this is set in the gotham tv show series around s1 or s2
Bruce had just woken up from a nightmare about his parents.He decided that a cold glass of water was in order, he snuck downstairs in the dead of night. Alfred had to arrange something within Wayne enterprises and so Bruce was home alone. The noises were perhaps the floorboards. The house was old after all. He had made it to the kitchen when a loud noise scared him, shattering the glass.
"Sup" Said Selina, holding a can of beans half opened with a tin opener.
"how did you get in?"
"Window."
"Why on earth would you go for beans on toast? I literally have more food better than that?"
"Im used to that, I don't need no caviar or whatever it is you eat."
"Alfred mostly cooks fish and chips and 'bangers and mash'"
"interesting story Bruce, but it doesnt cook my beans on toast any quicker"
"Are you staying for the night?"
"I ain't got no plans, plus its cold"
"Can u make me some beans on toast? I've never had it."
"Sure weird rich kid. Sure."
