"No for the last time I am not going to spar with you Pit, cant you get that through your damn head."

"Oh come on why not?!"

"Because you're so annoying that's why."

Pit and Dark Pit were arguing which isn't unusual of them. All though Despite them being two sides of the same coin they often had disagreements. They both thought the other was an annoyance to be around at times and sometimes flat out painful.

"Man why you are always so rude to everybody Pittoo?" Pit was getting extremely frustrated with his Doppelganger.

"How many times must I you and your dumb Goddess?" Dark Pit got off the couch and got in Pit's face and yelled as loud as he could "DON'T CALL ME PITTOO, I SWEAR IT'S LIKE YOU TWO DUMBASSES ARE DEAF!!!!"

"AHH my ears!" Pit sighed and then said "see what i mean you always get so mad when ever anybody calls you Pittoo and not to mention you're so sassy."

"So true." Palutena had a habit of watching people.

"Oh of course you're ease dropping on us." Dark Pit hated when ever she listen to him and Pit arguing or just having a normal conversation it made him feel like he had no privacy.

Palutena said "Well It's not my fault it's so entertaining to watch you to argue and fight." Dark Pit couldn't disagree with that as he often watch humans agrue and fight over the smallest of things, He then realized he irony in it. Dark Pit then turned to Pit and asked

"Why do you want to spar anyway, you never asked me to spar before." Pit got nervous, he knew if he told Dark Pit he was training for a mission that only he was going on he would get jealous and say why can't he also go.

"Well you see um it's because I uh um-

"HE JUST WANTS TO GET EXERCISE!"

"Oh uh ye-Yeah that's why." Pit had a obvious fake smile on his face, Dark Pit rolled his eyes and then said"You guys are insulting my intelligence if you think I am going to fall for that."

Pit confessed "Okay fine I want spar with because I need to train for a mission, I'm going to be a guardian angel in about two months." Dark Pit smirked and said"HA I knew it, so why couldn't you just tell me that huh."

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"Because you would complain about how it's not fair that I only go and that you should be able to go to."

" Well I should be able to go to since you're not the only one who like to fight monsters and not to mention I do all the boring chores while you do none whatsoever."

Palutena said "if you want something exciting to do Pittoo you could join me,Viridi, and phosphora in our book club."

"Nah Armpit would find it more entertaining then I would." Dark Pit said sarcastically

"HEY you know I can't read, know that I think about it why can Pittoo read but I can't?"

"beats me."

"ok well how about you go fishing with magnus?"

"NO WAY!!" Dark Pit and Pit said simultaneously

"oh come on it wasn't that bad." this voice belonged to human called Magnus, usually humans aren't friends with Gods or any divine beings but when help Pit defeat the underworld army he became close with the Gods.

"Ok who else is also listening?" Dark Pit asked while sounding Pissed

"I think the real question is who isn't listening." a new voice chimed in, this was Viridi the Goddess of nature and the protector of nature.

"let me guess phosphora is there to?"

"you bet I am." Phosphora was a member of Viridi's army she is basically the embodiment of lighting.

Dark Pit sighed and then said "Man you guys just don't give shit about our privacy."

"You seriously realized that just now, you just as dumb as Pit.'' Viridi

"At least I don't look like a toddler."

"HEY you take that back you jerk!!"

"Well he isn't wrong you do look like one for some strange reason." Magnus added in.

"AAAHHH!!! SCREW YOU GUYS!!!"

"wow you really made her mad Pittoo." Pit said

"Yeah I sure did, you know what Pit how about we do spar?"

"Wow really!?"

"Yeah why the hell not?"

since I said I would post another chapter this weekend it wasn't as long as I would like it to be. The next chapter will be focused around link since it's been two chapters that had him in it. I want that chapter to be long so it will probaly a while till that gets out maybe a week anyway cheers and have a swell day.