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Chapter 91

"TA DA!"

What the hell is that? Why would I want that?! Of all the crazy ass…

"What is it?"

It looks like a god damn rock. What the…

"It's called a smart phone! For when we're on the other side of the well? You can play games and listen to music and take pictures…."

Oh god, what fresh hell is this?!

I've gotten better. A lot better. I've figured out how to use all the appliances in her house. The subway to take the kids to school the 'normal' way. We have those little things to take pictures. And what fucking music am I going to be listening to anyway!? I don't even like music to be honest. God but she looks so proud of herself and that shit looks expensive. Wait….how the fuck did she pay for this?

"Where did you get the money for this?"

"Well, I've been burying stuff near the well – you know to make sure it, uh, ages – and selling it at antique fairs while the kids are at school. That way we aren't using up all Mama's money to buy things anymore. I've saved up a bunch of money and one day we'll be able to send the kids to college without having to worry."

That's….that's actually pretty smart. Wish there was a way to get magic money on this side. Shit, we already have four brats, one more on the way and…and….I'm very seriously considering never having sex again. Ever.

"Besides, I figure once they get old enough they'll want to start going out with their friends on that side and dating and…."

"Why the fuck do you think that? Izayoi doesn't really have friends on that side. She spends all her time with him."

"Well maybe one day they'll get married. Wouldn't that be so perfect!? Oh and then we'll all officially be family! I do think he likes her and he's a good boy. Takes after Sango thank god."

"She's fucking ten Kagome. Ten. In four years or less she'll stop growing and he'll keep going. What then?"

"Mating bond? Anyway, they're both so young it won't matter anyway. Maybe they'll just be friends forever. Besides, in this era getting married that young is perfectly acceptable. And that young, it's not like you can really fall in love anyway."

Wait…what is that supposed to mean? Doesn't she…I mean…yeah we've been fighting a lot but…but does she regret….does she not…

"You were fifteen when we met and you loved me."

"Oh Inuyasha. I didn't mean….it's just….our story is different. No one in the history of the world has a story like ours. I loved you back then and I still love you now. That's never going to change."

Forgive me if that doesn't make me feel better. I mean, sometimes it feels like all we do is fight. And sometimes it's fucking fantastic. But I don't like how she phrased that. With such conviction too. Know what? Changing the subject. Not even going to go there. No point. She

"So, uh, this thing takes pictures?"

"Yeah! You've been working so hard recently so I thought you deserved something special. I also planned a date for us. Mama said she'll watch the kiddos."

What is this all about? Why is she trying to kiss my ass? Something's up.

"A date?"

"Yeah! There's this museum exhibit I think you're gunna love. Trust me. And a new ramen place. What's a good date without ramen, right?"

Yeah, somethings definitely up. What is she up to now? Also go me for knowing what a museum is. Thanks school field trips.

"What's at this museum?"

"You'll see! I know you have that exorcism tomorrow so I figure we can go once you get back!"

Aw. She's so excited. I haven't seen her this excited in a while.

Well, maybe this'll be good.

We have been fighting a lot recently.

It'll be good to just have 'us time' as she puts it.

Now how the hell do I use this piece of shit she got me.