I've Been There
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Chapter 1: Uncle Nono Understands
Noah Puckerman found two-year-old Tracie Anderson after she ran away from home. He didn't live too far from her house and thought she would tell him some stupid reason why she had run away. What she told him had his blood boiling, though. She told him that she ran away, so her papa wouldn't hit her like he hits her Dada. He then texts Kurt, saying, "Tracie is here, Kurt. I'll understand if you can't come to get her."
A few hours later, Kurt came wearing sunglasses, which Noah removed. When Noah sees Kurt has two black eyes, he asks, "How long?" Kurt looks at Tracie, who was watching The Avengers End Game, as he says, "Since Tracie was a month old. Your mom was at the hospital every time I came in. I thought for sure she would tell you or Carole about it. Tracie has been to your house more than once, but this was the first time you were in town. She was the one that broke into your house a week before you came home, and I told Sarah not to tell you about it."
Noah soon leaves and comes back an hour later with suitcases full of their clothes. He then takes Kurt to his bedroom and locks the door as he says, "I took care of Blaine for now, Kurt." Then Noah strips naked and says, "Kurt, after being stationed overseas, I was raped by men on the base after your dad came to visit me. I quit the Air Force after that, and I've been going to AA and group therapy for soldiers with PTSD. I totally stopped being into chicks after what happened to me, and have been with Karofsky once. So, yeah, I'm gay. Ha, Santana started calling me Tarzan after I told her, and I can tell you're dying to say something."
Kurt doesn't say a word at first and takes off his clothes, as he says, "Your mom told me before I came here, and I'm glad you swing my way. Let's just say, Tracie wanted The Hulk as her papa, and you look like The Hulk to me." The men soon start kissing, and as they fall onto the bed, Noah says, "I'm glad you're smaller than Karosky and I think you're going to really love what I'm about to do in a minute." Noah soon had his tongue in Kurt's ass, as Noah licked, and kissed Kurt's pucker Kurt started to moan in pleasure.
Soon, Noah was inside Kurt's ass, taking a swig of mouthwash before they kissed. As they break from the kiss, Kurt says, "Puck, stop, it hurts. I need to get used to Puckzilla's size first. God, I'm glad I wasn't into you back in high school now!" Noah stops and kisses Kurt again, then says, "I'm sorry, Princess, and I like hearing you call me, Noah. Ha, I was helping my mom raise Sarah, and I was the only one that said no to her. That's the reason she calls me Nono, and I bet Tracie won't like me in a month." Kurt was soon bouncing up and down on Puckzilla.
As Noah comes into Kurt, he says, "I love you, Kurt." Then, he whispers in Kurt's ear, "I need to show you something." before the men get dressed and go to a door with two locks on it. As Noah opens the door, Kurt jumps into Noah's arms, and says, "I filed for divorce before I came here, and I told dad about the things Blaine did to me. Noah, I should have..."
Noah cuts Kurt off, saying, "It's okay, Princess, we have the rest of our lives to make up for all that. Now, please, don't make me say something you always told your dad growing up." This makes Kurt blush before Noah whispers, "You're cute when you blush, Princess." As he sat on the couch, still holding Kurt. Noah soon takes a few pictures of them with his phone, then posts a few of them on Facebook after Kurt changed his relationship status to separated. Then Noah takes a picture of them kissing, and both men use that picture as they announce their new relationship on Facebook.
Quinn and Burt commented within seconds of each other. Quinn's comment was, "Burt Hummel, you owe me five thousand dollars! I told you when I was carrying Beth Corcoran, Kurt would try to get my man. Noah Puckerman is my ex, so pay up!" Burt replied to her comment, saying, "Come on, Quinn, you're still going to hold me to that. I was joking! Puck, Norah sent Carole a picture of your gun closet and I thought you should know. I never had a rifle! Ha, I bet, Tracie will be saying something Kurt would say to me in ten years."
Noah chuckles before replying to Burt, saying, "I showed Blaine the picture before sending him to the hospital. I was going to show Kurt this picture, but I think everybody needs to see just how much I love Kurt." Then he attached a picture of Blaine with two swollen black eyes, a broken nose, and bloody swollen lips to his comment.
Quinn comments, saying, "Rachel St. James, I am going to be the Baby Mama this time around! You are not making me miss out on that again, and I want to make it up to Puck. By the way, Burt Hummel, Puck taught me how to use every gun he has, and I know Tracie was taught how to use a rifle by Puck. Ha, she shoots lying down on the ground. Kurt, her rifle is at my house because Puck didn't want you to see it if he ever showed you his guns. I'm coming to see you two with your parents soon. One more thing, I'm dating Cooper, and Blaine's parents are staying with me. They saw the picture, and Patrick wants you to know. He is all for Puck being Tracie's new Papa Hulk."
Chapter 2 will be up soon