Setting 1 at the fair
-Zam- Allee, twins- there you are. (He and Hayley just found them. They had cotton candy for everybody.)
-Allee- Wow, that is a lot of cotton candy.
-Zam- Yep. Hayley bought it for all of us. Right, Hayley?
-Hayley- Yes these are for you and the twins.
-Allee- Thank you, Hayley. (She gave some to the twins and took one for herself.) Yum! Great choice. (She said as she ate her.) I have something for you too. Josh hold mine. (She took out the Rhino.) Here Hayley.
-Hayley- Thank you. I love it so much. You're the greatest Allee.
-Zam- See, I knew she liked you now, tell her.
-Hayley- No! It is my turn to pick the ride and I pick…
-Mandy- Step right up folks ride the crazy tea cups. No height or age restrictions here. It is literally made for kids and their parents. Step right up and ride our crazy fast thriller.
-Hayley- That one. Come on, let's go. (She shoved them all to the ride.)
-Zam- Hayley, what are you doing?
-Hayley- Taking us to ride the fast thriller. You like fast rides, right?
-Zam- Of course but she likes you and… (They were all in the ride.)
-Mandy- Ok now remember to keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times. Not that you have much of a choice. Haha.
-Zam- Wait what is that supposed to mean?
-Mandy- Oh you will find out. (She pulled a leaver and walls rose from the sides of the tea cup.)
-Zam- Filthy human what are you doing? (Then a top went on the tea cup.) Ahh! What is this madness?
-Mandy- Hahah they don't call me Mandy Mad for nothing. (The ride started the tea cup spun so fast.)
-Zam- Ahh! Mommy! Help!
-Julie- Zim, did you hear something?
-Zim- No but you need to be quiet, Julie. I don't want to loose to Tak and Skoodge. This lazer tag game is my ticket to forever bragging rights. Hahaha.
-Tak- (She fired and Zim got hit.) Hahaha you just lost another point, Zim.
-Zim- No, come back here. Now and bow before me.
-Zam- Mommy save me!
-Julie- Maybe I should call Liz. (She called the Wisest)
-Wisest- Hey Julie.
-Julie- Hi Liz can I talk to Zam?
-Wisest- Why I thought your double date was going well.
-Julie- It was until… Wait a minute Liz, how did you know it was a double date?
-Wisest- You mentioned you were going on it with Tak and Skoodge.
-Julie- No I didn't and I never said Skoodge and Tak were here. Huh Liz, are you trying to ruin my date night?
-Wisest- No I mean ah. Zim is having fun isn't he?
-Julie- Yes he is enjoying winning.
-Wisest- What no Tak you were supposed to do better than that.
-Julie- Ha I knew you had something to do with this.
-Wisest- So he is not winning.
-Julie- At the moment, no- but that is beside the point we were winning then…
Zam- Mommy Zam is gonna die! Ahh!
-Julie- Look Liz, just let me talk to Zam and I will ignore this set up you have clearly arranged.
-Wisest- Hahaha, I honestly have no idea what you are talking about. He is right… (She opened the door and Zam was gone.) I will call you back.
-Julie- Liz don't hang up. (Liz hung up.)
-Wisest- Oh no that little smeet. What has he gotten himself into this time. RIG!
-Rig- Yes my Wisest. What can I do for you?
-Wisest- Help me find Zam, use your built in pak tracker to find him.
-Rig- Right away. my Tallest.
-Wisest- Do I look purple to you- don't answer that.
-Rig- Wise decision my Wisest. Zam is on Earth.
-Wisest- Why would he be there? And how did he get out?
-Rig- Oh he must have been the one that stole that man's ship.
-Wisest- What, why didn't you tell me?
-Rig- Because you told me not to disturb you until your paper work was done.
-Wisest- My Paper work is never done! Wait, my paper work- but what about Zam… I need to save him. Rig go get the utopian space ninjas and find Zam!
-Rig- Yes, my Wisest. (He left.)
-Wisest- Oh I hope that little smeet is ok.
-Zam- Get me out of here. (At this point he was chewing at his belt trying to get it off.)
-Mandy- (She turned off the ride) Alright everyone out… (Zam grabbed her by the collar of her outfit standing on her.)
-Zam- Why would you do that? How dare you trap Zam in there filthy human. I told you to turn it off! I am going to burn you.. (He is so mad that he is basically fewing and his fire breath is almost coming out of his mouth.)
-Hayley- Wow, calm down there Josh. Come on we have to get you some ah shit…
-Jasmine- Funnel cake.
-Hayley- Yes that is the cure to his stomach vertigo.
-Allee- Won't that make him more sick?
-Rose- Thirsty.
-Jasmine- Blood.
-Allee- Right! I will go get the funnel cake and get the twins their bottles.
-Hayley- (She sat Zam down at a table and he grabbed a bag to breathe in) Calm down, Zam you almost blew your cover.
-Zam- I know but that ride was evil. (He breathed in the bag some more.)
-Hayley- Zam, are you Claustrophobic?
-Zam- No, why does everybody say that? I mean- this is all your fault.
-Hayley- My fault?
-Zam- Yes you were the one who pushed Zam into that death trap. All because you did not want to confess your feelings to Allee.
-Hayley- I am sorry, Zam but you would not listen and I panicked. And this is like the most I have ever spoken to her.
-Zam- Sorry doesn't cut it, I demand retribution! When Allee gets back you will tell her everything or I will.
-Hayley- Ok, I promise I will. (She said, crossing her fingers behind her back.)
-Allee- Here, Josh I got you the funnel cake (She gave the cake to Zam.) And the twins love their bottles. (They were drinking their bottles.) Now let's talk about what just happened. I mean I have never seen a case of claustrophobia that bad.
-Zam- So sue me! I have a condition.
-Allee- Don't worry about it. I understand fears can be hard to get over but if you ask me the best cure is to face them.
-Zam- Right, let's start with facing the fear of confessing feelings to people. Hayley you go first.
-Hayley- But Zam you have not eaten your cake. (She shoved the cake into Zam's month)
-Zam- Yum this is good. (He ate more.)
-Allee- That reminds me you said that name in the ride.
-Zam- Yes Hayley tell Allee why did I do that? (He said continuing to eat.)
-Hayley- Well he did that because ah that is the name of his sister and he wanted her.
-Zam- No that is a boy's name. My sister's name is Amethyst. I already said that and you said you would tell her the truth.
-Allee- What truth?
-Hayley- What he means is that uhh… Allee. Where are the twins?
-Allee- What do you mean Hayley they are right- huh. Rose Jasmine come back. (She just noticed that Rose and Jasmine were wheeling away towards the roller skating rink.) No they will get hurt. (She ran after the twins with Zam and Haley running close behind.)
-Hayley- Zam, why didn't you tell me they were wheeling away?
-Zam- Oh I am sorry, I was supposed to do that like you were supposed to be telling her the truth.
-Hayley- What you knew.
-Zam- Of course I knew I was paying attention to them this whole time.
-Hayley- And you didn't stop them why?
-Zam- I tried, but Jasmine used her magic. And then she said something about wanting to ship you two in my mind and then they were off.
-Hayley- Wait, they can read minds?
-Zam- Yep. Vampire witch hybrids can do alot.
-Hayley- This is going to get complicated fast.
-Allee- I almost got them.!
-Riley- Hold on there kid no entry into the roller rink without skates. It is not safe.
-Hayley- But they don't have skates. (She said pointing to Rose and Jasmine)
-Jasmine- Wee!
-Rose- Help!
-Riley- But they have wheels and you don't sorry no wheels no entry.
-Allee- Ok, how much for some shoes?
-Riley- Ten each.
-Allee- I am all out.
-Hayley- Don't worry I still have some. (She payed the lady and they all got their shoes.)
-Allee- Don't worry kids Auntie Allee's coming. (She started skating real fast.)
-Hayley- Ahh! (She kept having trouble.)
-Zam- What is wrong Hayley having trouble? (He said showing off the fact that he could skate on one leg.)
-Hayley- No I am fine. (She fell again and Allee noticed.)
-Allee- Hayley do you need a hand? (She grabbed her hand and helped her up.)
-Hayley- Thanks Allee I need that. And…
-Zam- Aw don't you two look cute now this is the right setting for romance.
-Hayley- No! Rose, Jasmine- they're getting further away.
-Allee- Huh? You're right- come on. (She skated while still holding Hayley's hand.)
-Hayley- No, Allee I am not ready for this. (She would not listen and the chase was on)
-Zam- Haha good job Jasmine could not have planned it better myself and… Beep beep. Oh no that is my warning when Rig is around. That means the ninjas. Gang way. (He skated after the girls.)
-Rig- My Wisest we found Zam, but he majestically skated away. Should we follow him?
-Wisest- Yes of course you should go after him. Bring him back to me at any cost but don't expose yourselves.
-Rig- Will do. Everybody disguises on and after that smeet. (They put on disguises and ran after Zam.)
-Riley- Hold on there pals no skates no entry.
-Zam- Hahah what are you going to do now? Thank you human. Hahah! (He sticks his tongue out as he skated away.)
-Riley- Sorry them's the rules. Now do you guys have ten dollars each? (The Utopians pushed hand held button and they got wheels on their shoes. And Rig feet turned into wheel shoes.) That works too. Sorry little dude.
-Zam- I am not little. (He skated away)
-Riley- Kinda are.
-Rig- Charge!
-Zam- Haha you will never catch me.
-Rig- Increase speed. (They got faster.)
-Zam- What no fair using utopian TECH. Two can play at this game. (He Wheeled over to where Allee and Hayley were still trying to get the twins.) Hey Hayley and Allee still having trouble allow me to get those twins. (He skated close to the twins.) Hey Jasmine, you want to keep playing right.
Jasmine- Yep.
-Zam- Then take out their jets! Make it fair. Remember we are at the fair.
-Jasmine- Ok. (She did that and the jets were gone.)
-Zam- Yes that is better and Whoops, oh I just missed them. Sorry girls.
-Hayley- Don't worry Josh, Allee can get them.
-Allee- But don't you need me to help you balance?
-Hayley- No I got this. Just go save the twins.
-Allee- Ok (She left after the twins. And Hayley lost her balance and landed face first.)
-Hayley- I fine. Ok Zam you made your point, help me save the twins and I swear on the control brains I will tell Allee everything.
-Zam- Deal. Now come on we have to hurry. Before they catch me. I mean- before the twins get away. (He helped her up and they skated after Allee.)
-Allee- That's it Hayley, you are doing great. But the twins are still so far away.
-Zam- And they are almost caught up and they have more jet shoes. Why! I mean hold on girls Josh has a plan. Hold hands again. (They did as they were told.) I will be behind you and push you up to them.
-Allee- I don't think you are strong enough, but ok.
-Hayley- Josh, what are you up to?
-Zam- Hahah if they are going to have jet paks then so are we. Sorry Jasmine. (He used his fire breath to speed them up so fast that they caught up to the twins and left the ninjas in the dust.)
-Hayley- Ahh Josh what have you done?!
-Allee- Wee, this is fun. Hayley the twins are closer to you grab the stroller.
-Hayley- I can't, too fast.
-Allee- Yes you can! Come on, I believe in you.
-Hayley- Alright. Almost… Got it.
-Allee- Sweet! Josh, we got the kids you can stop whatever you are doing.
-Zam- About time.
-Allee- No, not a pit ramp. (But it was too late they all went down into the ramp then up out of the skate ramp flying. Even the ninjas did it.) Ahh! Rose do something!
-Jasmine- No let me. (She used her magic to land them safely to the ground. The ninja were not so lucky they all went into a tree.)
-Allee- Oh that was close.
-Zam- Tell me about it.
-Allee- Hayley are you ok?
-Hayley- I think so but how did we survive that? (She said taking off her skates.)
-Allee- Just lucky I guess. (She helped Hayley up. Then she took off her skates and grabbed the kids stroller.) Ah Josh it is your turn to pick. So where to next?
-Zam- My turn. Hmm we need somewhere dark and secluded. Hmm (He is looking at the map again.) What is a Tunnel of Love.. that is perfect. Come on girls, I know where we are going next. (He grabbed Allee and Hayley's hand and Allee held onto the stroller with the other hand.) Tada here we are.
-Hayley- The tunnel of love- oh no uh- Josh maybe we should…
-Zam- My good man, can we go on this ride?
-Dennis- Depends, are any of you guys a couple?
-Zam- My friends are and they are having trouble opening up. Would you be so kind and help me push them? (He said holding a wad full of money.)
-Allee- You had money this whole time. Why did I have to pay for your cake and
-Hayley- And skates and cotton candy.
-Zam- Because I was saving the money for this. Now come on sir we want to help this lovely couple ride it is your job.
-Dennis- (He took the money) Sure is and that is just the right amount for all of you to ride. The water ride. (He pushed them into the boat and strapped them in.)
-Zam- Wait, water was not part of the deal.
Dennis- Too late, no refund. (They floated away.)
-Zam- Epp. (The water almost hit him.) Oh well. This will still work. Go ahead Hayley this is your chance.
-Hayley- Ok um Allee I wanted to say sorry about how chaotic this date has been. I mean this hang out.
-Allee- It is ok Hayley I don't mind. I had a lot of fun.
-Hayley- That really good because I really like you and…
-Zam- No you don't like her you… (Alllee covered his moth.)
-Allee- You love me.
-Hayley- No I don't.
-Allee- Oh but I thought- I mean we are literally in the tunnel of love and…
-Hayley- No Allee you are right I do love you but I am afraid that you don't love me and…
-Allee- (She put her finger to Hayley's lips) Hayley of course I love you.
-Hayley- You do? But we just met and…
-Allee- You made me this adorable plushie.
-Hayley- And then you gave me the rhino so I thought we were even.
-Allee- Haha you are so silly that is what I love about you. Also, you helped me save my nieces.
-Hayley- I could not have done it without your help.
-Zam- Haha I knew it now tell her the other secret.
-Hayley- Hey that was not part of the deal?
-Allee- Hayley whatever it is I am sure I can handle it.
-Zam- Come on Hayley.
-Rose and Jasmine- Do it, do it.
-Hailey- Ok I will. They are right, I want to come clean on something…
-Allee- I'm ready. What is it?
-Hailey- I-I… (she sighs) It would be better if I just showed you. (Her disguise fizzled out to show she was actually a Utopian.)
-Allee- (She looked at her, mouth open in shock) You're an alien…
-Hailey- Y-yes…
-Allee- Are you kidding me?! I thought I was the only normal one in my family and now I come to find out my girlfriend is an alien?! Oh my god, I can't believe this.
-Hailey- (Heavily blushing) I-I'm your girlfriend?
-Allee- (Stops in the middle of her rant and looks up with an embarrassed blush across her face) Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I-I understand if that was too forward I just did not see that confession coming and did I mention you have a beautiful eye. That explains why you could not skate well Josh if you knew then why didn't you help her.
-Zam- Because she promised she would tell you earlier but she did not.
-Hayley- That's because you kept pushing Zam and…
-Allee- (She grabbed Zam's watch and pulled it off. Revealing his true form.) Knew it was you Zam.
-Zam- EEP! give that back.
-Allee- Nope this is payback for not helping Hayley till it was convenient for you.
-Zam- No fair.
-Hayley- Wait- Allee, how long have you known that he was Zam.
-Allee- Ever since he said his name. In the teacup ride. I kept it to myself because I thought he was trying to help me like my sister was when she gave us the tickets.
-Zam- But I was trying to help you and I need that back. What happens when the ride is over?
-Allee- Ok here. (She gave it back)
-Zam- Thank you. (He put it back on. And the disguise was back on.)
-Allee- Hayley, you should go next. I think I see light up ahead.
-Hailey- Right. (She put her disguise back on)
-Allee- I had a great time. (She said helping her out.)
-Zam- (He jumped out of the boat. Then Hayley grabbed the girls and put them back in the stroller. And they started walking out of the fair.) You see, Hayley I told you nothing bad would happen.
-Hayley- Yah I guess today worked out ok. Can we do it again tomorrow?
-Allee- Sure but this time how about just the two of us. Like a date?
-Hailey- If that's ok with you! I-I mean, you don't have too-
-Allee- Yes.
-Hailey- Wha?-
-Allee- Yes! A thousand times, yes! (she laughs, pulling a chuckle from Hailey)
-Hailey- Well, it's settled then. We can meet after school and go on our… date.
-Allee- I can't wait.
-Hailey- Me neither.
-Allee- Also sorry about all the times my nieces used magic.
-Hayley-It is ok I loved it. Was pretty cool.
-Allee- Oh that is such a relief.
-Hayley- Come on Zam my house is this way. (She starts walking in the direction of her house before Allee stopped her)
-Allee- Hey, you forgot something.
-Hailey- What? (She gives her the rhino.)
-Allee- This. And this. (She leaned down and gave her a peck on the cheek before running off back to her car with the twins) See ya tomorrow!
-Hailey- (A blush covered her face as she stood in stunned silence before giggling like a giddy child. She picked up Zam. And dances with him.) She said yes woo. Everybody mombo! (They danced right out of the fair.) Oh thank you thank you zam you did it. (She said hugging him.)
-Zam- No you did it. I just helped now let go can't breathe.
-Hayley- Oh, sorry. (She let him go.)
-Zam- It is ok I will call it even if you take me to your trash planet. And.. (She turned him around.)
-Hayley- Zam, to thank you for what you did I am giving you the coordinates. (She said typing them into his pak memory banks.)
-Zam- Sweet. It was my pleasure to do it. Even though those stupid ninjas tried to interfere.
-Hayley- What ninja?
-Zam- Oh don't worry about it, I think we lost them. (They just got Abducted.) Or not.
Setting 2 Back at the Utopian Castle
Rig and the ninjas brought Hayley rhino and Zam before the Wisest.
-Rig- Mission accomplished my Wisest.
-Wisest- Rig! What were you thinking? I said bring Zam alone not with a human and- (Rig took off Hayley's disguise.) Oh that explains one question, but sparks so many more. Well out with it. I am waiting. Who is going to tell me the truth? Not talking are we? Well you both forget my power. (She used her truth touch on Zam.)
-Zam- I ran away to escape the boredom. Then I saw that Haley needed my help. So she could confess her love to Allee Hethcoat.
-Hayley- Zam, you lied?! you never had permission?
-Zam- Well no I uh. Just wanted to help and it got out of control and… (Hayley hugged him.)
-Hayley- Thank you Zam. I will take his punishment my Wisest whatever it is.
-Zam- No! You don't have to do that! I did the crime. I will do the time. You are my friend.
-Hayley- And you are mine.
-Wisest- Sounds to me like you both deserve the punishment. Which is the rest of my paperwork.
-Zam- No Auntie! There is no need for that because I have another idea and I know you will love this one.
-Wisest- Oh really, what is it? (she said grabbing him while using her truth touch.)
-Zam- I want to build you a machine that will do your paperwork for you but I can't do that until I get the supplies from Hayley's trash planet.
-Wisest- Well, what are we waiting for?
-Zam- You need to cover your eyes, don't want you to know where it is.
-Wisest- If that is what it takes to get me out of paper work duty, then sign me up. (She grabbed a blind fold. And took the two of them to a ship. The ninjas followed.) Ok Zam, you drive and as for you guys don't worry. I will be right back.
-Rig- Alright. (They flew off.)
-Zam- (They landed on the planet. He saw the stuff.) This is amazing. So many tools and spare parts. I love it. (He ran off and went right to work.)
-Hayley- Sorry, my Wisest, I did not know he ran off.
-Wisest- It is fine, Hayley I am just glad to know you are both happy. Now tell me about this Allee while Zam works. I would love to hear the story.
-Hayley- Oh sure, I will give you the full report.
-Wisest- Good. I have missed your reports.
-Hailey- Oh thank you my Wisest.
-Zam- Um Auntie Liz. you are not going to tell mom and dad about this are you?
-Wisest- That depends on how well your machine works Zam.
-Zam- Don't worry it will work brilliantly just like me. (He went back to work.)
-Wisest- Of that I have no doubt. I love that kid. He and Amethyst are the best things about Julie's marriage.
-Hayley- But, my Wisest, you said you wanted all of us to be happy shouldn't Julie and Zim be counted in that category?
-Wisest- I guess they should. Maybe I will not ruin their next date. Now come on Hayley you were going to tell me what happened today.
-Hayley- Right well it all started when. Wait Broxholm does not know where I am.
-Wisest- Oh yes he does, I already called him.
-Broxholm on the Phone- And I want to hear what happened too so get on with it. I must know how amazing the plan worked.
-Hayley- Wait, did you plan it all with Zam?
-Broxholm- Nope, my plan ended the second you left the car. So tell me everything. I am itching to know.
-Wisest- Me to, so go ahead before Julie and Zim get done with their date.
-Hailey- Ok it all started with…
1 hour later.
-Hailey- And that is what happened.
-Zam- Auntie Liz I am done.
-Elizebeth- And to think that all happened while I was filing for a park drinking fountain. Hmm seems good but does it work? (She took out a stack of paperwork and the machine took care of it all.) Oh Zam, I knew you could do it.
-Zam- So mom and Dad don't have to know.
-Wisest- Of course they don't, now come on let's get home. (They flew home with paper work machine in hand. Zam drove, Wisest blind fold, and Hayley rode along.)
-Zam- Hayley where do you live we can drop you off then Auntie Liz can drive the rest of the way home. (He yawned.) I am tired.
-Wisest- And that way I will know where you live.
Hayley- Sure let me type in the address. (She did that and he dropped Hayley off at her house.)
-Wisest- See you later, Hayley. (They flew off for the Utopian Castle.) Well, we are back home and…
-Julie- Liz where have you and Zam been? I came to find you gone. Come on out with it, Rig won't tell me anything.
-Zim- Yes tell Zim where you took our smeet and ps Julie told me that you said I would not win well what do you think of this? (He held out a trophy that said 'Julie and Zim winners of couples laser quest!')
-Wisest- I think you bought it.
-Zim- What no they would not make those. They said I had to win it or else no trophy. I mean- we won. Skoodge and Tak lost. After so many tries. I mean we won end of story.
Wisest- How did you do that?
-Zam- Mom dad don't be mad at Auntie Liz she took me to a wonderful trash planet where I got to build an amazing machine for her, see. (He showed them the machine and what it did.)
-Zim- Aw Zam that is so clever. I love how much of a genius you are. Just like your amazing father. (Liz eye twitches.) You see Julie, I told you we had nothing to worry about.
-Julie- I guess so but… (He got into her arms)
-Zam- Come on mom, aren't you proud of me? Don't you like my new invention?
-Julie- Of course I do sweetheart. Now come on, your father wants to make us a victory meal. (She said picking him up and taking him to their ship)
-Zam- Yah! Can we have funnel cake?
-Julie- What is funnel cake?
-Zam- Allee showed it to me last time I went to earth please dad can't you learn how to make it?
-Zim- Of course Zim can do anything a filthy earth human can do and better. (They left.)
-Zam- Yah Amethyst will love trying it when she gets back from her date.
-Zim- What? She told me she was going to hang out with the Paige human. Amethyst! Come on Julie we must find that smeet.
-Julie- Zam you were supposed to keep that to yourself.
-Zim- You knew?
-Julie- Of course I did! Now come on Zim we are going home and you are not yelling at Amethyst remember you have humans to prove wrong. They mocked you.
-Zim- Right,right but first I am finding my other smeet. (They left.)
-Wisest- (She sighed in relief.) I am so glad that worked.
Setting 3 Amethyst Date.
She, Shadow, Max, Kierra and Sparks were enjoying themselves on the planet of the plantlonians. Amethyst was laying on Shadow in his dog form and Max and Kierra were curled up on a bean bag. They were all watching a movie.
-Amethyst- Thanks so much for helping out with this date plantalonians. (She said using her telepathy.)
-The Plantslonians- You are welcome, your highness, it is the least we could do for we put in the next movie?
-Amethyst- Sure. But first. Shadow this has been a wonderful date.
-Shadow- Yep there is one thing we could do to make it even more perfect.
-Amethyst- I know what that is. (She leaned in for a kiss. They kiss. Shadow turned to normal.)
-Shadow- Oh sorry I know how much you love my worm wolf fur but your kisses make me lose my concentration and…
-Amethyst- Shadow no matter what from you take I will always love you. (She kissed him some more.)
-Zim- AMETHYST! You lied to Zim. You are coming home right now young smeet.
-Amethyst- But I am taller than you and…
-Zim- I am still older than you, darn it and you are coming with me. (He grabbed her hand.) Now come on, I must make funnel cake.
-Amethyst- Sorry Shadow.
-Shadow- Don't worry about it. I had fun while it lasted.
The End