Chris: (Ecstatic) MONOKUMA! MY DUDE!

The monochrome bear runs up and hugs the host.

Chris: What are you doing here?

The first of the two contestants steps through the portal. Her wild strawberry blonde hair and black and white clothes definitely gave off red flags. The Ultimate Despair being here is a sign of things to come. This season is turning up to eleven!

Junko: (Queen Persona) Like your surprise peon?

Chris: Junko, if you make him self-destruct, you're immediately eliminated.

Junko: (Cutesy Persona) I'm definitely planning to do that silly!

Junko crushed the self-destruct button behind her back.

Junko: (Punk Persona) MIKAN! GET OUT HERE!

A girl with messy black hair walks out of the portal next. She has one of her arms and one of her legs wrapped in bandages. And she's wearing a nurse's gown. The Ultimate Nurse is here to help her beloved win… by any means necessary

Chris: Mikan! You ready for this!?

Mikan: (Nervous) I-i-i-i don't know…

She then trips and ends up in a suggestive position.

Mikain: (Whimpering) It's not fair. Why does gravity hate meee?

Muramasa gets a nosebleed while Artoria smacks him in the back of his head.

The portal changes color again this time to yellow and red.

Cue BGM: KICK BACK

The first of these two contestants walks out. Her orangish red hair and her yellow eyes would give off the impression that she's a shadow but she's something else entirely. She has a warm smile on her face. The leader of the Public Safety Commission Devil Hunters has arrived.

Chris: Makima! Welcome! Happy to have a government official on board.

Makima: (Giggles) You know that you're wanted in every country Mr. Mclean.

Chris: (Nervously laughs) Yeah… I know that.

The next contestant stepped through the portal. She already looked like she was having a panic attack. She was sweating and shaking. The best girl by process of elimination has arrived.

Chris: You okay Kobeni?

Kobeni just whimpers and she goes to line up with the rest of the contestants. She's especially scared of Happy Chaos for some reason.

The portal changes again, this time to green. One figure is dragging another. The woman is "Well Endowed" in every sense of the word. But she has rabbit legs and ears. The man she's dragging looks like he seriously needs some chapstick. The scowl on his face screams "I don't wanna be here"

Chris: Rumi Usagiyama with Tomura Shigaraki in Tow!

Mirko: Yeah, he's been bunking with me as part of his parole. I would have let him come by himself if I wanted to.

Shigaraki: Piss off Jackrabbit.

Bowser takes the opportunity to establish himself as the top dog!

Bowser: Hey, Bunny. I didn't see you there. Must have adolescent syndrome! BWAHAHAHA!

Mirko: (Playfully Scoffs) I can say the same thing about you. What's the matter, just walked out of the sewer?

Upon hearing that remark? The King of the Koopas walks up to the Number Five Hero and stares her down in rage, Fire crackling in his maw.

Bowser: (Furious, but not at that point yet! ) You're pushing your luck Cotton-Tail. Keep it up, and I wouldn't mind having roasted rabbit for dinner.

Mirko: I'm all ears! I'm looking forward to having turtle soup!

Shigaraki: Hello. I'm here too.

The portal changes again, now to an open sea. The first of two pirates steps out. He has belts all over his pants, and a wild scarf covering his mouth. The second son of Big Mom from another universe has arrived.

Chris: And all the way from the MemeKing Universe, it's Katakuri!

Katakuri: What an interesting party you got here Mclean. Looks like this will be a fun one. That is, if we all survive in one piece.

Chris: (Annoyed) Clever pun…

The second and final pirate walks through the portal. He's shirtless except for a white jacket and a huge cape made of pink feathers. He is wearing orange tinted sunglasses. The once Celestial Dragon is here to wreck shop once more.

Chris: No property damage or killing for you Doflamingo, or it's back to jail!

Doflamingo: (Pissed) My first day on the outside and I'm being ordered around by a peon.

?: Is it time Chris?

Chris: Yes it is. COME ON OUT CHARLIE!

The princess of hell makes her grand entrance! She then immediately goes to kiss Katakuri

Charlie: (Thinking) Miss Monaca was right! He doesn't suspect a thing. Puhuhuhu!

The portal changes once more! This time to a religion of the Pokemon World known as Galar. In this region, Pokemon battles are a National Sport! Two trainers step through the portal. One is a kid with purple hair, and a purple and black jacket. The other is a woman whose uniform looks like a gi. The Cold-Hearted Trainer and the Fighting Type Master are ready to go.

Chris: Paul, try to smile for the camera. Bea, welcome to these isles!

Bea: It's my honor to be a part of such a popular tv show.

Paul: (Hmph)

An alarm goes off!

Chris: And that means our first 4 wildcards have touched down!

Everyone: WILDCARDS!?

Chris: Yup. Wildcards are competitors that joined last minute and were chosen because of the drama they could bring. Here's one now!

A kid with shaggy white hair walks towards the group. He's wearing all white and he is using a cane. He has a sort of collar around his neck. The Level 5 Esper is ready to return to his prime.

Chris: Accelerator! Glad you could make it.

Accelerator: Cut the crap Chris.

And as if on cue, origami shurikens fly towards Chris' neck! Luckily Accelerator was able to divert them. The fact that they get stuck into the trees that they were diverted into, that's a warning sign. The assailant happily skips towards the group humming a childlike tune to herself. She looks like a K-Pop star with her yellow jacket and heels. The Origami Prodigy is now able to let loose, without V.I.L.E or Carmen on her case.

Chris: I thought we said no murdering Paper Star!

Paper Star: Aw, you're no fun… On the other hand…

Paper star goes with the other contestants and takes out a piece of paper. In one fold, it's another shuriken.

Paper Star: These guys look fun.

Confessional: Creepy Child City

Edge looks concerned.

Edge: What's with Chris choosing competitors that are obviously unstable!? Even Daphne was manageable. These guys are just insane.

End Confessional

Chris: With the Wildcards, this isn't gonna be a normal game…

Next comes in two swordsmen. One is abnormally small and has a cape. His golden sword gleams. The other is wearing a white school uniform. The Lone Swordsman and Ryuko's Sister have joined the battle!

Chris: Meta Knight and Satsuki! Finally some sane people!

Meta Knight: I am honored to be a part of this competition.

Satsuki: I'm only here to outdo my sister who's on that other show.

Chris: According to the producers, we have 6 more wildcards and the rest of the solo contestants left. We'll be right back!

Me: So that's the last of the groups of competitors! The solo ones and the last 6 wildcards are those who remain. And yes, this will be a World Tour season complete with music numbers. But the numbers will be songs with changed up lyrics. Some of them include…

"Drift" from Guilty Gear Strive, turned into a dual ballad by Junko and Happy Chaos.

"Octarmaments" From Splatoon 2 as a panic induced flamenco duel.

"The World to Win" From Kirby Triple Deluxe for the final confrontation between the Core Heroes and Makima

"Smell of the Game" For the Finale.

Me: It's gonna be so co-

Kokonoe: You got a visitor. It's important.

Me: I wonder who it is. (Goes and opens the door) (Stuttering) Oh, l-l- Lady Kronii. T-T- To what do I owe the pleasure.

Kronii: (Furious) This timeline of your creation is completely unstable! I swear, you're worse than Ame. I'm here to prune it before the timestream is infected.

Me: (Nervously) But I got Meta Knight on!

Kronii: (Stuttering and Blushing) M-M-Meta-Meta… I suppose I can let it pass for now. But if it gets more unstable, I'm shutting this operation down.

Kronii leaves

Me: Koko, alert Chris… I gotta make a call.

Kokonoe: Already on it.

Me: Hey Joker. Are you and the Phantom Thieves busy?