BLITZO- HELLUVA BOSS
INTRO
A portal opens up and Blitz walks out of it, grinning smugly. "Bring it, bitch." he smirks as he lights up a cigar.
OUTRO
Blitz aims his gun at the head of the opponent and shoots him/her in the face. We then cut to him in his office, lighting up a cigar while counting money.
FATALITY
Blitz first shoots his opponent's legs off. As they crawl away in pain, Blitz stabs their hands, pinning them to the ground. He then jumps up and pulls out his "MY DICK" bazooka and fires down onto them, blowing his opponents up.
CHARACTER INTERACTIONS
Erron Black
1. Blitzo: Clint Eastwood called, he wants his wardrobe back.
Erron Black: He ain't got shit on this.
Blitzo: But he's got a bounty on your head, dipshit.
2. Blitzo: You killed Kano!
Erron Black: Nothing personal. Just in it for the money.
Blitzo: I was gonna get that money first!
3. Erron Black: How fast is your hand?
Blitzo: (smirking) Stolas said it's the fastest hand on his di-
Erron Black: Finish that and you'll see how fast mine is.
Kano
1. Kano: Blimey, you're a ugly fuck.
Blitzo: And you're a eyesight.
Kano: Oh, yeah. That's original.
2. Blitzo: You terminator ripping off asswipe!
Kano: What's got your horns up your ass?
Blitzo: You drank my last beer, dick!
3. Kano: We could've made great business, mate.
Blitzo: Yeah, well, I'm the boss.
Kano: Course ya are(!)
Shao Kahn
1. Shao Kahn: What is this?!
Blitzo: Me shooting that ugly helmet off your face.
Shao Kahn: A fool's delusion.
2. Blitzo: That hammer compensating for your small dick?
Shao Kahn: I'll rip your tongue out.
Blitzo: (chuckles) So you don't even deny it
3. Shao Kahn: You will join my army, imp!
Blitzo: Yeah, how bout you go die in a ditch, Shao Fuck.
Shao Kahn: You first.
Raiden
1. Raiden: Where does your allegiance lie?
Blitzo: Where the dollar signs are, sparkles.
Raiden: You just embrace your compassion.
2. Blitzo: If I help out, I want something in return.
Raiden: And that is?
Blitzo: Charge my phone. It's one percent.
3. Blitzo: You're a god? With that outfit?
Raiden: I am Raiden, God of Thunder.
Blitzo: Goddamn method actors...
Arcade Ending
Yeah, I fucked Kronika up. Me, an imp. Scum of the Afterlife. You seeing this, old Luci?! The biggest fuck up of Hell beat a godman Titan! Now time's my bitch, you stuck up pussy!
You pissing in fear, yet? What am I gonna to you, huh? Take your place? Make Stolas' feathered ass glued to my face? Or should that fucking clown be wiped from Hell's shit stain of a pavement? Well, here's what I'm gonna do!
I'm going.
Forever.
This fancy crown and mastery over time ain't my shit. I don't even know what my shit is. It's not my life, I'll say that. I'm not a idiot, no one gives a fuck bout me, I'm not blind. Mills, Mox, you better raise a hell spawn of a brat. Loona, I'll give you a nice place. Stolas, you'll cry a week and get over it. Better yet, don't. You won't even remember me, like I never existed.
Barbie...I'll be seeing you soon. Love you, sis...