Hello again, everyone! I'm back once again! And of course, I'm back with Chapter 8 of this brand-new story of mine! In the last chapter, an undercover Gio Fischoeder visited "Gayle's Art Gallery", owned and operated by Linda Belcher's sister, Gayle Belcher! Needless to say, it was a calm visit, with Gio buying a painting of a rose bush for $60.00, and Gayle telling Gio a little bit about herself. And then, afterwards, Gio took his usual notes, and then put the painting away in his parked car. Oh, and also, Gio made his way to the nearby "Wonder Wharf" amusement park to check on its operations while undercover. But, of course, knowing the "Bob's Burgers" cartoon, things don't always go as planned for people all the time. So, let's all begin Chapter 8 of this brand-new story of mine!
(The scene cut to show a large overhead shot of "Wonder Wharf" and all of its rides, game booths, refreshment stands, etc. The scene then cut to show the undercover, Gio walking onto the "Wonder Wharf" pier, and up ahead, he noticed Gene Belcher struggling to jump up and grab his keyboard, which was being held above him by a bully named Ned...)
Gio (shakes head): Oh no...(gets out phone and begins recording everything)
Gene: Give me back my keyboard you music thief!
Ned: What? This stupid annoying thing? The way I hear you play, it does nothing but wants to make others blow their eardrums out hard with those fog, parrot and guffy noises!
Gene: That's what makes music great. Now give it! (He tries to reach his keyboard from Ned, but could still not)
Gio (stops recording, puts phone back into pocket, and rushes over): HEY!
Gene: Huh? (He stops and turns around to see Gio walking up to where he and Ned were)
Ned: Yeah, what do you want? (glares at Gio)
Gio (points to Gene): Give that piano back to him right now or else!
Ned: What? This? (laughs) Haven't you heard the way this sourpuss plays this? A pathetic shrimp like he should go back to music school! (grins)
Gene: My school has a music class. That counts, right?
Ned: You play like a nerd!
Gene: What? I ain't no nerd!
Gio (clenches fist): You asked for it...(notices nearby stand selling baseball bats): Hang on a sec..(walks over) One metal baseball bat please!
Seller (nods): Sure! Only 5 dollars!
Gio (takes a 5$ bill out of his pocket): Here you go...(hands to seller)
(As the seller took the money and handed Gio a bat, Gene continued to try to get his keyboard back, but to no avail...)
Gene: Give me my baby! (jumps up to try and grab his keyboard back)
Ned: Oh! So this thing is your baby, huh? No wonder it gives such an annoying cry. You want it back? Then go get it! (he then throws Gene's keyboard off the edge of the pier as Gene watches in horror)
Gene: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (he rushes over to the edge and looks down as he sees the keyboard has dropped into a low tide of water under the pier which would only in a few seconds damage his electric instrument)
(All Gene could do was look in despair to the loss of his keyboard while Ned only laughed at the matter...)
Gio (walks over, now holding a baseball bat): Alright...I gave you a chance but you still didn't comply! So guess what!? BEATING TIME! (shoves Ned to the ground)
Ned (falls over on his belly) OW! What the hell, dude? (He looks behind to see Gio who pushed him as this also gets Gene's attention who steps back from the edge and looks over to see what Gio was doing)
Gio: Time to see how YOU like getting bullied! (begins whacking him all over with the bat)
Ned: OW! OW! OW! OW! THAT HURTS! OW! STOP IT! OW!
(Seeing Gio whacking Ned in the face with a bat, Gene said nothing as all he could do was watch and with his mouth wide open in shock at what he was seeing, as this also got the attention of other people at "Wonder Wharf"...)
Gio: (hits his arms very hard): Well, How do you like it!?
Ned: OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW! (after feeling that, he looks up at Gio with a buffed up face.) You…broke my arms!
Gio: Well, YOU started it! (drops bat, gets down, grabs Ned by his shirt collar, and begins punching his face multiple times)
Gene: Uh… (tt was all he could say as he kept on witnessing the beating Gio was giving to Ned even further)
Gio: (kicks him all over): FEEL THE PAIN!
Ned: YES! (feeling the pain as he cries)
Gio (picks him up by the back of his neck, stands up, and begins bashing his head into a nearby brick wall several times, causing a nosebleed and blood to come out of his mouth): TAKE THIS! TAKE THIS!
Gene: Wow! Just wow!
Gio (gets in Ned's face): IF I EVER SEE YOU HARASS THIS KID AGAIN, I WILL BEAT YOU SO HARD, YOULL PASS OUT! UNDERSTAND!
(Too beaten up and bloodied to open his mouth, Ned gave him a nod to confirm with Gio, as he gave a look of fear by the kid who gave him the beating he'll never forget...)
Gio: (let's go of Ned): NOW, GO AWAY!
(As Ned runs away, people watch before then turning away and walking away as they did not want to get on Gio's bad side. All except for Gene who was still there...)
Gene: I thought bullies like Ned would be consider as monsters, but you...y-you were more of a monster than he was the way you beat him up. (as this got Gio's attention, he walks up to him as he then gave a look of worry as he then tries to explain what he meant.) Not that you're a bad monster! What I meant was just the way you showed Ned who's boss and… well… uh… I… (He looked nervous as Gio walked up close to him, worried what he might do next)
Gio (breathes in and out): Well...that's done. I don't think he'll ever bother you again...(puts a hand on his shoulder) Are you alright?
Gene: Um…yeah…(he then looks over to the edge of the pier and looks down below to see his keyboard which was still lying in the sand.) I gotta go get my keyboard back and see if it's still functioning. See ya! (He then runs off to the exit of the peir to see if he can get his keyboard)
(A moment later as Gene was down on the beach underneath the pier, he picks up his keyboard from the sea water which had it covered in seaweed that drifted ashore all over the instrument. As he tries to see if it works, he presses one of the keys that only gave a blurry sound and nothing else as the water had already spoken through and short-circuited it; much to the boy's sadness...)
Gene: No-hoho, keyboard! You can't die on me today! It was not your time yet! We've been through so much together, it can't end like this! (Soon though, the critical static sound from the keyboard faded as he tires pushing down on a key, but did not make a sound as it was dead in his arms)
(Gene then bends down to his knees into the very shallow sea water as tears begin to fill his eyes as he cries. Up above on the pier, Gio sees what was happening as he felt really sorry for Gene after what Ned did...)
Gio (comes down): Oh...I'm so sorry, kid...(hugs him) Look, I'll buy you a new one.
Gene: Really? Why would you do that for me? (He stands up and turns around to look at Gio)
Gio: Well, you got yours unfairly damaged...and I got the money to do so.
Gene: For real!? (before he could get excited, he takes one more look at his broken keyboard before shaking his head and sighs) Nothing could replace the love for my keyboard, though I guess I have no choice but to get a new one anyway since my Dad doesn't have the money for it anyway...even if I begged him to.
Gio (nods): So, follow me to the music store and we'll buy you one!
Gene: Okay then! (as Gio walks, he follows as they were soon off the beach and heading into town towards the music shop)
(The scene cut to show Gio and Gene exiting the music store 20 minutes later, with Gene holding his new keyboard in his hands, all while he looked happy as a clam...)
Gene: Wow! I can't believe you had that amount of money to get me a new one; and it also looks exactly like my old one! (His new keyboard looked very identical to his old one, as he felt better and brighter thank to Gio who bought it for him)
Gio: Hey, no problem kid. Oh, and here's some advice for you... in the future if someone bullies you, hit them back!
Gene: Huh… No one's ever given that kind of advice before. Though normally I feel intimidated by guys who are as taller than me.
Gio: Well...for starters, try punching them in the groin. Once hit in the groin, the buff guys always fall over like a baby. (smiles)
Gene: Hit them in the groin… Got it! (clearly taking his advice, he then shakes his hand with Gio who does the same) Thanks for both the new keyboard and your personal advice. I'm Gene Belcher by the way, but just call me Gene. And you are?
Gio: Gio Fredrick! (nods and smiles)
Gene: Thanks again Gio.
Gio: No problem! (walks off)
(As Gio walks off, Gene watches before he then turns to a corner in the street and was then out of his sight...)
Gene: What a guy! Never knew there be somebody who could stand up to bullies. Well, at any rate, I better go and get me some new tunes for you, good looking! (he then strokes his fingers over the keys of the keyboard which makes the sound of an actual piano before he then turns tail and walks off in the other direction)
And that was the thrilling and satisfying conclusion of Chapter 8 of this brand-new story of mine! And...ouch! It seems that once again, Gio Fischoeder brutally beat up another bad kid, this time in the form of Ned from the episode, "Full Bars". He's from "King's Head Island", a reoccurring location from the "Bob's Burgers" cartoon, seen only a few times during the show's current run. And Gio also got a baseball bat, so he REALLY went all out during the beating. Moral of this chapter: When Gio Fischoeder orders you to do something, you MUST do it or else! Oh, and Gio also got Gene a new piano keyboard after his old one got destroyed by Ned. Awww, what a nice thing for him to do! And now, its time to move on to Chapter 8 of this brand-new story of mine!