NOTE: All lyrics done in brackets are Dokoro
For added realism, find an instrumental version of Kim, and read this while listening to that
Aww look at that Excaliborg
That's Dokoro-chan's little murder tool
Something tells me she left it here, I'll take it for myself.
How is this thing so big?
She makes my life such big hell.
Never again I say.
Time to get my point through...
DOKORO-CHAN!
THROW YOUR HANDS UP OR THIS THING WILL STRIKE YOU!
(Sakara-kun?!)
DON'T MAKE ME US THIS BIG THING!
I COULD DO TO YOU WHAT YOU DO TO ME!
QUIT CRYING BITCH!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GO AND BLUDGEON ME?!
HOW COULD YOU KILL ME AND TREAT IT LIKE IT'S NOTHING NEW?!
OH, DOKORO-CHAN?!
IS THIS TOO LOUD FOR YOU?!
TOO BAD BITCH!
I'M MAKING MY VOICE HEARD THIS TIME!
OH, WHAT'S THAT?!
WANNA BLUDGEON ME AGAIN?!
THAT'S FINE!
BUT YOUR SISTER WON'T GET A SAY!
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!
MY DREAMS, MY LOVE LIFE, MY WHOLE LIFE IS MINE!
HOW COULD YOU LET HER DEAL WITH IT ALL?!
LOOK AT HER!
SHE'S OUT IN THE MAIN HALL!
(No!)
I SAID LOOK AT HER!
SHE WON'T LOOK ON NOW, WILL SHE?!
LOOK AT HER!
(What's wrong with you?!)
WHAT WRONG WITH YOU?!
(You're insane! You're never gonna get away with this!)
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!
I CAN'T DRIVE, BUT GET IN THE CAR, BITCH!
(No!)
GET IN THERE!
(Well, your parents are coming home! What if they come back?!)
WE'LL BE BACK HOME!
WELL, I WILL!
YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK!
Goodbye
Bitch, you just made me cry
I don't wanna be here
Living in a world that has you
Goodbye
Bitch, you just made me cry
I don't wanna be here
Living in a world that has you
YOU ROYALLY FUCKED UP!
YOU DID A DOUBLE NUMBER ON ME!
I'LL BET BLUDGEONING ME ALL THE TIME FILLED YOU WITH SUCH GLEE!
YOU SHOULD HAVE REALIZED THAT I AM ONLY 18!
YOU MAY HAVE CONVINCED ME TO KEEP THE FUTURE CLEAN!
BUT WHO CARES?!
(I'm sorry!)
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!
(I'M SORRY!)
YOU HAVE BEEN FORCING ME TO FEEL FEAR!
TELL ME YOU DEMON!
DO YOU THINK IT'S A HUGE JOKE?!
(NO!)
SABATO-CHAN WAS MURDERED EARLIER WITH A SLIT THROAT IN A DARK ALLEYWAY!
DOES THAT DEVASTATE YOU BITCH?!
DO YOU LOVE HER MORE THAN ME?!
(NO!)
YOU LYING BITCH!
DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME!
I'LL BET THAT BITCH ALSO WENT ON A MURDER SPREE!
PEOPLE FROM FUTURE WORLD ARE SCARY!
DOKORO-CHAN!
DO YOU NOT LIKE ME?!
YOU HATE ME BADLY, DO YOU?!
(I DON'T! I SWEAR!)
YOU THINK I'M JUST PERVY!
(I DON'T!)
YES YOU DO!
YOU ALSO LOVE TO HURT ME!
I HATE YOU!
I HATE YOU!
FUCK YOU TO HELL!
I HATE YOU!
I THOUGHT THAT I LOVED YOU!
WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH BAD THINGS TO ME?!
(I'M SORRY!)
WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH BAD THINGS TO ME?!
Goodbye
Bitch, you just made me cry
I don't wanna be here
Living in a world that has you
Goodbye
Bitch, you just made me cry
I don't wanna be here
Living in a world that has you
OUT OF THE CAR!
(STOP! YOU'RE SCARING ME!)
GET THE FUCK OUT, BITCH!
(MY EXCALIBORG!)
IT'S MY PROPERTY NOW!
(PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!)
(I'LL NEVER BLUDGEON YOU AGAIN! JUST LET ME LEAVE!)
FUCK YOU!
YOU CAUSED ME SO MUCH MISERY!
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL AND SPEND ETERNITY BEING FORCED TO ROT!
REMEMBER HOW YOU BROKE A PROMISE BEFORE YOU WENT WITH ME?!
OFF TO SCHOOL WHERE YOU JUST EMBARRASED ME?!
YOU FOUND IT FUNNY, DID YOU?!
(I-I...)
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!
(YES I DID!)
WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
I WAS RIGHT!
YOU'RE JUST A HEARTLESS DEMON!
I THINK YOU'RE JUST LIKE DAMIEN!
YOU WANT THE WORLD TO END AND MAYBE I'M THE ONE WHO CAN SAVE IT!
(NO!)
AND AS YOU GO PSYCHOTIC...
THE DEVIL BARGES IN AND INTERVENES!
TO GIVE SATAN JR. A LIMOSINE!
(IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!)
HE MAKES ACCIDENTS AND HURTS THE HEROES THROUGH THEIR THROATS!
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SUICIDE WITHOUT THEIR NOTES!
I NEVER SHOULD'VE TRUSTED YOU WHEN WE BOTH MET!
HEY!
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!
DON'T YOU RUN JUST YET!
YOU'LL PAY DOKORO-SLUT!
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HERE!
ALL THAT'LL COMFORT YOU IS JUST DREAD AND FEAR!
I GOTCHA NOW!
(NO!)
JUST YOU TRY AND YELL!
LET ME DEMONSTRATE!
MOMMY! DADDY! SOMEBODY HELP!
YOU SEE?!
NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE YOU!
YOU'RE FINALLY GONNA GET WHAT HAS BEEN COMING TO YOU!
FOR ALWAYS MAKING ME CRY!
DIE BITCH DIE!
DIE BITCH DIE!
DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
Goodbye
Bitch, you just made me cry
I don't wanna be here
Living in a world that has you
Goodbye
Bitch, you just made me cry
I don't wanna be here
Living in a world that has you
Based on Kim by Eminem