Outside an alleyway in Toon City; Scratch was in a dumpster gorging down on lots of food.
"Mmm, oh yeah, so much leftover stuff that's still so good." said Scratch.
He burped.
"So good." said Scratch, "Even if it's in the garbage."
He then flew off.
"I wonder what else I can scrounge for." said Scratch.
He looked around and saw a Batman shaped pizza.
He became shocked.
"A Batman shaped pizza. Don't mind if I do." said Scratch.
He gorged down on the pizza.
He then burped again.
"Oh yeah." said Scratch.
But then he was hit by a cop car being driven by MacArthur and Sanders and splattered on the window.
"God dammit, I hit another dragonfly." said MacArthur.
Sanders shook her head.
"That's no dragonfly, that was Scratch." said Sanders.
Sanders became shocked.
"THAT WAS SCRATCH!?" yelled Sanders.
Interview Gag
"How am I not used to seeing the dead already?" said Sanders.
End Interview Gag
"I think there was some form of miscommunication on someone's part." said MacArthur.
Scratch groaned and looked at MacArthur and Sanders.
"Worst drivers ever." said Scratch.
He then slid off the car before falling on the ground.
He floated up in the air groaning in pain.
"I maybe dead, but that shit still hurts." said Scratch.
MacArthur and Sanders got out and groaned.
"I am so sorry." said MacArthur, "How can I make it up?"
"You got any donuts?" said Scratch.
"No." said MacArthur.
Scratch then became mad before turning very scary looking.
"THEN FUCK YOU PIG!" yelled Scratch.
"But we can get some!" said Sanders.
"I love the police force." said Scratch.
Interview Gag
First was Scratch.
"Like I'm going to turn down a donut." said Scratch.
Next was MacArthur who was gorging down on donuts.
She saw the camera.
"DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME!" yelled MacArthur.
Lastly was Sanders who was texting.
She saw the camera.
"It's easy to make Scratch change his tune." said Sanders, "Almost like how I'm slowly changing Eddy's tune on scamming people."
End Interview Gag
Later; Scratch was gorging down on a lot of donuts.
The two cops are shocked by this.
"Jesus, why'd we agree to this?" said MacArthur.
Scratch finished some donuts.
"More." said Scratch.
He was given more donuts he started gorging down on.
The cops are shocked.
"Yikes, James Coco went mad after fifteen minutes." said Sanders.
Scratch finished up the donuts and burped.
"Okay, I'm good." said Scratch.
He then saw the humans shocked looks.
"Quit staring, I'm dead." said Scratch.
"Anyway we may need your help on a case!" said MacArthur.
"It'll cost you." said Scratch.
The two cops groaned.
Later; Scratch was eating lots more donuts.
The cops sighed.
"Why do we enable him?" said Sanders.
"I blame the Co Arthur who liked the show!" said MacArthur.
Scratch finished his donuts.
"Ok so what's the case?" asked Scratch.
"Some sexist nut job has a warrent out for his arrest." said MacArthur.
Scratch nodded.
"You're after someone with warrents? If I were as smart as that guy might be, I would have fled the state." said Scratch.
"Oh this guy, he won't get far, Because he always eats!" said MacArthur.
"Who is he, the Fat Cop from All That portrayed by Danny Tamberelli?" said Scratch.
Everyone laughed.
"That's a good one!" said Sanders.
"I crack myself up." said Scratch.
The group stopped laughing.
"So let's find this guy!" said Scratch.
Everyone nodded and left.
"Can we stop at a drive thru restaurant on the way?" said Scratch.
"NO!" the two cops yelled.
Scratch pouted.
"This is as crazy Tom and Jerry episode I saw!" said Scratch.
Cutaway Gag
A Wife & five kids(4 boys & 1 Girl) are sitting at the table with a stuffed Pig. "Honey Dinner is ready!" called the wife.
However a Gun shot blasted the pig's head making it explode.
The wife is mad.
"Well when will ya come down?" She asked mad.
End Cutaway Gag
MacArthur and Sanders were confused.
"Sorry, that was Terminator working from home!" saod Scratch embarrased.
"I think the main author's going to fire someone." said Sanders.
