Stale business is the only way to characterize it as evidenced by the staff members of Smiling Friends Inc's unproductivity. They were all cramped at the dining room/kitchen they usually be in every start of an episode. The television was on, projecting The Oscars 2022 hosted by Chris Rock, which catered an audience from Pim and Charlie.
"Damn it! Pim!" cussed yellow-skinned Charlie in a rather fucked up nasally clogged voice, "Can we watch something else? Who watches the Oscars nowadays? Aside from those who enjoy seeing wealthy actors hog the limelight and vainly act their monotonous inspirational speeches? Seriously... It's getting more repetitive every year"
"Repetitive? Lol wait 'til you see what'll happen next, Charlie..." Pim braced himself as Will Smith now strutted towards Chris Rock in a cuckly manner.
Still showing no interest, Charlie looks back and sees his workmate, Alan, bent and seems to be scouring behind the fridge with his crimson asscheeks retributing a gaze. The buttocks were very meaty and firm, just the way Charlie likes his meatballs. As a result, he was entranced immediately.
"Hey Alan! w-what are you, uh, what are you d-doing back there man?" Charlie stuttered his way to get his peer's attention. Alan's fat anus covering orbs we're making him forget how to speak English for a second there.
"I think we might have a mouse in the office..." Alan replied, "My precious piece of cheese has gone missing... Unless one of you took it?"
"Uh.. I have no idea! I haven't... haven't seen your piece of cheese"
Disappointed, Alan went back on getting busy searching for his cheese thief.
"Not unless this is what you meant by cheese..." suggested Charlie, erecting his yellow penis. Then he went extra, pulling back his cock sleeve and presented his moldy dick cheese uncovered by the said foreskin.
Alan was fascinated by Charlie's hefty offer. In a twinkling on an eye or a clench of an asshole, the urgency of the lost consumable faded from his thoughts. He turned his body, still on his knees, facing the urogenital monolith that was Charlie's golden flesh beam.
"Take your pick, Alan... You want cheddar or cream cheese?" recommended Charlie, pointing at his cock and smegma respectively.
"Why not both?" responded Anal showered by a provocative smirk.
"Aww... Come her Alan, you crazy character"
Charlie reached out and pulled Alan, by the nose, closer to his pantless self, scraping Alan's knees against the floorboards in the process and riddled it with splinters with stripped off epidermis that leaked lukewarm blood as red as its owners skin color.
Alan's head was grabbed by a firm grip of Charlie's hands, and he was forced to bob heaven to hell on the stinking chode at breakneck speed.
"NOM! NOM!" choked Alan as he got his cheese back. His upper lip grated the smegma off the cock surface, smearing the underside of Alan's nose. A milk moustache if you will.
"Fuck! That's it Alan! Rock that head back and forth like your bangin' to Metallica!" The yellow man exclaimed, "Show me how much you enjoy cheese as a pastime luncheon!"
Polyps were abundant around Alan's vocal cords. These soft nodules enveloped Charlie's penis like a friendly version of a cock ring, pressing so deliciously on the erectile stimulants with each gulp that they kindled the boiling of semen within the ballsack.
"Yes! Yeess! Uh oh! Spurt alert!" Charlie sang. That was an indication that his precious testis accomplished their manufacturing and were ready to explode their produce out the urethra,
"Just a few more, Alan! work more on that bobbing, only then... EUGH!"
The oral benefactor was cut short as the unexpected laser of wang extract shot out of him.
"Excuse me! Heavens!" Apologized Charlie while he withdrew lines and lines of cum from his tinkle slit, "Shit, I was NOT expecting this... very well, let's finish by getting some semen in here"
After their short manly minutes, The penis was finally pulled out clean and gleaming. Alan demonstrated his gratitude by making out with his partner, allowing Charlie to taste his dirt as he slurped his own smegma away from Alan's lips.
"Aww... you miss it" interrupted someone. It was Pim.
"What?" Charlie broke their kiss.
"Oh it just umm... Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock, It was like a cool smack.. it was like the whole reason I was showing it to you but yeah... it was kinda cool"
"The fuck you mean I missed it... Will still slapping Chris on screen, look!"
It was confirmed by Pim. He definitely heard a slap or, better still, a flurry of slaps. It was when Pim looked up the TV that he witnessed Will Smith smacking away Chris Rock's jiggly black ass till it bruised, which was impossible to see on a colored man's skin, much less on screen.
Will Smith then took off Chris's pants and proceeded to annihilate the host's rectum with his yoked as fuck cock.
"Will Smith just fuck the shit out of me!" Chris Rock hollered.
Pim was astonished, "I can't believe you're right! They usually televise only the first slap"
Pim, Charlie and Alan afterwards all huddled to the table and began to masturbate - all thirty digits choking the monkeys.
It was almost a happy ending: Alan got his cheese, Pim succeeded at making his friend watch the Oscars and Charlie getting his cock guzzled. But all's well that ends well, Mr. Boss, the company's owner, alerted his workers to come to his office immediately.
Charlie and Pim acted quickly, racing to their boss's office with their dicks out. Once they arrived, the pedophiliac face of Mr. Boss greeted them with a polite, "Hey guys!"
"So we got a job?" asked Charlie.
"Yeah, but you sort of caught me in the middle of something here... You guys don't have a problem watching someone eat do you?"
Charlie and company didn't mind and excused the well suited man.
"Alright" Mr. Boss said as he folded his torso and began to eat his own asshole - he was naked from the waist down,
"So we got a call from a far away castle today..."
While he anally ate himself, He's now wanking off his uncircumcised penis with a foreskin that was too immature to be fully retracted.
"She's a pretty little princess, said she's a bit mopey lately... just wondering if you guys could put a smile on that little rascal's face"
His masturbation got a bit faster as of late and the pleasure made him fart at his own face and mouth.
"She's at the Mushroom Kingdom... Nintendo avenue, OW!"
An intense sudden sting tingled throughout Mr. Boss' body as he accidentally peeled his foreskin a little far back, fully ripping it over his dick head. Our boy has now grown.
"Oh I'm sorry little one... Did I hurt you? Cause you sure hurt daddy, Here let me ease the pain" Mr. Boss baby talked his wang, gently stroking it to get it used to being completely pulled back, "That's better? your my good little baby huh?"
Pim and Charlie were no longer feeling well enough to be around the office, as you are right now. Charlie had to excuse themselves from the situation.
"Yeah for sure we could do that, we can help the girl smile and everything..." Said Charlie, "Uhh do you need anything else or..."
"No! now get out there and make someone smile" Mr. Boss said which he then slurped the preserved smegma present since his childhood off his cock, like sipping froth from a coffee cup.
To be continued...