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Chapter 69
"I want a tail like Oyaji's"
What the fuck!? I don't have a tail.
"Oi! I don't have a tail!"
"Yes you do! Between your legs. I want one."
Oh my god, no.
"You can't have one. You're a girl."
"But I want one! I want a tail!"
Oh god. How do I explain this...
"It's not a tail. It's, uh...boys have one."
Please don't make me explain this kid. Please. Please don't.
Oh god, here comes the tantrum.
"I want one! I want one! I want one!"
Kagome god dammit stop laughing.
As if this wasn't awkward enough.
"Its not a tail. Its, uh, called a...oh god...a..."
Kagome please save me here. Don't make me say it.
Stupid bitch. You're gunna make me say it, aren't you?
"It's called a...a penis. Boys, uh, have..."
"That! I want a penis then."
OH MY GOD!
Like what the hell do I say to that?!
Kagome! SAVE ME PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
"You...uh..."
Oh my god. She looks so determined.
"Boys have one, girls just...they can't."
"Then I want to be a boy then!"
Fuck me. She isn't gunna let this go is she?
Dammit Izayoi! Why do you gotta be such a little shit?
But you know what? Who am I to crush her dreams?
Fuck it. Here goes nothing.
"You can, uh, be whatever you want."
"Thanks Oyaji. I wanna be just like you. I'm gunna have a penis."
That is...both really sweet and totally fucked up.
Eh, she'll forget about it in like a day.
I hope.
But - to be honest - I'd probably love her anyway...
Even if she got a tail one day.
Oh god, when did I get so soft?!