Pig was tired of feeling alone. His girlfriend Pigita had left him (again), his last attempt at dating left him being stood up. And he wanted to date again.
While at the diner, he saw a pretty looking lady sitting alone. He smiled, and walked over to her and started talking.
'You seem nice, would you like to go out with me?' He asked.
'Oh I would love to! Except um, well. The thing is…' The lady stammered.
'Hey jerk, what are you doing with my girlfriend?' A tough looking man said.
'Girlfriend?!'
Then the tough looking brute wailed on poor Pig.
After the beating stopped, he stumbled back to his seat.
'Guess sometimes, you're better off being alone.' He unhappily thought.
Thankfully for him, Pigita agreed to go out with him 5 days later, and then the date ended with Pig getting smacked in the head for saying the wrong thing.
