With Eda; she was exiting the CBS Studio before getting onto her staff which then began to fly off.
"Whew, another long day on presenting prizes for Let's Make a Deal." said Eda, "Hopefully a bottle of wine should do the trick."
She then flew to Toon Manor before getting on the ground and walked into the mansion through the front door.
The witch walked to the walk in wine cooler before looking through different bottles of wine.
She stopped at a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon before pulling it out and walked out of the cooler.
"There we go, some good old Cabernet Sauvignon, the best of red wine." said Eda.
She walked to the living room and sat down on the couch before popping the cork out and started drinking the wine.
"Oh yeah, that's the good stuff." said Eda.
She drank some more wine.
She licked her lips.
"I love a good drink of alchohol." said Eda.
She drank some more wine before finishing it up.
The witch looked at the bottle and groaned.
"Rats, drank it all." said Eda.
She tossed the bottle and a breaking sound was heard.
"Well, I'd better get some more wine." said Eda.
She stood up and walked out of the living room.
Bugs who came in saw this.
He sighed.
"Of course." said Bugs.
The witch walked into the wine cooler and looked at bottles of wine.
Meanwhile in THE BAD PLACE The Devil(CupHead) is seeing this.
"Oh yeah, I have the most awesome job ever." said the Devil.
He laughed so loud that fire appeared around him.
"Let's see if Eda Clawthorne ends up wanting to make a deal with me." said the Devil.
He looked on to see Eda grabbing another bottle of wine and started chugging it down.
He shook his head.
"Great, I'd better speed things up." said the Devil.
He snapped his fingers.
Back in the mansion; Eda was about to drink more wine before the bottle disappeared, shocking her.
"Hey what the?" said Eda.
She looked in the wine cooler and saw all the bottles of wine were gone.
Eda became confused.
"Where'd all the wine go?" said Eda.
Soon laughter is heard.
She looked at Bugs who was laughing.
"Looks like you'll have to stay sober." said Bugs.
Eda punched Bugs.
"Not happening. I'd do something very drastic just to have a bottle of wine, even sell my soul to the devil." said Eda.
Then in a puff of smoke, the Devil appeared smirking evily as Eda noticed him.
"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo." the Devil said politely.
Bugs was shocked.
"THE DEVIL!" Bugs yelled before running off.
"I couldn't help but overheard your predicament." said the Devil.
Eda gulped.
"Don't worry, I can help." said the Devil.
He snapped his fingers and a whole bunch of bottles of wine appeared.
Eda was deadpanned by the wine before her eyes became all starey eyed like Anne's eyes.
Interview Gag
"I must have died and gone to heaven." said Eda.
End Interview Gag
"I'm game." said Eda.
The Devil smirked.
"Perfect." said the Devil.
Interview Gag
"This went better then I could have hoped." said the Devil.
End Interview Gag
However Eda stopped and became confused.
"WHATS the catch Devil?" She asked.
"Oh, nothing much, just sign your name on a contract and we'll be good." said the Devil.
Eda did some thinking before smiling.
"Okay, deal." said Eda.
A contract appeared in the Devil's hands and he held it in front of the witch as a quill appeared in Eda's hand.
"Just sign your full name here." said the Devil.
Eda signed her entire full name on the contract before it disappeared as the Devil laughed.
"YOUR SOUL BELONGS TO ME NOW YOU DUMB BITCH!" the Devil yelled before an electric guitar appeared in his hands and he played a Bill and Ted guitar rift.
Eda groaned.
"Please, not like I couldn't find a way to get out of this deal." said Eda.
The Devil laughed again.
"Bitch please, a deal with me is binding. Once you finish up all your bottles of wine, then your soul shall belong to me." said the Devil.
"You know, you should meet one of my previous boyfriends, he tried to get me to sign my soul over to him, but I wound up stealing his entire fortune, as well as his red 2019 Porsche Speedster." said Eda, "Hardly been used."
"Who the fuck did you date just to get that, Jon Cryer?" said the Devil.
"No." said Eda.
The Devil is shocked.
"I think you did." said the Devil, "I've seen that episode of Two and a Half Men."
Flashback
The Devil was in a living room watching Two and a Half Men.
He groaned before tossing a remote into the TV, destroying it.
"Sucks." said the Devil.
End Flashback
Eda became confused.
"I thought you lived on an island where everything was based off the 1930's or 1940's." said Eda.
"Bite me." said the Devil.
Eda then bit one of the Devil's fingers off and he screamed in pain.
"Oh quit you're crying, I lose body parts all the time but regain them." said Eda.
The devil is still mad.
"You'll be mine." said the Devil.
Eda thought of something.
"Wait a minute, I just thought of something, if I don't finish all the wine you gave me, will I still keep my soul?" said Eda.
The Devil did some thinking.
"Well technically." said the Devil.
Eda laughed before snorting.
"I'M SMARTER THEN THE DEVIL, I'M SMARTER THEN THE DEVIL, I'M SMARTER THEN THE DEVIL!" Eda cheered.
The Devil grew Giant.
"YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THEN ME EDA CLAWTHORNE, I WILL HAVE YOUR SOUL YET AND YOU WILL BE MINE!" He shouted and laughed.
He then disappeared.
Eda scoffed.
"Easy, I just need to lay off the wine, and I'll be fine." said Eda.
She then thought of something.
"I wonder if it counts if someone else drinks the last bottle?" said Eda.
She shrugged it off.
She then walked off.
"Maybe there's something in the fridge I can drink for the time being." said Eda.