As the screen brightens, we see a face we haven't seen in a long time!
Chris: Hey everyone. Chris here. And yes, I'm back! They couldn't hold me in solitary confinement for long. Cartoon Network needs the ratings to stay afloat. And they always come crawling back to me… ANYWAYS, I've got a treat for you. Total Drama's back and bigger than ever. Thanks to this multiversal portal device we've been "generously donated", this season is gonna be wild! Our guests should be arriving any second. CHEF, FIRE IT UP!
Chef: I don't get paid enough for this.
The portal starts up and the first thing that appears on the other side… is an alternate universe!?
Chef: No, that isn't right.
Total Dramarama Chef: I'm not gonna ask at this point.
The portal changes dimensions and what is on the other side, is a desolate wasteland known as Lar's Canyon. And a motorcycle drives through the portal and ends up on the docks!
Cue BGM: Smell of the Game
The driver gets off the motorcycle. He's wearing a red jacket with a black t-shirt underneath. His pants are holstered by many belts. He's wearing a headband the same color of his jacket. And he's holding his signature Outrage Mk II by its signature bandage. The bounty hunter enters the mayhem once more.
Chris: Sol! Welcome to the show man!
Sol: Don't give me that chummy crap Chris. I'm just here because you sent me that job.
Chris: But you didn't read the fine print. I said it's a job if a certain someone gets out of control. So you're still a contestant. I think there are two others that should be coming from your world soon.
End BGM
?: (Echoing) But I'm already here.
A man with blue skin appears behind Sol and gives him a pat on the shoulder. He has a tattoo of a black melting heart on his chest with yellow teeth inside it. He has orange shades in X shapes. He's wearing a brown jacket with a yellow inside. And the black halo and horns solidify that this man may not even be human after all…
Cue BGM: Drift
Happy Chaos: Sol! Old buddy! How's it going?
Chris: Uh, how long were you here Happy Chaos?
Happy Chaos: Does it really matter? Now that I'm here, things are going to be really interesting.
Sol: (Annoyed) Now I see why you called me here. So you said there's gonna be o-
End BGM
Time stops, as a separate portal appears. The portal begins to pulse violently until it does one final pulse and disappears. Time resumes, and in the portal's place is a witch. She's wearing matching red boots, red cropped jacket, red hat and red skirt. Behind her green glasses is a look of scorn when she sees the bounty hunter once more.
Chris: This is an awkward reunion. I-no, you good?
The witch's face suddenly turned into a snide smile as she directs her attention to the man who killed her.
I-no: Long time no see shithead. Missed me?
Sol: (Royally Pissed) Screw You.
I-no: That sounds fun!
Happy Chaos: Want some popcorn Chris?
Chris: Save some for me later, man. I like your energy. And that's the last of our Guilty Gear campers! NEXT UNIVERSE CHEF!
The portal changes dimensions again, this time to a clear hallway. This is one of the many halls of Chaldea, an organization known for saving all of human history and humanity itself, thanks to its last master Ritsuka Fujimaru, and the many servants who came to become his closest friends. While only a teenager, the young Master faced many challenges that would break a man twice his age. The first of the 5 Chaldean campers walks out of the portal. Her royal blue dress flows in the gaze. The King of Knights has arrived. She needs no introduction.
Chris: It's an honor to have you here Artoria Pendragon! Or is Saber okay?
Artoria: Just Artoria is fine Chris. And please, the pleasure is all mine. My master still watches this show all the time.
?: Hey, don't hog all the fun Artoria.
The next Saber class servant walks out. His red hair and brown eyes give off the impression that this Pseudo Servant might be Artoria's original master. He holds a white cloak over his shoulder,and he's carrying only one duffel bag. It's time for the Demonic Swordsmith to begin his vacation from farming.
Cue BGM: Muramasa's Theme
Muramasa: This isn't the vacation I had in mind.
Chris: Senji Muramasa, welcome aboard!
Muramasa: I don't get paid enough for this.
Sol: (Deadpan) Join the club.
End BGM
The third warrior steps through the portal. But she's way taller than the other two sabers before her. And unlike the others who have some form of battle outfit She has a casual sundress on, She has one eye that is pink, the other is blue. Fujimaru's girlfriend is ready to pounce on the competition.
Chris: Barghest! Happy to have you here!
Barghest: And it's an honor to be here Chris.
Chris: Oh yeah, that reminds me! I forgot to introduce our newest member of our staff! Soma! Come on out and introduce yourself!
A teenager comes out. He has golden eyes and red bangs. He has a white headband on his head. The new chef is here to make sure everyone has their taste buds touched by the gods.
Soma: Hey guys! Happy to cook for you guys at any time!
Chef: (Through Gritted Teeth) Don't push your luck kid. I'm still the head chef.
The fourth Chaldean camper enters. The old man carries a coffin-like cannon with him, named after where his final fight with Sherlock took place. He is known worldwide for his schemes in his literary world. The Napoleon of Crime is here to make his mark.
Chris: Welcome Moriarty! Just no scheming, well not yet okay?
Moriarty: Intriguing lineup you have so far Mr. Mclean.
Happy Chaos: James Moriarty is here? (Chuckles) It's like I'm in heaven.
Cue BGM: Anima Ataraxia
The final Chaldean camper arrives on the scene. She's in a nun's outfit. But you can tell from her golden eyes, and extremely warm smile, she's a freak. The Beast of Humanity who puts the "rapist" in therapist and the only one who helps the last Master "Blow off some steam" is here to make sure everyone has a "good time". Whether they want to or not.
Chris: Try not to turn this island into a nudist beach Kiara. We have kids here!
Kiara: (Seductive): Fufufu.. Sowaka Sowaka…
END BGM
Muramasa slaps Kiara
Kiara: OW! What was that for!?
Muramasa: I've already told you, just because you're away from Master does not mean we're supposed to let that behavior slide!
Chris: (Nervous) Let's move onto the next pair of contestants. NOW. BEFORE WE GET CANCELED.
?: Hey buddy, it can only get worse!
Chris: NOT NOW DEADPOOL!
The portal changes again, this time, to a familiar white castle with red spires. The first figure courageously triple jumps onto the scene. I'm sure that this plumber needs no introduction.
Mario: Hello everyone! It's-a-me, Mario!
Chris: Mr. Videogame himself everyone!
Artoria: So the rumors were true. We are going to be competing alongside the father of video games. It's truly an honor to compete alongside you Mario.
?: Don't think he's alone. Time for some new blood to step into the ring.
The next contestant from the Mario universe looks vastly different for her species. Her black and green hair flows in the breeze. She's wearing matching boots and a leather jacket in the same colors. Her flying blade holstered around her back. One of the six Rabbid Heroes has joined the fray.
Chris: You think you've got the skills to win this Edge?
Edge: I've got more than enough skills to hand everyone their butts. Sorry Mario, the wish is mine. No hard feelings between friends right?
Mario: No hard-a feelings, but I'm-a gonna win!
?: (Roaring) NOT ON MY WATCH!
The third and final contestant steps through the portal. His look of pure unadulterated rage never fading as long as his nemesis stands before him. The fire is cracking in his maw. The King of the Koopas is here to unleash his fury.
Bowser: GET BACK HERE MARIO! LET ME TEAR YOU TO SHREDS!
Edge begins to hold back the King as he claws wildly at his rival.
Edge: Whoah. Chill out big guy.
Chris: Chillax Bowser!
Bowser: (Angry) Easy for you to say. I wasn't told that HE was gonna be here!
Kiara: Oooh.. you seem riled up big guy. Wanna go for a few rounds with me?
(Bowser Confessional: Info on Beast III-R)
Bowser: I already know that Ludwig is fanboying back home. He's going through a phase and made an entire shrine dedicated to this woman. From the research I did, she's definitely a freak and a half. Better watch out, I'm not planning on having any children anytime soon. I already have 8!
(Confessional End)
Bowser: I'm gonna pass.
Kiara: Hmph. You're no fun!
Chris: Next Universe!
The portal changes again, but this time, no land is visible. Due to the instability of this universe, the only thing that can be seen in the portal is a black and white swirl. What sort of nut jobs will come out of there?
Muramasa's eyes go wide as he realizes what universe this is.
Muramasa: (Wary) No… it can't be… that universe…
(Muramasa Confessional: The next universe is…)
The swordsmith's pupils are dilated as he has seen such a swirl before.
Cue BGM: Border of Insanity
Muramasa: (Shaken) That universe… is the Danganronpa Universe. An extremely close version of Pan-Human History that was consumed by despair. Armageddon brought by a group of teenagers with very specific talents. It's scary that it's a possibility. Master played through this trilogy before taking on the third Lostbelt. He was never the same after pruning that timeline. Those swirls in his eyes… It's when a person falls into despair. Master had these episodes only three times since then; Fighting Wodime in the fifth Lostbelt, Fighting Barghest after she had her mental breakdown in the Sixth Lostbelt, and when Kama annihilated all of the servants except for me. And he was always laughing mad, charging into battle recklessly, not even without a weapon. He was inhuman, slashing at his opponents with his nails and delivering punches, kicks, and bites. Whoever's coming, is either a walking disaster, or a dead person walking.
End BGM
(Confessional End)
The first thing that comes out of the portal is a black and white bear, with a sinister smile.
Monokuma: Chris my friend! How's it hangin?
TO BE CONTINUED IN 0-2: Even More Challengers Approach
Hey guys, author here! Yup stuff's going from hitting the fan, to down the toilet. I left off here, you can already guess who's next if you know. And It's NOT the bear.
And to send it off, a skit with me and Water Lily!
SKIT
Me: Sooo, what's on today's agenda again?
Water Lily: I got a photosynthesis session, and you have to go train with your sensei Seth, and afterwards, Kama has a surprise event for you tonight. Also, how can Seth train you when you don't have a Tandem engine?
Me: I just learn his techniques, also I have a tandem engine in my hand. You haven't noticed all this time?
My scroll starts beeping…
WANTED: FEMALE BYLETH: THE MAD ARCHBISHOP WARNING: NO FEMALES CAN ATTEND THIS QUEST DUE TO HIGH DIFFICULTY WARNING.
Me: (Annoyed) Welp, Kama just gave me an appetizer to what's happening tonight. Wonder how she augmented this anomaly due to Byleth's dragon blood. I'm going out on a bounty hunt. I'll be back.
I walk out and open a portal.
Water Lily: Why are so many Gods and Demons trying to claim him?
END SKIT