Hello readers! I hope you are having an amazing day!

This is the first time I am writing a fic involving Danmachi and JoJo! It's also my first time writing a crossover! And again, it's my first time writing a OneShot! So please go a little easy on me!

I've wanted to write a JoJo and Danmachi crossover for some time now. However, it's just that I have so little time. And my schedule will only get tighter as I approach college. So instead of writing a full story, I chose to do this OneShot. If you guys like it enough, maybe I'll turn it into a long story.

There is some extra info on the Author's Note at the bottom so please do check it out.

Without further ado, let's get straight into it!

I do not own JoJo's Bizarre Adventure or Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigetteiru Darou ka/ Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?/ Danmachi. They are the properties of Hirohiko Araki and Fujino Omori respectively.

Orario.

Orario was a city of wonder and dreams according to many. The city was famous for having members of many different races. Some examples are Elves, Cat People, Amazonesses, etc. It was also known for being the only city in the world that contained a dungeon within it. This led to many Gods and Goddesses descending from Heaven for entertainment purposes over the years.

The most common way a deity enjoyed themself in the lower world was by creating familias. Familias are groups of people led by a God or Goddess and they give their blessings or Falna to mortal beings. These mortal beings become adventurers who fight monsters in the dungeon to earn strength and wealth. They earn the latter by cashing in the monster stones and drop items they receive after killing the monsters it came from at The Guild. However, many of those who receive a falna choose to be a supporter. The role of a supporter was to carry things like monster stones, supplies, and drop items for the adventurers, who'd fight the monsters in the dungeon.

The Guild is an organization that manages familias and offers services to adventurers. The main purpose of The Guild is to manage monster threats in the dungeon. Other than that, they are mostly known for buying monster stones and assigning advisors to adventurers so they are well prepared before they leave for the dungeon. They also sell the beginner's kit to adventurers that are just starting out. Their branch in Orario is called the Pantheon. They also assign expeditions to the stronger familias and tax the ones that are capable of paying the amount due to their high earnings.

Most familias were exploration-type familias in Orario, which meant that adventurers and supporters within them mainly focused on adventuring through the dungeon to earn excelia. Excelia was earned through the actions of those that received a Falna. Most adventurers earned excelia by killing monsters in the dungeon. Earning enough excelia allowed one to level up their status and become stronger with the aid of the deity that offered them their blessing. It takes years for someone to reach a level where they could be considered a 'High-Class Adventurer'. Exploring the dungeon wasn't what all familias did. There were some familias who relied on medicinal needs and creating potions, business, and smithing for their income.

All of the adventurers received an increase to the status of their basic abilities when given a Falna. However, there were some who had the ability to use magic and rare skills, the latter chosen by the deity they get their blessings from. Elves were known for having a high affinity for being able to use magic. But, if one uses their magic to the absolute limit, they get hit with Mind Down. Mind Down is the state when an adventurer becomes oblivious to all of his surroundings due to the depletion of their mana in their Magical Energy container.

The Loki Familia and Freya Familia are known for being the strongest familias in the city. The Dian Cecht Familia is known for its medical priorities and the Hephaestus Familia is known for creating some of the best weapons for adventurers. Being from different familias doesn't stop adventurers from forming parties, where they work together to earn excelia and currency. It also doesn't stop them from spending time together outside of the dungeon if allowed by their Gods or Goddesses. For example, having dinner together at an inn.

The murmurs and noises of people could be heard inside a two-story building, located on the western side of the city. The building had many tables and seating arrangements for its customers. People knew the establishment as the Hostess of Fertility, one of the best pubs in the area. The owner is a semi-retired adventurer named Mia Grand. Waitresses could be seen in green knee-length and full-sleeved dresses under white aprons. They were taking orders, serving food, and bringing back empty trays with smiles on their faces and the politeness you would expect as a customer. The building was bustling with noise as a large number of people used this time to relax. Since it was nighttime, most of the customers were adventurers, who looked to enjoy themselves after a hard day at work.

But Orario was fated to be greeted by one of the most unique individuals that set their foot in the city. And that individual's journey would have its starting point. The person in question entered the pub nonchalantly. They either didn't notice or chose to ignore some of the attention they received at their appearance.

Mia Grand, also called Mama Mia by many, stopped what she was doing to look in front of her. Someone, who looked very young and was of average height, was approaching. And the way they dressed was quite… interesting.

Their white hair in the back was tied into a braided tail that reached above the middle of the back. The hair on the right side of the front was cut a bit shorter than the hair in the back. It was left loose and swayed to the right to make sure the vision of their ruby red eyes wasn't blocked. Their outfit on their lower half was a pair of slim black pants and baby pink boots. The person's outfit on the top half was a baby pink jacket, that only reached to where the belly buttons should be, over a tight-fitting black tank top. However, on the chest of the tank top was a heart-shaped opening that had baby pink outlines. The fit was finished with baby pink lipstick on their bottom lip. If one were to remove the lipstick, their face would turn out to be very innocent.

Mia didn't know what to think of the human in front of her. The Dwarf's curiosity rose as she kept her gaze on the newcomer.

"Oi, stranger? What're you just standing there for? Either order food or get out! Don't waste my time and keep my customers from paying!" she howled at the person.

"S-Sorry for the intrusion, but would you happen to need anyone for a job at the moment?" The soft voice of the person was enough for some of the curious ones to be baffled at the human's gender. Most of them figured he was a man but liked to add a feminine touch to his style while a few thought that the person was a woman from the start.

"Listen, kid. I only hire waitresses. Only women! Unless you want to put on a maid uniform and join my girls?" the former adventurer smirked as her comment drew a couple of snickers and laughs from the ones that were paying attention to them.

"I, Bell Cranel, have a dream. And that dream requires me to earn enough currency to take care of myself. Which means to be here. So in order to follow my dream, I'll accept those conditions, ma'am," the young human, who revealed himself to be Bell Cranel, spoke with conviction and determination as he put his hand on the heart-shaped opening. Before he received any response, a male voice made itself known from behind him.

"Move, girlie! I need to pay and get back to sleep early!" The male voice belonged to a Racoon Demi-Human adventurer of tall stature. He tried to get Bell out of his way by giving a shove on his shoulder. The white-haired young man was able to keep his balance despite the unexpected action from the bigger adventurer.

What happened next managed to catch the attentive people in the pub off guard. As soon as the Racoon Demi-Human took a step after shoving the younger guy, he lost his balance and dropped face-first into the ground. Howls of laughter gained volume at his fall. The ones that didn't laugh were baffled since the way he fell was only possible if someone were to lightly shove him from the back. Mia Grand was one of them as she narrowed her eyes at the two males.

"Sir, are you alright?" Bell crouched down to the man and asked him in a concerned and polite manner. He offered his hand to the Demi-Human to help pick him up. The man picked his head up from the ground and glared at the younger kid, prompting him to take his offered hand back.

"I don't need your help, you stupid bitch! You were the one who pushed me from behind, huh? You're dead!" he started to slowly get back up to address Bell.

"You're incorrect, sir adventurer. My hand never touched you at all. You can ask the witnesses here if you'd like," the white-haired man smiled as he explained his reasoning while standing back up. If one were to look closely, they would notice a tiny movement happening in Bell's shoulder for a couple of seconds.

"Shut your lying ass up! I know someone pushed me! I felt that shit in my back!" The Racoon Demi-Human claimed as he fully stood up. He then began to shorten the distance between him and the young man. Before he got close enough, a sudden chill down his spine halted him from his next course of action. Turning around, he looked at the threatening glare of Mama Mia, which was directed at none other than him.

"You start something here, and I'll make sure to send you out of commission for months! Now pay up and get out!" The Demi-Human chose the safer option and paid his bill before quickly scurrying out.

"And you, brat!" Bell looked at the female dwarf at her shout.

"After hearing your speech earlier, I'm impressed! Say… you know how to cook?" she questioned him. His blank face suddenly gained a smile at the implication of her question.

"Y-Yes, ma'am! Although my culinary skills might not be the best, I am confident in my abilities," the white-haired teen spoke firmly.

"Is that right? All right. Wait till we close the shop. You can sit here until then. If you ain't ordering anything and then a new customer comes in while all the seats are taken, I better see you give it up to them. Got it?" her order was replied with a nod from Bell. After that was done, the people who watched the fiasco until the end returned to their meals and conversations and the waitresses went back to fully focusing on their tasks.

It's been a couple of minutes since the whole talk with Mama Mia ended. Bell was patiently waiting in the corner until it was time for him to do whatever the pub owner wanted him to. It most likely involved cooking since she did ask him if he knew how to do it or not. Bell was here for the job since almost all of the money he saved up back in his village ended up being spent after a week in Orario. The main reason for his money running out that quickly was that he still hasn't been able to join a familia.

The fact that no familia wanted him due to his skinny build was slightly disheartening. This led him to think about getting a job and earning some money first to take care of himself until he tried applying to join familias sometime in the future. What he needed the most now was Valis. And what better way to do it than working on a job that involved one of his hobbies? Cooking had become a piece of cake for him since he cooked a lot with one of his childhood friends back in his village. That specific thought started to bring some bad memories to his head but fortunately, that was interrupted by a feminine voice.

"Welcome to Hostess of Fertility! Would you like to make an order?" the young male looked at the owner of the voice. It was one of the waitresses with cat ears. The Cat Person had black hair and green eyes as she kept smiling at him.

"Ah…Hi! U-Umm… would you be kind enough to tell me what is the cheapest thing on your menu?" he requested. The Cat Person giggled before giving him an answer.

"Well… that would be a glass of water," she informed him.

"I see. And after that?" he asked.

"A cup of black tea," she replied.

"Tea, huh? Let's say I order a cup of tea with a small loaf of bread. Would the price be low?" the waitress took a look at the prices afterwords.

"Well, the amount would be equivalent to the sixth cheapest item on the menu," she let him know.

"Thank you very much for your aid, dear Cat Person. I'd like to get a cup of tea and a small loaf of bread," the female wrote down his order before looking at him once again with a smile.

"Please wait a couple of minutes until your tea and bread are ready!" she told him before walking away.

Bell had begun waiting for his meal if it could even be called that, and looked around to observe his surrounding. The number of people that were here right now seemed a bit less than then the number of them when he entered the pub. It was most likely due to it getting late at night. A few people would send curious glances in his direction before going back to minding their own business. In instinct, Bell suddenly turned around. He was met with the face of one of the other waitresses that worked here. Her face was very close to his own. He couldn't help but get slightly flustered at the predicament.

"...Boo," the bluish silver-haired girl's attempt to jumpscare him only resulted in a mere whisper. Her face gained a shade of crimson before she moved away from the male's personal space.

"I-I do have pretty good senses of my surrounding, h-haha…" he stated in a quiet voice. Her silver eyes stared at him for a moment before the color of her face returned to normal and she beamed at him.

"Mou! I wanted to catch you off guard!" she let out a cute pout as Bell tried to ignore the feeling of having his soul stared at when the human girl kept her gaze on him for a bit. Anything like that should be enough to make him alert. However, he believed that he must've been having delusions due to his lack of sleep over the past couple of days. Shaking his head to gather his focus, he smiled at the waitress.

"Guess you were a little too late," he chuckled.

"Would you like to order anything?" Bell responded by shaking his head.

"I already did. Still, thank you for asking," he offered his words of gratitude to the woman.

"Oh? That sucks! I wanted to take your order in case you wanted something but I can't lose stress over it. Anyways, I'm Syr Flova! Nice to meet you!" Syr introduced

"Likewise. As you might've learned earlier, I'm Bell Cranel," he politely returned the gesture.

"I have a question if you would be willing to answer it," after receiving a nod, Syr proceeded.

"What is your dream, Bell?" he was slightly surprised at her usage of his first name already despite the fact that they introduced themselves to each other probably not even a minute ago.

"I, Bell Cranel, have the dream of becoming a hero someday in the future," Bell put his hand on the bare part of his chest as he stated his dream.

"Oh, you want to be an adventurer? Then why do want to work here? Shouldn't you join a familia?" Syr inquired. The question made Bell smile sadly while looking down.

"I did apply to many familias. However, they either outright rejected my request or told me that they weren't accepting any applications. As of now, my funds are close to becoming empty. So I chose to find a job to at least sustain myself financially," The teen explained to the waitress, who gained a look of sympathy after hearing his story.

"Oh, Bell! I'm so sorry to hear that!" The teen shook his head in the negative at her words.

"It's alright. You have nothing to be sorry for. And once I save up enough Valis, my quest for joining a familia would be restarted and then I shall work towards achieving my dream," his future plan brought a smile to Syr's face.

"You can do it! I believe in you!" Syr's words of encouragement made Bell feel warm and happy. His stay in the city of 'wonder and dreams' as some people called it had been nothing but shitty ever since he entered Orario.

"Thank you, Ms. Flova. Your words mean a lot," Bell smiled at the silver-haired waitress, who returned his smile with one of her own.

"You're welcome! Bell, I had a question about your outfit if you don't mind me asking," the white-haired male looked at the girl with curiosity.

"Why do you have such a… feminine style?" she asked him. When Bell didn't answer her as he was deep in thought, Syr began to get worried about how she might've caused him to feel uneasy.

"W-Wait! I'm sorry if I made you upset!" Syr's apology managed to bring Bell back from his deep thinking.

"N-No no no, you're fine. I'm not angry. In fact, I used to hate these kinds of getups. Now, I'm just used to it. I dress like this to honor one of my childhood friends. She liked to dress me up when I was younger. Her favorite color was baby pink. She even taught me how to cook. When the older children in my village made fun of me, she was always there to offer me her support. Sadly, she passed away a couple of years ago, a couple of months after the demise of my grandfather. I made some changes to the way I dressed ever since. It helps me remember the memories of the time we spent and cherished together. It reminds me to be grateful to her for helping me become the person I am today," as Bell continued his reflection, a look of forlornness formed on his face. Syr's eyes glazed with unshed tears after Bell finished his story.

"Aww! You're about to make me cry, Bell! I'm so sorry you had to go through those tough times!" Bell sent her a look of being pleased. He really appreciated Syr's company.

"Please do not cry. I'd feel terrible if you end up crying because of me. And thanks to you for taking your time to listen to me, my heart feels a lot lighter than it did before. My mind has been eased a bit. Sharing these thoughts helped me feel like that," Bell cleared it up for the waitress, who nodded with a radiant expression.

Before another word was uttered between the two, the sound of dishes made itself known. Bell looked down to see a warm cup of tea and a loaf of bread. He took a few seconds to look to his right and left to find the Cat Person that took his order. His effort was fruitless. But out of nowhere, he felt a hand grabbing a handful of his bottom. He also felt another hand slowly rub the part of his chest that was bare due to the opening his black tank top had around the area.

"C-C-Chloe!" Syr's face flushed as she loudly called out the name of the perpetrator, who was the same waitress that Bell had been waiting for.

"P-Please release your hold on me. I-I-I beg you," Bell appealed to the cat person, who only giggled. She let out a sigh of satisfaction when Bell couldn't help but release a quiet moan at her actions.

"Nyaaa! That rump of yours is as bountiful as I expected! I've been eyeing that cake ever since you came in! Your skin feels so good to touch! Nyaaahhh! Please keep making more of those sounds, Bell!" Chloe voiced her thoughts. Her deed managed to catch the attention of some of the remaining customers. Most just tried to ignore her and Bell while a few kept looking with the feeling of jealousy.

The trapped teen had no way to get out of her grasp. In his mind, the only thing that was left to do was utilize his gift. Before he could get started on it, his savior appeared in the form of Mama Mia, who used a pan to hit the girl on the back of her head. This forced the cat person to drop to the ground and hold her head in pain.

"It hurtsss!" she complained.

"I don't give a damn! Stop harassing our customers! Syr is the one that has a break! Not you! Get back to work! RIGHT NOW!" the scolding of the former adventurer was enough to make the cat girl get up and rush out of the scene. The entire ordeal left Bell panting and whispering words of gratitude to Mama Mia, who just sighed at the antics of one of her workers.

After the whole trouble with Chloe, Syr made sure to carefully look over the new customer of Hostess of Fertility. Bell assured her that everything was fine but she still insisted on checking him over. He was able to drink the tea and have his bread in peace following that. Still, he caught Chloe sending him looks with a mischievous grin a couple of times while she took and brought orders to the customers. Bell shuddered under her gaze but managed to keep himself calm. He didn't want to imagine how it would've continued had Mama Mia not intervened in time.

One thing he remembered to do right after he was saved from the cat person's clutches was apologizing to Syr. The fact that Syr was able to converse with him for some time even though she was a waitress never crossed his mind. He was too into his reminiscence to remember that she might have orders to take. And when he learned that Syr actually spent her break with him instead of resting, he felt really bad. He apologized to the human waitressed but she convinced him that he did nothing wrong and she actually wanted to talk to him. Her desire to willingly spend some time talking with him even though he was a complete stranger made Bell feel a lot better and grateful for running into such a nice girl.

Time went by quickly as the number of customers in the pub decreased and decreased. Eventually, the magic-powered lights that were outside of the building were deactivated. The door was shut and the waitresses began cleaning the entire room. Chloe tried to get close to him but the elf waitress and the other human waitress besides Syr always managed to halt her advances. After they were done, they flipped the chairs over and put them on the tables. Bell then noticed a third cat person in the establishment. She had a white chef's uniform on and a cap over her, which must have holes on top of it since her cat ears were visible even with it on. Hearing some conversation among the females, he learned that the new cat person's name is May.

Mama Mia appeared in front of the girls that finished cleaning up and putting everything away. She ordered all of them to sit down on the refectory tables, even the chef.

"Oi brat!" Bell looked up to see that the owner of the pub was addressing him. She was motioning him to come forward, which he did with slight apprehension. Even though he had a good idea of what he might be asked to do, he still felt a little cautious.

"Alright! Now it's time for you to be tested! Cook us something with tomatoes in it!" at the mention of the ingredient, he already began thinking of the dishes he could prepare with the red fruit.

"There's a catch though!" the dwarf stated before lifting a bag of something and offering it to Bell, who reluctantly grabbed the bag. The terrible stench was enough for him to know but he still looked inside the bag, which had a bunch of tomatoes that had already seen better days. Some of the waitresses were also trying to avoid the odor by holding their hands over their noses.

"You gotta use these tomatoes, brat! Still think you can make anything edible using these?" the massive woman grinned at him. Bell began to get worried since these tomatoes cannot be used to make anything that's edible. The rest of the occupants in the room could notice his tension as he still had yet to answer Mama Mia. Bell kept looking around frantically until an object on the ground near the kitchen door caught his interest. He noticed that from their angles, as long as no one got up to check on him while he cooked, they won't be able to see the bag. The nervousness that he had suddenly vanished as a look of determination appeared on his face.

"Any dish with tomatoes, correct? If so, then I accept," he spoke confidently, catching Mama Mia off guard.

"Heh. Alright. But remember! We gotta be able to actually eat it! Plus you rotten tomatoes here! So be careful…" she warned him as he put on a spare apron hanging on a hook that was attached to the door of the kitchen.

A few minutes following his entrance to the kitchen, he could faintly hear Mama Mia chastising Chloe for her reckless behavior today. He also heard Syr saying that she wanted him to work here. However, Mama Mia crushed her hopes when she said that he won't be able to work here if his dish isn't at least average. Plus adding the mandatory usage of rotten tomatoes only managed to lower his chances of getting a job here. However, the women outside of the kitchen weren't aware of Bell's 'gift'.

Making sure that the ladies were occupied with his sense of hearing, Bell made a small cut in his palm, effectively bringing the crimson liquid out. After waiting to let a couple of drops hit the ground, Bell willed his 'gift' to activate. His body suddenly gained a golden hue as he took a deep breath.

'GOLD EXPERIENCE!' he mentally yelled as a humanoid figure suddenly appeared behind him. Its body was entirely golden and was filled with green accessories that looked like ladybugs, including its eyes. The figure automatically crouched down and let its clenched fist hit the drops of blood. The blood suddenly transformed into a swarm of ants. The ants began marching out of the kitchen and went all the way to the bag that caught his attention earlier. He noticed a small tomato on the ground and the bag nearby was almost filled to the brim. They were filled with young and tiny tomatoes that still had a lot of time to grow. If a bunch of them went missing, it wouldn't be noticeable at all.

Completely unbeknownst to the women that were sitting in the front, the swarm of ants divided themselves into groups. The groups of ants entered the bag and retraced their way back to the white-haired teenager. To make sure he didn't raise suspicion and made one of them come to the kitchen, he was cooking his bacon to make himself seem busy. Once the groups of the insect reunited back at the starting point, they formed into a swarm again. And then instantly, they turned back into the drops of blood they were earlier.

The humanoid figure from earlier made its appearance again after Bell mentally shouted 'Gold Experience'. It then lightly punched the tiny tomatoes that were brought to Bell by his ants. The tomatoes then began to grow until Bell ordered the figure to stop when he noticed that they were perfectly ripened. The figure then punched the rotten tomatoes that were still in the bag. These then began to decay until only their dried husks remained. Satisfied with his work, he dismissed his 'gift' and focused on cutting the artificially developed tomatoes. The smirk on his face was refusing to leave due to his risky plan's success.

"I finished," the teenager announced as he brought the freshly made dish in front of the waiting women. It took him a little over an hour to be done. The fragrance of the dish managed to shock everyone, especially Mama Mia, who expected him to fail because of the tomatoes. The dish not only smelled good, but it also looked very appetizing.

"This is Tomato Pasta Bake with Bacon. Please try it as soon as possible," Bell requested. Each of them got a bit of his creation on their plate and hesitantly took a bite.

The looks of satisfaction and happiness from one bite of Bell's food were enough to let him know that he did it.

"Nyaa! So good!" the brown-haired cat person, who he learned was named Anya, commented.

"Adding the sliced bacon only amplified the taste!" The other human that worked in the pub besides Syr added on as she enjoyed her bite.

"The tomatoes taste so fresh!" Syr gushed out.

"It's as if they were just plucked out of the garden while being perfectly ripe," the elf stated.

"You'll be the perfect hubby material nyaa!" Chloe winked at him as she ate his dish.

"Mama, can we hire him as my assistant chef?" May requested the owner.

"Don't know how you did it, but you pass. Obviously, you're not as good as May, but under her tutelage, you can become a great chef," Mama Mia finally spoke.

"D-Does that mean…?" Bell received a smirk from Mia before he even finished asking his question.

"Tomorrow at 8 AM sharp. Any later and you'll be getting punished. Welcome to the Hostess of Fertility as a staff member! And congrats on being the first man that I ever hired," Grinned Mama Mia.

"T-Thank you! And I am glad you enjoyed to food!" Bell bowed in the direction of the ladies, who only smiled at him.

The humanoid figure from earlier appeared again and manifested itself to the left of the white-haired young man. It stood perpendicular to its activator's position and put one hand on its hip. No one except the smirking Bell could see the thing posing with flamboyance as the women kept eating his dish.*

Author's Notes:

Hope you guys enjoyed the OneShot!

*Basically the pose Gold Experience Requiem does when Giorno awakens it.

Some you were probably able to tell which JoJo Bell was going to be influenced by from around the beginning. I hope I didn't make him too out of character and the reasons behind his stylish clothes made sense.

I feel like I kind of rushed the ending. If you have any suggestions to make changes to the ending, feel free to leave a review. The same goes for any plot holes or grammatical errors you'd like to point out!

Those among you that are Highschool DxD fans, Oregairu fans, or basketball, you can check out my other stories. (Sorry for shamelessly advertising my other works!)

That's all! Thank you for reading and please take care!