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Chapter 83
"She's adorable. Are you the father?"
What type of bullshit is that? Of course I'm the father. What? Just because the little shit has black hair means she can't be mine?! She has my fucking eyes you dumb bitch! I mean, damn. I mean I really don't get that kinda comment in this era. People change their hair color all the fucking time! It's the easiest excuse in the damn world but I've never had anyone assume that one of my brats wasn't mine. Fucking tourists. Anyway….
"Yes I'm the father. Who the hell did ya think I was?"
"But you're so young. Are the others yours too!? I thought they were your siblings. How old are you?"
Well see now I feel like a dick and…wait, shit, how old should I say I am?! I mean, how old do I look? Twenty or so, maybe and Izayoi looks about six so I'd've been fourteen? That's not a good answer. Not here anyway. So... I should go older, right? Yeah. Older.
"I'm thirty."
Yeah, that seems reasonable. Good job.
"Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry. Do they all have the same mother? They're all so different."
SERIOUSLY?!
"Oi! There's nothing wrong with how they are and yes they have the same mother! If you got a problem with it get the hell out!"
"Well I never! How rude! I need to speak with your supervisor about this young man!"
Oh so I'm the one being rude you old bat?! I'm rude!?
"Keh. Sucks to be you. I don't even work here. Enjoy the shrine."
Also known as code for eat shit and die.