May 8th, 3:03 PM (Eastern Standard Time)
Metropolis, New York, United States
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It was Mothers day and Ruby wanted to spend the day wanting to know how they felt during the holiday dedicated to the many mothers of the world.
She arrived back at her apartment with blushing furiously rushing to the couch to plant her face into the soft cushions
The residents had their curiosity peaked when this oddity occurred, so Yang tried to casually sit on the couch… right next to her
"What happened to make you look as red as Flash during Chinese new year"
Ruby starting to pout shifted up to tell the story of what happened that day, "So this morning I had nothing to do so I had the idea of going around asking what our friends were doing on Mothers day"
"Okaay"
"I first started out with Superman and Wonder Woman, which ended really well they had really nice plans"
"Okay" Yang following along to the story Ruby, wondering what the problem she had to make her look like this
"But it started to go down the drain when I got to the Batcave"
May 8th 12:38 PM (Eastern Standard Time)
Gotham City, New Jersey, United States
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Ruby walked down the large halls of Wayne manor into the living room which held the the former robins, current robin, and the current Batgirl.
"HEY GUYS, how was your mothers day? Ruby innocently asked the members of the batfamily, only to get them all staring at her.
Jason & Tim gave her eyes of disbelief, with Dick all of a sudden starting to laugh. Bruce just left the room entirely to avoid the tumor he might get if he were to engage with Ruby
"W-Why is Dick laughing like that, that isn't how he normally laughs"
Dick has now fallen on the floor crying due to the amount of laughter he was experiencing.
"WHAT THE FUCK, ROSE"
Damian asked with malicious disgust, something he didn't even know he could have for Ruby.
"W-Wha-What did I do". Ruby felt like she was being bullied for asking a simple question, unaware of what she had caused.
"Hey guys what's going on" asked Kate Kane, who had just arrived into the room confused to what has occurred. Dick tries to answer her question but was unable to due to how much he was currently laughing.
"OK… was Dick hit with some type of Joker Venom as some sort of new training regiment"
"Ruby just marched right in here more confident than Booster Gold in a speedo… and asked us how our mothers day went" Tim replied to Kate. Kate, now understanding, turned to look at Ruby with shocked eyes and a disappointed look.
"Ruby what the hell…"
"I know the superhero home life isn't the best… but I didn't think I would get this type of response"
Each person in the room widening their eyes even further to what it already was, and somehow being even more shocked.
"Ruby… My mother is DEAD!" Tim declared to Ruby trying to hammer home the insensitive the question she asked"
"SAME!" Dick said while still lying on the floor, but slowly collecting himself
"MY MOTHER MADE ME IN A TUBE AND TRAINED ME FROM BIRTH AS A WEAPON FOR ASSASSINS, ALL WHILE NOT TELLING MY FATHER I EXISTED" Damian angrily responded
"My mother LITERALLY sold me to the joker, who then precedingly went to kill me" Jason said, hopping on the bandwagon
"And my Mother was executed along with my sister, when We were kidnapped by a bunch of gunmen" Kate being the final one to speak, not to insult or mock Ruby but to show her how she needs to know her audience.
Ruby now realizing how she came off, started to blush red and feel embarrassed. She then proceed to run out of the house
May 8th, 3:49 PM (Eastern Standard Time)
Metropolis, New York, United State
After Ruby told the story, left the team with hanging mouths. Weiss and Blake scrunch their eyes and have their fingers pinch their nose in frustration at Ruby's social awkwardness. Yang -much like Dick Grayson- was on the floor laughing her lungs out to the idea of what Ruby had to deal with. JNPR just had their mouths open and wide eyed, unable to process the story Ruby had just told.
Ruby being the person she is went back to Wayne Manor the next day to apologies
June 12th, 2:07 PM (Eastern Standard Time)
Metropolis, New York, United States
"GUYS, I DID IT AGAIN WITH RAVEN!"
AND SECOND CHAPTER COMPLETED, sorry if this one was really short I am planning to do some LOOOONNNNNGGGG story arcs in some chapters, but in some like this I just write because it is silly and funny. But as a consequence It is going to be significantly smaller than the good ones.
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Be on the Lookout for my next Story, "COURT OF THE OWLS" and maybe post some funny silly stuff in between.
I'll try to write it ASAP, and as always you guys can message me if you want any suggestions or have any Chibis as your own chapter.
