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Chapter 79
I swear. All I said was for them to pick up the crap in their room. That's it. Yeah, so maybe I shouldn't have said the word 'crap' but Kagome's on her vacation. What she doesn't know won't hurt her and...and they already curse anyway so I don't see the harm in it. But literally that's all I said. I don't think that's a good enough reason for either twin to be screaming like I'm trying to murder them and refusing to even go inside the house anymore. I'm way out of my element here. I need a more adult adult. A more experienced parent. A better parent. Anyone but me.
"Come back inside! I'll even help you clean dammit. Just come back inside."
"No!"
"Don't make me spank you guys. I will."
"NO! THERE'S CRABS IN THERE!"
Ah. That's the issue. They think there's crabs. They think I said crabs. The world makes sense again.
"No, there's not crabs in your room. Its just messy. Why don't you..."
Uh oh. Not the Kagome stance. This isn't good.
"NO! WE ARE NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER..."
Oh god no...
How the hell are they so in unison right now?
"EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER..."
"You two need to..."
"EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER..."
"STOP! I'LL...I'LL SPANK YOU!"
"EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER..."
How the hell do I get them to stop!?
"EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER..."
You know what, fuck it.
"SANGO! I NEED BACKUP!"