"I really can't explain..." Sam gave him a sad smile.
„I've never imagined that you are such a good kisser ..." He exhaled violently.
"I've got to go now... For I have to remain in the shadows of my exile." With these words he started to jog away, leaving Crowder standing all alone.
"No homo", shouted Crowder in desperation, now tearing up, but Sam was already out of reach. His dream in crumbles he sat down on the ground. What now? What next? Was it possible towin his affection back? His mourning was interrupted by a young voice behind him.
"Haha. Wow, what fucking homos!", the deep voice said. "When are you guys going to suck each other? Haha, fags!" These words cut deeper than Crowder expected.
For the first time in his life Crowder stood up to homophobia.
"What have you said? We are no dirty fags!" He turned to the speaker, his eyes like piercing flames and his fist turned into a weapon of mass destruction. Just after he landed his brutal punch he was aware of his fatal error. The supposed redneck guy he hit was none other than a muslim girl in a wheelchair. Steven Crowder was in total shock. While the radical muslim still recovered from the punch, Crowder quickly left the crime scene only leaving his podium behind ... Shit, shit, shit. Sam would nevergive me a chance after this. Why did it have to be a goddamnwheelchair bound female muslim?
The word of Steven Crowder beating up an immigrant in the park spread like the uncontrollable wild fires in the Amazonian rainforest. Islamophobe, racist and nazi - the sjws used every term to slander his name. But they all ignored the hard facts. Crowder did it for his love, one could call it even an accident. The crooked media twisted the story around until he was the absolute worst guy in human history, even worse than Trump, and his victim - apparently a very nice girl named Alanya bin Abdulaziz - was almost declared holy. Only he knew: that dirty carpetkisser was the true homophobe.
The impact of this punch was massive. His hand still felt numb and this was the first time the idea came to him that something may be seriously wrong with it. But worst of all was the new video of Majority Report with Sam Seder. It reported the incident with every detail and the whole crew was ridiculing him how racist and stupid it was.
"Stop it. Uhm - this may be the worst thing he has ever done in his career. I cannot fathom ... this is just the typical day in the life of Steven Crowder." Seder shook his head in disbelieve. Was he sad? If so he hid it really well.
Day turned into night and the internet hated him more with each passing minute. Should I apologize? No, I can't do that, they won't believe me anyway. He cried, shouted at his stupid wife, then cried again.
Next morning wasn't any better. To numb his pain Crowder watched Make-Up Tutorials and played Let's Dance. But inbetween these activities were periods of pure agony. He thought of revenge, he thought of apologizing, he thought of ignoring everything and leaving the US, leaving everything behind... But there was that one single thing holding him back. His wife Hilary wouldn't care anyway if he ran off with another man - if he were to manage a B&B in Vermont. She only cared about her dumb book-club. She didn't even read "Twelve Rules for Life" the book he gifted her for her birthday two years ago. She was just the worst, reading one Obama biography after another - she probably dreamed of getting dominated by this strong black man. And he almost throw up thinking about her tits, attributes that he formerly cared about, when he presented her to his buddies.
"Leave with me, Sam. I am begging you", he wrote on a piece of paper. "To the end of the world." He would even follow Seder to Venezuela if that was what Sam really wanted.
Video after video the radical left bashed him and it was especially sad to see Sam Seder getting on the hate train. "Crowder? The sad part is that Crowder is still not done after this. There are openly racist lunatics that still support him. MAGAs. Karens. Incels."
After the seventh George Soros funded hit-piece Steven couldn't stand the biased media narrative anymore. If only Breitbart was national news. This was the real oppression. But how could something be changed that was so clearly in favor of the status quo? Helen Keller must have felt similar when she hid from the German socialists and wrote that silly diary. There was no hope for a conservative - every narrative was against them.
If you can't beat it, join it. He knew that these were dangerous socialist ideas, but he didn't care if the country was getting fucked. It was time to go outside and he knew exactly where to find the origin of this evil. He faced the campus sjws many times, but he never dared to enter the library. This was the place.
