Here's a really short one-shot I made at 4 in the morning...
"Why must you make it so difficult, WarHead?" VectorMan asked his arch-rival.
"Because you don't get it. This planet was weak and easy to take over, wasn't it?" WarHead replied, looking at some ruined structure in the background.
"Yeah, I know. These are your last words and you're even making this difficult!" "These are not my last words. I will survive whatever attack you have for me. You can't kill me even if you try."
"Why are you so vainglorious about yourself!?"
"Because..." WarHead had nothing to say in defense. "You don't even have anything to say. You need to not be so insane. Why are you acting so... absurd!?"
"You really don't get it, do you?" And that definitely was WarHead's last words...