A/N: Hi there I'm Matt and this is my first Fanfiction story I have not only published but its actually the first one I started and finished writing, for the most part. I have a few more stories in the works now. I just wanted to get this one out to get things started. I wanted something not all serious to start off with, so here you go.

"I dreamed you died from my radioactive semen."

Mary Jane Parker looked over at her mostly costumed husband Peter Parker after his rather random and…strange comment. She glanced back to her sandwich that Peter had made for their rooftop building picnic pickles, turkey, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and… mayonnaise

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Slowly putting down her sandwich Mary Jane turned back to her loving, darling, husband and raised an eyebrow, giving him an understandable face that radiated "What The Fuck" energy. Seeing the expression that Mary Jane had given him, Peter was quick to defend himself.

"Ok look, I know that was kinda sudden-"

"Kinda?" Mary Jane interrupted apprehensive and somewhat amused.

"But this dream has really been sitting at the back of my head for a while now." Peter continued. "And I just.."

The spider themed hero shrugged his shoulders helplessly as he finished. "Didn't know when to mention it.."

"...well here's a suggestion Tiger, how about you don't mention it when we're you know..." The redhead said with a slight smile on her face as she waved her hand gesturing to their picnic food. "Eating?"

"... yeah you're probably right." Peter is currently unmasked face cringing as he also puts down his sandwich.

After a slightly awkward silence MJ spoke up again, "How about this," she reached into the picnic basket and brought out some fruit. " we move onto fruit as you continue to tell me about your day and we can talk about your dream…another time."

Peter accepted the fruit, relieved that his wife so smoothly removed them from the awkwardness that he brought up. "Sounds like a plan"

They then continued to talk about their day as if nothing happened, deciding to put that dark semen related dream on the back burner for later.

They then proceeded to never talk about it again.

END

Yep, that's the story. This has been in the back of my mind for years so I finally just let it out, so… hope you enjoyed it!