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Chapter 63
Oh my gods, they're so pathetic. The way they're whimpering and moaning while their little cheeks are all flushed and they're staring up at me like they know I did something wrong. They get that from their mother. If they felt well enough to stand, they'd have their little hands on their hips just like her. Just...damn. It's not a crime to refuse to sing to my kids. It's not. They don't know even know that's an option on the table. They just want to stare at my with their tiny little accusatory stares like they know I'm holding back on them...which I'm not. I honestly haven't sung for anyone in more than a century. I might make their tiny ears bleed and then where would we be?
Ah shit, who am I kidding? So...so maybe I sing to them this once. It's not like anyone else is ever going to hear it. So long as the twins keep it to themselves...yeah, that ain't gunna happen. They're gunna tell all their little friends and probably everyone in the village that Daddy sung to them...but is that such a bad thing? Yes? No? Maybe? Swallow my pride for a few minutes to make my poor pathetic spawn feel comforted and loved? I mean...I used to love it but that was when my mother sung to me. Why doesn't Kagome just sing to them instead? Why does it have to be me? Stupid woman. I know she can sing. She sang at that school thing that one time in front of everybody. Why doesn't she just sing to them instead? This is a trap. She's going to record me doing it or something.
Ugh, okay that final pathetic whimper is the last straw. Fine. I'll sing to you little shits but don't think I'm gunna make a habit of it. This is a one time only show and it ain't never happening again, got that?