Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. But you guys already know that, right? And if you don't, well, I won't judge~! XDXDXD

New Pokemon story! What's with all these new stories, right? Why don't I just focus on my current ones, right? Well, I'm a guy who's just chalk full of ideas, and if I'm limited to just my current stories, well, I'll implode in the inside… XDXDXD I gave this story an M rating just to be safe. I'll change it accordingly, but… things could get spicy later on...

Also, I'M NOT DEAD! I realize I haven't updated in years, but one day I looked back at some of my older stories and suddenly, I found some inspiration to start writing again. I'm aware that several years have passed, my preferences have changed and the things I enjoy have changed considerably, but writing is something I have, and always will enjoy. I've just been pretty caught up in my personal life and stuff. Anyways, more details as to what I've been up to on my updated profile. For the time being, don't worry, I will continue to keep on writing fanfictions for you peeps. I'm sorta keeping things at my own pace and I don't want to rush things. I can't guarantee that I'll remain alive, however, so... bear with me, I'm trying my best! :PP

Anyways, this story is just pure comedy. No angst, no hurt/comfort, just comical RomCom goodness… XD This is a change from the usual feels mine stories I used to write, but I do have a comical side, so I'll go wild in this story here! XD Also, since this is a reverse harem, so every boy here has a chance at the girl in the end… XD One last thing, no Pokemon in this story, just the characters. This is an AU slice of life story, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the comical gold that is about to ensue! XD

Chapter 1: The New Girl

It was a bright and beautiful day in Mauville City. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and a young blue haired girl was moving in from Sinnoh. Little did the young teenage girl know that her move to the Hoenn Region would be the start of her most hectic, wild and most fun-filled moments of her life.

The next scene shows a moving van arriving at Mauville City. Out of the van, a young, beautiful blue haired girl emerges, shown dragging a suitcase around. Her eyes were a sparkling, beautiful ocean blue and she had a bright, cheerful smile on her face, hopeful and confident.

"Finally, we're here!" The blue haired girl says cheerfully with a bright smile on her face. "That was such a long trip, but we made it! My college career in the Hoenn Region finally begins!" The blue haired girl has a bright, hopeful smile on her face as she makes her way towards the huge mansion in front of her.

"My name is Dawn! I'm an 18 year old girl studying abroad in the Hoenn Region." The blue haired girl narrates in a cheerful voice. "I was born in the Sinnoh Region, and I graduated from Twinleaf High just last year. After I graduated, I decided I wanted to join the field of designing. You see, I want to become a fashion designer when I graduate from college! I also decided that I wanted to take my education a step further by studying abroad! But, of course I need a place to stay and won a grand prize offer through a lottery: A stay at a mansion in Mauville City, where I'm allowed to stay until I graduate! And so, here I am! The new girl of the Hoenn Region!" As the blue haired girl finishes narrating, she takes her suitcase into the mansion to get settled.

"Now let's see… Hm… The invitation here said that someone would come over here and show me around and take me to my room, so I guess I have to wait." The blue haired girl muses to herself as she waits by the front gate of the mansion. Moments later, she's greeted by a spiky raven haired boy with warm brown eyes and a kind, friendly smile on his face. He looked about Dawn's age, if not, a little older than her. He was quite handsome as well, and that warm smile on his face was enough to make any girl swoon over him.

"Hi there, you must be the new girl, right?" The raven haired boy says with a smile on his face. "My name is Ash, and I'll be showing you around the mansion. What's your name?" He asks as he offers to shake hands. The blue haired girl smiles at how friendly he seemed and takes his hand and shakes it as well.

"My name is Dawn! I'm studying abroad from the Sinnoh Region!" The blue haired girl explains with a cheerful, preppy smile on her face. "It's nice to meet you, Ash!" Ash smiles at the blue haired girl and holds his hand for a little longer than a normal handshake, seemingly having taken interest in her. He finally lets her hand go and turns around to guide her and show her around.

"Anyways, follow me!" Ash says with a smile on his face. "I'll show you around and introduce you to the others living here with us!" Dawn nods her head as she follows along and has a bright smile on her face cheerfully.

"What a nice guy!" The blue haired girl says while a bit red in the cheeks. She then feels a bit of drool dribbling from her mouth as she stares at the handsome black haired boy dreamily and comically. '...And… and just my- Wait, what are you even saying, Dawn? You just met the guy! Just because he's a pretty face, doesn't mean you should go drooling over him! Pull yourself together, me!' She thinks to herself while shaking her head adorably and smacking herself on her cheeks, before following Ash closely behind.

The first place Ash had brought Dawn was the school gymnasium. The gymnasium was massive and there was both an indoor and an outdoor pool as well as shower stalls open and ready for use. Ash smiles at Dawn in a friendly manner as he guides her inside the building.

"This is the gymnasium!" Ash says in a friendly manner. "The gym, as well as the pool, is open every day from 8 AM to 6 PM and the outdoor pool is closed during the winter time! It's free for everyone within the manor to use, so if you feel like you need a workout, you're free to come here any time!" He says with a wide, friendly smile. Dawn is seen with sparkling eyes over how huge the gymnasium was.

"This place is huge! There's both an indoor and an outdoor pool? That's crazy! Rich people are crazy!" She exclaims while completely mesmerized. Ash chuckles at this and sweat drops at the over-excited girl, amused by how easily excited the young blue haired teenager was. He then takes notice of a girl with short, shoulder length hair dressed in a school swimsuit with a towel over her shoulders. She looked to be around Ash's age and looked like a preppy, sporty tomboy. Ash smiles at the orange haired girl and waves with a grin.

"Yo, Mist! Over here!" Ash calls out to the orange haired girl, waving with a wide, goofy grin. The orange haired girl perks up as she hears Ash's voice and turns around eagerly and beams at him brightly.

"Ash! So nice of you to drop by!" Misty says in a preppy, tomboyish manner. She then takes notice of Dawn and pauses a bit, but continues to smile tomboyishly, despite taking notice of the blue haired girl.. "... Who's that girl over there…?" She asks comically and dangerously, causing Dawn to jump slightly with a cat-ripple and sweat drop profusely as she lets out a small squeak. Something about her was… unsettling... Ash seemed completely oblivious to this and put a hand to Dawn's shoulder.

"This is Dawn! She's the new girl who's now moving in! I offered to show her around since she looked a bit lost!" Ash explains with a wide, laid-back goofy grin. "Dawn, this is Misty! She's been friends of mine since high school!" Dawn smiles in a friendly manner and bows politely at the older orange haired girl, putting her unsettled feelings towards the orange haired girl aside for just a second.

"N-Nice to meet you, Misty!" Dawn says while smiling in a friendly manner and offering to shake hands. "I-I hope we can be friends…" Misty smiles at Dawn and takes her hand and shakes it… but… something still felt… very unsettling about the orange haired girl.

"Sure! But…" Misty says tomboyishly and in a seemingly friendly manner. She then leans closely to whisper into Dawn's ear so that Ash doesn't hear what she says to her. Her eyes suddenly bulge wide open and her pupils dilate in a comically horrifying manner. "Ashisofflimits,gotit…? He'smine…MINEISAY! Youeventhinkaboutsettingyoursightsonhim,thatprettyfaceofyourswon'tbeveryprettyforlong…" Misty whispers to Dawn's ears in a very terrifying, almost maniacal manner. Misty's face reverts back to her usual, tomboyish, preppy smile as she looks Dawn in the eyes and smiles innocently. "If you have any questions, be sure to ask me, alright, Bestie~?!" She says comically to Dawn.

At this point, Dawn is completely terrified and is trembling uncontrollably and comically and meekly nodding her head while chibified while Ash is completely oblivious to everything that happened. "Well, glad to see you two are getting along! Let's move on! Cya, Mist! We can hang out after I finish showing Dawn around!" Misty waves as Ash takes his leave, but gives Dawn the same unsettling look she did before… her eyes bulged and her pupils dilated while Ash wasn't looking… as if she was giving Dawn a very clear warning. This makes Dawn's skin crawl as she jumps a bit and quickly and quietly scurries after Ash, looking to get away from the orange haired girl as quickly as possible.

"So, whattya think? Think you'll settle in just fine?" Ash asks Dawn in a friendly, laid back manner while doing his best to be supportive to the new girl. "You seem to already be great friends with Mist, and that's always great to see!" Dawn looks both ways frantically, making sure Misty was FAR far away from them. She sees that no one is there and takes a deep sigh.

"She's… interesting… to say the least…" Dawn says while still shuddering at the thought of Misty's crazed look in her eyes, but at the same time, she didn't want to sound offensive despite how she truly felt towards her. "S-So, what's next? If you don't mind, I'd like a bite to eat. It's nearly lunchtime, so…" Dawn says nervously while twiddling her thumbs. Ash smiles at this and nods his head.

"Sure, we can go get lunch! I'm feeling pretty peckish myself!" Ash says in a friendly manner. "Let's head over there now! Some friends of mine will be there as well!" Ash says as she takes Dawn's hand, leading her to the dining hall. Dawn grows a bit red in the cheeks as Ash holds her hand and he seems a bit oblivious to the fact that he was holding hands with a girl he had just met. At the same time, she was also nervous because of what Misty had told her earlier.

"H-Huwaaaaaaaah…" Dawn rambles with swirly eyes while red in the cheeks and steam erupting from the top of her head, flustered due to all the complicated feelings she was currently faced with as they make their way to the dining hall.

Moments later, Ash and Dawn arrive at the food court and the two buy their lunches. There was a huge buffet of food freshly prepared by the finest cooks. Ash had ordered a burger fresh off the grill while Dawn ordered some swagyu steak. Dawn has sparkling eyes while completely impressed with the variety of food places that were available to them.

"I still can't believe that this place serves high grade wagyu steak and you don't even have to pay a dime!" Dawn says as she takes a seat with Ash. "Rich people are crazy!" She had already forgotten the incident with Misty and looked much more relaxed after seeing the scope of the mansion's buffet assorment. Ash laughs at this and smiles, seeing Dawn was enjoying herself. He then takes notice of his friends and waves at them.

"Gary, Paul, over here!" Ash waves at them. "This is the new girl I mentioned! Come and say hi!" A spiky brown haired teenager wearing a black shirt and jeans and a purple haired teenager dressed in knee length, torn jeans and a skull t-shirt take notice of Ash. The brown haired boy had a cocky, wolfish grin and his dark green eyes were brimming with confidence. The purple haired boy just looked the other way with his hands in his pockets and was listening to blaring rock music through a pair of headphones.

"Heya, Ashy-boy~! So this is the new girl you were talking about, eh?" The brown haired boy says with a grin. Dawn bows her head politely and introduces herself. The brown haired boy gives Dawn a wolfish grin with his arms crossed "Heh, polite and cute, arencha? I'm Gary, and this is Paul! Don't mind him, he's a bit moody!" He says as he motions to Paul. Paul is simply quiet, but simply nods his head to Dawn, acknowledging that Dawn was here and that they were introducing themselves to her. Dawn looked a bit flustered at how bold and flirtatious Gary was with her and found herself growing a deep red in the cheeks. Both boys were very handsome, taking a closer look at them, and being surrounded by three very handsome boys was… unsettling for her… Gary seemed to notice just how flustered Dawn looked and decided that he would tease her… just a little bit.

"So, Dawn, why don't you tell us a little more about yourself~!" Gary says as he takes a big, wolfish bite of his burger. "What kind of panties are you wearing~?!" As Gary asks this, Ash comically spits out his soda and Paul comically perks up, very slightly, as if he was also interested in this topic. Dawn grows a very deep red in the cheeks and shuffles in her seat in an embarrassed manner.

"D-Do I have to answer…?" Dawn asks in a small, flustered voice while turning into a gentle kitten and her cheeks puffed in an adorable pout. "This is sexual harrassment… I don't want to answer…" Dawn mumbles quietly. Gary grins at this and ruffles Dawn's hair affectionately and wolfishly.

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding~! You don't have to answer!" Gary says with a wide, teasing grin. "I just wanted to tease ya a bit, sorry for putting ya through that!" He says as he ruffles Dawn's head. Dawn pouts at this and is red in the cheeks with tears formed in her eyes as she shuffles in her seat, embarrassed by Gary's teasing. Ash breathes a sigh of relief hearing that Gary wasn't serious and takes another sip of his soda and Paul closes his eyes, silently listening to his music.

"... I would like to know though…" A lanky green haired boy wearing glasses comically says creepily, appearing seemingly out of nowhere. Gary has his eyes widened and falls off his seat comically, taken by surprise while Ash comically spits his soda a second time. The creepy, green haired boy tips his glasses pervertedly as he looks at Dawn. Dawn is visibly disturbed by the creep who had appeared out of nowhere, but didn't want to come off as rude. Conway turns to Dawn as his glasses glint creepily while tipping his glasses."If you don't mind me asking, miss… what color are your-" He says, but is then cut off as he's punched in the gut seemingly out of nowhere by an orange haired blur.

"CHESTOOOOOOOOOO~!" The blur, which had rushed into the scene seemingly out of nowhere to give the creepy green haired boy a body blow to the gut, says comically. Dawn squeaks and has a cat ripple as she recognizes it to be Misty. Her eyes were bulged wide and her pupils were dilated, giving off the same, unsettling look from before as she slams her fist into the poor, unsuspecting pervert. "NOONESEXUALLYHARASSESMYBESTIEANDGETSAWAYWITHIIIIIIT~!" The green haired pervert is comically sent flying and crashes into some lunch tables and is knocked out while he's seen with swirly eyes and his soul hanging out of his mouth comically.. Dawn sweat drops at this and looks concerned for the green haired pervert… even if he was sexually harassing her.

"I-Is he going to be okay…?" Dawn asks nervously. Misty simply dusts her hands tomboyishly before giving Dawn a friendly smile/

"Oh, don't worry about him… That's Conway… He's a pervert…. No one likes Conway!" She explains to Dawn comically. "If he sexually harrasses you again, let me know! I'll reintroduce him to Mister Fist!" She says tomboyishly while cracking her knuckles and talking to Dawn as if they were already the best of friends. Dawn sweat drops at this and scoots away from Misty, clearly still terrified of the orange haired girl.

"R-Right…" Dawn says nervously with her eyes twitched, but not wanting to sound rude to Misty. She clearly showed she was still… very much afraid of the orange haired girl, and for good reason. 'Is everyone in this mansion this crazy…?' Dawn thinks to herself as she takes a bite out of her steak, contemplating what she had just gotten herself into.

Moments later, it was getting late. Ash had shown Dawn around the mansion, Dawn was finally guided to her room. Since there were so many guests living within this mansion, Dawn would be sleeping with two other guests who had just arrived today as well.

"Well, this is where we go our separate ways, but we'll meet again tomorrow!" Ash says to Dawn. "If you need help getting around, feel free to ask around for help! It was nice getting to know you, Dawn!" Dawn smiles and waves farewell to Ash, Gary and Paul.

"Bye, guys! I had fun today! Thanks for showing me around!" Dawn says politely as she waves farewell to the three teenagers. She then sighs tiredly and lets herself into her room and opens the door, only to see her roommates were there. A friendly looking blonde haired girl and a black haired girl with a deadpan expression and her eyes glued to a game system. They were both about the same age as Dawn was.

"Ah, you must be Dawn! Nice to meet you!" The blonde haired girl says politely in a friendly manner. She gave off an aura of great wealth with how she was dressed in a fancy white silk dress as she bows her head to the blue haired girl, "I'm Lily, and this is Selene! We moved in from Alola! We'll be your roommates!" As Lily introduces themselves, a black haired girl with a deadpan expression gives off a casual wave. She was wearing headphones and was currently deeply engaged playing on her portable game system.

"Yosuuuuuu~!" The black haired girl says in a deadpan manner while waving while she was completely glued to her game screen. She was dressed in a cute, thick red hoodie and black, baggy sweatpants. The hood of her hoodie had cute circular bear ears. Her messy black hair was long and flowing, reaching to her waist and her bangs were swept to the side, part of her bangs covering her left eye. Dawn smiles at this. Her roommates seemed to be friendly and normal enough! … Seemed to be… being the key word here...

"Go right ahead! We're about to head off to bed soon as well! Tomorrow is going to be a busy day!" Dawn relaxes a bit and goes to the bathroom to take a shower… completely forgetting to lock the door due to her exhaustion… This… would turn out to be a BIG… mistake… as Selene is seen to have her eyes glint comically as she takes her eyes off her game system.

Moments later, Dawn finishes taking her shower and sighs while relaxed as she dries herself off. As she exits the shower, she pauses and comically sees Selene had entered the bathroom moments before… wearing Dawn's light blue and white-striped panties on her head with a deadpan expression and letting out deep breaths as she sniffs Dawn's panties repeatedly. There is an awkward silence, Dawn having her mouth gawked open and left completely speechless before Selene comically decides to break the silence and speaks.

"I should probably warn you before you make the same mistake again…" Selene says comically in a deadpan manner. "I'm a lesbian…" She then comically tackles Dawn to the floor while Dawn lets out a startled squeal as Selene tackles her off-screen engaging in a moment of… skinship…

'... Am I going to be alright living here…?' Dawn asks herself in an exasperated manner, as the chapter comes to a close.

Well, that's that! Hope you all enjoyed the first chapter! I wanted to make it as comedic and as chaotic as possible.

Yes, I made Selene (Sun/Moon female protagonist just in case you're wondering XD) into a perverted lesbian… and yes… I have no regrets. She's also complete with a bit of a redesign! XD Lemme know if you like! I also turned Misty into a yandere… because that's just way too funny… XD

Anyways, let me know what you guys think! Leave a nice review and give me some constructive criticism on how I should improve! It's been a long time, I may have gotten a biiiiiiiit rusty XD Here's the preview for the next chapter!

Next time: Dawn's new life within the mansion has now finally begun. Dawn finds herself being approached relentlessly by Misty and tries everything she can to avoid her, scared for her life should she upset her. Will the two finally come to an understanding? Next time on Mayhem in Mauville Mansion, Obsessive Friendship. "Am I going to be alright living here…?" Dawn muses to herself.

~Honou