And now to our feature presentation...

It was a lovely day in the Gifted Inmate's Academy.

The Sun was shining

The Non-existent birds were singing.

And there wasn't a single dead body in sight.

It was a beautifully hopeful day.

"COME BACK HERE YOU DEGENERATE!"

… Well, it was supposed to be until this happened.

Shuichi Saihara, the Ultimate Detective, was currently running for his life.

The Reason?

Tenko Chabashira, the Ultimate Aikido Practitioner, was after his head.

And the reason for that?

Well, that's simple.

"GIVE ME BACK MY PURITY YOU SPINELESS MENACE TO SOCIETY! BLEACH THOSE DISGUSTING MEMORIES FROM YOUR MIND BY KILLING YOURSELF HERE AND NOW!"

That's right.

It was because Shuichi Saihara was a degenerate male.

It wasn't his fault of course. It was all Monodam's fault for recording what he did to her in the Love Hotel. Though, thinking about it, he's still not entirely in the clear.

After all, he chose to do it, and now he's forced to face the music.

Or in this case: the angry Aikido Girl.

Of course, the girl was not one to be reasonable.

Being "reasonable" was something degenerate males use to justify their evil deeds. So Tenko would not listen to Shuichi's "reasoning". And that was a perfectly reasonable reason.

That was Tenko's reasonable reasoning.

So Shuichi had no choice but to run with his tail between his legs.

Unfortunately, a random banana peel on the ground caused him to slip causing him to plop onto the ground.

He tried to get up, but it was already too late. Death was approaching him.

Shuichi turned around to face Tenko one last time before she delivered the final blow.

In one swift motion, she threw him headfirst into the ground. The impact splattered his head like a watermelon. His body ruptured and popped like a balloon. Blood and Guts splattered everywhere in a glorious explosion and dyed the amazon red.

(Or in this case, Pepto Bismol, since Blood is Pink)

She grabbed Shuichi's dislocated heart from the rubble of giblets and raised it into the air.

The sky turned gray as storm clouds circled the academy, unleashing loud roaring thunder. She squeezed Shuichi's still-beating heart as the divine nectar was poured into her mouth.

She did it.

She killed Shuichi!

The poor detective opened his eyes, finding himself in the A/V room.

There were no thunderstorms

No pieces of his body strewn across the floor

And most importantly,

No Tenko in sight.

Shuichi sighed in relief. "It was only a nightmare…"

The boy had just watched the events of his night with the Aikido girl and fell asleep halfway through the video due to its length. But from what he is able to watch he can say with much certainty that Tenko… Was an absolute Freak.

'That explains why I was so tired…' He muttered as he pinched his forehead and sighed. He was in a bind.

It didn't take a detective's intuition to realize that he was trapped between a rock and a hard place, or in this case: a moving wall into a garbage compactor.

If Tenko actually saw the video he just witnessed, then she will be way beyond reason. The mere sight of him could potentially send her on a rampage, and turn his nightmare into a frightening reality. Without all the lightning, of course.

Simply put, no matter how he thought about it, he was going to die.

Still, he wanted to at least get Tenko to hear him out and hopefully see reason. But he can't get close enough to her without possibly getting his arm ripped off. And so he decided to do the one thing he does whenever he has to think really hard: Psyche Taxi.

He wasn't sure why he imagined driving around town picking up ladies was the proper way to rationalize his thoughts, but it works anyway so who cares?

Unfortunately, before he could "pedal to the medal" his thoughts were interrupted by the faint wetness that was suddenly on his head. He touched the wet spot and immediately realized that it was drool. Looking up from his seat, he finally noticed that Miu Iruma was standing right behind him.

She was drooling like some dog in heat, saliva was dripping from her mouth like a leaky faucet. Her eyes were fixated on the screen showing last night's debauchery at the Kumasutra. So the detective did the most logical thing to do at this very moment.

Shuichi screamed.

Miu Screamed.

And then Monotaro appeared, screamed along with them, forgot why he was screaming, and then left.

Shuichi and Miu were now sitting right next to each other. The detective had a stern albeit flustered expression while the inventor looked away, trying to avoid eye contact.

"So… what exactly were you doing here?" He interrogated.

"I-I could say the same to you virgin! Y-you're the one that decided to film a f-fucking porno!" She tried to shout back but faltered halfway through.

"T-That wasn't me… Well, it is me, but I wasn't the one who filmed it." He scratched the back of his head in embarrassment.

Shuichi then went on to give the Inventor a basic explanation as to what happened last night.

"So you're telling me that key you found lets you fuck your classmates?" Miu looked embarrassed at the idea, but at the same time, she was extremely amused by the prospect.

"No! It just lets me look into everyone's fantasy that's all!" Shuichi immediately corrected.

"So it's like one big roleplay fetish!?" Miu's eyes lit up in excitement, the very thought of something like that made her hot and bothered. The sight of Miu nearly wetting herself immediately sent a chill down the detective's spine.

Realizing that trying to explain this further was pointless, so Shuichi decided to change the subject. "Anyway, that's the gist of it. And now that Monodam showed Tenko what happened last night, she's going to turn my head into an ass, and my ass into a head."

Miu chuckled at that remark. "Wow, Pooichi! Now your name is perfect because you're in real deep shit!"

"Don't remind me." The detective sighed. "I kinda wish there was a way to approach her, but Tenko isn't the most approachable, especially in this scenario."

Shuichi then looked down, dejected that he couldn't find an appropriate answer. He was a detective after all, so finding solutions to problems was supposed to be his job.

Miu looked at the young man and frowned. She honestly felt a little bad for the ex-virgin. It's a shame that she didn't have any way to help-

A figurative lightbulb immediately flashed on top of her head as the inventor began reaching into her cleavage. Shuichi immediately looked away as Miu did that and started to ask what the hell she was doing when she pulled out a spray can.

" Looks like it's going to be the second-best day of your life shithead!" Miu raised the can triumphantly. "Because the Ultimate Inventor has a special gift just for you!"

Shuichi looked at the spray can, both with curiosity and fear. Knowing Miu, it was probably some wacky gadget with a strangely specific purpose.

"Allow me to introduce you to the latest in my fucking ingenious projects! The Bouncy Gel Spray!" She declared proudly.

"Bouncy Gel Spray?" Shuichi repeated, a small hint of sweat dripping on his head. "So what is that for?"

"Well if since you kindly asked my awesome self, allow me to explain so that even a dork like you can understand!" Miu backhandedly declared. "This spray covers anything in a thick gel-like substance akin to rubber. Making it as bouncy as my fucking tits!"

"That's actually kind of impressive," Shuichi remarked, realizing the possible potential of such a tool. "So if I were to make myself rubbery… Tenko would have a harder time actually hurting me."

"You betcha Pooichi!" The inventor cackled. "You have the right to praise me for my fucking genius!"

"Thanks, Miu…" Shuichi smiled.

This was so much better than simply wrapping pillows around his body like makeshift body armor.

… Not that he was thinking about it.

He went to grab the canister from her hands but-

"Nuh-uh-uh!" Miu quickly moved her hand away from him. "I might be one the sexiest brains in the motherfucking world but, I don't just give stuff for free…"

"...Seriously?" Shuichi frowned. "But didn't I give you those new pair of boots yesterday?"

"T-That doesn't count." She quickly looked away and blushed. "B-Besides, I repaid you with a delicious pie!"

"With your hair." He added.

"Still counts!" She shouted, a visible shade of pink on her cheeks. "Anyway, if you want this fan-fucking-tastic invention, I need you to give me something in return."

"What do you want?" Shuichi sighed internally. He already had a few items in mind that he was willing to exchange, but he wanted to hear her out first.

"Your Love Key." She pointed to the heart-shaped key sticking out of his pocket. "Let me have it!"

"..." The detective simply stared at her. "...What?"

"I said I want that key sticking out of your pants!" She redeclared. "You said that it allows you to look into people's fantasies, so I want to try it out!"

The thought of herself looking into her classmates' fantasies, almost got the girl to cream herself right where she was standing.

Meanwhile, the detective now had a stern look on his face.

Facing certain doom at the hands of the Aikido Master…

Or allowing the Inventor to invade people's dreams?

Shuichi took less than a zeptosecond to give his answer.

"No," he replied.

"What!?" Miu looked like she was about to burst into tears. "B-But why!?"

"Do I really have to say it?" Shuichi sighed. "How about I give you the footage that Monodam gave me. Will that be good enough?"

"Well…" The inventor twiddled with her fingers. "Alright, but no takesies backsies! Got it bitch?"

"Got it." Shuichi smiled as Miu gave him the spray can. "Thanks again, Miu."

"Don't fucking mention it shit head…" She muttered. "I don't want the others to get all soft on me…"

And so Shuichi left the A/V shortly after. Miu stayed behind and immediately started to playback Monodam's recording to watch the magic happen. Unbeknownst to either of them, another canister fell from Miu's pocket and rolled across the floor. Too enamored with the video, she failed to notice that the label on the can was "Bouncy Gel Spray".

Tenko was not one to think too hard on subjects. She wasn't dumb per se, just incredibly headstrong and gullible. Always taking action first, she never bothered to use her head for anything thoughtfully complex.

Which is why Tenko was having a mental breakdown over the fact that she was actually thinking.

Thinking about a boy no less.

Tenko wasn't sure what exactly happened, but last night she had a strange dream where she let someone take advantage of her after she lost an epic duel. She thought of this man as a brother unlike other degenerate males, and the night of passion following that was incredible. It made Tenko feel thoughts that she never felt for someone of the opposite sex. It was weird but strangely good.

That was until Monodam showed up, told her what happened, and even showed off the video for her. While she ignored most of the unimportant bits of his explanation, she was able to understand two things:

1, Why she felt extra tired today.

And 2, that Shuichi was a degenerate male all along!

Last Night, Shuichi used the key to take advantage of her while she was in a sleepy stupor. Using his masculine wiles, he ravished her helpless body to drain her Neo Aikido Energy! A truly diabolical plot from a diabolical male.

Shuichi was the epitome of Garbage, and it was her duty to take out trash such as him.

At least, that's what she wanted to believe.

Over the past few weeks, she got to know more about the detective than she would've liked. Tenko wasn't sure why, but he just kept coming back despite the times she belittled his gender or threw him around like a ragdoll. She was starting to think Shuichi was a masochist, but the boy clearly disliked the pain. However, the more they talked, the more she realized that maybe he wasn't a bad person.

So much to her disbelief, something in her was giving the detective the benefit of the doubt.

Which is why Tenko was having an existential crisis, about what to do.

A part of her wanted to tear the poor guy in half, but another part wanted to make amends with her one and only guy friend.

And this made her head hurt.

In the end, she decided to go through with beating up that degenerate male, because that was the right thing to do. Even though her conscience said otherwise…

So all morning, she ran across the academy trying to search for the detective. Her normally upbeat attitude was replaced with an uncharacteristic frown that even made Himiko concerned about what was wrong with her. But every time Tenko tried to explain herself to her classmates, her face got all red and she began to run away in embarrassment.

Well except Kokichi.

Tenko suplexed the little shit at the sight of him.

Unfortunately, she couldn't find head or tail of the detective and decided to retire back to her research lab. She wanted to expel these conflicting feelings, so a good workout seemed to be the best solution.

However, the moment she was close to her facility, she spotted a familiar detective entering the lab. His body seemed to shine as if it was covered in gloss.

After leaving Miu, he quickly sprayed the canister's contents all over his body. This gave him a shiny glossy appearance that almost made him look like a brand new chew toy. Still, he couldn't help but feel… viscous?

He wasn't really sure, but the coating on his body felt weird. He could only assume that it was only because the spray was working. Hopefully, this stuff really could protect him from what Tenko might do.

So the first place he decided to look for Tenko was the Research Lab. It was one of the most logical places for her to be other than Himiko's. But the fact that she wasn't here was concerning. He had hoped to resolve this privately with her, but her absence implied she was somewhere else.

He was just about to turn back to the door when the sound of its opening alerted his ears. Turning around he saw Tenko with an unreadable expression. But her gait was that of a predator, who cornered its prey.

"T-Tenko! Good to see you…" Shuichi tried to maintain his composure, but Tenko's aura was menacingly heavy.

"Shuichi…" Tenko slowly approached the detective.

"So… did Monodam show you something?" Shuichi hesitantly asked.

"Yes." She quickly replied.

"I see…" Shuichi unconsciously takes a few steps back from the Aikido girl. "Listen Tenko, this might seem bad but I just want to say-"

"Silence Degenerate!" Tenko roared, getting into a fighting stance. "You lost the right to speak long ago!"

Shuichi flinched at the sudden outburst. He already anticipated that she would be livid about the whole situation, but it didn't make it any less scary.

"You have committed grave crimes Shuichi. Not only have you touched me, draining away my strength to utilize Neo-Aikido. You have also taken away my purity as a woman." She hissed. "But you have committed a far graver sin… something even far worse than that…"

She pointed an accusing finger at the detective. "YOU LIED TO ME!"

Shuichi's face was a mix of fear and confusion. "Lied? Since when did I ever lie to you!?"

"Don't play dumb! You know very well that you are a deceitful scumbag!" Tenko barked. "I really trusted you, you know? When I first met you, I thought you would be like any of the countless other degenerates I've met. But the more we talked, I began to think you were different… but you're not."

"Tenko…" Shuichi muttered. He had a somber expression on his face.

"And to think, I thought I could have a man other than master as a friend." Tenko clenched her fist, she looked down for a moment before staring back at the detective. A small stream of tears was running down her face. "But that ship has already sailed. Now prepare to face punishment degenerate!"

The Neo-Aikido shot like a bullet toward the detective. Before he knew what was happening, Tenko had already got him into a shoulder throw position, ready for impact.

Shuichi closed his eyes as his feet left the ground, and for a moment he felt weightless until…

BAM!

Shuichi hit the floor hard, his air immediately left his lungs upon impact. He felt his bones rattle from the inside out, and he swore that he almost heard something crack. Simply put… That hurt.

Unfortunately, this crazy ride was not over and before he even got to breathe, he was already in the air once more.

BAM!

The second impact wasn't any easier on his body. The moment he hit the ground, the damage came back tenfold before he was flung back into the air like a ragdoll.

BAM!

BAM!

BAM!

BAM!

BAM!

The torture lasted for a few moments before Shuichi hit the floor one last time. His body was bruised in various areas, and he could've sworn that a rib was broken.

How was he still conscious?

He didn't know.

Fortunately, he was able to save his head from the thrashing, so he wasn't suffering a concussion or anything. Still didn't change that he was on the ground rolling in agony, but he had to find something positive about this situation.

Still, even in pain, his brain went to other thoughts. Rational thoughts like:

'Why didn't the bouncy gel work?' He thought to himself. The stuff he covered himself with was supposed to soften Tenko's attacks but he was feeling the same blunt force as usual.

Was it just a dud?

No, this was the girl who managed to create an underwear teleporter. There was no way that girl would make a dud.

So what exactly happened?

"It is done…" Tenko muttered as she slowly started to let go. "Now that you have received your punishment, I don't ever want you to talk to me-"

Just as she was about to let the detective loose and leave, she noticed something wrong with her hands. They were still attached to Shuichi's sleeve despite the fact that her fingers weren't gripped. A strange gooey substance was covering her palm, latching onto the detective.

Tenko tried to move her arms away from him, but she ended up stretching the goo, dragging the poor beaten boy across the floor.

Tenko gawked.

Shuichi gawked as well.

"...Tenko?" The detective looked into the neo-aikido practitioner.

"This is not my doing! Clearly, it's some kind of trick caused by you! Degenerate Male!" She accused. Tenko tried to wiggle Shuichi's arm off but to no avail.

"My fault? Why do you think it's-" Shuichi took a split second to think. "...wait a minute."

A bead of sweat dripped across his forehead. Using his free arm, he hesitantly reached into his pocket to pull out the canister that Miu gave him. He put the canister close enough to his face so that he can read the label that he carelessly ignored.

"Miu's One-of-a-Fucking kind: LUBE GLUE.

A super adhesive created by yours truly designed to stick things together for hours! This product only works on human skin and clothing, so that your shoes don't slip off by accident! Or if you want to spend less money on bras, unless you're a flat-chested bimbo!

WARNING: DO NOT SPRAY PRODUCT ON YOUR EYES OR BUTTHOLE."

Upon reading the label, Shuichi simply dropped the can. A look that could be best described as "Absolute World-Ending Despair", was written across his face.

Miu gave him the wrong item.

But before he could explain the mishap, Tenko had already taken measures in removing herself. Placing her foot on his shoulder, she used him as leverage to try and pry herself off his arm. The immediate pain from his arm being pulled caused the detective to scream in pain and unconsciously reach for Tenko's leg to stop.

But before he realized what was doing… it was too late.

Shuichi had touched her thigh.

The cold sensation from the detective's hand caused shivers down the Aikido Practitioner's spine, causing her to grit her teeth as a small bit of pink started to spread across her cheeks.

"You're touching me again!" Tenko squealed. "Not only have you taken my purity, but you're coming on for seconds!"

"N-No! This isn't what it looks like!" Shuichi tried to deny it. "If you take a moment for me to explain we can-"

But his words fell on deaf ears, as Tenko started to pull harder than before. "HAAAAIIIIYAAAAAHHH!"

Shuichi screamed as the pain in his shoulder increased tenfold. As his joints were being pulled, he almost thought that his arm would've been ripped off, and it would, given how much of a twig he was.

Fortunately, it didn't have to go that far as with the sound of a "POP!", Tenko's arms were free from their sleeve prison. The force even managed to pry off the other arm from her thigh as well. Tenko smirked in the small victory of this battle.

Unfortunately, this victory was short-lived because Tenko failed to have noticed that her foot was now stuck on Shuichi's Shoulder. With no proper balance, the poor girl started to fall backward. She let out an uncharacteristic "Eep!" as she hurtled back down to earth. The poor girl landed on her back with a loud thud.

Course, with Tenko's downfall, the Shuichi shortly followed.

Still attached to her foot, the detective lurched forward from the force as Tenko's legs shot upward and bent. Pulling him closer to the girl than he would've wanted which caused him to land headfirst to the bottom of her stomach. Shuichi tried to look up but realized that his mouth was stuck, so he had to awkwardly move his eyes to look at the beet-red aikido practitioner.

"I said get off of me you degenerate male!" She screamed in a pitch higher than normal. Still unaware of the effects of Lube Glue, she bent forward and put her hands on his shoulder blades to try to push him off. Considering the awkward positioning of her foot, it only showed how flexible the tomboy really was.

Course with Tenko moving her upper body, she unintentionally started to squeeze Shuichi's head, smothering him. The lack of air forced the detective to move erratically in an attempt to break free. With Shuichi wriggling, Tenko could feel his movements beneath her. And, much to her dismay, she was ticklish. The poor girl tried her best to hold it in, as she continued to try and pull herself free.

The two were in a deadlock, neither giving an inch to the other as they both tried to escape their current confines. A tug of war for the ages!

But like any Tug-of-War, something had to give…

And the first to give was Tenko!

Unable to handle being tickled anymore, she leaned back in an attempt to escape. This event caused a chain reaction that freed Shuichi's head from her stomach but launched him forward. This freed Tenko's foot but the Detective was now a foot off the ground and hurtling towards her like a giant yoyo.

But before she could realize what she had just done, Shuichi crashed into her, causing them to roll on the floor. The two of them flopped like fish against each other in the midst of the chaos, both trying to get their bearings and figure out which way is the floor.

The struggle lasted for an entire minute before the dust finally settled.

Shuichi opened his eyes to find that he was on top of Tenko. His face was inches away from hers. To add fuel to the forest fire, not only were her hands still on his shoulders, but she also had her legs wrapped around his waist.

Tenko tried to break herself free. Using whatever leverage she could find in her position, she attempted to free at least one of her arms. But with all of her limbs practically bound, she was a sitting duck beneath him.

"Unhand me you villain!" Tenko growled.

"You're the one holding onto me!" Shuichi retorted.

"And me grabbing you is caused by whatever sorcery you have struck upon me!" Tenko snapped back.

Shuichi held his tongue on that one. Technically it is his fault after all. But that's beside the point. They were stuck together, and that was the bigger problem at hand. There was no point in arguing. But Tenko was failing to see that.

Fortunately, with her new compromising position, she wouldn't be throwing him anytime soon.

Having her listen to reason?

That was an entirely different behemoth.

The detective could only sigh as he met eyes with her.

She needed to hear him out this time.

Even if she didn't want to hear it.

"Tenko… Listen…" Shuichi tried to gently speak to her.

"No! I refuse to hear from a degenerate liar such as yourself!" But was quickly dismissed by Tenko, who was still struggling to break free.

"But Tenko…"

"No! I'm not listening!"

"Tenko, this isn't the time to be-"

"Not Listening!"

"Tenko…"

"Not Listening!"

"Tenko!"

"Not Listening-"

"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR ONE MINUTE!?"

Shuichi suddenly shouted. His eyes opened wide as he realized how he raised his voice against her. Tenko was just as equally shocked, her jaw dropped at the sudden outburst. And like an armament of missiles going off, the argument was finally silenced. No one could say a word after that.

The two of them stared at each other in complete silence for a few seconds, before Shuichi sighed.

Realizing that now was his chance to finally speak, he had to make amends before she got crazy again.

"Look Tenko, I know you hate my guts right now, but I need you to listen to me, otherwise we're going to stay stuck like this," Shuichi explained. "So if you let me start at the beginning, we can resolve this as quickly as possible."

"I'm not listening to a degenerate mal-"

"I already said enough!" He shouted again. "We're doing this later! So. Listen. To. Me."

Tenko's mouth shut after that second outburst, and she slowly nodded.

"Alright, so on the count of three, I'm going to push your legs off my waist, while you try to pry your arms off my shoulders. Got it?"

Tenko merely nodded in silence.

"... Good. Now then…" Shuichi started to explain about the love key and its effects, and how he had assistance from Miu earlier this morning. The Aikido Practitioner took this information as best as she could, though she was still confused about other aspects. But there was one thing that was clear to her understanding…

"So you're telling me the reason we're stuck like this is that you got Superglue from Miu!?" Tenko had a look of disgust across her face.

"I thought it was super bouncy gel!" Shuichi explained. "It was so that you wouldn't rip my arm off if we met!"

"You could've wrapped pillows around your body like makeshift body armor! That's what normal degenerate males do!" She scolded.

"I know, and I'm sorry!" Shuichi looked away with an upset frown on his face. "Anyway, now that that's settled I have a plan for us to get out of this situation."

"And why should I listen to you anymore!?" Tenko spat out. "You have already invaded my trust and-"

"Oh my god! Are we still doing this!?" If Shuichi could reach his head, he would be pulling his hair out. "Fine, I get it! But that doesn't change the fact that we're stuck. So unless you have any better ideas, just listen to me until this is all over…"

The Detective glared at the girl with a determination she has never seen in him before. It was perplexing but somehow, despite still feeling distrustful toward her former friend, she couldn't help but nod. "... Fine."

"Alright, then let's do this." Shuichi pulled them both up into a sitting position. He placed his hands on her thighs again, the sensation causing the Aikido girl to blush.

"W-What are you doing you, degenerate male!?" She squealed. "I thought you said you had a plan!?"

"This is the plan…" He explained. "I'm going to use myself as leverage so you can free your hands. Once they are free, grab onto a nearby dummy t and I'll pull myself free. Got it?"

"Solid," Tenko responded, looking away from the detective. "But once we're unstuck, never talk to me again!"

"Tenko…" Shuichi looked at her with a sad but straightforward face. "We'll talk about this later. You ready?"

"Ready!" She quickly responded.

Shuichi prepared himself.

"One…"

"Two…"

"THREE!"

One Hour Later…

Ryoma Hoshi, the Ultimate Tennis player, was currently walking down the halls near Tenko's Research Lab when he heard the sound of intelligible screaming.

Curious, he peeked inside the room, wondering what was going on when he saw-

"Tenko! You're not supposed to push it back in! Pull out! Pull out!" Shuichi screamed, his face was extremely flustered.

"I-I can't! It's stuck! It's Stuuuuuccccckkkkk!" Tenko screamed back, just as flustered as the detective.

Ryoma could best describe the scene as something he saw once back in his old prison.

A guy was just washing himself in the shower when he broke the prison rule of "dropping the soap", bending over, and…the rest doesn't have to be said.

Only this time, Shuichi was the victim.

Ryoma immediately, but quietly shut the door. He stood there in silence contemplating his life choices when Kaito came by.

"Oh hey Ryoma!" He cheerfully waved.

The former Tennis player merely looked at the Astronaut with a look best described as "I'm trying to process something I shouldn't have seen".

Kaito couldn't read the expression and merely frowned, assuming that he was just giving him a cold gesture. "Uh… so… Have you seen Shuichi anywhere? He's been gone all morning."

"..." Ryoma just continued to stare before he finally said one simple word. "...Nope."

And just like that, the Tennis player walked out of the scene.

Kaito was annoyed at being blown off and looked at Tenko's research lab. From all the screams, he could assume that she was training, so he walked away to avoid bothering the Aikido practitioner.

After all, there was no way Shuichi was with her, not in a million years!

Another Hour Later…

What was supposed to be a simple task, turned into an improvised game of Twister. For two hours straight, they've tried several ways to pull themselves free. But with each new part freed, another got stuck in the process.

And after all of that, they were exhausted from the makeshift workout. The two of them lay side by side, with the only parts left stuck together were their hands. Out of context, it looked like two lovers staring at the clouds. But his was anything but that.

"You… good?" Shuichi panted, turning to his fellow glue compatriot. However, much to his dismay, Tenko was looking the other way. She was completely silent.

"..." Shuichi turned his head back to the ceiling. 'She's probably still mad at me…'

The two of them lay on the ground, in awkward tranquility for a moment. The only sound coming from their shallow breaths of exhaustion. The detective wanted to say something to her, anything to try and mend the atmosphere when Tenko suddenly spoke.

"Why?" She merely asked.

"... Why?" Shuichi turned to look at the Aikido girl, who still had his back turned to him. He looked confused as to what Tenko was trying to say.

"...Why did you lie to me?" She muttered. Her voice was barely audible, but Shuichi was able to quickly pick up on what she meant.

"You mean the thing about the love hotel?" He sighed. "... Look, I'm sorry Tenko but I never lied to you."

"Yes, you did!" She shouted. "I saw you as a friend, but you used that key to creep into my heart like some sort of degenerate parasite!"

"Well, it's not like I could've stopped it!" He retorted.

"Liar!" She continued to shout back at him."I saw the tape, and you fully went on with my advances despite the fact that you had a chance to leave!"

Shuichi was about to deny it, however, it was at that moment that he realized… she was right. At the start of the fantasy, he had multiple chances to walk out the door and leave her be. But he didn't and he didn't know why…

No…

That was also a lie.

He knew the reason why he didn't walk away.

"...You're right." He declared. "You're absolutely right, I didn't walk away. But you know why I didn't?"

"..." Tenko was still silent.

"It's because… You were happy," Shuichi explained. " Monokuma told me all about the fantasies, and how leaving one prematurely could hurt them with nightmares. When I talked with you in that fantasy, you had a smile that was brighter than I've ever seen. You looked so happy despite me denying your advances. If left you hanging, you would've been sad, and as a friend, I didn't want to do that to you. So I followed along because that made you happy!"

The detective sighed as she still refused to answer. "So you may hate me for abusing that trust you gave me. But know that I only did it because I didn't want to hurt you last night."

The silence returned for a brief moment as Shuichi looked at Tenko. He was just about to turn away when-

"... But I'm hurting now…" Tenko finally answered. "I'm in pain, and do you want to know why?"

She turned to look at him, tears were streaming down her face. "It's because I have every reason to hate you… But I can't!"

Shuichi looked at her with a surprised but understanding expression.

"You are a Degenerate Male! Scum of society! A Filthy Liar! But despite my best thoughts, I still want to trust you!" Tenko began to rant. " And it hurts me trying to make you into the villain I know you're not!"

"It's Ok…It's Ok" Shuichi tried his best to comfort her. "It was a situation completely out of our control…"

"B-But…" The Aikido girl tried to speak but her tears were making it hard. "H-How will we go back to normal? We can't be friends after-"

"That's… something for you to decide." Shuichi interrupted. "I've been trying to mend our relationship all day. It's up to you if you can accept me back, after all that's happened."

Tenko looked at the detective with a shocked look before slowly giving him a gentle smile. "... Right."

After reconciling, the two of them took a moment to relax before finally dealing with their Sticky Situation.

Shuichi was holding onto one of the dummies while Tenko was standing in a back stance.

"Ready Tenko?" He gripped the dummy tighter.

"Ready!" She prepared herself to pull.

"One…"

"Two…"

"THRE-!"

Suddenly the door to the Research Lab opened, catching the two of them off guard. Shuichi's grip loosened and he was pulled into Tenko, causing them to collide once more.

Stepping into the Research Lab was none other than Himiko who had two bottles of water in her hand.

"Hey, Tenko." She muttered. "Kaito said you were training so I got you some water to cool… off…"

The petite magician dropped the water at the sudden sight before her.

Shuichi and Tenko opened their eyes to realize that they were both on the ground again face to face. Only this time…

Their lips were stuck together.

"..." Himiko looked at them.

"..." Tenko and Shuichi looked at her.

"... I'm just gonna go." And so Himiko walked away. Tenko's muffled objects fell on deaf ears as she tried to call her back.

Shortly after, the two of them were found by the rest of their class. Realizing that Shuichi was covered in glue, they had carefully removed Tenko away from him.

Miu was punished afterward and had to sit in the corner for the rest of the day.

For the rest of their time in the Academy, Tenko and Shuichi spent some more time together. While from a distance it seemed like they were arguing, one couldn't help but notice the bright smile on Tenko's face.

Sorry for the wait, it took longer than I expected. Anyway, now that Tenko's chapter is finally done, I can get to do the other characters and all of their wacky scenarios. Here are some out-of-context lines from the other character's stories:

Kaito:
"Can you quit, rubbing my nipples!?"

Angie:
"Kaede jumped into the air and dropkicked Tsumugi right in her face"

Keebo:
"I'm going to make you watch Dragonball Z!"

Himiko:
"Don't you dare praise the New Trilogy! They're worse than the prequels!".

If you want to know more about what happens, be sure to vote for those characters in the comments section. Or you can vote for someone completely different. Whatever the case, thank you for reading, and have a good day!