School ended as Carly, Freddie, and Sam arrived back to Shay's apartment.
"I don't know. I just feel bad for the weeds."
"Weeds are nothing but green losers."
"Well, maybe weeds are just, like, you know, homeless plants looking for a lawn to call their own."
"Right. And who are we to judge which plants have more of a right to…"
The minute they entered Carly stopped speaking as they see Spencer holding on to two radios.
"I know. This looks unusual."
"I'm gonna go open a can of something and eat it." Sam then headed to the kitchen to find something to eat.
"What is that?"
"I was at the junkyard and I found a bunch of old radios, so I made them into this sculpture. I call it potatio radio."
"Why?"
"I was squeezing a potato when I thought of it."
"Well, I love radios and potatios." Carly said as she patted Spencer's head.
"Aw."
"So your part of the sculpture?"
"Nah. I just ran out of clamps so I gotta hold these together 'til the glue dries."
"Ah." Sam said eating a can of pie filling.
"You're eating a can of pie filling?"
"It's all I've got."
"Which is why I'm gonna make you your favorite kind of sandwich."
"Large?"
"Uh-huh. Spencer, Freddie, how does a big glass of lemonade sound?"
"Pleasant?"
"Lee-moan."
"Okay, everybody. Just give me five minutes." Carly said as she went to the kitchen to get lemonade while whistling.
"Is it possible that's she's in too good a mood?"
"It's like she's oozing happy."
"Kinda like my mom was taking those "special vitamins "." Sam said as a knock on the door, and Freddie's mom enters.
"Skoozie, but I need Freddie."
"Freddie hates you."
"I don't "hate" her."
Carly then walked up to Mrs. Benson with a glass of lemonade.
"Lemonade?"
"Oh thank you."
Carly then gave Ms. Benson the glass of lemonade.
"You look so pretty today."
"Well I suppose you do too."
Mrs. Benson was confused as she puts the glass of lemonade on the table.
"What's up with Sally Sunshine?"
"She's been dating a new guy."
"Well I don't see how a boy could make a girl that happy."
"Sure 'cause you haven't had a date since Seinfeld got cancelled."
"Oh. It wasn't cancelled; Jerry chose not to do another season."
"Uh Mrs. Benson not that we all don't want you to leave, but why are you here?"
"Oh. Freddie. I need to visit your aunt Susan for a few days. Apparently her rash is spreading. Spencer, I need to have Freddie stay here."
"Yeah. No problem."
"Just make sure that Freddie gets to bed every night by-"
"Mom!"
"Boys without bedtime never-"
Then her phone ding.
"Now what!? Oh my god. The rash spread to her thighs. I've got to go online, and do some cream and ointment research."
Then Mrs. Benson left.
"Your aunt sounds awesome."
"Like your family's not full of freaks and mutants."
"Touché."
"All right. I think these radios ought to be set by now."
Spencer let go of the two radios only to end up falling off to the floor.
"Ohhhh. I held those things together for like three hours! How long does that glue take to dry!?"
Carly then checks the "glue".
"Um I don't think this is glue."
"Then what is it?"
"It's ball joint lube."
"Ohhhh."
The next day Carly, Sam, and Freddie were in class as a guy came up to Carly from behind.
"All right. Give me your love and affection and no one gets hurt."
"Hey"
"Hi"
Then they both kiss, and hug.
"Hey Sam, Freddie."
"What's up bro?"
"Hey boy."
"What are you doing here? I thought you'd be on your way to LA by now?"
"I should be, but I wanted to give you something before I go."
"Oooh. What you bring?"
"Dude, dude."
"Open it."
"What you do?"
"Somethin."
Then Carly opened her gift.
"A charm bracelet?"
"It's one of a kind. Like you."
"It's gorgeous. You're amazing."
"You are."
"You are."
"You are."
"You are."
Then the bell rang as their teacher entered the room.
"Everybody take your seat. Today we are going— who's that?"
"Steven."
"You don't go to school here."
"No, sir I'm homeschooled."
Then Carly's teacher acted like he was going to throw up.
"Homeschooled kids. Bunch of uneducated socially deprived weirdos."
"Yeah you got a lot of room to call other people socially deprived weirdos."
"Hey, you wanna get kicked out of this class?"
"It's my dream!"
"Too bad."
Sam makes a face at him.
"And anyway. Steven is not a weirdo."
"And I'm not too socially deprived. I've been dating Carly for three months."
"It's true."
"And I think I've been getting a pretty good education from my parents."
"Really? 14th President of the United States?"
"Franklin Pierce."
"I like you."
"Me too."
"Why don't you think about coming here to Ridgeway?"
"Oh I'd love to, but I spend every other month in Los Angeles with my dad."
"Yeah his parents are divorced, but they maintain a healthy friendship."
"Really?"
"Oh yeah it's totally amicable."
Then Steven's phone went off
"Hey I gotta bolt. My flight leaves in an hour."
"Okay. Well I'll see you when you get back, and don't forget our 100-day kiss is coming up."
"Oh, I know. Sorry to interrupt."
"Oh, oh you're welcome anytime."
"Bye."
Then Steven left.
"What's a 100-day kiss?"
"Oh well. On the 100th day you've been going out with someone.."
"You have a special kiss at midnight."
"To celebrate your 100-day anniversary."
"Ooh what fun."
"How can you have never heard of the 100-day kiss thing?"
"I didn't know about it."
"Well, yeah, but you're a Gibby."
"You didn't know about radishes 'til six months ago."
"Well, I know about them now. Don't I?"
Then Gibby ate the radish.
In Los Angeles Lindy Watson was relaxing in the living room after she, Logan, their parents, Delia, Garrett, and Jasmine arrived from Illinois, and are staying at their summer home for the semester break along with planning to perform as their band The Rescuers. While they went to check out Los Angeles while her parents were doing some business stuff in the city Lindy was watching the new episode of ICarly on her laptop since she wasn't able to watch it on the flight to California due to the price to use the WiFi was expensive or she was busy talking with her friends till she heard the doorbell ring so she paused the video to get the door.
"Coming!" Lindy said as she got to the door, and opened it.
"Hey"
"Steven!" Lindy said happily as she kissed him.
"When did you get here?"
"Just a few hours ago."
"Want to come in?"
"Would like to, but I have to get to my dad's place, and get settled along with unpacking my stuff."
"That's fair enough."
"I did get you something."
"You did!"
Steven then gives Lindy a charm bracelet.
"A charm bracelet?"
"It's one of a kind. Just like you."
"Oh thank you."
"You know it, we've been dating for three months."
"Yep only a few weeks before our 100-day kiss."
"So I'll see you later."
"You too."
Lindy & Steven kiss then he goes home as she closes the door smiling then goes back to the couch to continue watching the new episode.
"That Gibby kid is just plain weird."
In Hollywood Hills at the Vega household at night Tori was watching ICarly with Steven.
"Go on now."
"Go!"
"Walk out the door!"
"Just turned around now!"
"You're not welcome anymore!"
Tori was laughing at how hilarious it was.
"Oh my god how funny is this? Aren't they hilarious?"
"Yeah it's funny."
"And now. A disturbing voyage into the depths of the ever-puzzling Gibby-ish brain."
"That girl Carly is really pretty. Don't you think?"
"Sure. Just uh, not my type. Anyway, you know we've been going out for over three months."
"I do. We're coming up on our 100-day kiss."
"Sneak preview?"
"Show me the trailer."
They both began to kiss as Trina came downstairs leaving.
"Hi Steven, welcome back to L.A. Still not sure why you're dating Tori when I was available, but whatever."
Trina then left.
"She's Uh."
"Yeah."
"Okay. Come on, Gibbeh!"
"Chicken Legs, music!"
On que the chicken legs on strings drop, and the music begins to play.
"I wonder if that Gibby guy's playing a character or if he's just that weird?"
Then they both laugh as they watch Gibby dance.
The next day Lindy, Logan, Jasmine, Garret, and Delia we're eating breakfast at a cafe.
"So what do you think of Los Angeles?"
"It's great."
"I'm glad you invited us to Los Angeles."
"No problem."
"Since we are here. Logan & I need to spark up our love life."
"Have you thought of how to spark it up?"
"No we did not."
Unknown to Lindy, Steven was sneaking up behind her before she could eat her syrup filled eggs.
"You know eggs, and syrup are a weird mix."
"Oh come on it's not a wei- Steven!"
"Hey."
They both kissed as he sat next to her.
"You know my brother Logan."
"Hey."
"Sup."
"This is my best friend, and Logan's girlfriend Jasmine."
"Hi."
"Garret."
"Hey."
"And Delia."
"Hello."
"So what are you doing here Steven?"
"Well I'm staying with my dad since I live with my mom in Seattle every mon-."
Delia then took a picture of Steven and Lindy.
"Did you just take a photo of us?"
"Yeah it's for my semester break scrapbook on Touchgram."
"Well, think you could take it down?"
"Sorry once it's taken I never delete it."
"Why don't you want to take a photo?"
"I'm mostly camera shy."
"Oh come on, it's not that bad."
"Hey, why don't you hang out while we go through L.A?"
"I love to, but I gotta get home for homeschooling."
"That's fine. See you later. Don't forget our 100-day kiss."
"You know it."
Lindy and Steven kiss, then he leaves.
"Bye."
"What's a 100-Day kiss?"
"Oh it's when you're dating for three months, and at midnight you have your 100-day kiss to celebrate your 100-day anniversary."
"Nice."
"We need to do that Logan."
A couple of hours later it was lunchtime at Hollywood Arts High where Tori, Jade, Beck, Robbie, and Rex were having lunch as Andre came.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."
"Hey Andre."
"What's up Andre?"
"You guys ready for this? You ready?"
"Wait…Okay I'm ready."
"Okay you guys know my uncle?"
"The creepy one or the real estate agent?"
"Real estate."
"What about him?"
"He sold a house-you ready? You ready? Are you y'all ready?"
"Yes!"
"What?"
"To Kenan Thompson!"
"Kenan Thompson!"
"Serious!"
"I love Kenan Thompson."
"What up with that? What up with that?"
Rex then chuckles.
"Good stuff."
"Wait it gets better. I met Kenan."
"Shut up!"
"You met him!?"
"Yeah, I went with my uncle to the house, you know when Kenan was buying it, and I hung out with him for two hours."
"Oh my god."
"Shut up."
"That's very cool."
"Yeah."
"I knew a guy whose dad bought a house, and they found a dead woman in one of the closets. She was blond."
"All right. C'mon, c'mon, more about Kenan."
"Right, so I tell him man your house is insane you could have a sick party here, and then Kenan goes so why don't you have one?"
"A party?"
"What?"
"At his house?"
"Yeah, he's not moving in till next month, cause he's gonna be in New York. So he said I can have a little party there next Saturday night."
"Oh my gosh."
"All of y'all are invited."
"I'm not too sure about Rex."
"It's gonna be hot through."
Unknown to Tori, Steven sat right next to her.
"You can't dip French fríes in mayonnaise."
"Okay why does every-Steven!"
"Yo-Ho."
Then they both kiss.
"What are you doing here? I don't get out of school till 3.00."
"I know. Just thought I'd swing by early, and say "hey". "
"Aw hey."
"How are you guys doing?"
"Good."
"I met Kenan."
"So how is your-"
Then Robbie takes out his pear phone, and takes a photo of Steven & Tori.
"Um, did you just take a pic of me and Tori?"
"Yeparooni."
"And what are you gonna do with it?"
"Post it on TheSlap, our school website. I have a whole page with pics of my friends."
"It's a small page."
"It is not."
"Robbie. It's small."
"Yeah, listen. Could you not post that pic of me and Tori?"
"Sorry, I've got it set to automatically upload pics right after I take 'em."
"Why don't you want him to post it?"
"Ah, you know, I'm not having the best hair day."
"Oh here, let me fix it ."
Then Tori starts to mess with his hair.
"Ahhh, it's crazy."
"Okay."
Then Sinjin arrived at the table.
"Hey Robbie. Do you want to take a pic of me for your Slap page?"
"No. No Thanks."
"Ha. The geek rejected by a freak- - that's ironic."
Back at the summer house Lindy was humming happily.
"What are you humming about?"
"Just humming while thinking of what would be my wedding day with Steven."
"Maybe you could make wedding pics of you and Steven."
"That's a good idea, but it looks like Delia is busy using the computer."
"Yeah I needed to upload my pics of today, even that pic of you and Steven."
"Wonder if he has an account on Touchgram or any other social media site?"
"I'll have a look when I'm done. What's his last name?"
"Carson."
"You sure that's his last name?"
"Yes I do know that's his last name. I love him with all my heart."
"Um Lindy you might want to see this."
"You found something?"
"Well I looked up Steven, and found this pic of Steven with someone."
Lindy walked up to see the photo of Steven with Tori.
"Where's that at?"
"It's called TheSlap, a website for a performing arts school in Hollywood."
"She almost looks like Shelby Marx."
"Only hotter."
"Garret!"
"What it's true?"
"Why would he be hanging out with her?"
"I know one answer."
"Jasmine don't you say it."
"He's cheating on you with this Tori Vega."
Lindy in denial went to the couch, and fall flat on the pillow moaning.
Back in Seattle at the Shay apartment.
"Okay. You take three oranges."
"So what's this game called?"
"Boomba."
"Boomba."
"Now, I take three."
"Who taught you this fruit game?"
"My mom."
"Oh, no."
"Next, we both face away from each other."
"Now what?"
Then Sam threw the orange at Freddy's back as he fell in pain.
"Boomba! I win."
"Good game."
"Whatcha doing, kid?"
"Seeing what Carly Carson looks like in various fonts."
"Steven's last name is Carson?"
"Yes. You should know that. I love him. Carly Carson, it even sounds cute. Carly and Steven Carson. Steven and Carly Carson. Hey, look, here come the Carsons. Aw, they look so cute together. I just love it."
"Wasn't there some actor named Steven Carson?"
"I don't know. Let me look it up."
"And while you're at it, see if you can find out if oranges can crack a spine, 'cause I think they can."
"Oh, man up or at least boy up. You find the actor?"
"No, but I've found something."
"Whatcha got?"
"Well, when I typed in Steven Carson, these two pictures of my Steven came up tagged with his name."
"Doyng. Who are they?"
"They're girls and don't say "doyng." "
"She looks like that Shelby Marx chick you fought, and that's Lindy Watson of The Rescuers."
"How do you know?"
"You haven't seen her perform at a benefit concert to save an animal rescue shelter?"
"Yeah, but these girls are way hotter."
Carly then glared at Freddie.
"I didn't say "doyng." "
"What websites are they?"
" . It's for a performing arts school in L.A., and Touchgram. Why would Steven be there with those girls?"
"Maybe they're just friends."
"No guy is just friends with girls like them."
"Sam."
"Well, if he's cheating on you, better we find out now."
"Steven's not a cheater."
"As far as you know."
"Here, let me see if I can find some more pics of these Tori & Lindy girls."
"Why?"
"So he can stare at them and drool."
"I'm researching them. Oh, yup. There they are. Wow. Oh, guys. Oh, man. Look at those cheekbones. And look at her blonde hair, and smile. Look it. Oh, guys. Oh, they're smoking hot."
Carly then grabbed an orange, and threw it at Freddie's back.
"I... ow."
"Boomba."
"Is everyone done assaulting me with oranges?"
Spencer then came into the room in pain.
"Oh, look. Sam and Freddie are here. That's different. So what goes on?"
"Steven's cheating on Carly."
"Quit it."
"How come Sam thinks he's cheating?"
"I found two different pictures of him in L.A. with some girls."
"Quite some girls."
Carly then threatens Freddie with an orange.
"Who are hideous."
"Let me see them. Let me see these girls who... whoa. They are quite... a high-resolution monitor. Oh."
"Why are you walking like a bloated zombie?"
"Because I spent five hours wedged in this sculpture trying to glue those radios together. Aah. Now my back's all twisted up like a frenchman's pretzel. Hey, who wants to rub some of this mint thermal cream on old Spencer's back, huh?"
"Pass."
"No."
"Uh-uh."
"Fine. I know someone who'd love to do it. Hey, Gibby."
Back in Hollywood Arts at Sikowitz's class.
"When all hope is gone, what can we hope for?"
"More hope."
"And the comet hits."
Then both Beck & Tori scream like they're afraid.
"No, no, no. Cut. Cease acting."
"What's the problem?"
"Your screams were unconvincing. You've got to show real terror."
"I thought we were pretty good."
"Oh, please."
"I've let out fiercer shouts in my bathtub. But is it just me? They were lame, right?"
"Beck was good."
"Oh, Jade. You're a sour taste, aren't you?"
Then Cat entered the classroom as she handed him a note.
"Ah, Cat, what did your doctor say? Ooh, a note. Whoa! Dear Gandhi."
"What?"
"What is it?"
"Her doctor's in Culver City. The traffic must've been horrible."
"What'd the doctor say is wrong with her?"
"Oh, it says she has vocal nodules."
"What are vocal nodules?"
"They're growths on the vocal chords."
"It's true."
"Shut up!"
Cat let out a frightened scream.
"You cannot speak until you are healed or you could damage your vocal chords permanently and never sing again. This is a lovely color, by the way, like a red velvet cupcake."
Sikowitz pretends to nibble on Cat's hair trying to cheer her up.
"Sit, Cat. Okay. Where were we?"
"Ah, you were saying our acting was terrible."
"Oh, yes, indeed. But not all your acting, just the fear."
"Okay. So how do we do it better?"
"Easy. Think back to a time your life when you experienced real fear, true terror. Then let the memory of that emotion bubble up into your acting."
"Does it count if you've caused true terror?"
"I don't think I've every felt true terror."
"Hmm. Then I'll have to work on that."
Then Sikowitz began to laugh like a maniac.
"Why are you laughing like that?"
"That poster of ducks playing poker, I just noticed it."
Back at the Summer home Lindy was still in denial about Steven cheating on her, and Lindy & Logan's parents came in.
"Hey how's everyone doing?"
"Stevens cheating on Lindy."
"Delia!"
"What it's true?"
"With who?"
"Some girl name Tori Vega."
"A hot one."
"Garret!"
"Okay. Okay."
"And Lindy is in complete denial."
"I bet you that I'll find some proof that Steven is cheating on Lindy."
"I think he's literally cheating on you."
Lindy grabbed a pillow, and put it on her face, and began to scream.
Back in Seattle Sam & Carly were texting in class.
"And so accompanying Lewis and Clark on their trailblazing expedition across the Western United States... Hey, Shay, Puckett, are you texting in my class?"
"Yeah."
"Bring your phones up here, right now. Move it."
Carly & Sam come up to the front of the class.
"I want you to read your text messages out loud to the whole class or I will."
"Just deal with the fact that Steven might be cheating on you."
"Will you stop saying that? I love him. And then I typed colon, p."
"That means she stuck her tongue out."
"I know all about colon p."
Then everyone began to laugh.
"What? What? What's so funny about colon p?"
"You need to stop. You're killing me."
Gibby then fell out of his seat laughing really hard.
Back in Hollywood Arts High Andre was at his locker opening it with his piano keys.
"Hey, Andre."
"What's up?"
"Will we get to meet Kenan at the party?"
"There's no party at Kenan's house. Kenan who? You guys can't come."
"Yeah, we can. It's an open invite."
"Saids who?"
"Rex."
"Rex?"
"Read the tweet. See you at the party."
"No, no. No, you're not invited to the party that I don't know what you're talking about. I'm gonna squish a puppet."
In Seattle Spencer was holding a book club as Carly, Freddie, and Sam entered.
"You're right."
"You're so right."
"Absolutely."
"What's happening here?"
"What are you doing home from school?"
"There was a gas leak, so they let everyone go home early."
"Who are these ladies?"
"They're, uh... they're... This is my book club."
"Your book club?"
"Okay. Everybody go home. I think we're done for today."
"Thank you."
"All right."
"This was fun."
"Yes, it was fun."
"Everybody have their purses?"
"Bye, Spencer - thank you."
"Bye-bye."
"Bye, Spencer."
"Okay."
"Thanks a lot."
"Uh-huh."
"So how was school?"
"I wanna talk about Steven, who's not cheating on me."
"Denial is not just a River in Utah."
"Egypt."
"Give me 10 minutes online and I bet I can prove Steven's cheating on you."
"There's nothing wrong with being in a book club."
"I know. It's just not the manliest thing in the world."
"It is too manly. Oh no. Nancy forgot her makeup pouch. Nancy! Nancy!"
Back at the summer house.
"Found anything to prove that Steven is cheating on Lindy?"
"No dice yet."
"See I told you."
"But I know a way to prove that he is cheating."
"How?"
"Easy. Here's the question. Is Steven cheating on Lindy with this girl Tori Vega?"
"No he's not!"
"Lindy just lis-"
"He said I'm one of a kind!"
"Calm down, and let me finish."
"Fine!"
"According to , a website for a performing arts school called Hollywood Arts High."
"Oh yeah my cousin tried to audition to enroll in Hollywood Arts."
"How did she do?"
"She broke an arm, her ribs, and both her legs after a failed audition."
"Anyway. According to one of Tori's friends named Rex who's profile picture is a creepy puppet posted about a party at Kenan Thompson's house."
"The Kenan Thompson!?"
"No way!"
"Yep, and this was on Tori's post."
"So pumped for Saturday night. Bringing the BF."
"Proof of cheating."
"Still not convincing."
"Then we have to go, and crash that party to prove that he is cheating on you."
"Hold it. If we go, someone would recognize Lindy because of our performance as The Rescuers."
"Dang he's right. It would make it difficult for me to spy on Steven. I would need a clever disguise so that no one wouldn't recognize me."
"I think I know a way."
"You do Delia?"
"My uncle lives in L.A, and he has a lot of ladies' things at his job."
"And?"
"He could easily give Lindy a clever disguise."
"That's perfect. Will have to wait till Saturday night."
"Which is tomorrow."
"Then we better get her disguise asap."
Back in Hollywood Arts High.
"Cat. Hey, Cat. I got it. Did you download that app I told you to get, speechy keen?"
Cat clap happily, and nodded.
"Good. Fire it up."
Cat then activated the app.
"Okay. This headband has a speaker in it that works via Bluetooth. So while you're on vocal rest, you just wear this on your head. Here, let me turn it on. Now, hit speak then type anything."
"Anything."
"Very funny."
"Last night, my brother bit my foot."
"Well, I don't need to know everything."
"Soup."
On the other side of the main hall.
"Robbie Shapiro! Don't move."
"Uh-oh. He sounds mad."
"Don't be so nervous."
"I'm not nervous."
"I felt your hand tense up."
"You tweeted about the party at Kenan's house."
"No, I didn't."
"Yeah, you did."
"I'm looking at the tweet right here."
"I didn't tweet about the party."
"I did."
"Rex?"
"I told you not to tell anybody."
"I had to get the word out to my Northridge girls."
"Oh, man."
"I'm really sorry. And believe me, I'm gonna be having a really Frank talk with Rex when we get home."
"Aw, man."
"You're a... you're a nut."
"He's really mad"
"But he's got beautiful skin."
Back in Seattle.
"Oh. Oh, I must've really wrenched my back. Gibby, are you sure you don't mind doing this?"
"Mind? Yeahhh."
"Will you just admit that you're not gonna find any evidence that Steven's cheating on me?"
Okay. First, I learned a long time ago, never admit anything, and, no, I didn't find any specific evidence that Steven's cheating on you."
"Ha! Say "ha." "
"Ha!"
"But if Steven is cheating on you, I got a way to catch him."
"How?"
"Gather 'round, children. Come, gather 'round mama."
"Just let it out."
"Okay. The question: Is Steven, A.K.A. Carly's boyfriend, cheating on Carly with these chicks, Tori Vega & Lindy Watson?"
"No, he's not."
"Dude, I'm…"
"He told me I'm one of a kind."
"Yes. And my dad once told my mom he was coming back. So moving on. This pic was posted on , a site for a high school called Hollywood Arts in Los Angeles. A mutual friend of Tori's, some kid named Rex, whose profile pic, for some reason, shows an urban puppet, he tweeted yesterday about a big party that's going on this Saturday night at Kenan Thompson's house in Hollywood."
"The famous Kenan Thompson?"
"Oh, gee. I don't know. It could be Kenan Thompson, the butt doctor."
"Oh, not there, not there. Right there."
"Who cares about all this?"
"You do 'cause since this Rex dude's going to that party, and one of Rex's top friends is this Tori chick, then we can assume that Tori's gonna be at the party too, and if Lindy finds out she'll go to that party. And if they are dating Steven, I'll bet you a truckload of fat cakes Steven will be at that party with Tori, even Lindy."
"And if they are? How do you know they're not just friends?"
"Hmm, read Tori's latest status update."
"So pumped for Saturday night, bringing the bf."
"Bf means boyfriend."
"Thank you, Freddie."
"We thought it meant big finger."
"All right. So now what?"
"We are gonna make Spencer drive us to L.A. And we are gonna crash that party and see for ourselves if Steven's a cheater."
"Or not."
"Hey, if I really have to drive you guys to L. A., can Gibby come?"
"He's got the hands of a goddess."
"I am here for you, buddy."
About a couple of minutes later.
"Yeah. All right. Thanks, Socko. All right, everybody. Socko just dropped off the van, so let's hit the road. L.A. is a long drive."
"Yep. We're just gonna crash that party, bust Steven for cheating on Carly…"
"- Or we find out he's innocent. Everyone's innocent 'til proven cheaty."
"Whoa-oh. Wait. Wait, wait wait. Guys, I just realized something."
"Me too. There are no yellow foods."
"What about corn?"
"Bananas."
"Squash."
"Butter."
"Lemons."
"So what do you realize?"
"The party, what if people there recognize us from iCarly?"
"Oh, man."
"You're right. We can't spy on Steven if everyone's coming up to us going, "yo, you're from iCarly. What's wrong with that Gibby kid?" "
"I got it. My ex-girlfriend, Monie, lives in L.A. She does special effects makeup for movies and tv shows."
"You think she could make me, Sam and Freddie look different enough not to get recognized?"
"Sure. She does Hasselhoff."
"Cool."
"Hamburguesa."
"I'll just call her on the way."
"Yellow peppers."
Back in Hollywood Arts High.
"Tori, Tori, you have to talk to Andre for me."
"What about?"
"He's gotta change the date of his party at Kenan Thompson's house."
"The party's tomorrow."
"I know. But Lane asked me to babysit his stupid friend's kid, so I said yes."
"So when I heard about the party, I tried to bail but Lane won't let me out of it. Stupid Lane."
"Why does Lane need you to babysit?"
"He and his friend are gonna see Macgruber the musical."
"The musical?"
"Just tell Andre to move the party to next week."
"It's too late to change it, and Kenan said he could only have the house tomorrow night anyway."
"Oh, I hate everything."
At Delia's uncle's job he dressed as a lady after having a happy reunion with his favorite niece, and explaining the situation as he inspected Lindy's look.
"So think you could make Lindy look different so that no one would recognize her at the party?"
"When is the party?"
"Tonight."
"Well get her done as soon as possible."
"Thank you for helping us with this. I owe you a lot."
"No, I usually charge anyone, but this one is on me. Now Lindy please go into the other room, and take a seat. We'll make you look different in no time."
"You uncle really likes.."
"Don't judge him!"
At Monie's place.
"Can you make us totally different?"
"Completely unrecognizable?"
"Yeah, easy. When's the party?"
"Tonight."
"I can get it done by then."
"Awesome."
"Thanks."
"Oh Monie, I really appreciate you doing this."
"It doesn't mean I'm not still angry with you."
"C'mon we broke up six years ago."
"You shattered my heart, and my leg!"
"I didn't see you behind my car!"
"Just drop it! Carly have a seat. I'll get the makeup ready."
"I thought Stephanie was the ex-girlfriend you backed over?"
"That was before Monie."
"So wait you backed a car over two girlfriends?"
"I'm not the best driver!"
Back in Delia's uncle's job.
"You're all ready to see the new Lindy?"
"Yep."
"Ready."
"Let's see my new sister."
"Lindy, come on out."
Lindy then walked into the room with a red wig, black biker jacket, a crossbones shirt, black leather jeans, and black boot heels.
"Who's this Lindy? The name's Rebecca Anderson."
"Wow. They did great."
"So you barely recognize me?"
"Yep."
"Uh-huh."
"Almost."
"How Jasmine?"
"Just need one thing."
Jasmine walks up to Lindy putting a pair of sunglasses on her.
"There. Now you're different."
It matches you perfectly."
"Okay let's get to that party!"
"Thanks for the help."
"It's no prob. Tell your mom I said hello."
"I will."
At Kenan's place.
"Whoa check this place out."
"This is sick."
"Yeah."
"Oh my god. This house is hug."
"Hug?"
"Huge."
"Yo, Dre."
"Yo, what's up?"
"You ain't telling me Kenan's house was sweatin' diamonds."
"I know right? Oh Mustang, this is Tori, Steven, Cat, and Robbie."
"Yo."
"Hello."
"What's going on?"
"I believe someone forgot to introduce someone?"
"Oh that's Rex."
"Downtown."
"Back around."
"Oh, Mustang's gonna be spinning tracks tonight."
"Stricka…Stricka…Straight up."
"Stricka…Stricka…Straight up."
Then everyone looked at her awkwardly.
"I wanted to do it too."
"I'm gonna go back over there."
"Oh let's go pick a place."
"A place for what?"
"For our 100th day kiss tonight at midnight."
"Mm. It's gonna be good."
"Mm-hmm."
"Can I watch?"
"No."
"I'll give you 20 bucks."
"No. You weirdo."
"You have no idea."
On the way to Kenan's house.
"So what should we do while Lindy spies on the cheater?"
"Or innocent!"
"Well we would have to act naturally so that we won't get any attention."
"Jasmine. Why does it look like you're both overdressed?"
"Um what are you both wearing underneath your clothes?"
"Bathing suits."
"Why?"
"Well Logan & I found out while looking at Kenan's place online that it has a jacuzzi so that we could spark up our love life a bit more."
"Okay."
At the party it began to form from small to huge as Lindy, Logan, Jasmine, Garret, and Delia entered Kenan's house.
"Whoa this place is huge."
"I'm going to enjoy this."
"Hey, remember that we need to find Steven, and see if he is cheating or not."
"Yeah um I'll go check out the food for him."
Delia left as Logan & Jasmine started to leave.
"Are you guys going to help?"
"Sorry jacuzzi is calling for us."
"Guess that just leaves you & me Garret. Oh come on."
"Sorry, I'm going to look for sanitizer."
Garret then left as Lindy annoyingly sighs.
"Guess I have to do everything myself."
Delia was looking at the party food as she accidentally bumped into Cat.
"Oh sorry I was looking at the food. I'm Delia."
"Hi Delia. My name is Cat. Sorry if I can't talk, I have a throat infection."
"That sucks."
Garret continue to look for some sanitizer as he walks into Robbie & Rex.
"Oh hi I'm Garret."
"Hi I'm Robbie, and this is Rex."
"Sup?"
"Just looking for some sanitizers."
"I think there's some in the kitchen."
"Thanks. Just need some to get rid of the germs,"
Garret then left for the kitchen.
"What a weirdo."
"Rex!"
"Better than being a freak."
Back at Monie's place.
"You guys ready?"
"Ready."
"Let's see them."
"Freddie."
Freddie came to the room first.
"Who's Freddie? My name is Chess Masterson."
"Oh my God."
"Uh-huh."
"Man."
"Yeah."
"So if you guys didn't know it was me, would you recognize me?"
"No way."
"She made you really good-looking."
"Sam."
Sam came into the room next.
"Don't call me Sam. Tonight, I'm Regina Goodbody."
"Unreal."
"Carly."
Carly came into the room last.
"I was once Carly. But now, I'm the hideous Patty Schwab."
"Oh, no. Patty Schwab ate my sister. I did apologize for backing over you with my car, right?"
"All right. We better get to the party."
"Yep."
"Agreed."
"Let's go."
"Hey, wait a sec. I'm on iCarly a lot. What if people recognize me at the party?"
"Oh, yeah. Do you have anything for Gibby?"
Monie grabbed a hat,, and sunglasses putting them on Gibby.
"There and there."
"This is it? Can't I get, like, a mole or something?"
"Yeah, I can give you a mole."
Monie then put a mole on Gibby.
"There."
"Okay."
"Yes."
"And your name can be Roger."
"Yeah. Roger. Roger mole."
At Kenan's house the party became crazy as Andre tried to gain control of the party.
"Hey, hey. Oh, there's already too many people in here."
"Hey."
"What? We were making time with those Northridge girls, man."
"See what your tweet did? Kenan told me I could have a small party, and there's gotta be at least a hundred people here already."
"Rex tweeted it."
"Yeah, that's right."
"If Robbie had tweeted it, nobody would be here 'cause he only has, like, 13 followers."
"14."
"13. I unfollowed you."
"Rex."
"Hey, Andre."
"What, Sinjin?"
"There's a guy here who crashed the party."
"90% of the people here crashed this party."
"Yeah. But this guy's wearing a panda bear suit, and he's running around with a tennis racket swatting people on the butt."
"Man, I don't have time for jokes."
"But I'm…"
"Go."
"... Whoosh."
"What am I supposed to say to Kenan if he finds out about all these people here?"
"Kenan's in New York, so why don't you relax the yap?"
"Everything's fine. You need to chill out."
Unknown to Andre the Panda was right behind him, and swats him with a tennis racket, and ran off crazy.
"Hey, somebody grab that panda. Hey!"
"Andre got whacked by a panda."
The Panda runs by as Logan pulls Jasmine out of it's way as they see Andre run by in the process.
"I think once we find the jacuzzi we'll not see a giant panda with a tennis racket."
"Yeah let's go change, and get to the jacuzzi."
The panda then runs by Tori, Steven, Beck, and Jade as Trina arrived.
"Tori, look. It's me."
"Hi."
"Hi."
"Hey, sista sista."
"How are you here?"
"I thought you were supposed to be babysitting some kids for Lane?"
"Yeah. I am."
Trina then pulls two leashes with two kids.
"Here they are."
"That's Wilson, and that's Vanessa."
"Mabel."
"Mabel."
"You can't bring these little kids to a party like this."
"What can happen?"
"They're on a leash."
"I think it's great."
"Lane said you could bring them here?"
"No."
"They should be in bed."
"Don't be a downer. Come on, kids. Let's go mingle."
"Please, help us."
Trina with the kids left the group as Delia looked at Trina awkwardly as Robbie, and Rex arrived.
"Well hello cutie."
"Um hi? Why did you call me a cutie?"
"That wasn't me. It was Rex."
"Rex?"
"Sup?"
"Oh your ventriloquist dummy?"
"Ehh."
"He's not a dummy."
"Well he's not a mannequin nor a paper bag so he's a dummy."
"Ehh. She's scaring me let's go the Dj booth."
Garret was continuing to look for some sanitizer till he got swatted on the butt by the panda's tennis racket, and ran off.
"Hey get back here!"
Andre then found Cat.
"Cat, Cat."
"Hi, Andre. This is an awesome party."
"Yeah. Listen, have you seen a panda bear about this tall with a tennis racket? He's dangerous."
The panda then swat Andre as the panda.
"Ah. Fool. Can you see? Oh, all right. That's all."
Garret then arrived.
"Hey did you see a panda run by?"
"Yeah. Hey, stop that panda."
Both Andre & Garret chase after the panda.
"Hey, Andre. There's a panda bear with a tennis racket sneaking up behind you."
Meanwhile Logan, and Jasmine found the jacuzzi in the back.
"That looks really cool."
"Let's go get change, and hit the jacuzzi."
Lindy, disguised as Rebecca Anderson, continues to look for Steven as she sees a Panda run by with a tennis racket.
"Okay?"
Lindy continue to search as she runs into Logan & Jasmine in their bathing suits.
"Hey, did you two find Steven?"
"Nope, but we found the jacuzzi."
"So see ya."
"Wait you guys."
Logan & Jasmine then left the room as Lindy sighed annoyingly.
"This is going to be a long night."
Back at the party.
"Did you find one?"
"Yeah. Right out back, and it's huge."
"What are you guys talking about?"
"A jacuzzi."
"Oh, you brought a swimsuit?"
"Uh-huh. Jade loves jacuzzis."
"Sometimes I pretend I've been captured by witches and they're using me to make human soup."
"I'm sure you'd be delicious."
"Yeah, I doubt it."
"I would've brought a swimsuit if I had known."
Then Sikowitz came from behind, and blew a trumpet, scaring Tori, Jade, and Steven.
"It's me with a trumpet."
"Why?"
"You scared the pee out of me."
"Remember earlier this week in class, your terrible attempts at acting terrified? Well, I'm helping you to experience real fear that you can use as actors. So I really scared you?"
"Yes. I peed."
"Bravo. Beck?"
"Sorry."
"He's unscareable. C'mon. Let's go change and hit the jacuzzi so I can pretend to be soup."
"Okay."
"Jacuzzi, my favorite Italian word for hot watery bubbling. Ooh."
At the entrance Carly, Sam, Freddie, Gibby in disguise, and Spencer enter the house.
"You guys see Steven?"
"Nope."
"Uh-uh."
"Do you see him?"
"No."
"I see a giant panda bear with a tennis racket."
"Hollywood, man."
"Hello, there."
Gibby then went to Cat.
"Hey. I'm Roger."
"Hi, there, Roger."
"I like your mole."
"Yeah, you do."
"That mole is really working for him."
"Yep."
"Effective mole."
"Come on."
"We really look hideous."
"Oh, yes. It's disturbing."
"Hideous."
In a different room a group of teens are playing a surfing game.
"Go! Go! Go! Come on!"
In another room Carly, Sam, Freddie, Gibby, and Spencer began to plan.
"Okay. We gotta split up and try to find Steven."
"Your cheating boyfriend."
"Innocent 'til proven cheaty."
"Continue."
"Okay. Sam, you and Freddie look on that side of the house and upstairs. I'll take this side. Spencer and Gibby, you... "
"- Roger. You all got the super-cool makeup and everything. I think the least you guys can do is call me Roger."
"Okay, Roger. Spencer, you and Roger check in the kitchen and the backyard."
"Roger."
"What?"
"No, no. I didn't mean it like that. I meant like Roger that, you know how they do in the movies sometimes?"
"Stop it. Freddie."
"If you see Steven, do not engage."
"Do not engage."
"Contact the rest of us via text message so we can all converge at point Steven."
"See, that's the kind of talk that makes me wanna hit him."
"Whatever."
"Okay."
"Are you guys ready?"
"Roger is."
"Shut up."
Then the group split as they look with Carly looking for Steven not paying attention as Lindy looking for Steven accidentally bump into each other with a tripping in the process as Lindy's wig fell off that she tried to quickly put it on.
"I am so sorry. Wait, why are you wearing a wig?"
"I don't know what your talking about. I'm Rebecca Anderson, and this is my real hair."
"If it's your real hair then why are you wearing it the wrong way?"
"Dang it. You caught me."
Lindy got up, and took off her wig, and Jasmine's sunglasses.
"It was disguise that I was using to spy on my boyfriend."
"So you're not Rebecca Anderson?"
"No, I'm just Lindy Watson."
"So why are you spying on your boyfriend?"
"I think he might be cheating on me with this girl."
Lindy shows her the pic of Steven with Tori that Carly realized that Steven has been cheating on both of them with Tori, but she couldn't hurt her feelings any longer if she finds out that he's dating her too.
"How about we both look for him, and see if he is cheating on you."
"Okay."
"But you might need to put the wig, and sunglasses back on."
"Good idea."
Lindy put her disguise back on, and they went to look for Steven. Meanwhile Delia was looking around as she bumped into a disguised Sam, and Freddie.
"Oh sorry, I was just getting some salsa dip. I'm Delia."
"Chess."
"Regina."
"Nice to meet you both. You look really handsome, Chess."
"Thanks."
"Okay we better get going."
Sam then painfully grabbed, and pulled Freddie's ear as he said ouch multiple times as they headed to another room.
Meanwhile Garret, and Andre continue to look for the panda.
"Okay this is difficult. Let's split up you look in the other room, and I'll look for the panda here."
"Got it."
Then Garret left.
"Hey, did anyone see a large panda bear with a tennis racket run in here?"
"Hey, dude."
"What? Oh, hey."
"Okay. If Steven and I ever get married and have babies, don't you think they'd be way cuter if they look like him?"
"No. You have way prettier eyes than me."
"No. But you have a prettier mouth."
"And you have a prettier mouth."
"We talked about this."
"No."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Put the lamp down. Have some respect for Kenan Thompson's lamp."
Then the panda swatted Andre's butt with the tennis racket, and ran off.
"All right. You guys put the lamp down."
"I'll handle the panda."
Meanwhile in the back.
"Man. Someday, I would love to have a house like this."
"Probably wanna get a job then."
"Nah."
"Oh, baby."
"Dude, jacuzzi. You should get up in that."
"Get up in it now?"
"For your sore back, hot water, pulsing jets fix you right up, says Roger."
"Yeah, why not? I don't think anybody would mind if... Hey, what happened to your mole?"
"Oh, crud, my mole's gone."
"It must've fallen off in the house."
"Well, I gotta find it."
"How are you gonna find a tiny mole in that big house? Hey, Gibby, wait."
"I'm Roger. I'm coming, mole!"
Back inside Trina with the kids went to Cat.
"This way, kids. Hi, Cat. Cool party, huh? P"
"Hey, Trina."
"Cute headband. Hey, so you like kids, right, yeah? Watch these for me."
"Hi, kids. My name is Cat. Sorry, I'm talking this way. I have a severe throat infection."
Both kids began to be scared of her text to speech voice. On the dance floor.
"Do you have any retro music? Like the Spice Girls? Whatever happened to Baby Spice?"
"Look, you seem like a nice kid, but you make me sick."
"Awww. You see that? You irritate everybody."
"Why do you always have to…"
Then Robbie accidentally spilled a drink causing the laptop, and sound system to stop working.
"I'm sorry."
"If I could've come here by myself, I would've."
"Just calm down."
"Shut up, Samberg."
"Yeah."
"All right. All right. Chill out. Don't bust a vessel. I'm gonna call my boys, have 'em bring me some backup. 'Til then, who wants to take the mic and throw some rhymes freestyle?"
The crowd then yelled in agreement.
"It's a great idea. Here…"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
"Ah. Throw me a zesty beat. All right. Okay."
" Yeah, okay all right, now put your hands up pu... pu... put your hands up everyone in Kenan Thompson's crib put your hands up c'mon uh, uh, uh "
"You know when an artist says to put your hands up, the polite thing to do is…"
Then a plant is thrown at Robbie knocking him out for a few seconds.
"Yeah."
"Ooh that's gotta hurt."
"I realize Robbie was bad, but was it necessary to throw that plant at him?"
"Most likely."
"Who threw the plant?"
"C'mon, now. Who's next?"
"I'll take a SWAT."
"No, no. I'm not letting no puppet…"
"Baa, baa, baa... Just bust a beat. Yeah, freestyle. Ah, yeah."
" Ha, Rex powers, yeah ha, I'm going in ha, yeah, thanks, Robbie. your rap was pretty sloppy now, let Rex flex and I'll be sure to rock the party who's the best freestyling emcee? they better mention me but I don't freestyle rap for free. you better pay my fee try and test my kill, man who you be? look dope rap up in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of me "
"That's what's up."
Back at the Jacuzzi.
"Oh, this is a nice time. Oh, oh, oh, thank you, Kenan Thompson. Oh, my back feels better already."
Then Sikowitz jump out frightening Spencer.
"Who are you?"
"I'm Spu…"
"Nice to meet you, Spu they call me Sikowitz."
"Right. Oh, why did you do that to me?"
"Oh. See, I'm an acting teacher at Hollywood Arts High School, and I'm trying to scare one of my student, Beck, so he'll understand what true terror feels like."
"You almost made me die."
"Oh. Here comes Beck. Don't give me away."
Sikowitz went under as Jade, and Beck arrived.
"There's someone in it."
"Hey."
"Hi."
"Hey there."
"Cool if we join you?l
"Oh, sure. Just me in here."
Jade, and Beck entered as Jasmine, and Logan arrived.
"Hey, is there room for two more?"
"Yeah come in. It's for everyone."
Jasmine, and Logan then entered the jacuzzi.
"So what's your reason to be in the jacuzzi?"
"Sore back."
"Ouch."
"You?"
"Just pretending to be soup for witches."
"Okay?"
"What about you two?"
"Trying to spark up our love life."
Back inside the house.
"Hey, look out, please."
"Did anyone see a panda bear with a tennis racket?"
"Did you find that panda?"
"No luck."
"Hey, Andre."
"Grandma, what are you doing at this party?"
"Rex tweeted about it. Where's Kenan Thompson?"
"Grandma, please go home."
"Okay, Andre."
In another room.
"Any sign of him?"
"Nope."
"Btw why does your voice sound familiar, and why do you want to help spy on Steven?"
"Oh, I just wanted to help."
Meanwhile in the back.
"Beck."
"Jade."
"Jasmine."
"Logan."
"So you're not gonna be in here long, are you, 'cause we really…"
Then Sikowitz jumped out of the water, scaring Spencer, Jade, Jasmine, and Logan.
"Well, did I terrify you?"
"No, not really."
"You're a tough nut to crack, my friend. One tough nut. Yes, sir."
"What the heck is your problem!"
"You'll be fine."
Back inside the party.
"No sign of Steven anywhere."
"I'm going to make a quick call."
"Hey. You haven't seen Steven?"
"No. And I've been looking everywhere."
"Is Sam looking?"
"Sort of. She's looking at a bowl of onion dip. Hey, did you find Steven in the onion dip?"
"Don't sass me."
"Look, maybe Steven's not even at this party."
"Well, that'd be great, 'cause then maybe he's not cheating on…"
Lindy then notices Steven walking in as Lindy try to get Carly's attention about Steven right behind.
"Excuse me."
Both Carly & Lindy freaked out a bit seeing Steven.
"Hi."
'Carly."
Carly quickly put her phone away as Lindy heard the name Carly that she realizes that this girl is Carly from iCarly.
"Did you see a girl around here about this tall, brown hair?"
"No, I... no, no, not really."
"Nope, I haven't see a brown hair girl."
"I'm Patty schwab."
"And I'm Rebecca Anderson."
"Hey. Oh, wait. I see her."
After he went to the other room.
"Carly as in ICarly Carly?"
"Guess the cats out of the bag, but now's not a good time Lindy."
"Carls, you there?"
"Then that's Freddie , and Sam?"
"Shh, subject spotted. We just saw Steven."
"Where, and with who?"
"With Lindy!"
"Wait are you dating my Steven?"
"Ssshh, things are happening."
Both Carly, and Lindy watch Steven with Tori.
"I wanted to give you this."
"Steven, you nut ball. A charm bracelet."
" A charm bracelet."
"Charm Bracelet?"
Both Carly & Lindy look at their bracelets.
"Yeah, it's one of a kind, like you."
"Okay. That hurt. That wounded me."
"Now I feel like I got stabbed."
"Oh my God. It's beautiful. I love you. I love you too."
Then they kiss hurting both Carly & Lindy.
"And it twisted into my heart."
"And that kill me. Now I'm dead."
After Steven, and Tori left Carly, Freddie, and Sam removed the makeup they wore to spy on Steven while Lindy removed her wig,, and Jasmine's sunglasses.
"Can't believe he cheated on us." Lindy said, throwing her wig down frustrated.
"Even giving her a charm bracelet."
"And then she goes, "a charm bracelet?" And then he goes, "yeah. It's one of a kind, like you." "
"Isn't that, like, the exact same thing he said to you two?"
"Yes!"
"Exact."
"And I think he even gave her the exact same charm bracelet."
"You were right. Go ahead. Say you told me so."
"You sure?"
"Yeah."
"I told you so."
"Dude."
"Well, I did. Oh, here."
"Thanks. Ow."
"This napkin has salsa on it."
"I had some ta-key-toes."
"Taquitos!"
"I'll be back."
"Wait."
"Where you going?"
"To teach Steven a lesson for breaking both your hearts."
"Oh, Freddie. Thanks. But you can't just go beat him up."
"He deserves it."
"I know. But you're nerdy."
"Steven would pound you silly."
"All the way to the hospital."
Meanwhile on the dance floor.
Your flow was just bad so I'm gonna help you so look here's your homework go read my rhyme book
"Yeah, yeah, props to the challenger, now, it's to you, Rex."
"Pump the beat."
Kiddies, kiddies pay attention mc Rex is rapping so class is in session you better take notes if you wanna survive 'cause you couldn't earn a dime with them weak, old rhymes. I'll battle anybody, name your time or place. I'll be running circles 'round you like a relay race I'm so nice on this mic when I take control I'll flip your hat backwards like a California roll. oh. You just got powned, puppet style.
Trina then entered the room going to Cat & Dalia in nervousness.
"Cat, give me the kids. I need to get them back to Lane's before he gets home."
Cat pulled the leashes seeing them empty.
"Oh boy."
"Where are the kids?"
"It seems they have escaped."
"You mean you both don't know where the kids are?"
"No."
"Nope."
"But I think it's important that you find them quickly."
"Like now!"
Trina then left to find the kids while Gibby was in another room looking for his mole.
"I'm looking for a mole, a mole."
"Where are you, mole? Hey, blondie. Have you seen a mole on the floor anywhere?"
"A mole?"
"Yeah. About yea big, cocoa brown."
"No way. You're that kid from iCarly. Com."
"No. No, no. No, I'm not."
"Wait, wait, wait. Gibby!"
"No, no. I'm Roger."
"Hey, guys. Get in here. It's Gibby from iCarly. Com."
"Dude, you're gonna blow my cover."
"I got Gibby right here from iCarly dot…"
Gibby then punched the guy knocking him out.
"Sorry I had to do that, man."
Garret then entered the room.
"Hey have you seen a panda with a tennis rack- Whoa what to happen with him?"
"Well uh."
"Wait you're Gibby from ICarly."
"No I'm Roger."
"Hey, hey your secret is safe, but first. Let's hide this guy."
Gibby and Garret grabbed the guy as they left the room dragging the guy. Back in the other room with Carly, Lindy, Freddie, and Sam.
"No."
"Yes."
"I think she should do it."
"Yeah. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't."
"The guy's a total jerk."
"I agree Steven's a jerk, and we need to teach him a lesson, but I'm not gonna let Sam give him a royal fizz-bin."
"Well, can I at least give him a regular fizz-bin?"
"I say yes."
"No."
"Yo, Steven. Hi, have any of you seen a guy... Whoa. No, way! You're iCarly, and you're Lindy from The Rescuers!"
"Hi."
"Hello."
"Hey."
"Hi there."
"Oh my God. You have no idea how in love I am with your Web show, and your performance to save that animal shelter."
"No. But I know how in love you are with my, and her boyfriend."
"What do you mean I'm in love with both of your boyfriend?"
"It's okay. It's okay. We were in love with your boyfriend, so we're kind of even."
"50/50."
"Whoa. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Are we talking about my Steven?"
"Your Steven, my Steven, her Steven. He's been a busy boy."
"Are you two gonna knuckle down on this chick? I brought the butter sock."
"Almost sounded like coins."
"It's not her fault. The three of us are victims."
"Yeah, but I mean…"
"We're not gonna beat her with a sock full of butter!"
"She wants you two to hurt me with butter?"
"Yeah."
Meanwhile back at the Jacuzzi.
"Do you see the little children?"
"Yes."
"Yep."
"Uh-huh."
"Fantastic."
In the game room a guy is playing a surfing game as he falls off the surfboard.
"Wipeout."
"Hey, I would've had 10,000 but there's something wrong with the board Springs."
"Right."
"Board Springs."
"My turn."
"Sinjin."
"Set it to expert."
"C'mon."
"C'mon."
Back in the other room with Tori, Lindy, Carly, Sam, and Freddie.
"And he even gave the three of us the exact same charm bracelet."
"Oh, when he gave you yours, did he say,."
"Let me guess?."
" "it's one of a kind just like you?" "
"Oh!"
"Uh!"
"Ah!"
"At least he had mine engraved, "to Carly", hers "to Lindy", and yours "to Tori."."
"Yeah. At least... wait. Mine says, "to Topi."!"
Lindy then facepalm herself.
"He didn't even notice they got the engraving wrong."
"Great not only is he a liar, and a cheater. He's also a idiot."
"Unless he's dating a fourth girl named Topi."
Carly, Lindy, and Tori glare at Freddie.
"Too soon?"
"Does this answer your question?"
Lindy made a fist, and hit her palm looking like she wants to punch someone in the face.
"I take that as a yes."
"Okay. Now, that we all know Steven's a stinkin' cheater, let's talk about revenge. Once again, I offer the butter sock."
"We don't just wanna hurt Steven."
"We don't?"
"No."
"Oh."
"Would have worked."
"We need to make sure he never does this to any other girls."
"Yeah. Hey, there's, like, 200 people at this party. What if we expose Steven in front of everybody here?"
"Yeah. We put him in front of the whole party, yank his pants down, get some hot sauce."
"That's not what I meant."
"But it is a good idea."
"She means expose him for being a liar and a cheater."
"Yeah."
"You like it?"
"Mm-hmm."
"It could work."
"But let's not just expose him in front of a couple hundred people. How about more, like, a million?"
Then Carly, Freddie, and Sam look at each other with a clever idea.
"What? Oh, c'mon. We wanna be a part of your icarly unspoken communication. How are we getting back at Steven? Topi wanna know."
"Oh I think I know what they're planning."
Back at the entrance more people were arriving.
"No more people. Hey, hey. Hey, now. There's already too many people in here. Now, Kenan said I could have a small party, all right? Now, I want you out of here. I definitely want you out of here. I want you out of here, and I want…"
Unknown to Andre Kenan Thompson arrived to Andre's surprise.
"Oh. C'mon, man. Let me stay. Have a giraffe."
"You bought me a giraffe?"
"Hey Andre did you find? Holy cow it's Kenan Thompson."
"Nice to meet you too."
"Okay. Well, yo, listen, it's kind of crazy in here."
"Andre, Andre why are you buggin'?"
"'Cause you said I could have a small party."
"Well, yeah, but not this small. I mean, where is everybody?"
"But there's, like, 200 people here."
"Okay, look. A small party means, like, 400 to 500 people, man. Look at those girls. Those have gotta be northridge girls. Hey, how ya' doing? Oh, you can tell by just how they... -"
"So you're not mad."
"No, I'm not mad. Kiss your giraffe, would you? Man, doesn't that feel better?"
"Feels good."
"Feel better already, hey?"
"That's right."
Then the panda runs by.
"The panda? You let the panda in my house?"
"No. We've been trying to get rid of the... you know the panda?"
"Man, that freak panda bear has been showing up around me for three years now. My house, my health club, my trip to Acapulco. It's why I bought this new house. Hey, who gave the panda my new address?"
"No, I don't know."
"Nobody knows nothing. Okay. You know what? I want somebody to catch that panda and wrestle him to the ground and call the police or animal control or something."
Then the panda swatted Kenan with the tennis racket, and took off.
"Ouch. He did it again. Oh, I'm gonna slam that panda. C'mon. Where's my baseball bat?"
"I don't know."
Kenan with Andre, and Garret went to chase after the panda. Meanwhile Tori, Lindy, Carly, Freddie, and Sam headed to where Tori is going to have her 100-day kiss.
"Where?"
"This one?"
"That closet right there. At midnight, he's expecting us to have our 100-day kiss."
"Okay, okay."
"That's perfect. So you just…"
"Hey!"
"Oh! Hey, where'd the panda go?"
"No way."
"Holy cow."
"Kenan Thompson."
"You're Kenan."
"Oh my God."
"Yes, he's famous."
"Where'd the panda go?"
"We don't know."
"Oh, man. How does that funky panda keep escaping my grasp?"
"iCarly from the Internet."
"Yeah, yeah."
"You know us?"
"Well, yeah, I watch iCarly online all the time. Hey, where's the little peculiar kid, uh, jibby? Lindy Watson from the Rescuers!"
"Wait how?"
"Your save the animal shelter performance. Well, I know you're not from Northridge."
"Uh, un-uh."
"Hey, Kenan. I know we just met and everything, but would you maybe wanna help us out with something?"
"There it is, you see that? There it is right there. Why does everybody wanna borrow money from me? I mean, you guys, Andy Samberg, half the original cast of All That".
"Oh, I used to love that show."
"Especially Amanda's Dear Ashley skits."
"Your cheekbones are like perfect little sugar plums, and your blonde hair is like web silk."
"No, no, no, no. We don't wanna borrow money."
"Now, wait a second."
"Okay."
"Sam, Sam."
"We're not here for money."
"Would you help us get revenge on a really bad guy?"
"The panda?"
"No! Her boyfriend."
"Steven?"
"Who's also her boyfriend."
"And her boyfriend."
"Which we just found out."
"No money."
"No money."
"Just revenge."
"Just revenge."
"Tell me more."
Back in the living room of the main party.
"Last fourth of July, we took her down to the…"
Then he got a text on his phone.
"Oh, hang on. Text from Tori. Ooh, time for a 100-day kiss. Late…"
He left the room, and headed to the closet where he is going to have his 100-day kiss as he enters not knowing that he is being recorded.
"Happy 100-day anniversary. Are you ready for this?"
"Are you ready for this?"
Then Kenan blew a trumpet at Steven scaring him, and hurting his left ear.
"Hi, Steven."
"He thought he was gonna get a kiss from a pretty girl, but instead, I blew a trumpet in his face. Ha!" Then he blew his trumpet at Steven again.
"Punk."
"Wait. What is this?"
"This is iCarly."
"Yeah, and that is my ex-boyfriend, Steven."
"Ex?"
"He's also her ex-boyfriend."
"Ex?"
"And also her ex-boyfriend."
"Ex!?"
"Yes, ex, meaning not anymore."
"Done for."
"See, Steven used to have not one, not two, but three girlfriends…"
"... At the same time."
"Me and them."
"Steven's a cheater."
"And a liar."
"But now, Steven's got no girlfriend."
"And might never get one again..
"Yeah, because now all y'all women out there know that Steven is a chizzy-wazz skunk-bag."
"Wait, this is live on iCarly?"
"Uh-huh."
"But don't worry."
"Only, like, a million people are watching."
"Yeah, so it's not like your whole life's over."
"Oh, wait. It kinda is."
"You know what?"
Steven then ran out of the closet completely humiliated.
"Bye, Steven."
"Random humiliation."
Back in the game room with Sinjin on a surfboard.
'Hang on, Sinjin."
"Here comes the big wave."
"I'm gonna do it."
Then the game broke.
"Malfunction."
"Huh?"
Then the surfboard launches Sinjin straight through the window.
"Jacuzzzzzzzzzzi!"
Jade, Beck, Spencer, Jasmine, Logan, and Sikowitz look at the voice's direction seeing Sinjin splashed in the jacuzzi.
"Who was that?"
Sikowitz then pick up Sinjin who was gurgling.
"Sinjin?"
"We're in the middle of a game!"
"Okay. Back to you."
Back on the dance floor.
"All right, y'all. I'll say that makes Rex the number one baddest freestyler at this party."
"Wait."
"Wait."
"Wait."
"Wait, wait. Chuck me a stick."
"Unless I'm tripping, I do believe we got the iCarly crew at this gig fresh off the Internet, and the Rescuers band as well. Sam, right?"
"Uh-huh."
"And you're calling out Rex."
"Mm-hmm. Mama gonna take a puppet down. Whaaaaaat up?"
"Show 'em Sam!"
"He doesn't like to be called a puppet."
"Nah, nah, nah. It's cool. It's cool. But let's see if you can beat this puppet, Puckett."
And the final rap battle begins.
Yeah, I'm hot but I ain't taking this back 'cause everybody knows that chicks can't rap I'm so cool I make thermometers drop, but with my lyrics so hot I make thermometers pop 'cause, me, I always get things poppin', and you should stick to shopping I've had them better but they all came and went face it Sam, you're the opening act and I'm the main event
"Your turn, Laverne."
"Back up, Shirley."
"All right. Puck, puck, Puckett up."
"Woooo!"
"Go Sam!"
"Take him down!"
Yeah oh, how cute a little rappin' puppet psyche. you're more like a rejected muppet but I'm so famous you can find my name in a blog but not you, homey Rex is a name of a dog move over, hippies you expect my respect want me to think you the b*mb when you get all your clothes at tweenpants. Com yeah, yeah, well too bad, little Rex, all I can say is, "sorry, Charlie," 'cause your freestyling ain't nothing compared to icarly. they all heard you rapping and they was like mehhh and then I showed up and everybody's like...
"Yeah!"
So face it, Rex, you couldn't even rap if I stapled his lips and took his hand out your back
"Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah!"
"Wahoo!"
"All right. I'm somewhat offended, but I admit, momma's got rhyme."
Everyone cheered as the panda ran by with a baseball bat.
"There goes the panda."
"Yep."
Then Kenan arrived.
"Oh, the panda stole my baseball bat."
Kenan then took a drink from a group of Northridge girls."
"Thank you. Y'all are northridge girls, aren't you?"
"Yeah."
"Panda!"
"Was that Kenan?"
"Yes."
"Yep."
"Kenan! Kenan! Kenan, wait up."
Trina ran after Kenan as she got to the front door only to see.
"Lane!"
"This is how you babysit?"
"Well…"
"I was driving home, looked out my window and found them asleep by some trash cans."
"Well... "
"What kind of babysitter would allow two small children to just wander around the streets? You know this one needs medication."
Trina didn't want to hear anymore that she slammed the door in front of him.
"Hey, look what's up. The backup rig has just arrived and it's online. So who's up for a little bit of karaoke?"
"Yay! I love karaoke."
"You could talk!?"
"Cat."
"What? "
"Shh. Your doctor said you weren't supposed to talk."
He didn't say I couldn't sing
"Well, all right."
"Hey, iCarly, why don't you throw us into gear?"
Then Mustang threw the mic to Carly.
"All right. What song?"
"Trust me. I'm gonna spin one that everybody knows."
As soon as the music begins they know it's time.
Carly:
I know you see
Somehow the world will change for me
And be so wonderful
Tori:
Here I am, once again.
Feeling lost, but now and then
I breathe it in to let it go
Lindy:
You're nothing but trouble,
But trouble's what I like
Got our whole life to figure it out
So why start tonight?
Carly (and Sam):
Live life, breathe air
(I know somehow we're gonna get there and feel so wonderful)
Tori (and Jade):
When you figure out how,
You're lost in the moment you (disappear)
Lindy (and Jasmine):
And when the world looks upside down
(Just flip the camera the other way around)
Carly, Freddie, Sam and Spencer:
It's all for real
Kenan:
I'm telling you just how I feel!
Tori with Cat and Jade:
You don't have to be afraid to put your dreams in action,
You're never gonna fade,
You'll be the main attraction.
Lindy (with Sam, Delia, Andre, and Gibby):
We're taking the world by surprise
Hang on it's a (crazy ride)
Carly (with Beck, Garrett, and Robbie):
Wake up the members of my nation,
(it's your time to be)
Tori (Freddie, Logan, and Spencer):
Not a fantasy (Not a fantasy)
(with Carly, and Lindy: Just remember me) (just remember me.)
Tori, Lindy, and Carly (Andre, Sam, Delia, and Trina):
When it turns out right (When it turns out right!)
Lindy (With Jade, Robbie, and Cat):
And even when it don't feel right
(Know that you're doing just fine)
Carly (with Freddie, Garrett, Gibby and Spencer):
'Cause there's no chance unless you take one!
(And the time to see)
Tori (with Sam, Jasmine, and Trina):
Now if you live in your imagination
(Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination)
Carly and Cat, Logan, Jasmine, with André:
See the brighter side of every situation.
Tori (Lindy and Carly):
In my victory. (Jade: in my victory)
(Just remember me)
When I make it shine.
Lindy (Jade and Sam):
Cause this'll be the time of our time of our lives
(We're taking the world by surprise)
Carly (Jasmine and Cat):
Leave it all to me (André: Leave it all to me)
(Leave it all to me)
Tori:
When I make it shine...
Carly:
Leave it all to me!
Lindy:
Time of our lives!
Jade with Sam and Jasmine:
When you live in your imagination
Delia with Freddie and Beck:
Hang on it's a crazy ride
Cat:
Leave it all to me!
Tori:
When I make it shine...
Jasmine:
Cause this is the time of our lives
Carly with iCarly Cast (Victorious, and I Didn't Do It Cast):
Leave it! (Make it!) (Our Lives!)
Leave it! (Make it!) (Our Lives!)
Leave it! (Make it!) (Our Lives!)
Leave it!
Carly with iCarly Cast (Cat):
(Ooh!) All to me!
Tori:
When I make it shine
Lindy:
Cause this is the time of our lives
Carly:
Just leave it all to me!
After they all perform. Everyone hugged, and cheered at the best party ever.
