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The Fight
Darth Vader: Lydia was completely right.
SILENCE
Darth Vader: Okay, what is going on here?
Luke: What do you mean?
Darth Vader: Ain't that obvious? Are you playing dumb to fool me?
Luke: Dad – what are you talking about?
Darth Vader: Nothing is going on here. Nobody has been writing for three weeks.
Luke: Oh.
Darth Vader: Oh? What does "oh" mean?
Luke: I didn't realize it is so serious.
Darth Vader: What are you talking about?
Luke: Leia and Han had a fight.
Darth Vader: WHAT DID HE DO?
Luke: Well… it wasn't so much what he did, but what he didn't.
Darth Vader: SPILL IT!
Luke: They didn't had much time for each other lately – because Han was spending more time on some projects.
Darth Vader: What is her name?
Luke: No, it ain't like that. He was really busy. And Leia finally lost it. She tried to talk about it several times. But he ignored it – and then he was surprised, when she finally lost it.
Darth Vader: And he didn't thought about apologizing?
Luke: No… he was… well… he complained that she was too harsh instead. Leia didn't took that too well.
Darth Vader: That is idiotic!
Luke: Yeah, I told him that this was an idiot move. But , Dad, that is really not a reason to kill -
Darth Vader: I am talking about both of them.
Luke: Please, what?
Darth Vader: In a relationship sou have to learn to communicate. Obviously they both failed this time. But that doesn't mean they don't love each other. They have to talk and get over it.
Luke: Ooooookaaaay… who are you?
Darth Vader: What? You don't think your old man has that much experience? I had a lot of time to think about my mistakes in my relationship with your mother. If we had talked more, if we had listened more to each other – everything would have been different.
Luke: Oh dad.
Darth Vader: I will take care of this. I will call them.
Leia: Who is Lydia?
