The Unstoppable Force And The Immovable Object

by Sunshinecackle

Kyle was going to kill him, but he just might kiss him, first.

Title: The Unstoppable Force And The Immovable Object

Author: Keith

Fandom: South Park

Setting: Unspecified

Pairing: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman

Characters: Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman

Genre: Romance

Rating: T

Chapters: 1/1

Word Count: 100

Type Of Work: Drabble, Part of the FicWip Drabble Challenge

Status: Complete

Warnings: Gay, Slash, Yaoi, MLM, Swearing, Fat Shaming, Innuendo, Implied Sex

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Summary: Kyle was going to kill him, but he just might kiss him, first.

AN: Hey guys, it's me again! Just thought I ought to say, if you want vague updates and to talk to me more, I have a writing Tumblr, too! Twitter is Sunshinecackle, and Tumblr is Writteninsunshine! I also have a writing Discord that is currently pretty dead. xD If you want it, please contact me on Twitter!

I know, another drabble, but I promise I'm working on longer things! I'm just struggling with some personal things right now, and it's hard to finish anything. But I am trying, I promise. As long as I'm writing a little every day, that's good, right?

I am phasing out of posting here, so if you want more of my fics, please check out Sunshinecackle on Ao3, or Writteninsunshine on Tumblr.

Wow, so. I've been kind of hesitant to write Kyman, if only because I'm worried about how people will take it. It's been a while since I've written much for popular ships, and I'm really just nervous, I think. At any rate, I couldn't think of anything else for this, so here we go!

The Unstoppable Force And The Immovable Object

"Shut the Hell up, Fatass. Nobody wants to hear your stupid ideas." Kyle breathed a frustrated sigh, narrowing his eyes from behind his glasses.

Eric tilted his head, his expression going from hurt to devious in a second's notice. Kyle didn't like that look, and he definitely didn't enjoy what came out of Eric's mouth, next.

"That's not what you said earlier." He nearly purred, leaning closer to Kyle, almost like he'd kiss him. His head tilted as Eric licked his lips, pouting shortly after. Kyle shoved his head away in disgust, though he knew he'd be kissing that idiot that night.

AN: Welp, there it is. My first Kyman thing and it's a short little drabble. I'm getting into writing them, slowly, so hopefully I can figure them out a little more as I go along. Let me know if you want to see more of this fic! I might be willing to expand on it!

Prompt: The Unstoppable Force And The Immovable Object