Fond.
Fond?
Yeah, fond.
Oh, ok. Fond.
Are you?
Am I what?
Fond of the boys you work with?
Err, yeah, of course I am.
All of them?
What are you trying to say?
Well, we've heard that one of them is very much a practical joker.
And?
And we would like to know if you are as fond of him as the others.
You ask some weird-ass questions.
But are you?
Yeah, of course I am. He lightens the mood.
What about the quiet ones?
What about the quiet ones?
Well, are you as fond of them?
Look, I already told you I am fond of them all.
All of them?
For goodness sake! ALL OF THEM.
Do you like one brother over all the others?
What's that supposed to mean?
Well, our sources say that you seem to be closer to the eldest son.
Really.
Um, yes. Are you?
We work well together.
But are you fonder of him?
My "so-called fondness" for one brother over another brother is not up for discussion here.
Oh! Oh, ok.
Are these the types of questions you intend to ask for the whole interview?
Err…no?
Is that a question or a statement?
What kind of interview did you think you were agreeing to?
I thought we were going to discuss International Rescue. Not personal feelings.
You do realise who I am interviewing for?
No.
No?
Of course I know!
Oh, err…ok. Well, as producers of the worlds most popular girl's magazine, we thought that you could share your style tips and secrets and give us the, um, lowdown on the boys.
Excuse me?
You said you knew who we were.
I did.
So, did you not read the kind of material we produce?
*Storms off set yelling: 'GORDON, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!'*
