Organization Fan-Fiction (funny)

Once upon a time in a far away place...that didn't really exist...

"Hey, stop with the creepy voice Axel...this is supposed to be FUNNY!"

"Oh says you Mr. Nocturnal!"

"Hey! thats the Melodious Nocturne to you."

"I don't have to refer to you by your title, I out rank you."

"Ha-ha, ok, Flurry of the Dancing Flames"

"Erk..."

And so our story begins...

"Hey Axel," said a boy with a giant key,"what happens if I jump off the clock tower?"

"Well you'd have to ask Xion 'cause I wouldn't save you." Axel replied.

"But...but...but..." stammered Roxas.

"Now, now boys...behave,"said Xion. All of the sudden she gets a crazy look in her eyes,"Or I'll bring out the WEAPON!"

"oh wow...I was just kidding" Roxas said. "I wasn't" Axel said. Xion glared at him. "W-well l-lets g-go" Axel said getting up quickly. They took a dark corridor back to the castle, only to be ran into by Demyx. "Come on you gotta hide me" "Why?" "Cause I stole Saix's cheesecake" "Now why did you do that?" Roxas asked. "I didn't know it was his!" Demyx screamed.

"Where is my cheesecake!" screamed Saix. "Hide me...PLEASE!" pleaded Demyx. Axel runs off and Roxas tries to hide Demyx. Suddenly Axel jumps out of no where with a super hero costume on and says "My name is Super Bad Man! Saix he's OVER HEEEERRE!" Demyx starts moaning and Roxas says "Why are you moaning your hidden...and Axel is a.."

Suddenly Saix whispers "I can smell the cheesecake on your breath."

"I want to invite you to my funeral prior to the occasion." said Demyx,"I'm hoping it will be a flowery one to show my feminine side."

"I'll let Marluxia know for you...OOOHH MAAARRRRLUUUXIIIIAAAA!" Axel said as he ran off

Roxas suddenly warped. He warped back. "W-what did you do?" Demyx asked. " I put cheesecake in the Superior's room. "Wheres my!...Oh...Hi Xemnas, yeah -you can have it" "Oh thank you!" Demyx sobs into Roxas's shoulder. "Err...ok man lay off"

Somewhere else in the castle a mysterious person yells at a shorter, less smart person,"You let it ESCAAAAPE!" "But...but...but master...I didn't...I mean...I just..." said T-gor. "BUT..BUT...BUT YOU JUST LET IT ESCAPE!" Mocked Zexion,"Well, why are you just standing there?! Go find it and I'll check on the other ones." "Master, the Roxas 11 and Xion 22 escaped as well." he said. Well I won't go on with the rest because...well...you don't want to know what else he yelled.

Somewhere else in the castle the REAL Axel had returned from a long hard mission. "What a day" he sighed and flopped on his bed. "I kinda feel bad for missing Icecream with Roxas and Xion, but hey ya know I'm wiped. He leaned his head up against his pillow and closed his eyes. Only to hear someone scream "Axel what are you doing!" "Erk...can't a guy get some sleep around here?" He started to get up only to hear a thud in his closet. He walked over and opened the door only to find Xion tied up and gagged in the floor. "What on earth?!" "MFT! MFT!" "Heh-heh oh right" he bent down and untied the gag. "So what happened?" he asked as he burned the ropes apart. "I don't know! I Was just returning from my mission when someone knocked me out from behind, next thing I know I'm stuck in here." "Something weirds going on and I'm going to find out what." Axel said tossing the ropes to the side. He helped Xion up and said "Let's go."

Axel and Xion walked in just to find Roxas fighting an Axel Look-alike. "Hey, what's the big idea, Axel?" said Roxas. "Hey, it's MR. BAD MAN!" said Axel Look-alike. "What is going on here?" said Axel in a whisper. "Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to go help him." replied Xion. She walked up and smacked Axel Look-alike upside the head with her keyblade. Axel Look-alike passed out and Xion starred with a weird look at both Axel Look-alike and Axel. "I think I know what's going on here," said Axel.

"But why do I have to carry him?!" Axel complained The look-like's arm draped over his shoulder. "Cause your the only one that's tall enough" Roxas said. "Fine...erk am I really this heavy?" Axel moaned. "Well you have been sneaking second helpings..." Xion stated. "Hey that was only once! And I was STARVING!" Axel argued. Xion and Roxas both laughed, and Axel glared at them with an expression of mock hurt...but he couldn't keep it up and despite himself laughed too. "So...er...Axel...What's up with your hair?" Roxas inquired. Axel sighed his hair was sticking up in odd directions as opposed to the flame-like look it normally held. "Well you see, Saix has been running me ragged since the fire alarm system incident...you think me getting wet would be punishment enough...but nooooooooooooooooo! I get stuck with all the heavy duty missions this month." Then he muttered something about how much he hated Agrabah. The others stayed quiet he was now in a bad mood.

In another part of the castle, someone else was in a bad mood. "What are you DOING?!" the Superior yelled. "Well I'm just eating cheesecake," replied Roxas 11. "I will not allow you to eat the cheesecake that Saix gave me...PUT IT DOWN!" he said. "Well don't be so grippy," Roxas 11 replied as shoved the cheesecake in the Superiors face. "You...you did not just do that! If you didn't have that keyblade you would be sooooooo fired he screamed. "What keyblade?" Roxas 11 asked. "What do you mean 'what keyblade'? The only one of two we have!" Suddenly T-gor walked in and grabbed Roxas 11 by the arms. "Hey...your pretty strong," R 11 said. "You weren't created to be strong, R 11," he replied. "What we DID NOT create this monstrosity," screamed the Superior. "Actually Zexion and Vexen did and what happened to..." he was cut off by the Superior,"DO NOT ASK!"

Axel and co. and T-gor arrived at the basement at the same-time. "Wait you made one of me too?!" Roxas asked. "You didn't even ask me!" " S-so sorry number thirteen, wasn't my idea." T-gor stuttered. Roxas gave him a slightly kinder look, "You can call me Roxas T-gor" T-gor brightened "Y-yes sir Roxas sir" "Heh-heh don't call me sir I'm not your master" Roxas said. "Like HI! person who looks like me" R-11 said "How's it hangin?" "Err..." At this time the Axel look-alike started to awaken he shoved Axel off him and Axel fell to the floor. "W-what" Axel said taken be surprise. "Freedom to my little buddy" it screeched and pushed T-gor over. R-11 got free and they ran off. "Off to do evil deeds!" Axel look-alike yelled as they turned the corner. "Oh my life is so over..." Axel moaned.

Axel 33 and Roxas 11 went into the round room and flipped over all the furniture and spelt 'R11 & A33'. When Saix came in he became furious. "What...AXEL! ROXAS!" HE SCREAMED. Then, they went to Larxene's room and put honey in her shampoo and molasses in her conditioner. Then, they exchanged her soap bar for a frozen bar of butter that they had put into a mold. They also unhooked the hot water line to her bathroom. When she took a bath later she screamed,"AAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXEEELLL!"

"That sounded like Larxnene...I'm really dead" Axel moaned. "Hey you guys track them down. I'll talk to Vexen" Xion said. Suddenly Saix ran into the room and slammed Axel into the wall. "Ack...Saix...What...are...you...doing...?" Axel gasped. "You! You! trashed the round room!" Saix screeched. "I...did...not..." Axel wheezed on the verge of passing out. "Saix stop he isn't to blame." Zexion said calmly. Saix released Axel, and he fell to the floor his green eyes slightly dulled over. "Vexen created copies of some of our members and some of them got free. Saix was suddenly calm. "Very well go find them" he said and walked off. Axel got up and staggered to his feet he stumbled a little and Roxas had to reach out his arm to steady him.

Meanwhile, R11 and A33 were up to no good again. They had tricked Marluxia into opening a door with a cut open flour sack filled with flour and flower pedals, that spilt all over him. Than screeching away with laughter they yelled,"Ha ha Flower Boy!" When he got through spitting flour out of his mouth he screamed,"AXEL!"

Still gasping for breath Axel leaned on Roxas for support. "I-I'll just go see Vexen now" Xion said "Before they cause any more trouble" "You...go...do...that..." Axel gasped. They went down the hall in an odd limping matter. "He really hit you that hard?" Roxas asked. "Erk...no...todays heartless nearly did me in..." "Wait so your injured? Maybe you should go in your room and lie down..." Roxas said obviously worried about his friend. "N-no I'm...fine..." he said weakly "I'm fine" Roxas shook his head disbelievingly but he knew he couldn't reason with Axel so he kept going.

A33 and R11 had just met up with X22, when the REAL Axel, Xion, Roxas, Vexen, and Zexion saw them. "Catch them!" they all yelled. "Freedom for us," R11, A33, and X22 yelled as they tried to run through the gates. Suddenly they all heard a huge thump, but only R11, X22 and A33 felt it. They had hit the gates hard enough to knock them all to the ground. "Or not," said R11 while X22 beat on the gates. X22 had a crazy look in her eyes while she yelled,"You can't keep me in here I WILL ESCAPE!" "Is that really me," Xion asks with a blank stare at Zexion and Vexen.

"Err..." they said. Roxas summoned his keyblade, Oblivion. Xion did the same with her keyblade, Oathkeeper. Axel then summoned his chakrams called Eternal Flames. Axel rushed at A33 and A33 dodged. Axel faltered a little and fell to the ground with a shudder of pain. "Erff..." "Axel!" Roxas yelled and charged the look-likes. "Wait don't come into physical contact with R11 Roxas" Vexen called. "What? Why?" Roxas asked looking around but not seeing R11 anywhere. "Looking for me?" Roxas felt a hand on his shoulder. He suddenly felt his strength ebbing away. "Wha...?" he started then blacked out.

"Roxas...Roxas" "Unh?" Roxas woke up with his vision blurred. "Roxas, how many fingers am I holding up?" Zexion asked quietly. "Err...fifteen?" "Come on wake up" Zexion said shaking him. Roxas shook his head to clear it. "Didn't I warn you" Vexen asked. Roxas stared at him dully "Is Axel ok?" "Yeah he's fine, Xion forced him to go get his injuries looked at" Vexen said. "That's good...erk..."

Meanwhile "Xion" and Axel were talking. "So...?" asked "Xion","Does anything hurt?" "Well...My head and side hurt," he replied. "Ummmmm...I know...here put these on and...DEMYX!" Axel sighed and started to put the bandages on his side when Demyx walked in with his sitar. "Start playin..." she was interrupted by Axel,"NOO!" and he grabbed "Xion" by her wrist and twisted it behind her back. "Axel, what are you doing?!" asked Demyx and "Xion" simultaneously. "Don't play dumb with me, I know the real Xion stayed behind." Demyx slinked away looking very confused. While Axel dragged X33 to the basement, she took her other arm and elbowed his side. Axel cried out in pain and let go of her.

Axel limped to the basement. "Axel!" Xion cried "I told you to have that looked at!" "Erk...I...was...going to but your little clone attacked me...ugh..." "Here go bandage your self" Zexion said pulling bandages from a cabinet and throwing it at him. Axel caught it and limped into the bathroom. Roxas got up slowly and said "What exactly did R-11 do to me?..." "R-11 drained some of your power, If Xion hadn't stopped him you'd have faded." Vexen explained. "R-realy I...I don't remember much...Thank you Xion" Roxas said and she nodded. "Sir...I mean Roxas...do you need anything?" T-gor asked. "Ha-ha no" Roxas said. "Don't treat him so courteously Roxas. Hey...try to summon your keyblade" Vexen said. "Why?" "Just do it!" Roxas sighed "Ok...but I just don't see the point in..." He summoned his keyblade it stayed for only a second then faded. "What?!" he gasp and tried it again. "Just as I feared..." R-11 has acquired power over your keyblade. The only way to get it back is to defeat R-11." Vexen said. "Without the keyblade?!" "Yes."

Suddenly Xion was in his face screaming,"Why did you even MAKE those things." Axel walked in,"What's all the excitement about you guys?" "They made those things...and they attacked Roxas...and...and...and...AND ROXAS DOESN'T HAVE A KEYBLADE ANYMORE AND HE HAS TO FIGHT IT!" sputtered Xion.

"Wha..?" Axel said "Roxas you can't use your keyblade?" "R-ll has it" Roxas said "And I don't know what I'm going to do..." "I'll fight it..." Axel started. "In your condition NO WAY!" Xion said firmly. Axel leaned on the wall for support and sighed "I guess your right" Suddenly Larxene and Marluxia walked in the room. "Axel you're so...Whoa! what happened to you?" Marluxia gasped. Axel wasn't wearing his cloak he was only wearing his pants and the white tee-shirt that went under his cloak. He had several bandages wrapped around his arms and probably more under his shirt, to complete the picture he had his hand to his head like he had a headache. "HA! I bet Saix gave him what he deserved" Larxene said cruelly. "No..." Axel said "I got injured in today's mission and get home only to find out Vexen made some weird look-alikes of us. Oh...Saix did slam me into a wall because that impostor trashed the Round Room."

Demyx walked in to the basement, "Woah, rough day? I have those all the time." Xion walked up to him and smacked him across the face,"I don't EVER see you like this." she said pointing at Axel,"Unlike you HE does the dirty work, you leave it to us "Hey, Xion, it'll be okay. You look like your on the verge of tears," said Roxas. "I should sit for a while," she replied.

"Ha! I'm back and better than ever!" a voice sounded from around the corner. "Oh no Vexen you didn't revive THAT one..." Zexion stammered. "Is that...it couldn't be...Replika?" Axel asked. "Yeah?" "Vexen! He "killed me" Zexion whined. "No he didn't you're still here, and I'm not still holding a grudge against a certain pyro either" Axel shrugged. "Oh yeah right you've held that over my head since that happened...you should be glad I sent you into the realm of darkness and not oblivion" "What are you talking about?! Who's Replika?!" Xion cried. "To put it simply Riku's clone" Axel explained. "Whatever..." Replika sighed "Call me a clone, puppet, or whatever else...I've gotten to the point I don't care anymore" "Is he wearing a skirt?" Roxas whispered to Axel. Axel nodded and they both snickered. "Hey it wasn't my idea to wear this I'm going to go change T . T !" "Uhh...shouldn't we catch him?" Roxas asked. "Nah..." Axel said "Chances are he'll just probably go off and look for Namine" "What would he want with her?" Xion inquired (Probably hoping it was something bad since her and Namine didn't really get along) "Umm...he's kinda in love with her so yeah..." "Riku's in love with Kairi's nobody?!" Roxas gasped. "No the REAL Riku barely knows her...it's just Replika is a VERRY strange clone" Axel explained.

Replika came back in with a hot pink skirt on and a t-shirt that says,"Hi, I'm super sweet." "Is that..." Roxas started then him and Axel started laughing. "Don't laugh at me! There was nothing else in the closet!" "Who would wear that?!" Roxas asked Axel as they turned over in the floor, their laughter slowing. "Hey," Xion said indignantly,"I would. That's mine!"

"Gah! Do you have any idea how uncomfortable that armor is?!" Replika cried his face red in embarrassment. "Jeez...could someone lend me some clothes that a GUY can actually wear. "Ok I'll admit that armor DID look rather uncomfortable...here" Roxas tossed him a extra cloak that had been lying around. 'Is he seriously a clone of Riku?' Xion thought sweat dropping. After he'd changed he walked in muttering. "I am sooo glad Namine wasn't around to see that..."

...Somewhere in the castle the REAL Riku was trying to figure out how the organization had came back into their nonexistence. It was the first time he'd walked the halls without his blindfold and he was genuinely surprised at how big the castle actually was. But...forget about him for now.

"YOU'RE NOT SMART, AND EVEN IF YOU WERE SMART YOU WOULDN'T BE HALF AS SMART AS ME!" Vexen screamed after T-gor had just presented an idea on how to stop the clones "Y-yes sir I know that..." "Take it easy on him Vex...it wasn't THAT bad of an idea" Axel offered. "DO NOT CALL ME VEX! GOT THAT?!" At the moment the door swings open violently and Xemnas storms in. "What in blazes is going on in here?!" Everyone stares at him blankly. "Well?" "Vexen made replicas of everyone, and now they're all running wild around the castle" Axel explains calmly. "Number 8 your input was not asked for...I don't even know why your still allowed to stay here after helping that kid" Vexen stated. "VEXEN!" "Ehh...d-don't worry superior we're working on a way to catch them." "You better be!" "Now I would stay here, and punish you, but I have a chiropractor's appointment I can't miss so it'll have to wait...I may reconsider if this is all resolved when I return" and with that he left. "Okay...then" Roxas muttered. "Who was that guy?" Everyone turns and looks at Replika like they forgot he was there. "Just wondering..." Replika said holding up his hands in surrender.

Meanwhile..."This is going no where fast" Riku sighed. Luckily he hadn't run into the castle's residents, but that was also bad luck as well since the only nobodies he could slip in and talk to without them giving him away were: Roxas (Sora's nobody] Xion [a puppet created from Sora's memories] and Axel [who Sora promises he can trust]

Suddenly what he thought was Roxas came running up to him with what he thought was Axel and what he thought was Xion. "Hey dude..." Roxas said with a fail surfer accent. "Yeah...what's up, man?" Axel said holding out his hand with only his thumb and pinky fingers sticking out. "Oh my great gracious...they've finally gone mad...now they WILL OBEY ME!" Xion screamed and laughed evilly. "Are you...okay?" Riku asked cautiously.

"Yup" Xion said "for I will now have world domination"