Ready With The Mute
Profile: The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels. When a new boy joins the school and he has a strange amount of similarities with a girl in fourth grade. Cartman goes on a mission of love to bring the two together. One Problem, he is a socially mute person.
Brackets Means That This Is His Actions Or His Mind Talking To Him. Just To Be Clear.
"Hello Son, Ready For your First Ever day of School" His Father Asked.
[The boy stood wearing a mask that covers his mouth area. It's a surgical mask. This is to recognize that he's very silent and doesn't speak.]
"Yeah, But you'll Have a Chance to Make New Friends" The Father Said Chuckling.
[The Boy Stood with a Small Smile and He Was Putting Things into a Bag Such as Pencil case. Soccer Kit as the school Sports was on that day and he'd try for the soccer team that day.]
"Could you do your sisters hair, she prefers you to do it" His Father Asked
[Starting Third Grade. Mine was meh. Yet again I was a quiet child and it's my perk. No bullies. No suffering. Just staying with my vibes inside.]
[The Boy Nodded and Walked Off already dressed while talking about his first day prediction. He Walked into Tia's Room and she's sat there by the Mirror, She gave him a heart-warming smile.]
"Thanks for helping me with my hair" Tia said.
[No Problem. Doing Girls Hair, is a challenging job. For girls.]
"I need to look good for our first ever day at school" Tia said Giggling
[Don't We All. What style is going to be today?]
"Let's Go with French Plats with a Golden Bow" Tia replied
[Easy. [Sorting Her Hair and tied it together and tied the bow with her hair] Finished.]
[She looked in the Mirror and smiled at herself in the Mirror while He was putting all her bobbles and her Hairbrush away. She looked at him and gave him a tight hug.]
"Thanks for Helping Me Look Fresh" Tia said
[No problem. You look adorable.]
"You Two! Breakfast Time!" Their Mother Called.
[Meh. [Tightening His Aqua Blue Bandana] I'm hungry, what's on the menu?]
[The Twins Walked down the stairs too their mother for breakfast and the Father is at the table with his newspaper.]
"So are you two excited for your first day?" Their mother asked
[It's no going on a trip and vacation to Malta but it's fine.]
"We're Nervous but we're ready to take on any challenge" Tia said.
"That's the Morgan Spirit, I'm sure you both will show those people who's boss, Also you have a cousin on my side of the family at your new school, So Her name is Lola and she has long brown hair, She already knows who you are" Their Father said.
"Cannot Wait to Have Fun" Tia said with a Nod from the Boy.
[I'm only caring that, I'm not the one answering the questions. The school better know that I am a mute person.]
"And Yes. Jamie, The Counsellor and the Teacher that will be teaching you, do know that you're non talker but, the counsellor has said they'll get to the root of the problem of why you can't speak." Their Mother Said.
[That's something good at least. But I'm feeling that I'll be around a bunch of low level snowflakes.]
[The Finished their Fruit and Oat Breakfast they walked out of the door and they walked on the pavement admiring the snow around them and the fact there were no other kids around which alone confuses them.]
[Surely there should be people like us that live around here. I know we live in a mansion in a small area but, I thought South Park was more populated. [Sees Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Stan standing by the bus stop] Oh Jesus Christ, this fat kids defiantly going to rip on me, I bet Fifty Dollars.]
Who are these Douchebags?" Cartman Insultingly asked.
[Tia is a small kid that wears a Navy Blue Jacket with a Red Beanie with White Gloves and Black Pants and Black Shoes, she is blue eyed with brown hair and normal red lips.]
[Jamie has a medium sized black afro on his head that is held up by an aqua blue bandana. He wears a baby blue jacket with patches of baby blue around it especially on the zip of his jacket. He also wears a navy blue jumper with a collared white shirt underneath. He wears white gloves when outside and he wears black trousers and black shoes. Similar to another girl in Fourth Grade.]
[Here we go. Here comes the insults that fat waste of space.]
They're just new kids that are joining us" Stan
[Tia gave Stan the Thumbs up and Jamie Smiled to agree with Stan]
"Well, I'm Kyle, That's Stan, That's Kenny and that's Cartman" Kyle said
"Okay, that's cool" Tia replied "We just don't want any trouble, if that's any problem" She added
Soon enough nobody said a word to each especially the New Boy. Tia stood fiddling with her pockets and Cartman was eating Cheesy Poofs Just like He always is. Kyle was sorting his bag out and Stan was looking out into the wilderness and Kenny was looking at the New Boy with interest. They made one Final stop. Once they were at school, they walked through the doors and he looked around and he huffed.
[This school is very unclean. I many need a hazmat suit in here never mind a surgical mask]
"Dude, why are you wearing a surgical mask?" Kyle asked. I began to sweat a little bit.
[Ah! Shit! Uh-Uh! Jamie, you asswipe, think of something. Ah-Ha!. [I wrote on a piece of paper and handed him the paper back]
"You're a mute kid" Kyle said. Stan and Kenny gasped while Cartman began laughing.
[That Fat Pile of Shit!]
"Actually, Jamie has extreme mental nervousness he keeps the mask indicating that he doesn't speak. Also it's for personal reasons, he's very private and very deep." Tia said sticking up for Jamie. And He Smiled.
[At least my family actually have brain cells.]
"Being muted must suck. You have all those opinions inside your head and you don't release them" Stan said.
[Jamie smiled and holds up a purple book with a gold ribbon around it]
[Nope, I have them all stuck in my diary]
"So you can insult me. Right?" Cartman asked with an annoying smile.
"Of course he can't fatass" Kyle said annoyed that Cartman was up to an evil plan of bullying.
"Oh Sweet. I can treat you how ever I want, you don't have a voice to be heard outside." Cartman said.
"Nah. I wouldn't say that pal, Jamie is very strong. I'll make this clear, don't fuck with Jamie Luther Morgan, he will smash your face in." Tia said staring death in her eyes.
[The Boys Leave and They Look around for the Principle and she was walking down a corridor next to them and she sees them.]
[She. She's the one who's running this circus. Where have I came to, Golly's circus with freaks and animals.]
Principles Victoria: Oh, Hello, Mr and Mrs Morgan, great to see you on your first day of the great South Park Elementary. I'm the principle of this fine school and I'm sure you'll find a lot of new friends here.
[Wish Me Luck. To See the End Of The Rest Of The Day]
[Butters Looked at Jamie and realised that he was staring into Butters' soul with the mask on to cover his face. And he ends up running of calling and screaming away.]
[What a weird kid. Who's running this show?]
[Jamie walks away from Tia as he goes to find his locker in the Fourth Grade Corridor and he walks to find his locker which is named in gold. 'Jamie Luther Morgan' it was next to a girls locker named 'Jenny Simons' and another locker is 'Token Black' and he smiled and he opens the locker and he brings out of his bag his text books, books, school equipment and a page of a book with inspirational quotes from his grandparents.]
[The Scene Cuts to Butters Screaming Past Everyone and him eventually finds all the South Park boys in the corridor chatting and snacking on food]
"Fellas! Fellas!" Butters screamed gaining the attention and annoyances from everyone.
"Butters! What is the matter?" Stan asked.
"There's a new kid in school and he's wearing a surgical mask." Butters explained gaining attention from all the boys.
"Yeah. That's Jamie, he wears the mask to show that he doesn't speak?" Stan replied.
"He's a muted child. Because of his psychological nervousness and his home life. Probably his parents may have strained connection." Kyle Added.
"He stared at me. Like with the eyes of death staring into me." Butters said trembling.
"Maybe it's because you were staring at him when he's trying to fit himself in." Stan said.
"It's the best, he won't insult me and I can insult him all I want" Cartman laugh as he grabbed his books.
"Didn't you listen? His sister said he'd fuck you up if you mess with him too much." Kenny muffled worriedly.
"Meh. He wouldn't dare face me" Cartman said cockily.
"Well, we'll see if he is either a nice dude or an asshole." Token said holding his books on his hand.
[That moment, Jamie was walking through the corridors silently with his books tightly to his chest and gave a worried look from each turn he made. He walked through the corridor the boys were in as I walked down with a nervous look and he looked down]
"Hey Dude." Craig said nervous, what his reaction he would get.
[Why am I feeling like an alien to these people. And public staring is making my anxiousness sky rocket. [Waves at Craig with a smile as I'm walking past]
"He seems a nice dude to me." Craig said as Jamie was walking to class.
[The Scene Shows Jamie walking down the corridor with more people staring at him showing that he has a chin diaper on his face and he walks on and he walks in the doorway of the class and he sees his teacher using the chalkboard. He turns to Jamie and smiles]
"Good Morning Jamie. Welcome to my Fourth Grade Class. I've already heard about your great academic record of an average A tier grade." Mr Garrison Greeted As He Stood Staring.
[Thank You Sir. I'm just a thick skulled, very complex, intelligent, athletic and warrior minded child. Where shall I be sitting?]
"Well, you will be sat next to Nichole and Wendy from now on." Mr Garrison Answer His Mental Question.
[Jamie looked towards the spot and he realised girls were already sat in their seats. Wendy, Red, Jenny, Nichole and Bebe. They all turn to look at him. He looked towards Jenny and he stared at her, his face felt warm and his face and his eyes glowed like the golden blueness he already has on his eyes. He charmingly sighed and he snapped out of it and his eyes went back to normal and went back to a straight face facing forward before Wendy and Nichole Began to speak to him. Something that he isn't very good at.]
"Hey there. I'm Wendy Testaburger. What's your name?" Wendy asked.
[God Damn It! I'm going to need that notebook. [Grabs a Notebook and wrote 'Jamie'] See that's Perfect, Jamie you're a genius.]
"Jamie? How come you're not speaking?" Wendy asked with more curiosity as I sat with a straight faced.
"I'm Nichole. Yeah, not many people aren't really talkers." Nichole added.
[Round Two. [Writing on His Note Book] Mute. And My Vocal Chords are utter trash and are recovering. [Holds the Note Book Up]
"Oh. You're a mute child. Awww….that must suck. It's fine you can whisper to me your feelings and thoughts and it will be okay." Nichole said.
[Jamie pulled his mask down and gave her a flashing smile before he smiles at Jenny]
"Who's this?" Jenny asked with some interest in Jamie.
"This is Jamie. He is a mute child because his vocal chords aren't the strongest and he suffers with extreme amounts of social anxiety along with attention stress." Wendy said.
"No person should be under that much pressure in school" Nichole added.
"As Mr Garrison had already said, he is a grade A student." Wendy agreed.
[Jamie pulled his mask up and nodded as Jenny stared into his blue eyes and began to slowly smile]
[The Scene Changes to Everyone Sat Down in Class and He Is Writing his essay about American Prohibition]
[Wow. I've realised, that I'm very good with history, especially American. Jenny…Jenny…that girls name and face is appearing every time. This isn't the right time.]
[A Couple Minutes Later, Jamie was on his third page of an essay about the timeline of prohibition and he came to notice Cartman staring at him and then looking at Jenny. He kept his head down and ignored him]
"Hey….Jamie….Hello….You! The Muter!" Cartman whispered loud enough for Jamie to hear.
[Could this fat shit head please shut his bloody pie hole for once? I'm trying to work for my A+]
"Jamie….you'll love this news." Cartman whispered again and Jamie turned his head.
[What do you want, you got enough for my attention. Don't waste my time]
"You know that girl over there…" Cartman said as he pointed towards Jenny working.
[I Nodded]
"She likes you…How do you feel of getting a girlfriend first day?" Cartman whispered with Jamie getting increasingly getting annoyed.
[Knock It Off Fatso]
[The Lesson came and gone Jamie was ignorant to Cartman's slurs and useless information it's either it's true or he's chatting lies and knowing from a horrid kid like him, yeah he does not trust this guy.]
[It was Lunchtime and the Scene Cuts to the Girls Cheerleading Squad Consisting of Red, Bebe, Wendy, Nichole, Lola and Jenny all in line with pomp oms while 10 boys are playing Soccer on the other side with the coach. These were all Jamie's friends from an old school]
"When is our golden kid coming?" Kwames said.
"Yeah. He's meant to be here by now" Marcel said looking at his watch
[The Girls Began To stare at them because of their strange behaviour by standing still and bouncing the ball around]
"Why are they all standing around?" Bebe asked twizzling her hair.
"They're probably waiting on someone" Wendy answered.
[They all looked towards the door and Jamie is stood in the kit from black kit with white shocks and he had baby blue soccer shoes and they all cheer]
"He's finally here" Niccolo said throwing the ball to him.
"He plays soccer too?" Jenny asked.
"I guess he does. He looks very skilful too. Look at all those tricks he's doing" Red said as they stared Jamie doing a lot of skills that most of the boys clapped and smiled.
[Nice. These are my people, people that have got actual brain cells]
"Hey, guys it's time for us to get started. Just don't kick the ball too far down as the South Park Cheerleaders are currently using that space on the other side." Coach Oscar called as each kid got a ball except for Austin who was in goalkeeping as the girls watched.
[Finally, let's start it. I want to fire shots into the back of the net and hit the bar that hard it causes the goal a seizure]
"So, first we try the game today. I want you to dribble around these cones and finish the ball past the great Austin in goal" Oscar said with a chuckle as Austin got his gloves on. "Who wants to be first?" He added.
"Go On. Jamie, Show us all up against the girls." Elias whispered jokingly.
[You know what. Fine. I know Jenny has her attention over here. I don't feel pressure anymore.]
[He Held the ball and began juggling the ball and the final kick he blasted the ball as hard as he could Austin completely missed the ball and hit the metal bar and bounced up again hitting the bar and in the back of the net. Florian turned round to a shaken team]
"Where did that come from?" Niccolo asked.
[Jamie gave the shoulders look and he noticed all the girls in the cheerleading squad all staring at him and he was frozen and stared back. They all smiled and waved. Jamie pulled down his mask and smiled and waved back]
"He's talented." Bebe said starting the pending conversation.
"Everything he has is on the inside rather than the outside" Red told.
"That blue headband he's wearing reminds me of someone." Wendy smiled while looking towards Jenny.
"Yeah. Quite Coincidence Huh" Jenny said fiddling with her pomp oms.
[The boys looked into the school gym at the girls and Cartman was looking at Jamie and then looking back at Jenny]
"I wonder if Jamie is stoked." Cartman said with a smiled.
"Why?" Kyle asked replying to Cartman.
"I'm so happy for him." Cartman ignoring Kyle.
"Why!? Why should he be stoked Fatass!" Kyle said.
"Dudes, I'm being serious. Jamie and Jenny would make a couple easily. He should go and talk to her." Cartman replied.
"One. I don't think he'd need one, he should focus on his work. And two you'd only say that because they look like each other. They both wear head bands, both love baby blue, both sporty and both wear light coloured gloves. This doesn't mean they'll like each other asshole" Kyle answered.
"Maybe it's because he's a shy little boy in a big school?" Cartman hit back.
"And The Fact That He's a Muted Kid." Stan talks forward.
"Those two would be adorable together. They match." Cartman sucked up even more.
"And so what we start to see now is a pattern in world history much like the Greeks and the Romans. Remember that there were seven families fighting for control of the land of Westeroth. The king of Westeroth was who? Robert Baratheon [circles BARATHEON on the board], and he asked Eddard, also known as, of course, Lord Stark, to serve as hand of the king. You remember that Lord Stark accepted, or course. The queen's family - that's the Lannisters - were really trying back then to take control, weren't they? So where were the Targaryens at this time? Well, they were across the sea. We all talked about how they were also trying to take the throne. So we've got the Greeks, the Romans, the Starks, Lannisters, Baratheons, Targaryens, all headed for a big blowout right in Season 2. Now, what I really wanted to get into today is what was going on in the north, because that's just a whole other mess-"Mr Garrison talked and talked.
[Cartman began to keep staring at Jamie and Jenny who were sat near each other and writing their work down as Garrison wrote more key words and paragraphs on the chalkboard]
"Dude... Mister Mute!" Cartman whispered gaining an ignorant Jamie to keep looking at the board.
[Will this kid shut up, for once?]
"Mute Boy. Dude… Psst. Jamie." Cartman whispered gaining Jamie's attention looking annoyed. Cartman pointed at Jenny and he huffed and looked back down. "Go ahead. Go ahead dude. Jamie! Yeah, get in there "He added annoying Kyle in the process.
"Will you shut the hell up?!" Whispers Kyle annoyed awarding a smile from Jamie and he put his head down and worked on their work.
[Finally, someone has actually shut him up.]
"Jamie. You want me to pass her a jelly bean?" Cartman said making Jamie steamed in the head.
[Jamie became furious and threw a pencil and it hit Cartman in the side of his head hard enough to cause his fragile head some pain]
"OW!" Cartman called.
"Cartman, is there a problem going on in this class. If not you need to knock it off, you're distracting people like Jamie, who wants to work" Mr Garrison said with Jamie smiling.
[Thank you. It's finally over.]
"Ah, Jamie's just a little sick, Mr. Garrison. He's got boneritis." Cartman laughed trying to not laugh at his own joke as Jamie stared daggers.
"Everyone needs to pay attention! No more messing around." Mr Garrison said as he draws on the board again.
"Jamie! Dude, dude. Dude. Muted Dude!" Cartman whispered annoying Jamie to the point he doesn't care.
[I want to burn alive.]
[The Next Scene Shows Red, Bebe and Nichole sorting out their lockers and chatting to each other until Cartman walked up with a creeping smile]
"So then Kelly I guess told Stacey that she wasn't invited, so now Stacey's pissed at us" Red said to Bebe.
"She needs to stop blaming everyone for her problems." Nichole bluntly chattered.
"Hey, guys? Can I talk to you?" Cartman asked.
"Why?!" Bebe said slamming her locker.
"You're planning something evil Cartman." Nichole said giving him a sour look.
"No. Just, can I talk to you, real quick?" Cartman replied worriedly. He pulls them near two doors and lockers.
"So what's this about Cartman?" Red said.
"What kind of stuff is Jenny saying about The New Mute Kid?" Cartman said sincerely.
"About Jamie? Why?" Red asked confused.
"Well, Jamie's really shy, so, I'm just here, sort of on his behalf 'cause, you know." Cartman assured them.
"Are you sure. Because he is a mute child, he doesn't talk about his emotions let alone his feelings" Nichol said uncertain.
"Oh yeah, I don't think she has any idea." Red said.
"Yeah, so, could you guys just let her know that, you know, she might have to make the first move?" Cartman asked.
"Okay. You better be telling the truth Cartman." Bebe said walking off.
"Thanks, you guys" Cartman says walking the other direction.
[Red's bedroom, day. She and the other six cheerleaders are playing the board game, Living. Wendy rolls the dice and releases them]
"One two three four, sorry Red. You're piece goes back to the start." Wendy says giggling.
"Oh, that's okay." Red Giggled.
"So, Jenny, guess what? One of the boys in our school has a crush on you" Bebe said giggling.
"Oooooh." Coming from Red, Wendy, Lola and Nichole.
"Oh my gosh, who?" Jenny said jumping up and down.
"I'll give you a clue. He has the same first letter as your name." Red said.
"Uhhh…..Jason?" Jenny said out.
"Incorrect. Here's a second clue, he wears a surgical mask." Nichole adding from Red.
"Oh…..Uh…..It's Jamie, isn't it?" Jenny said. She began to smile.
"The Mute Kid." Bebe said with a smile.
"So, what about you? Do you have feelings for him?" Lola asked with a wondrous look.
"Uhh….Uhhhh….. I don't know… I never spent any time talking to him and he won't give me a response if I give him a pen and paper. But he has beautiful eyes, he has a great eye for sports, which works perfect for me being a cheerleader. If he could speak to me rather just he write on paper. And if we chatted and I knew a lot about him, yeah, I'll be with him. So right now, I don't know. I'd say get me and Jamie in the same room let us chat and let me know a low about him, I'll go with him." Jenny decidedly said.
"We should defiantly set you both up with each other." Bebe said rolling the dice.
"Jenny loves Jamie! Jenny and Jamie sittin' in a tree." Lola began giggling.
"K-I-S-S-O-M-G!" The girls began singing.
"Haha, shut up you guys! It's just a small crush." Jenny said giggling with blush.
"Motherfuckers!" Cartman said as he walked from Red's.
[South Park Elementary, next day. The girls are practicing on the football field and on another pitch was soccer kids as three random boys watch from the bleachers]
"We are Cows, proud and true! Count on South Park, moo moo moo! Goooo Cows!" The girls sang.
"Where is Jamie? He's meant to be here!" Austin said
"He's having speech therapy with Mr Mackey" Elias replied. With the ball at his feet.
"He's here!" Niccolo said.
[The Scene Shows Jamie walking out of school with his bag on his back and he has his diary in his hands writing his thoughts down and he looks towards the pitch stunned to see Jenny and the rest of the cheerleading squad and he walks down and puts his stuff down and his diary popped out and Jenny saw it on the floor. And she picked it up and began to read it.]
[Each sentence she read was either cute or a tiny bit sad, she smiled through it. His drawings and photos were perfectly drawn and his handwriting was perfect. It mentioned he name and amount of times she had seen the word cute and she smiled and she grabbed his pen from his pencil case and went to blank page and wrote a little message followed with a signature and love hearts. And put it back down. And went back to do cheerleading while watching Jamie with a smile]
"Come on lads. Come in. Training Time!" Coach Oscar Called Them All In And The Girls Watched As They Cheered.
[Cartman took this opportunity to walk to Jenny and Cartman asked for her to talk]
"Hey, ah, Jenny, right?" Cartman asked.
"Yeah" Jenny confirmed and Red stopped and looked towards Cartman.
"Can I talk to you for a second, just for a second, right over here?" Cartman asked.
[Cartman takes her to another set of bleachers nearby the Soccer Pitches]
"Listen uh, I heard through the grapevine that you've got a small thing for Jamie the Muter." Cartman assured.
"Oh dear, who told you that?" Jenny asked insecure.
"Just, the grapevine. Um, there's something you should probably know. He's a really sweet kid. He's a boy you really should go for. He likes you, a lot." Cartman said confidently.
"I know. I've read his diary, I know the things he's wrote about me, mostly very sweet. So I sent him a charming note inside his diary. He deserves it" Jenny said making Cartman smile.
"That's nice for Jamie. He may be mute, but he's a sweet kid." Cartman said with a grin.
"Hey, thanks a lot for telling me, though." Jenny putting her hand on Cartman's shoulder.
"Goal! South Park 1 – Devon Rangers 0. The Debutant Jamie Luther Morgan number 22, has scored a worldie from just outside the box. Great Goal For The Young Star." Mr Mackey said through the microphone making the girls cheer.
"Wahoo! Go Cows!" Wendy called.
""We are Cows, proud and true! Count on South Park, moo moo moo! Goooo Cows!" The girls sang.
"Jamie's already made an impact for the cows!" Red Called.
"J-A-M-I-E, Jamie!" The Girls Called.
[Wow. The Girls really do like me already. Already, I feel happy and loved here. I'm happy to stay here.]
[Jamie is speeding past the girl's side with ball at his feet and smashes the ball into the air and Niccolo smashes the second]
"Goal! South Park makes it two with another Twenty Minutes To Go. Jamie has an assist to his name and with the Human Shield Niccolo as they say in the team." Mr Mackey said into the microphone.
[The Scene Shows Jamie firing in Three More Shots going into the back of the net, Elias scoring the top corner strike from the penalty sport and the final whistle blew the end result was 6-1 To South Park]
"We Scored Six, Denver Are Trash!" Elias laughed.
[The Boys laughed along with Jamie's normal silent smile]
"The Star Has Arrived." Niccolo called.
"Not Bad For A Salzburg Youth Star." Divine nudges. And Jamie smiles.
[The hallway, Next Day, later. Jamie is at his locker putting some books away. Jenny approaches him with a smile]
"Hey, uh, I just wanna let you know, if you ever need somebody to talk to, I'm here." Jenny said slightly nervous.
[She's very nice. Let alone cute. Jamie, do not mess this crucial opportunity with a beautiful girl.]
[Jamie pulled his mask down and flashed his smile at her and gave her thumbs up]
"Hey, I'm wondering, would you mind sitting next to me in lunch today." Jenny replied.
[Holy Sugar! This is it! But the silence will stay with us. But I really like that pretty girl. JAMIE CHOOSE]
[Jamie Gave Her Thumbs Up and Gave Her a Sincere Smile and Hint of Blush]
[Dang It Jamie! You blushed like a blossom tree]
"Okay….Sounds great. See you Jamie" Jenny said walking away with a small wave.
[Another hallway. Cartman hides around the corner and makes like he's real cool, wearing shades and with hands in his jacket pockets, one foot resting on the wall. Butters walks past him on the cross-hallway without noticing.]
"Psst Butters!" Cartman said gaining Butters' attention. "At the end of PE class, tell Nichole that the gym teacher wants some Test delivered to Mr Garrison's desk by the end of the day" Cartman added.
"How come?" Butters asked.
"Let's just say that by this time tomorrow, Jamie and Jenny are gonna be practically married." Cartman said taking his shades off.
"Are you sure, Eric? I mean, maybe they just aren't meant for each other" Butters asked worriedly.
"Love is like taking a dump, Butters. Sometimes it works itself out, but sometimes, you've gotta give it a nice hard slimy push." Cartman replied.
[The football field, after The School Team Was Finished. Nichole packs her pompoms away as Butters arrives with test papers for Jenny to deliver.]
"h-hey, Jenny? Principle Victoria wants you to take these to Mr Garrison's Desk." Butters said giving her the stack of tests.
"Oh, she does?" Jenny asked. Butters nodded and walked away. "Okay" She added taking them and walking back into school.
[The boys' locker room. Jamie is putting his jumper back on and then his baby blue jacket and he walks out of the changing rooms with Cartman watching so his plan can take action. The other boys are changing into their regular clothes.]
"Guys! Guys, get outside! It's the Bat-Mobile! Bat-Mobile, you guys!" Cartman shouted as the boys all walked outside.
[In front of the school.]
"Where?" Craig asked.
"I-I don't see a b-b-Bat-Mobile." Jimmy stuttered.
[Back at hallways, Jenny reaches the Fourth Grade Corridor, and backs into the corridor. Cartman looks from around a corner and sees her go in. He has a chain and lock with him, and as soon as the door closes he goes and locks them with the chain]
"Hello?" Jenny said echoing down the empty corridor.
[Jamie and Jenny walk around the corner seeing each other scaring each other out of each other's skin and realised it's them and Jamie notices that Jenny dropped all the test papers on the floor. He looked at her with sympathy and he went down and picked all the test papers up.]
"Wow. Thanks a lot. I owe you one." Jenny said tapping his shoulder.
[She's perfect. She's amazing.]
"Hey guys. Guys! Hold up. Hey uhm, you're kind of friends with that Jenny girl, right?" Kyle asked.
"Yeah? Why?" Red asked.
"I've noticed Cartman has had an obsession with her and Jamie being together, has he ever said anything to her about it" Kyle asked.
"No. We haven't heard anything suspicious. Jamie's my cousin, I'll keep him safe." Lola assuredly said.
"I'm just trying to keep Jamie out from Cartman's cruel hands" Kyle said.
"Yeah, I'm with you and if he does get with Jenny, it will make Jenny and Jamie happy if they both like it." Red said.
"Well- Hey Kyle" Lola said making him stop and turn. "We were gonna head over to the mall. You wanna go with us?"
"Oh. Uh, can't right now, but maybe another time. See ya!" Kyle said.
"You think Jamie and Jenny will be together?" Red asked.
"We can tell tomorrow when they walk into school hands locked together" Lola smirked.
[The Scene Cuts to Jamie and Jenny closing the Fourth Grade Door and Jamie went to his locker and pulled his bag out and Jenny looked and smiled]
"Got all your stuff?" Jenny asked.
[Ready to Go and Feel our happiness to slow.]
[Jamie Nods and Walks to the entrance and he pushed it as hard as he could against the door that was chained from the outside and the lights have turned off.]
"Oh No. You think the janitors are still here?" Jenny asked holding onto Jamie.
[Jamie lightly grabs Jenny's hand and causing Jenny to smile and blush and he walks with her to his locker and he opens his locker and finds two torches and he filled them with batteries and turns them on and they could now see]
"Nice Idea." Jenny smiled.
[Don't worry. It's gonna be okay. We've got water, and, and maybe somebody even left some food laying around.]
[Jamie motioned her to follow him as they shine their lights through the dark school hallways and they come across the cafeteria]
"Maybe there's something in here." Jenny gestured Jamie to open the door.
[Let's open this place]
[Kicks The Door Open and he sees two candles on the table and two boxes of board games a baby blue coloured ribbon attached to them.]
"Look! Somebody left a stand full of cupcakes with baby blue icing, my favourite." Jenny said gaining a nod from Jamie walking behind her. "You like them too?" She added receiving a smile.
[Yep. Seems Like we have a lot in common]
"And board games?" Jenny walked towards the games confused. "You like board games?"
[Jamie nodded]
"Me Too." Jenny smiles again.
[Jamie begins to get his diary out and began writing with his pen and he back to notice a page had some writing on it and it was a message that Jenny wrote. He read the message and deeply blushed as he looked over the table at Jenny as she smiled. He shown her his book where she wrote and she blushed.]
"Yes. I did put it there. I did read your diary while you was playing for South Park. I read it and the stuff you thought about me and I had to come out clean and leave my mark where I stood on that page and I came out clean and I had to say off my chest." Jenny smiled.
[Awe….My blush is going out of control. Jesus.]
[Jamie reached his hand over the table towards Jenny and she took his hand they chained together. As they both smile]
[The Next Scene Shows, The school, out front. The firefighters have taken Jamie and Jenny outside and left them alone as they leave and finish unlocking all the doors in the building]
"Well that was sure an interesting night." Jenny said wrapped into a towel and Jamie stayed without.
[Yeah. Feelings were shared, happiness blew up the room. Cool board games. Cute words were said. All in all perfect time]
"Hey, thanks a lot, you two, for making me feel safe in there. That could have been really scary, if we were stuck their even longer."
[Yeah. Now that it's over, I... I guess it was kind of fun.]
"Yeah, it kind of was. Maybe... I-I don't know. Maybe us two should get some lunch tomorrow." Jenny asked.
[Wow. This is it. Don't mess it up]
"Oh my God, sooo cute." Cartman Whispered From The Bushes.
[Jamie gave a thumbs up and smiled as he pulled his mask down]
"Cool. Well... thanks again." Jenny said as she walked and gave Jamie a hug and he accepted it.
"Ohhhhh my God." Cartman sweetly said.
"We did it, Eric. We found them each other's ray of sunshine." Cupid Eric said.
"You're my ray of sunshine, Cupid Me." Cartman sweetly said tickling Cupid Him.
"Teeheeheehee" Cupid he flew into Cartman's Head leaving a trail of love hearts behind.
[Montage. Cartman sings "I Swear" as Jamie and Jenny get to know each other better. It shows Jenny and Jamie sat together at lunch as they both smiled at each other. Another scene shows them holding hands as Jamie gives Jenny a daisy flower as she smells and smiles. Another scene shows them at a desert place and it shows them being outside with ice cream sundaes as they ate and they gave it to each other from their own sundaes as Cartman smiles in the backgrounds. Another scene shows Cartman putting a teddy bear with a love heart with Jenny on it. She opens the door to see the bear and Cartman hidden, she smiles and hugs the bear as she gets hit by Cupid Cartman's arrows. Another scene shows Jamie opening his door to the same bear with the Love Heart of his name in it, He pulls his mask down and smiles and hugs the bear happily and walked back in with Jamie getting shot by Cupid Cartman's arrows. At School Shows Jenny and Jamie with their bags on linking hands in the corridor walking past everyone, once they walk past they all smile and whisper to each other. Another scene shows Jamie on his bed with his whiteboard staring and listening to Jenny's voice on a laptop call. Another Scene shows Cartman going through Jenny's window and begins reading her diary and smiles and it pans to her diary showing photos of him and Jenny together, What they will be doing the next day, J&J in a love heart and shows a drawing of Jamie coloured in. Another scene pans to Jamie trying to draw Jenny's face from across the table and he perfects it and he shows it Jenny and she smiles widely and takes it. Another Scene Shows Cartman opening a book with a photo of Jamie and Kenny on a picnic and another is one Jamie giving Jenny a rose. Another photo shows the two about to kiss. Another photos were from a photo booth. Jamie gains tickets to see the Denver Nuggets with two other tickets. Jenny was holding photos of them on a horse smiling, with Cartman in the background. Another photo shows them on a water ride at the front smiling, Shows Jamie's cartoon drawing of them both playing basketball, Jamie holding Jenny as she puts the basketball in the hoop. A County Fair Picture was from them holding Teddy Bears Won By Each Other with Cartman in the background again.]
[South Park Elementary, playground, recess. As the kids play and chatter, Jamie is pushing Jenny on a swing, then he tickles Jenny and she giggles as he holds onto Jenny's waist in a hug]
"Did you see that? Jamie was gonna push her, but then he tickled her instead and the way he's hugging her around the waist, it's adorable." Cartman said staring at the two.
"Dude, why are you so into their relationship?" Stan asked concerning.
"I don't know, it's just so... perfect." Cartman replied.
"Dude. I want your answer to be truth and nothing but the truth Cartman." Kyle asked walking behind him.
"Kyle, Jesus Christ! What do you want?!" Cartman called.
"I know exactly why Jamie and Jenny are together. It's because of your peer pressuring them to be together. You told Jenny to try and get with Jamie. And you never stopped annoying Jamie about getting with Jenny and he being the new boy gave in to your advice." Kyle called at Cartman in anger.
"Somebody had to intervene, Kyle! You were standing in the way of Jamie and Jenny! They belong together!" Cartman said angrily.
"Just because two people that look the same with clothes and looks doesn't mean they belong together? You fucking asshole. You took advantage because he's a muted kid." Kyle angrily pointed.
"Oh! Oh, I took advantage of muted kid, huh?! I'm am an asshole! It's how nature works, Kyle! Look! Look, what about Luke Covina and Maria Sanchez? Is it a coincidence they ended up together?!" Cartman asked an angered Kyle.
"Actually, I heard they're together because they got locked in school in the darkness and they used flashlights to get around. This happened a few months ago." Stan jumped in.
"Oh did they? I hadn't heard about that." Cartman Lied.
"Teehee, that was us, remember, Eric?" Cupid Cartman giggles sweetly.
"Shh, quiet, Cupid Me." Cartman told.
"What?!" Kyle asked awkwardly.
"Nothing." Cartman backed.
"Who is Cupid Me?!" Kyle asked.
"Nobody." Cartman shut the conversation down.
[Jamie walked behind Kyle and tapped him on the shoulder and he turned around]
"Oh, Hey Dude. What's up?" Kyle asked.
[Right ask him if he wants to come to the basketball game, hold the tickets up]
[Jamie held a ticket for the Denver Nuggets game in his hand and Kyle stared in joy]
"Dude, you want me…to come to a basketball game with you?" Kyle asked politely.
[Yes. Obviously otherwise I would be standing here waving the ticket in your face]
[Jamie pointed at him and then pointed towards Jenny who was smiling on the swing.]
"Oh…..You and Jenny want to take me to come to the basketball game. Sure. Thanks man, you're actually a cool kid Jamie. You may not speak, but what you show on the outside is great." Kyle said.
[Wow. Maybe he isn't a snowflake after all.]
[Jamie gave Kyle the thumbs up and walks away]
"Why Kyle?! You're going to try and ruin things for Jamie and Jenny?! Look at how happy they are!" Cartman stares in anger and walked away.
"Goddamnit! I won't, he's happy, you're an asshole Cartman." Kyle walks away with his tickets.
Jamie's house, night. Inside, she and her parents are eating dinner: turkey, mashed potatoes, Carrots, Green Beans, and Peas. Jamie begins to fiddle with her food and look at the ceiling dreamily.
"Jamie? Your mother tells me that you already have a girlfriend at school." His Father Asked.
[Yes. Loving Life. Never Changing.]
[Jamie picked up a whiteboard and writes. "Yes. I'm loving it. I don't want it to change the family too."]
"What's her name?" His Mother Asked.
[Jenny my Teddy.]
[Picks up the Whiteboard wiped the whiteboard and then got the pen and wrote. "Jenny"]
"Well that's good. But... your mother tells me that this girl looks a lot like you. Got the black hair. Headband, Light Blue Jackets, Blue eyes."
[Jamie wiped the whiteboard and he put "Yeah. I liked her for that and he bubbly personality"]
"Jamie, it's just... You know, just because you're mute doesn't mean you can get forced into relationships because of people taking advantage of you for making you say that you love them even though you can't voice to your opinions and thoughts. You've recently came to a new environment and you're school work has always been impeccable so I'm hoping this girl will keep helping you the right direction." His Father Explained.
"Oh stop, Blaise. There's nothing wrong with him dating a girl he really likes and adores." His Mother Said.
"I'm not saying it's wrong, I'm just saying... she's gonna have to deal with not very nice people out there! People turning their heads and saying, "Oh, Jamie really likes you" and you're stood there silent with no voice to put out there." Blaise warns.
[Jamie gets the whiteboard he writes "It's not like that, Dad. We just happen to like each other."]
"And we are very happy for you, sweetheart. Here, have some more turkey." His Mother passed him some more turkey.
"Yeah, just try the any meat. I know some are bland and some are great, but... there's a lot more of it in the world." Blaise puts in.
[Jenny's room, evening. She checks out the teddy bear she thinks she got from Jamie. She reads the tag: "To My Boo." She turns the tag over and reads it, her smile widening: "'Cuz Cuties Belong Together"]
"Oh Wow..." Jenny said smiling.
[South Park Elementary, next day. Jamie is at his locker in the hallway, and Jenny approaches him. Jamie closes his locker door, not noticing her coming.]
"Hey Jamie" said Jenny.
[Jamie turned around straight-faced and Jenny gives him a worried look]
"You okay? Is there something up?" Jenny asked touching his shoulder.
[I'm gaining mixed feelings about what my dad said yesterday.]
[Jamie wrote on a Whiteboard. "My Dad, Said that we look so much alike and somebody must be wanting us to be together because how identical we look. I'm just wondering if you do feel the spark."]
"Well, yeah…you made me feel the spark, the times we've been through and the way we gained connection through the time we were stuck in school." Jenny answered holding Jamie's hand as he smiled.
[Jamie pulled up his mask and thumbs up and Cartman watches and still has an annoyed thought in the back if his mind]
"Kyle!" Cartman called lightly.
"Please, I can't do this alone. They need us. And I need you. My little flicker of twinkle stars." Cartman Called To Cupid Me and he tickles him.
"Teehee, stop it." Cupid Cartman giggled.
"Come on, twinkle stars, we got work to do." Cartman said with a smile.
"Teeheehee, Teeheeheehee…..teeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee." Cupid Cartman giggled.
[Nichole's house, day. Cartman pounds on her door, and her father Joshua answers.]
"Hi, can I speak to Jenny please? It's very important." Cartman asked in a hurry.
"I'm sorry, but she's at the Denver Nuggets game." Joshua replied.
"Denver Nuggets game?" Cartman asked confused.
"Yeah, she went with her boyfriend and a nice white, Jewish boy." Joshua replied.
"NOOOOOOO!" Cartman runs away.
[The Pepsi Center, around 7 pm. The bleachers are filled with cheering fans waiting for the game to begin.]
"Welcome to today's matchup between the Denver Nuggets and the Los Angeles Clippers" The Announcer Called.
[The starting five from both teams take the court. A vendor hands Jamie three drinks, one of which he gives to Jenny and other Kyle they both smiled. Jamie and Jenny look at each other fondly and take sips from their sodas.]
"And now, here to sing the National Anthem, country music star Brad Paisley." Announcer added on.
"O! say can you see by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming, Whose broad stripes and bright stars" Brad Paisley sang to the crowd.
[As Brad sings, Jamie and Jenny look at each other and smile while Kyle just stares into space, then look at Brad. Nichole notices someone clear across the centre. It's Token, with Craig and Clyde. Token still has a heavy heart, keeping his eyes focused on the floor while Craig and Clyde smile and waves towards Jamie. Jamie looks at Jenny, and grins at her. She looks at Kyle and smiles. Outside, a tour bus drops Cartman off near the centre and Cartman runs for it.]
"Nuggets fans, please direct your attention to centre court and the president of Halitosis Kidz." The Announcer Calls.
[She's shown on the MegaTron waving to the spectators behind four men who are holding a Halitosis Kidz banner]
"Who invites you to join the Denver Nuggets in the fight against morbid halitosis in children?" The Commentator Adds.
[POV change from MegaTron to center court]
"Here to attempt a three-point shot for adolescents with terminally bad breath is he poster child for Halitosis Kidz, Stacy Muleburg." The Announcer called again.
[The two other men cover their noses with their Denver team jackets as one of them hands Stacy the ball. She rushes up and throws the ball, but it's a brick. The two Denver men, two cameramen, the announcer, and the HK president all gather round her]
"Aaahahahaaaa." Stacy called as they all backed away.
"NOOOOOOO!" Cartman called as he passed the alarms.
"Tickets please." The Ticket Collector Chimes.
"No time! NOOOOOOO!" Cartman moves.
"We're all set for the tipoff." The Announcer Called.
[The ball is thrown into the air and a Clipper tips the ball. A Nugget - Arron Afflalo - grabs it and the game begins. Afflalo throws it to JaVale McGee for an alley-oop, and McGee makes the first shot. The crowd cheers]
"Attention! Attention please!" Cartman called for everyone to see.
[Jamie, Kyle, Nichole are surprised to hear his voice. Cartman is on the MegaTron]
"This is a message for all of you out there who have just ended a relationship. Sometimes, love is hard. But you can't just run away from it. When you start to have something special you have to work at it!" Cartman asked.
[Token is surprised to see Cartman there too, but Craig and Clyde are unfazed]
"Even though it might seem like the world is against you, you still have to hold on! With both hands!" Cartman added.
[Jamie begins to take this in]
"Don't let society dictate who you can and can't be with. Kyle, I love you babe. You can run all you want, try to pretend you like girls, but damnit, when we kiss there's magic! Don't let it go, Kyle." Cartman had the final quote.
[Jenny and Jamie begin to look towards Kyle confused.]
"Awwwww" Everyone begins to chime.
"I want to hold you every morning and love you every night, Kyle. I promise you nothing but love and happiness. I swear by the moon and the stars and the sky" Cartman said.
[Cartman and Kyle are paired on the MegaTron and the lovecam is activated - a heart appears over their images, Cartman on the left, Kyle on the right]
"I'll be there, Kyle, I swear" Cartman lasted. "I swear, Kyle".
[The crowd erupts in applause, as do the players. Kyle leaves his seat, steaming mad]
"Where are you going?" Jenny asked.
"That fat turd up there is the one who set up you and Jamie 'cause he thinks you two look the same!" Kyle said steaming.
"He did that? Oh no. Jamie told me someone did this" Jenny said looking towards Jamie in fear.
"Thank you! Thank you all. That's all I wanted to say. That and... The Bat-Mobile's outside. Seriously you guys, you gotta see it. It's the Bat-Mobile! It's outside." Cartman called gaining the attention from everyone.
"What?" A Man Said.
[Everyone leaves their seats. Soon everyone is leaving the centre, including the players from both teams. Jamie and Jenny find themselves looking at each other just outside the bleachers]
Jenny: Jamie. Hey. I thought you went out.
[Jamie Waved Hi. His mouth was feeling like it was going to explode he grabbed his whiteboard and wrote in a Baby Blue Colour "Jenny, I'm so sorry. I thought you were only with me because I was feeling that someone tried setting with me with someone who looks just like me" ]
"Wouldn't even talk to you at first because we felt the same." Jenny said.
[They turn aside for a moment to avoid each other]
"Do you think we could... Do you still want to..." Jenny turned around.
[Jamie nods in agreement to her]
"Maybe we can make a continuation?" Jenny asked and Jamie pulled his mask down.
[Jamie's Whiteboard Marker Glowed "There are still people who will look at us funny. And think we're supposed to be together."]
Jenny: Let them look. I don't care.
[Jamie Wrote on his whiteboard "I don't care, either] [They both sweetly smiled]
[Cartman has a camera trained on them, while he takes up the whole screen on the MegaTron, praying for this to work out]
"I just think you're a great person. The color of your skin or what you wear doesn't matter." Jenny said heartily.
[YAY! Jamie Wrote Down]
[they run to each other and hug each other]
"Oh my gohhhd, so cute!" Cartman called as he watched.
"Teeheehee, a place for everything, and everything in its place." Cupid Cartman said.
"That's right, Cupid Me. People who are the same belong together." Cartman replied.
"That's right, and I found somebody who's just the same as you!" Cupid Cartman giggled.
"Really?!" Cartman asked.
"There she is!" Cupid Points to Stacy
[points to Stacy, who turns around and growls at Cartman, showing her rotten teeth]
"What?! Fuck you, Cupid Me!" Cartman insulted.
"Teeheeheeheehee, fuck you!" Cupid Cartman retaliated.
[gives him the finger and then goes and shoots some arrows onto Stacy's face. Stacy's pupils become hearts]
"Hey, stop it!" Cartman pleaded.
"Haaagh!" Stacy replied.
[Cartman spins around and runs. Stacy gives chase]
"Nooo!" Cartman called.
"Haahahaagh!" Stacy replied.