I knew things were not normal the moment I woke up, firstly, because I didn't wake up to an alarm cclock, and secondly, becuase I don't remember falling asleep falling from the freaking sky. My immediate reaction was obvious, slap myself to see if I am sleeping, realize I'm not, and start screaming. I fell into the clouds below and was surprised by the fact that it felt like water, of course, due to the fact that I was falling at high speeds, the impact really hurt, and sent me hurtling down into the depths. I then crash through what feels like a brick wall, and land on something solid, somehow able to breath again. I open my eyes to somehow being inside of what looks like an alien ship, despite the fact I fell in, I saw no hole that I would have fallen through. I got up, despite my bodies protests, and leaned against the cold metal wall. "Ok, where the heck am I?" I said to myself, attempting to make sense of my situation. It was really dark, so I reached into my pocket and pulled out my phone, which surprisingly still worked. I turned on the flashlight so I could see better, and all I saw was more of the same, dark metal, and what looked like a door. I then got an email notification, although I had no internet. I checked out the email, and it read
Hello
I see you have gotten this "email" of mine, I decided to drop you here because it might be entertaining. Since it would be no fun for you to be completely at the mercy of what is soon to come, I decided to keep your phone from your old world, but I'l trick it out a little so it can actually be useful, have fun on your journey!
As I finished processing that, my phone flew up, and started to transform. It became the same kind of black metal as the ship, with glowing blue lines on it. It fell into my hands, and had completely changed. First off, most of my apps were deleted, what was left was a notepad, flashlight, camera, youtube, maps and a few new ones like scanner, bank, and inventory. Along with that, the phones battery was replaced with an infinity symbol, and the internet was full bars. "Ok then" I said, hesitantly. I decided to test out things, all the original apps were the same, except for maps which was currently just black. The new ones were interesting, for bank I could hold money up to the phone and it would store it, scanner and inventory were even more interesting, scanner could scan almost anything and give me some information about it, I scanned myself and it said "An above average intelligence human, no elemental weakness". Inventory on the other hand, could store almost anything I could hold in my hand.
I decided to scan the door with the new app, it said "Must be powered with Ether to open" I decided to start rummaging around the room, scanning everything that looked important. After a few minutes, I found an ether cylinder, according to the scanner. and I put it into the power port I found earlier. The door begins glow with an eerie blue light, similar to my phone, and a symbol appeared on the door, but it did not open. After banging on the door until my arms hurt, I resolved to scan it again. "Must be opened by a Leftherian" I sighed, silently cursing my luck, of course the door had to be opened by someone or something I can't even pronounce. I then sat on the ground, sighing as my stomach grumbled.
After uncountable hours, I heard footsteps, I was instantly wary, it was a whole different world, there could be bloodthirsty aliens. I'd have to make a run for it once they opened the door, assuming they are Leftherians or whatever. I hide behind the power port as a wall on the other side of the room crumbles, and a crew of oddities walk in, first, there was a guy wearing what looked like a divers suit, he also had a legend of zelda style hookshot, there was a girl with large glowing rings, accompanied by a weird white lion. And then there was the other two, one was a guy with a horned white mask, but I could tell something more lay behind the mask, and then there was the last guy, honestly, he looked the most normal, but there was something about him that sent a chill right down my spine.
The creepy guy turns to the masked man and says "Jin, look at this, it's Addams Crest." So the masked man is Jin, and the lock that only Leftherians can open is Addam's Crest. Jin turns to the diver and says "You, open this door." I get the feeling that the diver is like a worker of some kind, and I guess he's Leftherian since when he touches the door, it opens. I sneakily follow them as they proceed, they come to the end of the hallway and I see a red sword with a glowing green crystal embedded in the ground, Excalibur style. I could sense something from the sword, something powerful, and ancient, I got the feeling it was not the kind of thing I'd want to face up against. It was only then I noticed the girl, in a glass tube, asleep. I am startled by Jin saying "No mistaking it." I knew that was what they were here for, and I knew that that the creepy guy, getting his hands on it would not be a good thing, so I decided, rather than running from these guys, theres a glowing sword in the ground, lets just hope I remember my fencing classes.
I dash for the sword, eliciting a gasp from the girl with the lion. I grasp the handle, and suddenly, I freeze, and I feel heat all around me, the green gem glows brighter, engulfing my whole vision. And than I feel a blade stab through my gut, I can't look behind me, but I know that Jin just impaled me. Suddenly, I'm able to move again, for my last act, I pull out my phone, and Rick Roll them all, cackling. My last words are "Enjoy 10 hours of max volume Rick Astley idiots!" And then, everything goes green.