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Chapter 92

'So if you will come this way….'

So far all that's been on this god damn tour is bullshit. Pure and utter bullshit filled with naked fat people and fruit and weird squares. Why the hell did Kagome think I'd like this shit? This is the exact opposite of something I'd like. I could be doing literally anything else. Anything. I'd take fighting ogre the size of a skyscraper over….

'…miko appeared to be slain by her love who desired the jewel but….'

Wait. I missed something. And Kagome is looking at me with that big shit grin. What….

'So the god, the miko, the slayer and the monk continued….'

Wait! This is….this our story?! We're in a museum! And I'm a GOD! According to this dumbass I'm a fucking god. Holy fucking….

'The battle was long and well fought but ultimately the unlikely group prevailed. Unfortunately, however, as does tend to happen when the divine….'

Will you listen to him?

Me.

Divine.

This is….this is the most amazing, most ridiculous fucking thing I've ever…

'….and the mortal meet in legend there is no happy ending. The miko was slain in battle and the God went to the underworld to get her back but he never found her again. It is a legend of friendship, of love and of good overcoming evil. And so in this room you will find art from that period depicting their battles and hardship rumored to be created by those villagers that were saved by the unlikely group. This traveling exhibit is….'

PEOPLE CREATED ART ABOUT US?! I'M FUCKING FAMOUS! AND A GOD! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THIS IS….this is….WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK?! I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT! WHAT THE...

BITCH DON'T LAUGH!

'Inuyasha, look! I think that's supposed to be you. I didn't realize your ears were, uh, so big. And why are you so short? You know, I think they merged you with Shippo.'

Oh come on it's not that funny.

Okay….that one is kinda funny. Why am I glowing? Am I glowing in that one? What's wrong with me?

Oh…look at that….that looks….

'This was the one I saw on the internet. It's us Inuyasha. It's our family. Well, except for that one. Otherwise the ages seem right…'

there's a little boy.

THERE'S A LITTLE BOY!

THAT MEANS….

'Ah, I see you're admiring that piece. I'm sure you noticed that one doesn't match the legend. There are several further back that follow the same theme. Historians on the subject tend to believe it was a form of worship to appease the god with images of what could have been.'

'Hear that Kagome? I'm a god.'

'Your names are Kagome and Inuyasha! How absolutely delightful! You must be familiar with the legend, of course, even before coming here.'

'So familiar it's almost like we lived it.'

'Inuyasha!'

'What? It's true.'

'You can't just say that!'

'I can say whatever I want! I'm a god!'

'Well, uh, I have many other visitors to attend to. Enjoy the exhibit!'