It was like any other casual day in the Wayne household, even though Bruce had been shot 57 times in the arm the previous night by jokers goons ,it was all pretty chill. "I am the blood son" Yelled the small angry vessel who lacks height but makes up for it in temper. "Be quiet Damian, or I'll volley you through a window" Replied Crowbar Robin. The two dysfunctional siblings continued to argue as they ventured downstairs for breakfast, an amazing banquet set out by Alfred. "Shut up you 3ft fucking garden gnome" said Jason; quickly cut off by alfred lobbing a slipper at his face. "hah! take that Todd" Damian did not see the other slipper coming directly at his face too, but instead of staying stood up,he fell over.
"There is no way in hell you are wearing that to school Richard" Bruce said calmly.
Richard the Bisexual grayson had come down flaunting a short skirt.
"Why not?" replied the clearly not straight teen.
"Because I can see both of your balls"
"This is why I wish I was with my mother Talia"
"Shut up short stack"
"But dad all the other boys are wearing this"
"Doesnt make it okay."
Damian Wayne was currently fighting with jason todd yet again.
"I WANT THE LAST FRENCH TOAST."
"AND I WANT TO STOP HEARING YOUR WHINY GIRL VOICE DAMIAN HONESTLY YOU-"
The slamming of a fork was heard and it was now sticking out of jason Todd's hand.
"Hehe neat I'm a snack"
"ARGH TODD!"