Iron man stares at the couple. They just said that they plan on dating. He looks at him, then her. Back too him. Back too her. "really..." he says. The displeasure showing strongly through his voice.
"C'mon, she's hot, and she's totally my type. I know she is older, but dude, that doesn't bother me." Spiderman replies.
"He's right Iron Man." Says Tigress, "We love eachother. I may be older, but we can fight crime together, and I like younger men."
Ironman transforms into his suit. "I! SAID! NO!" He flies into the air, pulls out his 8 loaded heat seeking missiles, and fires them. The missiles go spinning through the air, right at spiderman and tigress. SPLAT! Blood and guts everywhere.
The End