A/N I'm working on a full time story but this popped into my head so this is what happens.

Exposition: So you know that time that Naruto hanged Sasuke to get a kiss from Sakura. What if he didn't drink the spoiled milk and his plan worked.

Naruto was sitting on a water tower mimicking our favourite emo and sulking when he saw him in a window below eating a rice ball. Naruto jumps down from the water tower, ambushes Sasuke and knocks him out. The blond then tied up his fellow genin and stuffed him in a closet.

Konoha street.exe

Naruto, who was hanged as Sasuke, saw Sakura sulking on a bench because she couldn't get a date from sasuke. ( when I refer to Naruto I'm referring to Hanged Naruto.) Naruto leans against a tree across the street in his best cool guy pose and looks Sakura dead in the eyes with his best cool guy smile.

Sakura looks up for a moment at Narutoand starts daydreaming about him kissing her forehead. She then bashes herself down saying that it's just a fairytale and won't come true until.

Naruto walks up calmly, hands in pockets "Sakura you look amazing, it makes me want to kiss you." Pause for Sakura do her victory dance in her head " just kidding that's something stupid like Naruto would say." Sakura immediately looked depressed. Naruto had to fix this. " I mean unless that's something you would like?"

Sakura blushed and looked up doing her best impression of a tomato and Hinata "I-l-l m-mean I wou-wouldn't b-be against it." The last part is barely a whisper.

"Hn" Was all Naruto said as he leaned right in front of Sakura barely a centimetre away from her. Sakura blushed even harder as she closed the gap. Their lips met and Sakura melted but Naruto kept his cool.

Soon the need for air was too much and they separated. "I love you Sakura, with all my heart" the blond said finally releasing the henge. Sakura was stunned she had just kissed Naruto and she liked it!

Her body went into full shut down mode and her brain stopped literally. She just entered brain death. Sakura died because Naruto kissed her and she liked it. Naruto then had a heart attack and died alongside her. And that is what would have happened if Naruto didn't drink the sour milk that day.

These will not have a constant schedule. I will upload these whenever and you're welcome to take any idea you see here and make it an actual fic if you want idc.