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Chapter 29
Man, I hate this fucking market. If Miroku wasn't the worst at picking this shit out, I wouldn't have bothered but what Kagome wants Kagome gets and she wants oranges. Oh, can't be just any oranges. Oh no. It has to be those specific stupid fucking oranges that smell a certain stupid fucking type of way or else she won't eat it. I tried to pick oranges from a tree. Took most of the day to go get them too. They say they grow on trees but they don't tell you where. But fuck, even if I had to travel at least they're free but oh no, those just make her turn green. I mean, this late in the game I can't really just stop getting them for her even if that means I'm having to leave the village more often to get things to trade for these stupid fucking orange pieces of shit. Shit that's expensive as fuck by the way. Stupid woman. Don't care what she says I'm planting a fucking tree so next time she's pregnant, I'm prepared. Knowing her it'll probably be some other fucking thing she wants and then we'll have a damn orange tree that probably won't even grow any fucking oranges and just sit there looking ugly and as I'm the farthest thing from a farmer it'll probably die and then I'll be the one digging it up. Maybe I'll just save myself the trouble.
The biggest bullshit of all is that I keep having to send Miroku over to barter with people to get these damn things while I hang out on the edge like some weird creeper. Some people will trade with me directly but most won't. At least they haven't run me out of town yet. Kagome is never coming here without me. I don't trust these assholes not to attack her and I especially don't want her bringing the kid. Not until it can protect itself anyway and even then, not happening.
"INUYASHA! INUYASHA!"
Wait, is that Shippo? Hey it is Shippo. That's weird. What's he…
Wait...
If he's come all this way that must mean…
FUCK THIS! I GOTTA GO!