one day john phoenix was thirsty

but he did not know what to drink

john phoenix called a random number and godot answered

"blacker than a moonless midnight... coffee" said godot

"thanks"

john phoenix hung up

john phoenix went downstairs

coffee mug

coffee beans

coffee water

but then the coffee mug disappeared!

"hello" said shopkeeper

"coffee mug" said john phoenix

"one billion dollars please" said shopkeeper

"objection" shouted john phoenix "my fingerprints are on it"

shopkeeper thief!

shopkeeper gets arrested

the end!