We open up with Chris standing on the new island. Chris says, "As some of you may remember back in our heroes vs villains, the island exploded for reasons that were completely out of my control".

Chef points out, "Erm you literally put dynamite inside the mine". Chris says while glaring at chef, "So we have moved to a new location with no cabins, no supplied food and no hotels. The only things we managed to save were the peanut gallery bench and the outhouse confessional. So it will be the hardest season yet and we have some new victims, er, I mean contestants. So let's all meet the competitors for total drama Pahkateiw island!" (intro plays) [cut to a plane containing 14 contestants.]

First, a white Cree girl with black jeans, a pink and yellow top, and black hair sees a short guy in a grey top, grey shorts and purple hair. "Hi my names sky would you like some gum?" Sky offers.

"Your offering of simple confectionary will not save you from the great evil of Max - BAHAHA - but yes please and thank you" Max says. "Ok…" a weirded out sky replied.

Then a guy dressed in black shorts and a black shirt with a grey stripe in the middle yells excitedly, "Omg I cannot wait to meet Chris eeeeee" Then he takes out a phone, takes a selfie and types #topherfinallymeeetingchrismclean.

Then a girl dressed in pink with blonde hair says to Topher, "If you touch my shoes I, Sugar, will throw you out the plane and you will die in 2 minutes". Then a girl with orange hair in a bun with glasses and yellow clothes that looked more like a school uniform then casual clothes states, "Hi I'm Scarlet and I think you're wrong. You see when you calculate ….. and blah blah blah so he'd fall in yada yada yada."

Then a tall guy in overalls says to a guy in an orange coat and a green beanie, "Oh man does that girl have some serious brains huh? The name's Rodney by the way"

"What brains no one is getting my brains for I, Shawn am a zombie apocalypse survivor."

A guy with black hair was watching a girl dressed in a pink big dress who was singing, " I am on a plane with ni-ice people there na-ames are shhhhhhhhh-awn sssss-ky mmm-max Ella is gla-ad to meet them" - the song went on that way. So the black haired guy in a blue top says, "Great job I guess names Dave by the way". Then a guy dressed in a green robe and a green hat says, "Hello I am Leonard I know many spells to ward off evil"

"Um good?" Dave responds.

Then we see a large guy with a puffy afro. He kept making sound effects and writes I am Beardo.

Then two identical twins, one with a freckle one without, were sitting in the plane. The one with a freckle is next to her sister and feels she is surrounded by freaks -

"Swap seats with me now Samey"

"Ok Amy"

But Amy's new seat was not much better because next to it she saw a tall Australian and yelled "Ahhhhhh giant! Swap seats back right now Samey", but before Amy swaps back the girl says, "I'm Jasmine and are we going to have a problem?" Then they do swap seats and Samey says to Jasmine, "My name's actually Sammy".

Then Chris and chef appear and Chris says, "Welcome! Please grab a parachute or you will be disqualified." They all jump out the plane when they land Chris says, "One team will have the 7 people whose names are closer to the start of the alphabet aka Amy, Beardo, Dave, Ella, Leonard, Max and Jasmine. You guys are the 'Kino Miswaak' which is Cree for the 'Ferocious Tigers'".

Sky says "Um… no Kino Miswaak is Cree for the floating bears "

"Then I guess you guys are the 'Floating Bears' and the rest of you aka Rodney Shawn, Sky, Sugar, Scarlet and Samey you guys are the 'Wayteim Salwalk' which is Cree for 'Fearsome Tigers'" says Chris.

"Actually my name is Sammy" says Sammy.

"Amy says everyone calls you Samey" says Chris.

"Wayteim Salwak actually means confused salmon" says Sky.

Chris says while glaring at chef, "We got the translation wrong because someone used a free online translator"

"Stop making it sound like it was me when it was you" chef responds.

Dave in the confessional: "So uh this is my team? An Australian amazon An evil twin. A human sound board. A Disney princess. A guy who thinks he's a wizard and a guy who thinks he's a villain? I don't like my chances!"

Max in the confessional: "Every total drama season has a villain. Season 1 had Heather, Season 2 had Courtney, Season 3 had Alejandro, Season 4 had Scott and Season 5 had Mal but I am more e-vil then all of them combined bahaha (end of confessional)

"So you have no shelter which is why your first challenge is to build your own shelter for your team to live in" says Chris.

"First you must grab whatever you think will help you from that pile of junk which chef is above shooting tennis balls at you all then you must build a house. The best house according to me wins." Both teams run off.

And Jasmine tells the Floating Bears, "We need a leader I say the leader will be the person who contributes most to the challenge raise your hand if you agree". Jasmine, Beardo, Ella and Dave all raise their hands "No, for I must be leader I have built many things like watch this magic spells are darling dear make a house suddenly appear" says Leonard then out of nowhere a giant mansion with a buffet butler and 7 person hot tub suddenly appeared.

"How did that happen?" asks jasmine and Dave at the same time.

"My spells never let people down which is why I should be leader" says Leonard.

Jasmine in the confessional: "I have no idea how that happened but I am not complaining "

"All in favour of Leonard being team leader raise your hand" says jasmine. Amy, Beardo, Dave, Ella, Max, Jasmine and Leonard all raise their hands.

Meanwhile the confused salmon saw the floating bears mansion. They knew they were going to lose so they decided to just build a treehouse. With the right collecting skills they built a treehouse and when they were finished it was time for Chris to judge the shelter.

Both teams are sitting on logs and Chris says, "I would say it's a close one but that would be a lie. The floating bears win with their mansion. Confused salmon meet me at the elimination ceremony." The confused salmon just groan while the confused bears cheer.

The confused salmon are at the elimination ceremony and Chris says "I have 6 marshmallows if you receive a marshmallow you are safe please cast your votes".

Sky in the confessional: "Hmmm.. Well Sugar's overkill but Topher's annoying tough call".

Chris says, "You have all cast your votes and made your decision the players receiving a marshmallow are: Scarlet, Samey, Sky, Rodney and Shawn. This is the final marshmallow. It goes to… Topher. The island we are on is called Pahkateiw island which is Cree for exploding"

"Um no Pahkateiw is Cree for stupid" Sky interrupts. "So we thought we'd send our contestant's out with a bang." finishes Chris.

A few moments later sugar is inside a canon. And she yells this "I should not be in this canonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

So Chris says, "Weird somehow I already don't miss her so come back next time for Total Drama Pahaketeiw Island (end of episode).