Romione AUs

by Hillnerd

a collection of Romione AU short stories, ficlets etc.

On my tumblr I've gotten lots of asks/prompts - some are straight up short fics, some are just fairly detailed ideas- not quite ficlets, not quite straight meta- Decided to post them here one by one. Different one in each 'chapter.' Cause they're fun :) And I'd like to put them in one place.

_prompt: "Romione au headcanon where they date and break up ootp and hbp happens same as it is"_

RON AN HERMIONE'S VALTENTINE'S DATE

Valentine's day was the next day, but that meant very little to Ron. He had no romantic plans. He never had in the past, and this Valentine's day was looking quite bleak. Angelina had scheduled a quidditch practice that day, and he knew he needed it. He was the worst player on the team- perhaps the worst player in all of history. What had he been thinking, trying out in the first place? The looks on everyone's faces at the end of each scrimmage was enough to make him sick with nerves. He was always an eternal disappointment, he knew- but now the whole school knew.

He was moping by the common room fire, fingers pressed into his eyes when something miraculous happened. Angelina had gotten sick to her stomach in a nearby planter. She was ushered up to the hospital wing and diagnosed with Fwooper Flu, which had been going around the castle. Her getting sick wasn't miraculous, but the rest of the team coming down with the Flu, and thus canceling practice? That was probably considered miracle worthy of Merlin himself.

Suddenly free, he realized the possibility of Valentine's Day meaning more than just discount chocolate. It could mean spending the day with Hermione! On Valentine's day!

Truth be told he'd spent every Valentine's day with Hermione since he'd been in Hogwarts, but he'd never realized how much he fancied Hermione then. Maybe he had always fancied her on some level. Either way, he was fully smitten now and hadn't a clue as to how to close the deal.

He'd given her perfume at Christmas, but she didn't act any differently afterwards. She'd politely thanked him, and he'd not gotten anything special from her. She gave him and Harry the exact same, rather horrible, talking homework planners.

But she HAD kissed him earlier that year. It was only on the cheek, but maybe… Maybe that meant something? He couldn't remember her ever kissing Harry.

Then again, maybe it was all in his head. Maybe she didn't fancy him at all. Maybe it would be better to skip Hogsmeade and practice flying, official practice or no. Maybe he should give up on Hermione altogether.

After all, she was beautiful, and smart, and had people like Viktor Krum after her. Compared to all that, Ron had little to offer. He was a skinny freckled ginger, who was poor, horrible at quidditch, and got average grades. Sure he was good at chess and kind of funny- but that was not exactly heartthrob material, was it?

Feeling thoroughly down on himself, Ron was ready to turn in to bed when Hermione stepped through the portrait hole, arms laden with books that looked ready to topple. He quickly got up, took them from her, and guided her to the seat beside his own.

"Thank you," she said with a smile. Thoughts of his lameness fell behind him as he took in her countenance, and her hair got all huge and staticky as she removed her scarf.

"What's all this?" he asked, pointing to a stack of books impressively large for a Friday evening.

"Well, we have quite a few papers coming up, and I wanted first dibs on these for our papers. And of course I have Arithmancy and Runes on top of our regular classes. The Runes texts are perfect for my new translating assignment. We get to choose our own epic poems to translate, and I've been torn between two poems for ages, so I think I'll just translate both, then choose whichever one I translated better. I also have a few books you might want to use on our Transfiguration essay that you can borrow when I'm finished."

"Sure, thanks." Half the time he didn't really listen if she got deep into it on studies, but he always loved to watch her animatedly ramble. She had such a breathless flush to her when she went on about something, and he found it charming most of the time. Sometimes he would exasperatedly sigh at her, but it was mostly so he could get her to glare at him. Her glares were practically pouts, and she'd scrunch up her little sharp eyes at him, and somehow it made him smile even wider. She was the cutest indignant person he'd ever met.

"What have you been up to?" she asked, sorting through her books and laying them out.

"Basking in my luck. The team is all sick with flu, except me and Gin- so practice got cancelled!" he said with a smile, putting his long legs up on top of some of Hermione's books. She made her usual glare and he grinned at her before he gave a rough swallow. "So… I was thinking we could maybe go to Hogsmeade together then, since I'm not busy anymore… I mean, if you don't have plans or anything."

"Well, I do have something going on midday—"

"Oh! Ok, well then nevermind—"

"But! I think we could manage to spend some time together before it," Hermione finished, shooting him a twinkly little smile.

"Oh yeah?" Ron said, perking back up. "Ok then! Erm… Meet you at breakfast around nine and we'll go together from there?"

"Sounds good."

It was perfect! Ron had a date with Hermione! Well… No it wasn't a date. She didn't even look all that excited. She was looking through her bag for a quill, and not even looking at him. Should he push it and make it clear he wanted it to be a date? It was loads safer to not say anything. She'd probably laugh herself silly if he tried. But…

"Well, then…" Ron said, standing up and taking a centering breath.

"It's-a-date! See-you-tomorrow!" he blurted out.

He said it all very fast, and before she could say a word, and before he could check to see her face, he bolted up the stairs.

"Oh bleeding hell," Ron cursed himself halfway to his dorm. What had he been thinking? Well… Perhaps she hadn't understood him? Or thought he didn't mean it that way? Merlin's hairy bumhole! What an idiot he was.

As he got to his dorm he found Harry staring at a pile of clothes on his bed, as if they were a particularly difficult riddle that needed solving. He looked up at Ron with relief.

"What am I supposed to wear?" Harry asked gesturing to the pile.

"Start with pants and work your way outward."

"Really helpful, that. Thanks," Harry said shortly, giving Ron a two fingered salute. He looked grim and pale faced.

"Is this for… er… Hogsmeade?" Ron asked, putting his hands in his pockets. He and Harry never much talked about girls. He didn't particularly want to start now.

"Yeah…" Harry groused, putting a hand through his hair. Ron found a sudden reeling sensation twisting in his stomach, knowing he'd have to make the same sort of decision.

Luckily for them both, Dean, Neville and Seamus came in.

"Boys," Ron said stoutly, gesturing them over with as much bravado as he could. "Harry's not a clue what to wear for his date with Cho. Thoughts?"

The other boys looked over and laughed a bit but finally, after they all stared at the mound of Harry's clothes for a good ten minutes, they decided on his nicest jeans and one of his jumpers that fit alright. Something that was nice, but not too nice.

"Don't want to look like you're trying too hard, yeah?" Seamus had said.

Late that night, when everyone else was asleep, Ron did a similar dive through all his clothes. He had nothing that could even remotely fall into the category of 'too nice.' Did he have anything at all that was even nice? It took a lot of digging, but he finally found the pair of jeans he'd received from Percy that summer, not a week before the prat had abandoned their family. Percy rarely wore anything as casual as jeans, so they were in a respectable state and fit Ron better than any other trousers he owned. He settled on the one jumper he had that didn't clash with his hair. It was a little knobby with pills of fabric in the armpits- but not enough he thought Hermione would mind. Yes… Hopefully he would look alright for his first Valentine's date.

"It's-a-date! See-you-tomorrow!" Ron blurted out before practically sprinting away from Hermione.

Hermione stared after him, her mouth agape as she processed what he'd said.

Surely he didn't mean… Did he really say date? He couldn't have possibly meant it as a real date, could he? But then why would Ron say anything like that? She'd hoped he would take some initiative and show interest in her, but wasn't sure what to make of this. Did this count as him asking her out? Or were they just going to Hogsmeade together because he had nothing better to do?

She hastily gathered her books, not able to think of anything as trivial as runes when she was on the crux of a possible first date with the boy she had fancied for two years!

Oh! Ginny! She needed Ginny's help immediately. Hermione had no idea what to do with her hair! Or what to wear! Or even if it was possible this was a date.

With as much speed as she could she Leviosa-ed the books and flung them onto her bed, not caring when half of them fell to the floor with a large slam disturbing Parvati and Lavender from a giggling conversation they were having.

She bound to the fourth year's dormroom and luckily found Ginny reading a quidditch magazine on her four poster.

"Merlin!" Ginny exclaimed, taking in Hermione, who was panting and ringing her hands. "What's wrong?"

"I think… I think things might be right, actually!" Hermione let out a high pitched desperate sort of laugh, before she squeezed herself around her middle in agitation. "I'm not sure, of course, because I'm never allowed anything to go smoothly in this area, but yes… Yes I think things are going very well!"

Ginny looked at Hermione with concern before putting a hand to her forehead.

"What are you doing?"

"Making sure you don't have Fwooper Flu."

"I don't have flu!" Hermione laughed. Ginny looked just as nonplussed as ever. "No… I— Oh Ginny, I think I might have been asked on a date!"

"What do you mean you think you might have been asked on a date?" Ginny smiled with incredulity.

"Well I was asked to Hogsmeade, and when we made our arrangements to meet up he said 'it's a date!' So I guess, it's a date?"

"Sounds like it!"

"But it is a common expression!" Hermione fretted. "Maybe it's not!"

"Well, who asked you?" Ginny asked, seating them both on her bed.

"It was…" Hermione hesitated, biting her lip. Ginny had inferred Hermione liked Ron, but they'd never explicitly discussed it. It felt odd to confess her excitement if this was all a folly and Ron had meant to ask her only as a friend. It was a line she'd never crossed before, and the vulnerability of it made her tremble.

"Was it Ron?" Ginny asked quietly, a look of awe on her face.

Hermione silently nodded her head, and began to clutch at her arms again.

Ginny gave a broad toothy grin that made her resemble a smug Fred or George.

"The coward finally asked you out!" she crowed.

"We don't know that he did! Like I said, it's a common expression."

"Not for Ron! Here, I can go and ask him—" Ginny moved to get up, but Hermione desperately tugged her back in place.

"No!" Hermione said in a strangled voice. "He can't know I talked to you about it, because if he didn't mean it as a date, and thought I thought it was a date and cared enough that I was talking about it and discussing it with his sister, then he'd think I fancied him, and he could be weirded out, and it could cosmically shift our dynamic, and then our whole friendship could be in jeopardy!"

"Hermione," Ginny said putting a bracing hand to her shoulder. "You worry too much."

"No! I worry the appropriate amount!"

"I won't say anything, of course, but we all know he's fancied you for ages. But even if it's not a date, it can't hurt to look nice for it and do a little bit of flirting."

"Well, I came to you to help me with the looking nice bit, but as for flirting, I don't believe I've ever been any good at it."

"Just laugh at his jokes, and say nice things to him."

"I do that already!"

Ginny arched an eyebrow.

"What?" Hermione replied defensively. "I do!"

"You kind of do, I guess, but you also go into scold and lecture mode a lot with him… I mean, he totally deserves it, but when's the last time you complimented him?"

"I don't know, the last time he did something worth complimenting obviously!" Hermione huffed, throwing up her arms.

"So, never?" Ginny laughed.

Hermione puffed up in response.

"That's not fair! He's done loads of things! He does things all the time! He's very accomplished!"

"Well tell him that, and don't wait for him to suddenly 'accomplish' something on your date."

"Well you can't go doling out compliments when people don't deserve them."

"I thought you said he was accomplished?"

Hermione squirmed. She was not sure how one should naturally segue way into complimenting when the act hasn't been achieved recently.

"How?"

"I dunno, bring up past acts of valor or something? You're a smart one. Make a cheat sheet for yourself and revise!"

Hermione nodded. That's what she had to do. She needed to sit down and revise! She had no time, really, but she could manage this. Ginny agreed to help her with her hair and outfit the next morning, which left the rest of the night to think of some good compliments for Ron that she could apply in a natural way. And if it wasn't a date, at least she was planting seeds that might blossom into affection later.

Ron had never spent more time in front of a mirror. He didn't have to shave all that often yet, but that morning he spent extra time making sure he didn't have a stray whisker anywhere on his face or neck, made extra sure there wasn't a pimple or anything hiding somewhere, and fiddled with where to part his hair a good ten minutes.

Before he knew it, he only had five minutes to get down the dining hall. He and Harry got the breakfast, both looking as peaky as Ron did before a quidditch match. It didn't take long for Ron to spot Hermione among the students.

Her hair was looking extra tame and bouncy, like she had spent a lot of time on it. That had to be a good sign! She'd pulled back part of it from her face, and… her lips seemed to have a shine to them they normally didn't. She looked lovely. Was this for him? Or was this for whatever her midday Valentine's plans were?

She didn't notice them at first as she was taking a letter from an unfamiliar brown owl. She had an intense look on her face as she quickly read the letter, seeming to come to herself as Ron and Harry sat with her.

"Oh good! You're here!" she exclaimed, looking to Harry and ignoring Ron. "Listen, Harry. This is really important…. Do you think you could meet me in the Three Broomsticks around midday?"

"Well… I dunno. Cho might be expecting me to spend the whole day with her. We never said what we were going to do."

"Well, bring her along if you must, but will you come?"

"Well… all right, but why?"

"I haven't got time to tell you now. I've got to answer this quickly—" she said as she got some triangles of toast and shoved them into her bag, ready to leave the room.

Ron should have known she'd forget about their date. Whatever this plan was with Harry seemed to be more important to her than whatever plan she'd made with Ron. He gave a sigh and began to load up his plate, resigned to spend the morning alone, when Hermione stopped mid stride and turned to Ron.

"Well, come along then!" she said, looking at a befuddled Ron. "Make an egg sandwich with your toast or something! We can get more food after I respond to the letter."

Ron quickly complied and gave a shrug to Harry, who was eyeing them with nothing short of complete confusion. Ron was highly confused as well, but felt quite cheery as he followed Hermione. It was easy to keep up with her, even when she was practically running, since his legs were so long. Hermione always took quick tiny steps wherever she went and it made her curls bounce in a unique was that Ron found adorable.

She was on one of her missions, so Ron knew it best not to interrupt until she'd finished whatever her little task was. She lead them to the Owlery and penned a letter before choosing a school owl.

"This is urgent," she told the little owl. It hooted in response before taking off. They watched the owl as it got smaller and disappeared over the horizon.

"So…" Ron said, polishing off his hastily made sandwich. "Mind telling me what all that was about?"

She quickly explained her plan to blackmail Rita Skeeter into doing an interview with Harry for the Quibbler so he could finally get the truth out about Voldemort's return. They were to meet at the The Three Broomsticks midday. Ron had never felt such relief, but also was in awe of how cagey Hermione was.

"That's a brilliant plan!" he exclaimed giving her a hug. He hastily let go of her and gave her a moment to fix her hair he'd mussed in his excitement.

They went on to the village talking about Skeeter, Harry and a variety of topics in the same easy manner they always did. Ron didn't know anyone he could talk to as easily as Hermione. Well, besides Harry of course, but it was different. He and Harry talked all the time, but much of it was laughing and shared looks and being able to just hang out. With Hermione there was this… spark. He didn't know what it was. It just made the whole thing feel exciting, even if it was just debating over the difference between jam, jelly and preserves.

They went on to stare at the Shrieking Shack, recalling memories of third year.

Ron felt his palms begin to sweat. Was this a date or not? How could he make it romantic? Maybe he could do something chivalrous - like give her his coat if she was too cold? Or he could just use the cold as an excuse to hold her closely, and then look into each other's eyes and, in a fit of passion, kiss each other.

"Are you cold?" Ron asked.

"No, I'm almost too warm, actually. I think I went overboard with my warming charms before we left the castle."

Ron deflated. Well there went that idea.

"Er, Ron. You look nice today," Hermione said stiffly.

"Thanks," he replied, unsure of what to say. "You do too. Your hair is all shiny."

"Ginny helped me with it."

"Well she did a good job."

"Thank you."

"Welcome," Ron replied before awkwardly looking away from her.

Oh, this was a disaster! What was he supposed to do or say? Did she look nice because of Rita Skeeter- perhaps wanting to give the woman nothing bad to print about her looks- or was she looking so lovely for him? 'Your hair is all shiny.' That wasn't even a real compliment. What a tosser he was. He could do better than that, surely.

Despite his flimsy attempts at complimenting her, she was smiling at him. He loved the way her eyes seemed to sparkle a bit when she smiled like that. They reminded him of a rock in Percy's rock collection he'd seen. It was called Tiger's eye, and the shiny crystal had a special sort of soft lustre to it just like Hermione's. Her eyes weren't just brown, they had all sorts of honeyed hues to them.

"Your eyes look like rocks," Ron said, before his eyes widened and his ears went red.

"I mean… Shit," Ron cursed himself.

Hermione began to look angry.

"Did you really just say my eyes look like shi—"

"NO! I— fuck… No! I was trying to say they look like this special stone Percy had in his rock collection. It has all sorts of different colors in them. Tiger's eye. Like… it was a really pretty rock, I swear! My favorite."

Hermione stared at him in befuddlement before a smile broke out on her face, and her shoulders began to shake with suppressed laughter.

"Oh don't laugh!" Ron rolled his head away from her, his face going red. After a moment of listening to her laugh, he found himself fighting a grin. "To be fair, in my mind it was really poetic."

"I'm sure it was!" Hermione beamed at him.

"See, right there! When you smile like that! Looks just like it," Ron enthused.

"That's very sweet, Ron."

His eyebrows rose as he looked down at her. So his rock thing had worked! Maybe he could try his other gambit?

"You sure you're not cold at all?" he asked, giving her a hopeful look.

"Well, maybe my hands are a bit cold."

Ron quickly grabbed her gloved hands in his own and held them tight. She was so tiny in every way. It amazed him how small even her knuckles were compared to his. He sandwiched her hands between his and began to rub them. He wished she weren't wearing gloves- but it was still nice to have her so close and do something a bit more intimate than he'd managed before. _

Hermione felt a thrill run through her as he took her hands in his. Even through her gloves she could feel the warmth of his hands burning through her. Everything about Ron was warmth and fire. His hair, his fiery temper, the way he could flush a deep red, and even how warm bodied he was. She'd be shivering from cold, and Ron would complain it was hot.

She wished she could bury herself in his embrace and feel warmed all over by him. He'd been rather daring, in his own way, trying to compliment her and holding her hands. Surely that wasn't just friendly. It was notably different than his usual behavior. Perhaps she could test the waters and see.

"You know… I do think that warming charm on my coat is beginning to wear off."

Ron's eyebrows shot up high on his face, and his ears were beginning to turn a rosy hue.

"Well," he said before roughly swallowing. "Well, you can share my coat if you like."

Hermione quickly nodded, and he opened his coat wide for her to bury herself in. She slowly skimmed her hands along his sides before she wrapped her arms around his waist. Her face cuddled into his chest and she let a breath out as he closed in the side of his coat and wrapped his arms around her.

"I-Is that any better?" he asked, voice a bit husky.

"Much," Hermione sighed. She knew she couldn't keep doing this for long. She'd lied when she said her warming charm was wearing off. It was still going strong and she was already feeling a bit sweaty and overheated like this, and Ron would no doubt feel the heat from her coat soon. It was worth the physical discomfort, though, to be wrapped in his embrace like this.

The heat finally pushed her to let go of him. Even though he was so much taller than she, he was stooped so low his face was quite near hers. His face was flushed a deep pink, most likely from having a girl the temperature of a hot water bottle wrapped about him.

"I just remembered! I need some quills," she lied, as she pulled herself away from him, not wanting to cause him further discomfort. "Would you mind stopping by Scrivenshaft's?"

"Wha— Er, yeah that's fine," he said, looking a bit glum.

"We can stop by some place more fun for you, if you like. I can put off the quills."

"Naw, I'd probably just spend my pocket change on something stupid. Let's get you some quills."

They made their way down the road and Ron patiently waited as Hermione found herself new set of quills at Scrivenshaft's. She'd dithered between a lovely set of minty green quills that was a little overpriced, or some more practical ones. Ron ended up waiting outside as she began chatting with a clerk about paper thickness and its effects on paper charms and hexes. She hadn't made up her mind which set to buy when the lady behind the counter wrapped the nice quills in a colorful paper bag with a bow.

"Oh, no need to wrap that!" Hermione called out as the final flourish was added to the bow. "I hadn't decided if I was going to indulge myself and buy them or not."

"But it's a gift!"

"What?"

The lady pointed to Ron who was casually leaning against the building. "He paid for it while you were chatting."

They weren't inexpensive quills, and Hermione felt prodigiously guilty that she'd made up the story of needing them in the first place. She'd only said that to more gracefully detach herself from Ron and not embarrass herself. She knew he didn't have much money to spend on something like this.

As she opened the door, he gave her one of his lopsided smiles.

"All done?"

"Yes," she smiled back before biting her lip. "You needn't have paid for my quills, though."

"I wanted to."

"But, they were rather expensive and—"

"I know how much they cost. I bought them," Ron said, brusquely cutting her off. His ears were red again. "If it makes you feel better, I'll probably end up borrowing them and forgetting to return them. So it's as much for you as it is for me."

"Well…" He had a look on his face that clearly said she was treading into dangerous territory. "Alright then."

He grinned back at her and she simpered before gripping the package close to her chest.

It felt a merry day until the skies opened and rain began to soak them through. Hermione had a small umbrella on hand that was most definitely not big enough for both of them. The umbrella did little to protect them from the wind whipping the rain into their sides, so they ran all the way to the Three Broomsticks. They both laughed as they entered the pub and found a table near the fire.

"Y'know, I think we got wetter trying to share the umbrella between us than if we'd just hoofed it," Ron grinned as he unwrapped his wet scarf from around his neck. He hastily added, "not that it wasn't appreciated."

"I think you're right, I'm soaked," Hermione agreed with a laugh, wringing out her hair a bit. She gave a shudder as she took off her coat and the cold prickled at her, but a blast of warm air quickly drove the cold away. Ron had his wand out aimed directly at her.

"Oh! You musn't use magic!" she admonished, looking around them to make sure no one had seen. "If you get caught you could get in loads of trouble!"

"I'm near enough to seventeen. If it were in front of muggles alarms would go off or something, but a place like this?"

"The Trace follows you everywhere!"

"Well… kind of," Ron said with a shrug, ordering them two butterbeers and holding out her chair for her. "They can't know WHO did magic in a place, only that it was done. Unless they were specifically looking for me, in a place buzzing with magic like this, it goes largely unnoticed. All my brothers were able to skate by with spells in Hogsmeade, so I'm not too fussed."

"Well you still shouldn't do it in a pub where anyone could see you," she warned, looking about the patrons. Ron simply leaned back in his chair, his rangy legs stretched out so far they almost reached the other side of the long table.

"It'll be fine. One of the few perks from having a hundred older brothers is you know which rules are a bit more flexible than others. You get to sit back, watch their mistakes, and mostly not repeat them."

"No, you find all sorts of new mistakes they couldn't even imagine," she smirked, thinking back to their misadventures.

"Well if your brothers have already succeeded in every way," said Ron, putting out a dramatic hand, "you might as well fail uniquely and spectacularly."

He had a conspiratorial smile on his face.

"I'd say the Twins are taking that approach to school," she added.

"Yeah. Guess they beat me to that too," he laughed, though his smile didn't seem to reach his eyes. "Not really any paths left to blaze."

"You are blazing your own path though, Ron," Hermione protested. "You've done loads."

"Hmm," he said with a doubtful look, before thanking Madame Rosmerta for the butterbeers, and taking a long draw from his mug.

Hermione thought back to Ginny's advice to compliment Ron. This was a perfect set-up.

"Y'know, I think that Ravencl—" he began.

"You are very accomplished!" Hermione interrupted Ron, her face red.

"What?" he incredulously asked, eyebrows raised.

"I said you're very accomplished."

"Oh go on," he laughed with dismissive hand wave before chugging down some more butter beer.

Well that hadn't landed well at all! What was she supposed to do? Specifics! She should lay it out like one of her essays. She'd studied up on it the night before, but why was her mouth turning to cotton and her brain turning horribly blank on how to say it? She had actually written out a list for herself and had it stowed in her book bag. She never had a problem answering questions in class, but right now she had no ability to speak.

"One moment!" she said, leaning down to fish the list out from her book bag. It took little time to find the parchment. It was rather long and she'd stayed up late to make sure she covered her bases. "Here it is. See! You've done loads!"

On autopilot she handed it to Ron like turning in an essay to a teacher. The facts were all there, and she was rather proud to supply her evidence, all neatly outlined in her even script.

The moment he took it from her hand, though, panic crackled through her. She reached towards the parchment to wrench it back, but it was too late— he was already reading it.

"What is this?"

"Oh! Er…" She couldn't possibly tell him why she had compiled the list. What was she thinking, bringing the list out for him to see? He'd either think she was mad, or never want to look at her again for fear she was a stalker.

"I just … It's proof of your accomplishments… good attributes…" she mumbled, glancing up to see what his reaction was.

Ron's usually expressive face was wildly unreadable as his eyes went back and forth over the parchment. His ears began to redden as he continued on, and he shifted in his seat to sit up quite straight, intently studying it.

She needed an excuse for writing it. In her panic it took a moment, but she finally had it.

"When you got your prefect badge, and the twins were making fun saying it was unexpected you'd gotten the badge— I didn't say anything to counter them, and I was feeling guilty about it, and wanted to let you know your good attributes and accomplishments. Perhaps it could have been a birthday gift. I shouldn't have done it now… As you can see there's a lot there…" she finished in a small voice. She stared at her lap unable to look up at him.

"You numbered them," he said, bemused.

"Yes."

"There's a hundred and twenty three lines?"

"Yes… I know you must think I'm ridiculous for writing it all out but—"

His arms were suddenly around her, and she was pulled into a tight embrace. His cheek was pressed against the side of her forehead, and she could feel an almost imperceptible quake to his arms.

She'd never been hugged like this by him before, and was so stunned it took a moment for her to engage her arms and wrap them around his back. Had his chest always been so broad?

"Thank you," he roughly whispered in her ear.

She nodded and leaned into his embrace further, closing her eyes.

"Oh, young love is it?" came a voice from behind them, startling them apart.

Rita Skeeter stood at their table, looking bedraggled compared to the last time she'd bothered them. She'd always been overly polished and artificial— once the veneer was gone it wasn't a pretty sight. Everything about her was chipped and worn looking, from her raggedy nails to her grubby raincoat.

"Harry and Luna should be joining us soon," Hermione said, an imperious little look on her face. It was like her words willed Luna to appear, for the pale girl with the protuberant eyes worked her way through the crowded table to join them, a drink with a cocktail onion in her hand.

"Hello Ronald, I didn't expect you here," she smiled, staring at him with her grey eyes that just didn't seem to blink as often as other people's eyes. She was wearing a large woven poncho and her hair hung lankly from the rain. "It's been perfect weather."

"Er, I guess… If you like it when it's bucketing down."

"I do!" she said wringing out her poncho on the floor and getting some stares from local patrons as she flapped it in the air. Hermione had loudly started pulling out paperwork from her bag for Luna to look at, but Rita ignored everything. Instead she had out her acid green quill and had been scribbling away.

'Harry Potter's love life has taken a tragic turn as femme fatale Hermione Granger breaks his heart again, leaving him for his other, supposed, best friend Ronald Weasley. Weasley, who Potter valiantly saved in the heartrending second task of the Triwizard Tournament, was seen seducing Granger on an intimate date at the Three Broomsticks this Valentine's Day. The two were entwined by the fireplace in an appalling display that left patrons gaping. One has to wonder how Harry could possibly forgive the two, the lanky ginger haired boy who has betrayed his friend, and the brunette who has broken his heart— '

"Oi!" Ron cried out. "You can't be writing claptrap like that about us."

"You mean to say this wasn't a romantic rendezvous between you and Little Miss Perfect."

Ron opened and closed his mouth, unsure of how to respond. He looked to Hermione who was watching him just as avidly as Skeeter.

"We're not the reason you're here and aren't your story. Harry is," Ron managed, feeling quite proud of himself for such a diplomatic response. Hermione's mouth was a hard line, but she began to nod.

"That's right," she added, looking away from Ron.

In short order, Harry arrived sans Cho, and the meeting was underway. Rita made her attempts to pry into his love life, but Hermione brilliantly shut it down and got the interview going in a trice. Ron couldn't help but admire how she'd taken charge and put the horrid reporter in her place.

They sat nearby as Harry recounted what had happened the night of the Third Task. Every time he said Voldemort Ron felt a shiver go down his spine, but nothing left him quite as shaken as seeing the look on Harry's face as he grimly talked about Cedric's death and being tortured. He hated seeing his friend look so torn up and sporting such a far away sad look in his eye. He couldn't look away though. If Harry had the guts to go through it and talk about it, the least Ron could do was sit and listen. Hermione's eyes were filled with tears, but she wiped them away as soon as they appeared. Even Luna, who seemed to have a wandering attention span, was raptly watching the interview the whole time.

When it concluded Rita said a few acid comments to Hermione, but Hermione was beaming.

"Harry I'm so proud of you!" Hermione enthused once the reporter had left, giving Harry a hug. He feebly returned it.

"Well done, mate," Ron added, clapping a pale Harry on the shoulder.

"It was nearly as powerful as that lovely article about the Crumple-Horned Snorkacks," said Luna. She went off a bit about how she didn't know when the article would be released, as the Snorkack article might take precedence. Ron vaguely knew Mr Lovegood, and had a feeling even someone as dotty as Luna's dad would know he had a story worth galleons.

They walked out the door to find the rain had stopped.

"Oh what a terrible change in the weather… I was hoping to walk in it a bit more. It's supposed to be a good cure for nargles," Luna said vaguely before skipping off humming Ron's least favorite song, 'Weasley is Our King.' In all the excitement, he'd forgotten about his ill-fated Quidditch tenure.

Harry gave a sigh, which brought Ron back to the moment.

"Want to head back to the castle?" Ron asked him. He knew it didn't do much good to ask Harry directly how he was holding up.

"Yeah… You don't have to though."

That was Harry's way of saying he wanted alone time.

"We'll come with you," Hermione said earnestly. Ron put a hand to her elbow, and gave her a look. She seemed to understand him and gave a small almost imperceptible nod. "But I do need to… to stop by the quill shop… Perhaps we can meet you in a bit at the castle?"

"Yeah, that's fine. I'll catch you at dinner," Harry rattled off looking relieved before walking away towards the castle, hands in his pockets. Dinner wasn't for another three hours at least. This one had hit Harry hard. Ron would have to get something to distract Harry when he checked on him.

"Let's get him some sweets from Honeyduke's," said Ron, leading them to the shop and giving Hermione a teasing look. "'Need to stop by the quill shop.' You're lucky Harry didn't notice your sack from Scrivenshaft's."

Hermione gave a nervous laugh before biting her lip.

"Are you sure he needs space?"

"Positive."

"'Catch you at dinner,' he says'" Hermione huffed. "Dinner is not for another three hours! It just seems an awfully long time to put off having company after going through something so difficult. You saw the look on his face having to live through it all again… It was clearly traumatizing. If it weren't so necessary I would feel even worse for asking him to do it."

"Don't worry about it. He's made of stern stuff," Ron said with more confidence than he felt. "We'll get him some sweets to tithe him over, then he'll feel loads better when the article comes out and people are on his side again."

"You really think this will work?"

"Of course it will! It was a brilliant idea," Ron nodded. "And you handled Skeeter perfectly."

Hermione was smiling at him and he felt the tinge of nerves from earlier come back.

"You handled her pretty well yourself," she said a bit tightly.

"Yeah? Well…" he said putting a hand to the back of his neck. "Didn't want her to get things sideways like she does…"

"Would it have been sideways to write that we were on a date though?"

His ears were on fire. His throat was so unable to produce sound he might as well have been twisted like a towel getting wrung out. Her eyes were boring into him, studying him as thoroughly as she did any tome.

"I… I said 'it's a date' when I asked you to come to Hogsmeade," he said testing the waters.

"But that's a common expression, and I wasn't sure if you meant it in the colloquial way, or if you meant it as a formal invitation," she persisted. "Was-was this a date?"

"Well… to be honest…" But could he be? Could he tell her he fancied her? That her kiss on his cheek earlier that year had meant more to him than any other touch he'd felt in his life? That she smelled so good? That she made him actually look forward to studying because it meant more time with her? That she powered his Patronus more consistently than anything else? "To be honest, I've been wondering the same thing myself."

"You're the one who asked me!" said Hermione, throwing her hands in exasperation.

"Well which did you want it to be?" Ron asked, making a last ditch effort to know how she felt.

Her face turned scarlet. "Just answer the question!"

How come he had to be the one to lay everything on the line? He'd taken loads of risks already. He'd asked her out, he'd initiated some cuddling and hand-holding, he'd bought her a nice gift, held her chair out and done a drying charm when she was cold. He'd put himself out there fairly boldly… And if he'd misread this whole thing he wasn't sure what the repercussions could be. Would the awkwardness dash their friendship to ribbons? Would she laugh at him for daring to think she'd like a nobody like him?

"If you are the one inviting a person out," she began to lecture, "then you know which way you meant it when you said 'it's a date!' That's the basic structure of invitations, which you seem unable to grasp!"

"I just don't want to ruin everything!"

"Oh, you've ruined plenty already!" Hermione snapped.

"Have it your way, then. I guess I just ruin everything."

Ron stomped off to use his last few knuts to buy Harry some chocolate, but stopped to look back.

"You coming?" he growled at her.

Hermione petulantly looked away, but seemed to change her mind. Her hair had lost some of its sleekness and was bouncing in its usual wild fashion as she ran at him. He hopefully raised his arms out to catch her, and let out an 'oof' as she forcibly shoved the bag of quills into his stomach.

"Keep them!" she spat before tearing off for the castle, leaving a flabberghasted Ron in her wake.

Hermione stormed her way to the castle and had to restrain herself from hexing a couple out of her way as they slowly ambled with their hands entwined. That was supposed to be her and Ron! Or was it? They were at this ridiculous impasse where he just wouldn't tell her if all those little moments that meant so much to her were just friendship or something more. He'd been so sweet, and thoughtful, and bought her a lovely gift… And she'd shoved it right back at him…

"Oh well done, Hermione," she cursed herself once she was finally alone in her dormitory.

She wasn't even sure why she'd done it. He was just being so infuriatingly evasive, and she'd just snapped. She'd needed an answer. She'd needed to know without risking her pride being hurt. Maybe she'd have a chance to mend things at dinner. Ron wouldn't abandon Harry after the hard day he'd had recounting the Third Task and that terrible graveyard. He could act as a buffer and they'd get back to an uneasy truce of some sort.

It took a while to calm her nerves and head downstairs to wait for the boys to come down. She sat beside the fire trying to translate her ancient runes poem, but found it impossible to concentrate. Would Ron even want to look at her? Would he have told Harry about her losing her temper demanding he declare it a date? She worried her lip until She gave a hiss and put her hand to her lip. She winced in pain and tasted a hint of blood.

"Hey. Seen Ron?"

She looked up to see Harry standing there looking peaked. She'd ruined Valentine's Day for all three of them it seemed.

"Not since Hogsmeade, no," she said, rolling up her parchment. "Did you want to get some dinner?"

"Oh… I guess…" Harry said with no enthusiasm at all. He looked about the room. She knew that look. He didn't want her company; he wanted Ron. This was nothing new. Whenever Harry was down he immediately started looking around for Ron to cheer him up. Hermione couldn't begrudge him doing this; she felt the exact same way. She and Harry got along very well of course, and she quite enjoyed his company, but neither of them were exactly the cheery sort. They were good at working out problems together, but just sitting and living their lives together? Having a good time? That was a bit more strained when they weren't united with an actual purpose driving their conversation.

"Well let's get some food. Where there's food there's usually Ron, right?" she asked, trying to bolster her spirits as much as Harry's.

"Yeah… Right," Harry said with a small smile.

But Ron wasn't there. They each barely touched their food as they looked about for Ron and he was nowhere to be found as dinner came and passed. They finally gave up and went back to Gryffindor Tower.

"Are you quote sure he didn't make his way to the dorm while you were there?"

"Er, well I was napping for a bit there, so maybe," Harry replied.

He still looked exhausted and quickly withdrew to his dormitory, leaving Hermione by herself again. She sat by the fireplace again waiting for him, and it wasn't until well past curfew when she heard the click of the portrait hole. Ron trudged through the portrait hole, his broom in hand, a miserable look on his face.

She moved from her chair and he gave a startle, nearly dropping his broom.

"Blimey, Hermione! You nearly gave me a heart attack!" he hoarsely let out. He was wet through and his boots were covered in mud.

"Where have you been?"

He looked to his broom then back to her with a quizzical look on his face.

"Fine… Why didn't you come back for dinner? Harry was still really upset and could have used you here for moral support," she said, her chin held aloft.

"I wasn't hungry, and needed to get in some practice," he said meeting her gaze, before dropping it. "I'll check in on him in the morning and make sure he's sorted, so don't worry about it."

"You shouldn't skip meals."

"Of the three of us, I'm the one who does it the least," he said, voice tight. An edge filled silence choked them both.

"Well… It's late, and I need to clean myself up…" Ron said after a beat. "See you at breakfast?"

"Alright…" she replied, cheeks beginning to burn.

His trainers squelched with every step he took as he headed towards his dorm. He had already taken a few of the steps, two at a time as usual, when he stopped his path.

"Hermione…" How was it he could say her name and it made her pulse quicken. "About Hogsmeade…"

She couldn't bare it. He was going to reveal he cared nothing for her! That in her lonely desperation she'd somehow wildly extrapolated he liked her as more as a friend. She couldn't hear him say the words. It'd make it too real.

"Don't worry about it," she cut him off. "I'll see you both at breakfast."

She retreated to her dormitory with such haste she was a bit out of breath by the time she reached her fourposter. She wanted to sob into her pillow, but refused to let herself, for fear of Lavender and Parvati hearing about it and reporting it to everyone around them. No. She'd never tell a soul that her dreams had been dashed; that she'd sabotaged a perfectly lovely time. Even if Ron had thought of her as a potential date, he'd never think of her that way now.

The next morning Ginny made her inquiries of how Hogsmeade was and Hermione forced a smile onto her face.

"We had a good time!" she said with forced lightness. Ginny raised her eyebrows, uncannily reminding her of Ron. She looked like she was about to question Hermione further, but with heavy thump Ron and Harry through themselves onto the bench across from Hermione.

Harry was looking remarkably better than he had the previous day. All he needed was a good dose of Ron's company.

"Alright?" Ron asked, looking between her and Ginny.

"Of course," Hermione said, taking a large gulp of orange juice. Ginny was called away by some of her friends, but gave her a look that clearly said 'we have a lot to discuss' as she left.

They ate their breakfasts and if there was any tension to be seen between Hermione and Ron, Harry seemed oblivious as he laughed about the state of Skeeter with Ron, and pointedly ignored the Ravenclaw table where Cho Chang was staring at his back.

As they rose to go to their first class, Ron pushed a small box across to Hermione. It had a bit of mud on it, but otherwise it was still the same beautiful pristine box of mint green quills he'd bought her.

"Thought you might want these before class."

He was keenly looking at her. Sometimes she thought of Ron as quite clueless, but then he'd look at her like this and she'd feel utterly naked and seen. His blue eyes were looking right through her, surely.

"Thank you," she let out, a bit breathless.

"What's that?" Harry asked.

"Nothing!" They simultaneously replied, even though it was everything.

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