Chapter 2: Peeping smurf
Disclaimer: I do not own The Smurfs, they are owned by Peyo. I also do not own the song and lyrics featured, some lyrics might be changed. Anyways, enjoy.
It's been a few weeks since Clumsy moved to Smurfy Grove, and so far he was happy. The girl smurfs accepted Clumsy as part of their village, they even made him clothes with the Smurfy Grove style (you know, sand-colored hat and pants), which he now wears everyday.
Clumsy was just about to use the bathroom, but the door was locked.
"Stormy, do you mind hurrying up? I really gotta go," said Clumsy. Stormy (who was wearing a towel), answered the door.
"Sorry, babe. But first come, first serve," said SmurfStorm, as she wrapped a towel around her hair. "Besides, you have to be a gentlesmurf and wait for your turn to use the bathroom." Without her knowing, the towel covering her body fell to the floor, which Clumsy noticed. "Clumsy, my eyes are up here."
"Sorry, it's just… your towel fell," said Clumsy. Stormy felt her body, and realized she was exposed in front of her boyfriend. Clumsy handed her the towel, while covering his eyes. "Here you go."
"Thanks," said an embarrassed SmurfStorm, as she covered herself with the towel. "How much did you see?"
"Counting your head, 90 percent." That last part caused Stormy to blush bright red. "It's okay, I think you have a beautiful body."
"Thanks Clumsy, that means a lot coming from you." She then remembered that she didn't have any clothes to change into. "Um, could you get me some clothes? I'm starting to get goosebumps."
"Oh, yeah, you left your clothes on the bed." He then ran inside the bathroom. "I'll be in here so you can change."
1 bathroom break later…
After Clumsy finished using the bathroom, he went to SmurfWillow to talk about what he saw.
"Hey, Willow," said Clumsy, causing the potion Willow was working on to explode. "Oops, is this a bad time?"
"No Clumsy, I was just trying to make a potion that'll let you see your village," said SmurfWillow, as she cleaned the ashes off her face. "So, what do you need to talk about?"
"Well, I accidentally saw Stormy… in the nude," said Clumsy. "She had body parts that were different from mine."
"Different how?"
"Well, I have a smurf. It looks like my hat, but it has two "smurfberries" underneath. But when I saw Stormy naked, my smurf got stiff, and I don't know why."
"Well, I may not know a lot about boys, but I do know that when a boy's smurf gets stiff, it's usually a sign of how much he loves a girl. I believe it happens when boys see something they never want to unsee."
"So, my smurf got stiff because I wanted to see Stormy naked?"
"And because you love her. You might want to check your pants once in a while."
Clumsy checked his smurf, and it was still stiff. "I think it's gonna be stiff for a while. Should I hide it?"
"Just make sure Stormy doesn't look down. Oh, and if you see her naked again, make sure you cover your eyes so she doesn't think you're a peeping smurf."
"I'll keep that in mind. Thanks, Mama." He then hugged Willow.
"Clumsy, you know I'm not your Mama Smurf, remember?"
"Well, when I first met Stormy, she said you're like a Mama Smurf to her. You even look like Mrs. Claus."
"And I assume Papa Smurf looks like Santa Claus?"
Clumsy nodded.
"Well just remember, even if he's not here, he still cares about you very much, just like how I care about Stormy."
"Do you think he even knows I'm gone?"
"I'm guessing he still hasn't found out you're missing. Now, you go to Stormy and apologize for seeing her naked."
"Okay." He headed to the front door. "And Willow, thanks for taking care of me."
She smiled, and kissed Clumsy on the cheek. "You're welcome Clumsy. By the way, if you ever smurf around with Stormy and she gets pregnant, make sure you marry her before the baby's born."
"I will, but how do you know about pregnancy? Have you ever been pregnant?"
"No, but glow bunny's do. Now get to Stormy before I tell you something you don't wanna know."
"Okay, thanks Willow." He kissed Willow's cheek, and hurried to Stormy's house.
At Stormy and Clumsy's house…
Storm was in her bed, reading a book, when Clumsy entered the room.
"Hey, Stormy. Can I tell you something?" asked Clumsy.
"Sure, babe, what's going on?" asked SmurfStorm, as she put the book away.
"I just wanted to tell you I'm sorry for seeing you naked, I hope this doesn't affect our relationship," said Clumsy. Stormy walked towards Clumsy.
"Don't worry, Clumsy. Nothing will ruin our relationship, not even a little wardrobe malfunction," said SmurfStorm, followed by her kissing Clumsy on the lips, causing both of them to blush.
Someday - Ballad by Milo Manheim & Meg Donnelly
Clumsy: I know it might be crazy
But did you hear the story?
SmurfStorm: I think I heard it vaguely
Clumsy: Two smurfs who are smurfy
SmurfStorm: Oh, tell me more, boy
Sounds like a fantasy
Both: Oh, what could go so wrong
With two smurfs who are smurfy
Clumsy: You're from the perfect paradise
And I came from the darker side
SmurfStorm: Ooh, I had a feeling
Once you got to know me
Clumsy: Right from the start you caught my eye
And something inside me came to life
Both: Ooh, I had a feeling
Once you got to know me
Someday
This could be, this could be ordinary
Someday
Could we be something extraordinary?
Clumsy: You and me side by side
Both: Out in the broad daylight
They laughed, we'd say
We're gonna be someday
Someday, Someday
We're gonna be someday
Someday, someday
We're gonna be someday
Clumsy: Girl, you look delicious
Wait, I meant gorgeous
SmurfStorm: Well, now you're getting fearless
I'm just rooting for us
Clumsy: If different was a super power
We'd be so flawless
Both: Yeah, we could make these two worlds ours
I'm rooting for us
Clumsy: Two lonely hearts meet in the dark
Imagine it now they start a spark
SmurfStorm: You got my attention
What happens next, then?
Clumsy: Movies and long walks in the park
Hanging out anywhere we want
Both: I like the way you're thinking
I can almost see it
Someday
This could be, this could be ordinary
Someday
Could we be something extraordinary?
Clumsy: You and me side by side
Both: Out in the broad daylight
They laughed, we'd say
We're gonna be someday
Someday, Someday
Clumsy: So let them talk if they wanna
Let them talk if they're gonna
SmurfStorm: We're gonna do what we wanna
So let them talk, let them talk
Both: If they wanna, they wanna
Someday, someday
Someday
Could we be something extraordinary?
Clumsy: You and me side by side
Both: Out in the broad daylight
They laughed, we'd say
We're gonna be someday
Someday, someday
We're gonna be someday
Someday, someday
We're gonna be someday
Once they stopped singing, Stormy remembered something she wanted to ask Clumsy. "Clumsy, aren't you worried that Papa Smurf is gonna come here looking for you?" asked SmurfStorm.
"Don't worry, Stormy. I left a note that'll lead him to a fake dead body," said Clumsy.
"Okay, follow up question, where did you get the fake dead body?" asked Stormy.
"I asked Sculptor Smurf to make one just in case I wanted to prank someone. But I really wanted something to throw Papa off my trail," explained Clumsy.
"That's very dark, funny, but dark," said SmurfStorm.
Back in Smurf Village…
The smurfs of Smurf Village were going about their smurfy business. Papa Smurf, on the other hand, was checking on Clumsy.
"Okay, Clumsy, I'm getting very sick of this silent treatment. Now, come out here right this instance," said Papa Smurf. He then checked the front door, and was shocked to see it was open. He then looked at Clumsy's bed, and saw the note he left.
Dear, Papa Smurf
I've decided to not live in Smurf Village anymore. I always get in trouble for things I didn't mean to do, and get blamed for stuff that Brainy did. I just didn't want you to deal with my clumsiness anymore. The fact that we had that fight didn't help either, if that wasn't clear. If you're thinking of looking for me, don't bother. I'm going to live in the Forbidden Forest with my secret friend, a girl who actually likes me for being myself. I know you said "always be yourself", but I know that you never wanted me to be myself. That's why I'm moving to the Forbidden Forest, so that I can be more than what my name says. I hope you never come looking for me, because I'm never coming back, not even if you beg me.
Sincerely, Clumsy
P.S. I know I'm your favorite smurf, but if that's the case, then how come I'm not living here anymore? The choice is mine and mine alone.
Papa Smurf couldn't believe what he just read. Once he finished, he started tearing up. The thought of losing one of his smurfs was bad enough, but to lose his favorite smurf hurt even more.
"Papa Smurf, what's wrong? Where's Clumsy?" asked Smurfette. She was created by a magical blizzard long ago.
"I'm okay, Smurfette. But Clumsy ran away," said Papa Smurf, as he handed Smurfette the note.
She read the note, and started crying. "Why would he leave? Doesn't he know you still care for him?" asked Smurfette.
"I'm afraid he didn't stay long enough to hear that. Let's go find him before it's too late," said Papa Smurf. Just then, Hefty came in through the door.
"Papa Smurf! We found Clumsy in the forest, but we were too late!" said Hefty.
"What do you mean?" asked Papa Smurf.
"Just come and see!" said Hefty, as led Papa and Smurfette to the forest. Once they got to the forest, they all gasped at what they were looking at. It was Clumsy's "dead body", lying all lifeless. "What should we do Papa?"
"Let's give him a proper send off," said Papa Smurf, as Hefty carried the body to the smurf cemetery.
Back in Smurfy Grove…
SmurfWillow was shocked at what she saw in her crystal ball. "Why would Clumsy do such a thing?" asked SmurfWillow, in shock. Just then, Stormy and Clumsy arrived.
"What are you looking at, Willow?" asked Clumsy, to which Willow showed them the crystal ball. "Holy smurf. They're actually falling for it" He looked into the crystal ball, and saw the smurfs of Smurf Village holding a funeral for the fake dead body Sculptor Smurf made for him, they didn't even notice it was fake.
"I told you it was dark," said SmurfStorm.
"Relax, as long as they don't come into the Forbidden Forest, they won't find out they've been duped," said Clumsy. "Besides, how long is that gonna take?"
Oh, Clumsy, you have no idea. I decided not to give details on the nudity because, hello, they're smurfing children, I'm trying to keep a T rating here. The next chapter will be a time skip to when Clumsy and Stormy are 180 (which is 18 in human years), so they'll be treated like adults (in a family-friendly way, of course). Also, Smurfette, Vexy, Hackus, Sassette, and Vego were now created by a magical blizzard, which only happens once in blue moon… literally.