The day before Easter
Nelly was finally done with her apology messages to everyone she angered.
Nelly: There. I'm finally done.
Grandma Stotch: Wow. It took you all day yesterday to make all of those messages?
Nelly: Yeah. I've really pissed off everybody lately. I just want everything to be back to normal.
Grandma Stotch: Wait. I just realized something. If you're forgiving and your parents take you back, I won't have a housemate anymore.
Nelly: Look. I'll come and visit you sometimes. And I'll tell you what's going on. Well, if I'm forgiven of course.
Grandma Stotch: Look. You're a sweet young lady and I'm glad you'll be able to get your old life back, even if my grandson comes back to life.
Nelly: Yeah. Anyways, since tomorrow is a time for forgiveness, I'm gonna go out for a bit. I'll see you in a few.
Grandma Stotch: Okay. Be careful!
Nelly exited the house.
At Tegridy Farms, Stan and Wendy are creating Easter eggs.
Stan: We're so gonna win the Best Couple's Easter Eggs Competition tomorrow!
Wendy: You've got that right, Stan.
Sharon: Stan, how did you get such a fine and handsome young lady as your girlfriend?
Stan: Well, Mom. She's just really the greatest thing that ever happened to me. That's all.
Randy appeared with the Tegridy Farms Easter Special.
Randy: Well, everyone. It's time to start selling to Tegridy Easter special.
Sharon: No, Randy. Nobody wants another one of your holiday specials.
Randy: Of course they do! This town is nothing without my weed specials! You need to get into the holiday spirit!
Wendy: Mr. Marsh, are you aware that people only buy your weed because they don't want to upset you by telling you you're a crazy lunatic?
Randy: Stay out of this, Ho! You're not even apart of the family business!
Stan: Don't call my girlfriend a Ho, Dad!
Sharon: Yeah! You can't say that to Stan's girlfriend!
Randy: I'm sorry! It's just that my business is making more money than every other business in town! Come on, Towelie! Let's go celebrate Easter with Tegridy!
Towelie: On it!
They both left.
Stan: Lord, get me off of this farm.
Wendy: Stan, I love you and all, but please stop with the farm rants. They're getting old.
Stan: Okay. Fine. Let's just finish our Easter eggs.
Someone knocks on the door.
Shelly: I got it!
She answered it and it was Carlos.
Carlos: Hola, Chica.
Shelly: I'm way too old for you.
Carlos: I know. I was wondering where Wendy Testaburger is.
Shelly: She's in the kitchen with my brother.
He entered the house and went to the kitchen.
Carlos: Hola.
Stan: Hey, Carlos.
Sharon: Stanley, who is this?
Stan: A new kid from my school. He's originally from Mexico.
Sharon: So he's a foreign exchanged student?
Wendy: Yeah. Despite his nerdy look, girls are all over him.
Stan: But not you, right?
Wendy: Stan, no matter what happens, we're still together.
Stan: (Whispers) Tell that to three times we broke up in 2003, 2014 and 2016. Come to think of it, how come we're still the same age to this day?
Meanwhile at Dougie's house...
Dougie: These eggs look amazing!
Karen: I know. You did a great job on these!
Dougie: No. We did a great job on these. I really wish Butters was here to see this.
Karen: Well, you have that revival ray to bring with you to revive him, right?
Dougie: Yup! Just in time for Easter! He'll be alive again and everything will be back to the way it was before he died. I just hope Nelly doesn't try to ruin everything.
Samantha and Douglas appeared with their basket full of Easter eggs.
Samantha (OC): Me too.
Karen: Wow! Your Easter eggs are awesome!
Samantha (OC): Yeah. We made them together.
Douglas: Yeah.
Samantha (OC): We can't wait to win the Best Couple's Easter Egg Competition!
Dougie: More like Karen and I are gonna win.
Douglas: In your dreams, Dorky! No offense, Karen.
Karen: None taken.
Samantha (OC): Please don't call my brother that.
Douglas: Sorry, Babe.
Samantha (OC): It's okay. Let's just get ready for tomorrow.
Dougie: Okay.
The next day...
It was finally Easter and everybody was at a large green park getting ready for the Best Couple's Easter Eggs Competition.
Stan: We did an amazing job with these eggs.
Wendy: Yeah. Thanks to Carlos. But anyways...
Stan: Oh god dammit.
Wendy: What?
He points to where Randy and Towelie are selling the Tegridy Farms Easter Special to every single adult.
Randy: We'regonna make a tone of cash because of this special!
Towelie: I know! It's literally the best special we've had in years!
Stan: Dad, what are you doing?
Randy: Just making more money for our family business!
Cartman appeared with Liza.
Cartman: Sup, Stan.
Stan: Cartman?
Cartman: Yeah?
Wendy: What are you doing here?
Cartman: I'm just here for the competition with my babe.
Liza (OC): We made the best Easter eggs ever!
She then showed them the eggs.
Wendy: Those look amazing!
Cartman: I know. We actually made these together.
Liza (OC): Yeah. They look so cute!
Cartman: You know what you and these eggs we made have in common? You're all super beautiful.
Liza (OC): Aw! Thank you, Eric!
Randy: Hey, Eric! (He tossed him a jar of the Tegridy Easter Special) Give this to your mom.
Cartman: Okay.
Wendy: Mr. Marsh, today is a very special day for everyone and we don't need your weed ruining everything!
Randy: Mine your fucking business, Ho!
Stan: Dad, stop calling my girlfriend a ho!
Cartman: He has a point. This bitch with the pink hat is a ho.
?: Don't encourage him, Fatass!
The voice came from Kyle, who was with Emily.
Stan: Kyle? What are you doing here with Emily?
Kyle: Emily was all alone ever since Jason died and I felt bad, so I've been comforting her. Afterwards, we started dating for a little while.
Stan: Wait. You're dating Jason's girlfriend?
Kyle: Yeah. I didn't tell you that?
Cartman: No you didn't until a few seconds ago.
Wendy: So, Emily. I guess you and Kyle are a couple now?
Emily: Yeah. I'd figure that Jason would want me to move on from his death. I just really miss him so much.
Cartman: Don't we all.
Liza (OC): Who's Jason?
Cartman: He was one of our friends. And if you want to know how he passed, he was ran over by a police car.
Liza (OC): Oh my god. I'm so sorry to hear that.
Emily: Yeah. I just miss him so much.
She begins to cry again.
Kyle: It's okay, Emily. Let's just take our eggs to the table over there.
Emily: Okay, Kyle.
They went to go place their eggs on the table.
Wendy: We better do the same.
Cartman: Well, I've gotta give this to my mom. You can put our perfect and beautiful eggs on the table.
Liza (OC): Sure thing. Oh, and Eric, please don't call Wendy the B or H words anymore. Okay?
Cartman: Anything for you, sweetie.
Liza (OC): Great!
Pip and Allie were watching that the whole they were placing their eggs on the table.
Pip: Their relationship makes me sick. Liza's a great friend, but I hate Cartman.
Allie: Yeah. But we can't break them up or Liza will hate us.
Pip: Anyways, let's go get ready for the egg hunt later on!
Allie: Good idea, Babe.
Wendy was on her way to her friends before Carlos showed up.
Wendy: Carlos?
Carlos: Hey. I kinda need your help.
Wendy: With what?
Carlos: My grandfather gave me a golden Easter egg last year and I can't find it. So can you help me?
Wendy: Sure. Where is it?
Carlos: It's in the porta potty over there.
Wendy: Ew.
Carlos: I know. So gross. I really don't want to go in there. So can you do it for me?
He then waved his hair multiple times, which made Wendy sigh romantically.
Wendy: Sure thing, Carlos.
Carlos: Thanks. (She then headed towards to porta pottyas the handsome nerd gave out an evil grin.) Thanks indeed.
He chuckled evilly as Wendy headed towards to porta potty. She entered it.
Wendy: I don't see it!
Carlos: Try looking harder on the seat.
He then rigged the handle and closes the door, which caused Wendy to become locked inside.
Wendy: Carlos, what's going on? Carlos?
He took out the list of girls to manipulate and crossed out Wendy's name.
Carlos: Next up, Red.
Wendy: What?!
Carlos: Have fun spending Easter in there, Chica.
Wendy: Bebe and Annie were right! Help! HELP!!! SOMEONE HELP!!!
Randy and Towelie were done selling weed and started to sell the "I enjoyed the Tegridy Easter Special" shirts.
Randy: Since they're enjoying the special, let's sell them these shirts.
Towelie: Good idea.
Nelly made it to the park with all of the apology letters she made.
Nelly: As soon as I give these to everyone, I'll have my old life back and Butters will be brought back to life. Let's do this.
Wendy was still stuck in the porta potty and was trying her best to get out of there.
Wendy: I swear to god when I get my hands on the Mexican asshole, I'm gonna fucking beat his sorry ass! So what if he's handsome?! That's not gonna stop me from kicked his ass! Okay, I'm gonna have to kick this door open! (That's what she did) GOD DAMMIT! CAN THINGS GET ANY WORSE?! (A strong wind came out of nowhere and knocked the porta potty off balance. After that, it tipped over and dirty water splashed all over Wendy.) OH COME ON!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I'M ALL COVERED IN SHIT NOW!!! (Sighs) Worst Easter ever.
Later...
Mayor McDaniels: Okay, everyone! We have announced the winners of the Best Couple's Easter Egg Competition. And the winners are... (After a bit of silence) Karen McCormick and Dougie O'Connell!
Dougie: Yes! We won!
Karen: Hooray!
Theresa: Wow. We just lost to a loser.
Isla: Yeah, and he's dating Kenny's sister.
The two winners ran onto the stage.
Dougie: Guys, we am so happy to be the winners of this. I was so happy when Karen and I became a couple. And trust me, he'll be proud to be back alive again because I made something to bring him back. That's right! Butters is getting revived by my new invention: the revival ray!
Karen: You should probably show it to them after the speech.
Dougie: Okay. Anyways, thanks for your support!
Theresa: I never supported him.
Isla: Me neither. Karen should find someone better.
Red: Can't agree more.
The Rest of the Girls: Yeah.
Jessie: Where's Wendy?
They heard loud and heavy breathing and they turned to see Wendy, who was angry and had a huge mess all over her.
Kal: There she is!
Wendy: WHERE'S... CARLOS?!!!
Mrs. Testaburger: Wendy, are you okay?
Wendy: No. Someone thought it would be funny to lock me in a porta potty!
Red: I know exactly who...
Cartman: I was with Liza the entire time she was in there, so don't even go there!
Mr. Testaburger: Look. There is a washroom nearby, so go and clean yourself up.
Wendy: Okay.
She then left.
Stan: Poor Wendy. I should've been there.
Cartman: No kidding. You're a terrible boyfriend.
Stan: Says the guy who turned Heidi into his female counterpart!
Scott M: Guys, don't fight on Easter! Where's your holiday spirit?
Cartman: (Mocking Scott) "Guys, don't fight on Easter! Where's your holiday spirit? I'm Scott Malkinson. I've got diabetes!"
Everybody except Scott, Sophie, Ellen and Liza bursted out laughing.
Clark: That was a good one!
Scott M: Oh screw you all!
Mayor McDaniels: Anyways, let's...
?: Wait!
It was Nelly. She appeared on the stage.
Stephen: Hey! It's the bitch who killed my son!
Everybody started booing her.
Linda S: Get out of here! You killed my son, you little bitch!
Nelly: Look! I have a lot of things to say!
Cartman: This oughta be good.
Nelly: Everyone, I owe all of you a huge apology. Laser Tag Employee, I'm sorry I called you the N word, punched you and threw that laser gun at you. Craig, I'm sorry for...
Many apologies later...
Nelly: And finally, my former parents, I'm really sorry for not listening to you about the whole tormenting Butters thing. You were right. I should've gotten over what happened back in 2016 and ended my grudge, but I didn't. I turned to a monster and became hated by my friends and my boyfriend. I really am sorry for everything I've done to piss you off and I promise I'll change and become a better person. (Everybody was thinking over Nelly's really long apology. Cartman then entered the stand with a pie.) What's with the pie?
Cartman: I just want to give it to you. And trust me, there's nothing in it.
Nelly: Are you sure?
Cartman: Yes. I put nothing in that pie. No laxatives, no poison, no disgusting food, nothing.
Nelly: Okay. I already have a clean fork so I can try it.
She sticks the fork in the pie, which explodes in her face. And everybody bursted out laughing hysterically and Nelly was angry.
Cartman: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I GOT YOU GOOD, YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!
Nelly: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Cartman: That was my way of saying we forgive you as long as you don't act like a bitch again.
Mayor McDaniels: Okay. Before we start the Easter hunt, let's do something real quick.
All of the South Park kids and some of the adults are now at the cemetery...
Pip: Okay, Dougie. Demonstrate what your invention can do.
Dougie: Okay.
He shot the revival gun at Jason's tombstone, which started glowing and Jason was revived.
Jason: What year is this?
Emily ran towards him and gave him a big hug.
Emily: (While she's crying) DON'T YOU EVER DIE ON ME AGAIN!
Jason: I missed you too, Emily.
Emily walked towards Kyle.
Emily: We're though. Come on, Jason! Let's go hunt Easter Eggs.
They both walked away and Kyle is now heartbroken.
Kyle: I'm happy Jason's back and all, but Dougie, when Easter is over, I'm gonna kill you.
Shiela: Kyle!
Kyle: Sorry, Mom.
Dougie: (Gulps) Okay... I'm gonna revive Butters now.
Nelly: Wait. I'll bring him back.
Dougie: No way! You'll break my new invention!
Nelly: I won't. I promise.
Dougie: I don't believe you.
Julia: Dougie, you may have to trust her. Even though she killed your friend, she could redeem her by a small bit if you give it to her.
Dougie: Okay, Mom. (He gives Nelly the revival gun) Make sure you give him a sincere apology when you revive him.
Nelly: Okay. Here goes...
She aimed the revival gun at Butters' grave and shoots the tombstone, which caused it to glow.
2 Minutes Earlier in Heaven...
Jesus: So you're really getting revived?
Butters: Yeah. Nelly made things right by apologizing and admitting what she did was wrong.
Chef: Well, tell everyone back on Earth we said hi.
Butters: Okay. (He hugs Chef.) I'm gonna miss you and your soul songs, Chef.
Chef: Me too.
Butters then approached Mrs. Nelson.
Mrs. Nelson: You've been one of the best students I've ever had and I'm glad I got to see you and Jason again.
Butters: Thanks, Mrs. Nelson.
Mrs. Nelson: You're welcome.
He then approached Satan.
Satan: Damien made the right choice having you as a friend.
Butters: Well, I'm glad he chose not to use his powers for evil anymore.
He then approached Clyde's Mom.
Betsy: If you see Clyde, tell him I miss him and his father, and to put the toilet seat down.
Butters: Um, okay?
He then approached Jesus.
Butters: I'm gonna miss hanging out with you.
Jesus: Me too.
(Play "Heroes" by David Bowie for this sectionand skip to 2:00)
Butters starts to vanish as he is getting revived.
Butters: Goodbye, guys! I'll never forget you!
He fully vanished and is teleported back to Earth. His halo and wings are now gone and he is back to life. His friends and his parents hugged him.
Dougie: I missed you so much!
Pip: We're never gonna let shit like this happen to you again!
Angela: BUTTERBEAR!
Stephen: Butters, your mother and I were miserable, but now, we're so happy you're back!
Butters: Thanks, everyone.
Nelly: Butters, I'm sorry for everything I've done to you. Can you ever forgive me? I promise I won't be a massive bitch to you anymore.
Butters: Nelly, I forgive you. And I'm sorry for some of the things I've done to you too.
They both hugged and everyone awed.
Matt: Nelly, welcome back to the family.
Nelly: Really?! Oh thank you!
She hugged both of her parents.
Bebe: Welcome back to the girls group, Nelly.
Nelly: Thanks, guys.
Cartman: Let's go hunt some Easter eggs!
Kyle: Glad you said something that was a great idea for once. Let's go!
All of the South Park kids were hunting Easter eggs, Randy was selling his usually weed and the T-Shirts and everybody continued doing their Easter activities. Carlos was happy that everyone's enjoying their time on Easter.
Carlos: I missed the Stotch kid. He was kinda funny. Anyways, back to my plan.
Everybody spend the rest of the day making Easter eggs and the adults were proud of their children for their hard work. They were all rewarded with Easter baskets with prizes. After a long day, everyone went home.
The next day at the bus stop...
Stan: Glad everything's back to normal now that Butters is back.
Kyle: Yeah.
Cartman: Wanna play Smash Ultimate after skewl?
Kenny: (Fuck yeah!)
Happy Easter, everyone!