"Man, what's wrong with him!?" I heard Krow say. "What?" I asked. Krow turned to the side and pointed one of his wings at my face. "Talk to the wing." He mumbled.
"What happened!?" I asked. "I came close to that village and their cats were all lined up in a line and they started jumping on the houses and trying to attack me! I think there were some villagers out there too, throwing snowballs and eggs at me." He explained.
"What's their problem?" I asked. "I don't know. I managed to knock one of the cats off a house and make it poof, though." Krow said.
Then Pazkel flew in. Pazkel was an old friend. We hung out and stole players' diamonds and stuff where we were younger and had spawned more recently. "A player had a Multishot crossbow earlier!" The female phantom said. "I want even doing anything!" She added.
"I heard that a bunch of players voted for us to be in this universe." I began. "Why did they want us if they think we're so annoying and stupid?" I asked.
Then I had the idea. Don't get too excited. It's not the biggest, most amazing plan ever that involves winning the MC lottery (I don't know what that is. I overheard some players talking about one and I have no idea what it is) or something. Here's the plan:
Step 1: Be nice to the players.
Step 2: NO STEALING FROM THE DANG CHESTS.
Step 3: Meet a Warden.
Okay, that last step is kinda stupid. It wouldn't contribute to anything. And why would I go through a Deep Dark biome for basically no good reason?
Anyways, this plan starts today.
