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Chapter 37
"Oyaji, where do babies come from?"
Nooooooooooooooo.
"Go ask Mama."
Please. Please for the love of all that is holy, go ask Kagome you little...
"No, I wanna ask you."
Of course she wants to ask me. Oh fucking dammit. Why me?!
"Uh, so..."
Shit, okay so big parenting moment.
Lie your ass off or tell her the truth.
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
I go with...you know what? Fuck it. I'm not going to lie to her.
"So...sometimes,uh, when mommies and daddies love each other they..."
"Does this have to do with those noises you guys make sometimes?"
Oh my god, no. I don't want to ask but...
"Uh, what noises, kid?"
"Well, sometimes you guys make noises when you think I'm asleep and you give Mama really long hugs."
Oh my god, this cannot be happening. Please tell me this isn't real.
"That's, uh...that's where babies come from, I guess."
Leave it at that. Please, please leave it at that.
"From hugs?"
Oh god, soooo... to lie or not to lie?
"Sure...from, uh, special hugs."
"And noises?"
OH MY GOD!