TRANSY THE HEDGEHOG'S SAD BACKSTORY 😭

By: TRANSYTHEHEDGEHOG btw if u snowflake then don't read 😩 😳 🔫😩

Chapter 1: Transys killhood

Once a upon a time. Their waz a young MALE hedgehog name Annie. Annie lived a sad and pathethic lonely gross life. His mom was Jessy from team rocket from that pokemon cartoon, and his dad was knuklez (NOT KNUCKLES, btw its his long lost mom.) They had 2 kids, Annie and Gay the Hedgehog (His real name is BIG GAY!1! But we dot talk about that.) Anway, 1 day, Annie was heading home his elementary school, until he best friend, Soap ze headhog, runs up to Annie because he's relly fest. *demon voice* "wait Annie!" said Soap in a passionite tone. "WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU DUMB BAR OF CHEMICALS!11!" Louded Annie. You see, Annie absolty HATS Soap, because one time, soop kizzeies annies crush (Isabelle from animal cross word.) He was souper pissed, anne wanted to beat up and murder soop and ten killz soap agman. Anywae. *demon voice* "Anne, i just want to tellz u that me and Isabelle from animal crossword are noe dating and we will hav sex in da bathzoom at 2:09 pm tomorrow at sonic school." Annie was SOUPER LAZER PISSED at soap! How DARE SOAP hav sex with Isabelle from crossword walking!1! ISABELLE IS A VIRGIN! Also side note, soop called Anie a hotdog instead of a helium balloon in the bathroom last night, like. HOW DARE SOOP MISGENDERED THE ANNIE! Anyway, "GRRRR *BARKING NOISES* U KOWZ THAT IZE LIK ME MOE U CRUSTY MUSTY HOE!1!" Soap was in shock, like oh my he double poop nuggets, how dare that stupid bastered call him a hoe. *demon voice* "Oh yeahhhhhh?!Well, last person to have sex with izebelle wins her." said soap. Annie was so reedy, he wanted to hav the sex with the dog so damn bad, he canz feel hiz dick twitching and telling him dirty things while thinking about her naked. "Ok." said annie. Annie then ran ass fasst ass he caan so he can mak it hoe in time. When annie came inside of the howlse, jessie from teamworket was their and saaid: "Ayo mayo wats good g?" "Mommy, i need to become the tranz." Said annie with the slight sea salt teer in hiz eyez. "Omg, U CANZ 🅱 TAN CAUSE EGMEN IS ALREEDY THE TANNIEST SONIC CHARACTER IN THIS STORY LMFAO XD!1!" Annie snapped, no literale, he snapped in half from shock. Annie grabbed jessie by the neck, and lets just say annie blasted off offy away ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), Anywaw, Annie decided from here on out that annie is not annie anymore. No, annie is now TRANSY THE HEDGEHOG! *trumpet noises* Transy the hedgehog even decided to become a GRIL! SO QUIRKY LIKE #TRANSRIGHTSHUMORLOL. Transy then changed her fur to blue and pink because tatz da fleg. One more thing transy had to do, is to kill her father for litarle no reason other then why not! So, she flew to the angle iland and killed knuckles, oh btw she took Gay the Hedghog so he can see the entire action. Their was a sacrfirece to be make tho. Unforcounly, transy couldn't kill soap, nor have seggs with izebell. Mostly because tanzy was drunk that day and decided to burn the entire village, and may or may have notz killed both of zethm but ay! Who kares about SOAP right?! LOL! XD!

Just to let yall now, NO this account is NOT a jokez!11! Amd 2 english is NOT my fist laungue! So sowwy if I spell 70% ewveythim wwong! :(((