Chapter 3: A smurfy new friend
Author's Note: Hey guys/girls/others, before this chapter begins I would like to give I. M. Rally credit for creating her OC SmurfAggie, who will appear in this story as a special guest star. Anyways, I'm throwing out the usual disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Smurfs, they are owned by Peyo. SmurfAggie appears courtesy of I. M. Rally. Anyways, enjoy.
It has been 80 years since Clumsy moved into Smurfy Grove, and he still wasn't homesick. All the girls were very nice to him, and even threw him surprise birthday parties. Which brings us to today, where SmurfStorm and SmurfBlossom were thinking of what theme Clumsy's birthday should be this year.
"Okay, how about this, "Music Town"? Pretty cool, huh?" suggested SmurfBlossom.
"It sounds cool, but everyday of our lives has at least one musical number, so that type of theme would seem pointless," said SmurfStorm, who really wanted Clumsy's 180th birthday to be special.
"Okay, I see your point," said SmurfBlossom. She then heard a suspicious thud. "I think I heard something over there. Come on!" The two girls ran to where they heard the thud, and were shocked at what they found. It was an unconscious smurf.
She had dark brown eyes, long dark blue hair that went down her back, a yellow dress along with a mainly brown vest, matching shoes, and a matching yellow smurf hat with a pink bow in the middle. SmurfStorm then picked up the smurf in her arms.
"Come on, we gotta get to Smurfy Grove before it's too late," said SmurfStorm, to which they did.
Back in Smurfy Grove…
Everyone was going about their smurfy business, when Clumsy saw SmurfStorm carrying the unconscious smurf.
"What happened to her?" asked Clumsy.
"No idea," answered SmurfBlossom.
"Who is she?" asked Clumsy.
"No idea," said SmurfStorm.
"Should we take her to Willow?" asked Clumsy, expecting another 'no idea'.
"Of Course!" said SmurfStorm and SmurfBlossom, in unison, to which they did.
15 minutes later…
The unconscious smurf eventually woke up in a room, where she was surrounded by the smurfs of Smurfy Grove.
"Where am I? Who are you?" she asked.
"Don't worry, we mean no harm," said SmurfWillow. "SmurfBlossom and SmurfStorm found you unconscious near the river, and we healed your head. I'm SmurfWillow, leader of the smurfs."
"I'm SmurfLily," said SmurfLily, who was gently holding the new smurf's hand.
"Hi, I'm… SmurfAggie," said SmurfAggie. Suddenly, SmurfBlossom did her usual greeting.
"Oh my geez-to-petes! I'm SmurfBlossom!" said SmurfBlossom, as she shook SmurfAggie's hand. "Nice to meet you! We don't have a SmurfAggie, but we do have… SmurfPetal, SmurfClover, SmurfDaisy, SmurfMeadow, SmurfHolly, SmurfHazel…"
"Hey," the girls said, in unison.
"Oh, everybody can introduce themselves later," SmurfBlossom continued. "Look at you. You're quite different. I mean, sorry, but it's true. Do you know how to start a fire with just rope and a stick? I do. I can show you. Actually, SmurfStorm can show you. She's the best at that kind of thing. Right, Stormy?"
She turned to SmurfStorm, who nodded.
"That means 'yes'," SmurfBlossom continued. "Have you ever seen a rainbow? What about a double rainbow? What about an upside down rainbow? Your dress is so unique!"
"SmurfBlossom, remember, work on that filter and stop sniffing your secret sugar, okay?" said Clumsy, as he escorted Blossom away from SmurfAggie to give her some space.
"Right. Filter, filter," said SmurfBlossom.
"So what brings you here anyway?" asked SmurfStorm.
Aggie didn't think these smurfs would know about humans. "I'm… I'm lost," she lied. "I didn't know where I was or where I could go, until… I got tired and fainted, and then, I'm here."
"There there, Aggie, you're among friends now," said SmurfWillow, as she comforted SmurfAggie. "You can stay here in Smurfy Grove as long as you want."
"Yeah, you're not the first smurf who showed up by surprise," said Clumsy, as walked in front of SmurfAggie.
"Thank you, I needed a place to stay anyway," said Aggie.
February 23rd, Clumsy's birthday…
The day of Clumsy's birthday had arrived, and all the smurfs were making sure that the party was a surprise. Aggie and Stormy were in charge of making sure Clumsy didn't find out about the party, and they knew exactly how to do it.
"So let me get this straight, Clumsy's been your boyfriend since you were smurflings?" asked SmurfAggie.
"Yeah, ever since I first laid eyes on him. I guess you could say it was love at first sight," said SmurfStorm. The two girls then went inside Stormy and Clumsy's house, and quietly walked towards Clumsy. "Clumsy, wake up. You don't want to be late for your special day." She kissed Clumsy, which woke him up.
"Okay, I'm up. So, what's the theme for this year's party?" asked a tired Clumsy.
"We can't tell you, it would spoil the whole point of a surprise party. But, it does involve one of the comic books I gave you," said SmurfAggie. She had shown the smurfs the comic books she had collected over the years, with Clumsy taking a liking to Spider-Man.
"We were just wondering if you wanted to go pick smurfberries with us, you know, the ones that have been growing in our garden ever since you moved here," said SmurfStorm.
"Sure, just let me get dressed," said Clumsy, followed by him getting his clothes, then going to the bathroom to change.
"Stormy, I've been meaning to ask you something," said SmurfAggie, which got Stormy's attention. "Why is Clumsy the only boy in the village?"
"Well, 80 years ago, Clumsy got into a fight with Papa Smurf, the leader of his village," began SmurfStorm. "Papa told him he should live in the Forbidden Forest if he wanted to, Clumsy said that was fine, and they haven't spoken to each other since."
"Well then why doesn't Papa Smurf come visit him?" asked SmurfAggie.
"Because Clumsy left a fake corpse, so now everysmurf in Smurf Village thinks he's dead. They'll be very mad if they see him alive, so Clumsy's stayed here for the past 80 years."
"Oh. Well, why don't you give Clumsy a 'special' present this year."
"I'm one step ahead of you. Because this year, Clumsy and I are gonna smurf around until his "special juice" oozes from outside of my…"
"Okay, I get it! Just stop putting that surprisingly sexy image in my head!"
"Oh, by the way, could I borrow your magic window?"
"It's called a computer, and yes. But give it back to me when you're done with it." She handed Stormy her computer.
"Thanks. Does this mean you forgive me for not accepting you as a smurf?"
"Apology accepted. Also, why do you need my computer?"
"To live stream Clumsy's present on that nudity website."
"Ewww, gross. Won't the humans watching it wonder why it's live?"
"Hmm, you're right. I know, you can film Clumsy's present. Oh, and I'll need some beer."
"Fine. You're lucky Clumsy brought sarsaparilla plants with him." She handed Stormy some sarsaparilla beer.
"Thanks." Just then, Clumsy finished changing and came out of the bathroom, causing Stormy to hide the beer under her bed. "Hey, there's the birthday smurf. Come on, let's go pick smurfberries."
Two hours later…
After a long day of picking smurfberries, Aggie and Stormy blindfolded Clumsy, and carefully walked him to the center of Smurfy Grove. Once there, they removed his blindfold.
"Surprise! Happy Birthday, Clumsy!" shouted all the smurfs of Smurfy Grove, followed by SmurfAggie using her party cannon.
1 wild party later…
After a wild party of cake and presents, Stormy took Clumsy home to give him his "special" present. Luckily, SmurfAggie's computer was already streaming when they got there, but they were too drunk to notice.
"So, Clumsy, are you ready for your special surprise?" asked a drunk SmurfStorm.
"I'm ready as smurf," said a drunk Clumsy. The love birds got into bed, started making out, and it all went black.
The next morning…
After a night of smurfing around, Clumsy and Stormy finally woke up.
"Holy smurf. That was the best present I've ever had," said Clumsy.
"Happy birthday," said SmurfStorm. Just then, SmurfAggie came into the room, and turned off her computer. "Hey Aggie, how come the light on your computer isn't on anymore?"
"It means the live stream of you two smurfing around is over. Plus, it already has 10 million views on xhamster," said SmurfAggie. She then sniffed the naked couple. "Wow, mating season does smell like sweat and shame."
"Yeah, but it was worth it. By the way, was there anything me and Clumsy did wrong?" asked SmurfStorm.
"Let's review. Getting drunk."
"Check."
"Beginning with a make out session."
"Check."
"Taking off your clothes."
"Check."
"Putting a condom on Clumsy's smurf."
Storm was about to say something, but then said the truth. "Actually, no. Clumsy was wearing a condom. Also what's a condom?"
"A condom is something you put on a boy's smurf so you don't get pregnant."
"Oh yeah, Willow told me to try not to get pregnant. But then again, if I have a baby, I want it to grow up with their father." She then kissed Clumsy on the lips. "I love you, Clumsy."
"I love you too, Stormy," said Clumsy. He then faced Aggie. "So, what are the chances of Stormy getting pregnant?"
"We'll just have to wait a week to find out," said Aggie.
1 week later…
A week had passed and no signs of Stormy being pregnant were shown… until today.
Stormy was eating a cheeseburger that Aggie had made, but Stormy kept spitting out the pickles, which Aggie and Clumsy noticed.
"Stormy, are you okay? You've been spitting out the pickles for two days straight," said Clumsy.
"I'm fine, okay, don't judge me. And I thought you loved me," said SmurfStorm, with a sad voice.
"Okay, calm down. I was just saying you should try the pickles once in a while," said Clumsy.
"Thanks, babe," said SmurfStorm, in a happy voice. She then kissed Clumsy on the cheek. "Okay, I had no idea what came over me."
"Well, two signs of pregnancy are mood swings and weird food cravings," said Aggie. "The other two signs are: constant vomiting and always needing to go to the bathroom."
"Speaking of the bathroom. I gotta go," said SmurfStorm, followed by her quickly going to use the bathroom. She came back five minutes later. "Okay, now we gotta find out if I'm pregnant."
"Luckily, I have a pregnancy test right here," said Aggie, as she handed Stormy the pregnancy test.
"Why do you even have this? You're not even old enough to get pregnant," said Clumsy.
"I know, I just got it in case any of my friends wanted to have a baby," said Aggie.
The three of them went to Clumsy and Stormy's house, and were shocked to see the results of the pregnancy test. It was positive.
"Holy smurf. I'm gonna have a baby!" said SmurfStorm, as she hugged Clumsy and Aggie. Clumsy then remembered something Willow told him a while back.
"By the way, if you ever smurf around with Stormy and she gets pregnant, make sure you marry her before the baby's born," said SmurfWillow in a flashback of the last chapter.
"Stormy, can I ask you something?" asked Clumsy, to which Stormy nodded. Clumsy got down on one knee, and pulled an engagement ring from his magic sack, causing Stormy to gasp. "SmurfStorm, will you marry me?"
"Yes!" said an excited SmurfStorm, to which Clumsy put the ring on her ring finger. "What took you so long to ask me this question?"
"Willow said to marry you if you get pregnant, but only before the baby's born," said Clumsy. To his surprise, Stormy kissed him quicker than guacamole shortage at a taco party. "Aggie, do you think you could plan our wedding?"
"Sure. After all, weddings are just big parties. Let's start with the theme, I already had a few themes planned specifically for you two," said Aggie, followed by her showing off the different themes.
Well, I felt it was about time that my smurf stories had a special guest star. Thanks to I. M. Rally for letting me use her OC, SmurfAggie (check the reviews for her story The Smurfs: The Legend of Smurfy Hollow, it's a really good story). Also, I feel like this is a better origin story for my OC, Hector, just because he gets to spend more time with his parents (if it wasn't clear, Hector is Stormy and Clumsy's son). I'll see you all next time.