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Chapter 77
"My friend, there is an extermination I need assistance with but it will take several days. Would you be able to accompany me or should I decline?"
Oh yes. Yes. PLEASE. Please take me on an overnight extermination. For the love of all things holy, please, please, please take me with you. I can actually sleep. I can fucking sleep!
"Yeah I should be able to get away. I'll have Kagome and the girls go to her era while I'm gone."
I need to stop saying her era. This is her era. She's been doing real well with it too so I got no excuse to still be saying that. Still, oh my god, a nap sounds like a dream. I want to cry right now I am so happy and I never cry. Never.
"She'll, uh, stay with her mom. Let me just talk to her first and I'll get back with ya."
Sleep. I get to sleep and get paid. I used to hate leaving. I still don't like leaving but, I mean, SLEEP! Oh. Kagome is going to go see her mom. I don't care what she says. Shit, I'll let her take a few days off too when I get back but fuck, I need some sleep. This is the best thing ever. Just need to find Kagome. Oh, don't giggle like a little girl. Keep it together man. Just act like you normally do. Calm. Okay, maybe not calm. That's suspicious. Collected. Apathetic. Maybe even act annoyed that you have to go. Don't let her know this is a dream come true. She'll rip you a new one.
Stop grinning.
Stop. Fucking. Grinning.
STOP GRINNING!
She'll see you idiot! She'll know!
"So Miroku has an extermination but it'll take a few days. Uh, why don't you, uh, visit your mom with the girls?"
Shit. She's onto me. I know that look.
"A few days, huh?"
"Yeah, uh, no more than three."
Well, it was a nice dream while it...
"Go ahead but I get the same amount of days all to myself when you get back."
Oh thank god!
"Deal."