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Tale 3: Karen's Pet Raccoon
Inspired by a Promise I failed to make… But the art is called "Karen's Pet Raccoon"
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STARS:
1. Karen McCormick
Featuring:
1. Flippy the Green Man 2. Mr Teddy 3. Dolly 4. Erica the Raccoon
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In…
"Kenny's High Life 2: Karen's Story"
"Lost Episode 1: Her New Friend"
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It was a Christmas unlike any other. It was of course, without Kenny since he, Stan, Edd, and the now figured Tolkien (Token, though he goes by Token by Stage Name), have moved to California to live a life of Hollywood of a Movie Slave.
Even though Karen now has access to Kyle and Cartman, she rather not remind them of her old friend, Kenny. And why for that matter? It's to not remind them of the sad moments that separated them altogether. But even though she knew in the end it would all together be solved and everyone would be united in the end, would they?
Even without Kenny, Karen had been playing his band's songs like the cover of Everybody Dance Now, originally by Baby Vuvu, and the Gummy Bear song. She could tell they were against Kenny's morals, somewhere, Kenny was doing this for his baby sister.
Karen had been secretly getting gifts from Kenny and his other 3 buds. All she got was some food and some toys. Of course, the rest of Kenny's family wouldn't come empty handed. It WAS of course the law of the contract that Kenny's gifts go to the rightful person, otherwise, they'd be shipped to Korea to make some songs for Kenny while Kenny directs the song, which wouldn't be bad, but what fun would that be for two drunk rednecks?
Karen was having fun with her new toys, including Flippy the Toy Soldier, Fuzzy the Plastic Tentacle Monster, the Dolly that Kenny once gave her back when Kenny had a job, and a Barbie doll (which can't be filmed on Canon TV because the jackass of the mouse company). Right now, Karen was having a picnic of an advanced Mexican kids meal. Beans and Fresh Cottage Cheese. Of course, this would be enjoyed but Cartman has been over a few times to watch over Karen. Kyle would sometimes bring over his baby Canadian Brother to play with her. And sometimes they would have play dates with Kyle as well. Now that Cartman has the ghost of his Baby Sister inside of Flip, sometimes Flip has to be the guest as well, which means canned food in a huge box, which is a miracle. But Stuart would normally whip him for not bringing beer, but his reply?
"Rednecks…" Flip once said.
Right now, Flip and Cartman are over at the McCormick residence. Cartman was in the bathroom, and Flip was cooking for the McCormick family in the lawn, in a charcoal furnace.
Cartman came out of the bathroom, knowing there was probably infested with mold and fleas from the homeless and the animals.
On Flip's phone, Karen was playing the original version of Baby Vuvu's Everybody Dance Now. She was of course humming it in Kenny's way as well. And she was also enjoying some Cottage Cheese, since she heard from Cartman that beans give you gas, which of course she didn't understand, which she misinterpreted for Gas for Vehicles.
"Goddammit… FLIP, WHEN IS THE FOOD READY?!" Asked Cartman.
"IT'LL BE READY WHEN IT'S READY!" Said Flip.
Karen was suddenly encountered by a strange creature she found in the backyard.
"Huh?" She looked over to the racoon who grabbed the plate of beans and began eating them.
Normally, she was told to give animals their space. This was something her gut was telling her to disobey.
So she quietly walked over and let the raccoon. And it looked at her.
"Hi, there." She smiled. "Nice to meet you sir."
It hissed… SHE…
"Oh, I mean, nice to meet you, Ma'am!" She smiled.
The raccoon looked over at the child as her face was covered in chocolate pudding and cheese.
"Huh?" She looked over and the Raccoon walked over and licked the creamy goodness of the milk products on her face. Karen giggled as she was being climbed upon and licked by the small and fat creature. "Hey! Hahah! Cut it out!"
The raccoon showed bliss in the two flavors in its mouth and the soft baby skin she rested her tongue upon and we don't mean that kind you sickos!
"You wanna be my friend?" Asked Karen.
The raccoon sniffed Karen's hand and licked it, smiling and agreeing.
"Yay! I made a new friend!" Said Karen happily as she giggled some more from the hand licking. "Now I gotta make you a name. Hm… What should it be?..."
The raccoon looked around for some more food until it found the Cheese Fish Crackers. Karen smiled as her new friend happily ate.
"How about Erica? Because you're as big as my friend, Eric Cartman! And I wanna cuddle you as I… nevermind about that, okay?" She smiled.
Cartman and Flip arrived from the house and checked up on Karen and Flip's Phone, hopefully not getting too many gigs wasted from so many graphics and internet used from all the videos that Karen looked up.
"Hey, Pumpkin, how's that- OH DEAR GOD! A RACCOON!" Flip was alarmed as his PTSD didn't kick in but his instinct did when handling wild animals.
"Great, now she'll be clawed out by another one…" Cartman sighed as he hated to watch Kenny's little sister getting bullied by random animals she touched. Last week, she was clawed out by a Stray Cat, and she spent the day crying from the wound and alcohol that Flip applied on her wound and was applied by one of Cartman's Marvel Comics Bandages, specifically, Hawkeye. Why? He's the lamest one that Cartman could afford to lose. (He secretly didn't want Karen to be hurt. But he saw her as a redemption sister rather than to leave Jessica out to die
and live inside Flip and have to repeat that again. Or worse, Karen coming out as a ghost and Haunting Karen in another nobody like Adonis or Leah.
"No, silly!" Karen giggled as she lifted up the raccoon. "She's my friend!"
"Kewl…" Eric commented.
"Okay there, partner!" Flip kneeled down to Karen's height. "What is the name of this pretty creature?"
"Her name is Erica!" Karen smiled and explained as Cartman felt ticked. "And she likes going on picnics as much as Eric does!"
"What.. the… FU- MMPH!!" Cartman was muffled by Flip.
"FUN TIMES!" Flip yelled out. "Listen honey, maybe Erica and You would like some Smoked Sausages out in the front yard! And maybe Erica would like to pig out on some fresh berries, something that ERIC may not even beat her at! Hahah!"
"You know what, screw you guys, I'm going home!" Said Eric as he was about to leave.
"Says every obese guys ever with a Family Guy addiction!" Said Flip.
"Oh hell no! You did NOT step that way!" Cartman walked back and punched Flip as flippee looked at Cartman, but with his eyes beginning to morph with Yellow Pupils. "Oh… FUCK!"
And that's when Cartman made a run for it.
"COME BACK HERE, YOU LAND WHALE! I'LL MAKE YOU EAT RACCOON SHIT AND CRAP DIAMONDS OUT YOUR PUSSY HOLE, LARDNECK!" Flip chased Cartman in his monstrous voice.
"Don't mind Flip, Erica." Said Karen with a grin. "He is a nice boy, but with a mind like Superman. All we have to do is show something sweet to him!"
The Raccoon stuck her tongue out happily.
"You know what? You're right!" Karen carried her new friend raccoon. "Let's just wait until Flip punishes Eric for being a naughty boy, but we better hurry up before he turns Eric into Blood Sausage!"
Karen giggled as she ran into the front yard with her new friend, Erica, in hopes to find Eric with at least two scoops of hot potatoes in his ass crack when Flip is done with him, hopefully not turning him into Hippo Steak.
(The End)