chapter one
Hi, may name i Ronja as dother, i am daughter to the most feared vikings in the north, i am 12 years old. I live in a big castle in a extremly fucking big forest in sowhere in sweden. My mom is the the next biggest leader of the like 45 vikings in our castle. She alway singing and that is so fucking enyoing, she is like the only women here and if you have bad flowder in the bag whid her she gona kil you.
Anyway may dad is a human and he and the boys is the persons ho hunting the kings army and kill them and take ters stuff.
I have long brown messy hair, i have brown clouds that is pretty smal so the as-nisaar can see my boops, if the do it they maby give me giffs ore food. I ame rely sexsy, soo the boys in the kings army cunt stop locking at me when may fader kill them. I have gren ays and are a pritty god fagter but now lets start the storry.
I wake up in my bedroom and the sun wha shining in from the window and the volrometric lighting made it look even cooler. I looked around the room. I steped upp and I putt on a leder skirt, shous off human skin, and bear four, and some make upp aka foundation and eye liner
I walk down to the dinner roum, in the stairs i meet Skinhead (the oldes ass hole in the group) he was feeding the cat rammstein.
"Hi" i said
"Hallå" skinhead said.
"aahaaahahahhaahhahhhahaakkakaakk kbubububkkakkkiiikk kukuk fuck you bitfch" said the cat. It was retated so this type of behavior was norrmal.
"Whtats kind of brekfest is it. im so fucking hugery!" i said dremely.
"Its peaNUTS, flesh bread english brekfest and som beer" said
"the reson that we dont have water is becouse we dont have water so we use beer insted." i exsplandet for skinhead.
"And what are you doing today ms" Skinhead askt
"After breckfest i going out in the forest and play.
"Fuck you i donty care, go down and eat your fucking food dumb as looking fuck face"! he said
"Bay bith i sad" and went down when poinging my midek fuckfinger att him.
When i whalk down in the big hall i saw i like 25 whikings eting foud, sowon takt care abot the fire, tree gay fas fagting about yesterdays lott whe gett from kings army. I takt som beer and food and decide to st down whid Mattis.
-Hi soun he said and rofsade mig i mitt håt (hur fasen stavar man det på engelska?) I smiled and givd him may midle finger and stsarted to eat.
after brakefest i walked down four the the gate and sngnale the the two gard Boefeu And pickupp to oupen after that i whas going egenom a big gap. Thar its is important to not talk becous of you do thet it kan dropp down rocks and kill you. Onse a time it whas a gay that startet to flossa on he hors, a rock fald down and smay im and the hours. Whe made köttförs off the hours and offerd the boddy to Oden.
I whalk down and in the forest. I have a sjukdom that mak me to skrem So fucking haigt when i is in a forest under the spring. I skremd so Fucking haigt so tree birds daid and a random pedofile started to bled from hes ers. After that i started to run deper in teh forest. After i whil a stopt and dray to make a bow and arrow off som sticks and grass after that i did thet i alweys do when i ame alone in forrest *bip*
Hone half hour later i desade to et, i have tock med bred, pork and a nife to pretekt me whid if some person cume to comfort me. After that i tockt of may cloud and yumpt down in a lake. I daid and when i cume upp i saw a boy thet whas whating in me. I get so agre so swimd the fastest i cuden to the strand cunt and drwd may nife after that i rund there i sawd the boy bout he whas diseperd. I whant back and tock out my frustartion on some As-nisse. After that i tockt hes blood and paintet may naked body whid it and let it dray in the sun.
When its startet to get dark i whent back to the castle so it not come black people and tray to kill me. Suddenly i statret to here the voices, fuck i thaugt innan i lost the control ower may boddy. It fell like when i first tray smoke the mushrooms Mattis smoke in hes room. I folod the wois when suddenly…
... i stepped on a fallen tree and fell down and everything turned to black.
Like two hours later i wokt upp, now whas it realy dark, but i found the way back homo. I whent in and upp 4 the stairs and down in may bed.
chapter 2
I wakt upp igen and walk 'out if may beed i feld rest, hungry and exited on a suxuel way. I did not putt o may clouds and walk down to the dînéroumë. When i whas ter i saw may mother catis (she is named that because she love anime and she loks like a cat-anime-girl). She walkt valkt from to me whid a agry fase.
-In the name of Thor's dirty as, where you yesterday night? Did you whas on the strippclub, you now you are to young to stuff like that you is yous 14 yers ould you most weight a half yer befour ju kan go tere! She said
-I wasn't on the stripp club, i herd the wishes agen and i fald ana i swim and that was in and in like 2 hours. I said sadly.
-Arey you sure you don't wash hai, when i is that i here woses. Catis said.
-Now it whas the real wses. I said.
-Ok, take this she said, and handed ower a neckband, that whas a stone whid symbols on.
-Wtf is this crap i sad, it locke trach like Voromis face. I said.
-This is not crap, this is a amulet and if you wearing that you gonna have lock and its gona be harder 4 the woses to take kontro over yoy.
-Tack som fan i said bak and grap the stone.
Suddenly Voromir den yngre comfort to me.
-Have a ide, what about to dont let your doter out in the forest alone anymore? He said
-NOOOOOOOOO i skrämd agrell, if i dont go out i gone dai of som reson.
-Lesen here said Catis…
But i whas to med to lisening so i rund away to the plays the ligtning havd klyft our castle in half, whe cald it "Balders as crak" i youse to go there when i is depremerad.
When i cume, i decide to sit down whid the gap. Sudenly i saw a boy on the anader side off the gap, it whas the same buy that whas wathing me neked yousturday! He whas whering a T-shit made of skin from random animals adn human, and have pants made off dead fiches and huamn, he lockt sexsy.
-Wtf are you doing here, and ho in the name of Hells dildo are you?! I screamed and tock from may nife.
-May name is Birk and im a borkarövare, and weed have movd in here little bith!
-Ok now you listening here Björk, if you and your gang not mow whe gonna kill you and your gang, do you understand?!
no. LOL before you even do taht i gona kill you whid may own fist! Bark said.
-Lol you is to awfraid to ewen do that ugly as man. i sad
-Let me unprow you, said dirk.
And sudenly Dick yumt over Balders as crak ower to may side.
-wtf i said, dont tuth me litle peddo i said.
-Lolm8xd Birk said, you shuld ever youpt ower you is to afraid.
-Let me unprow you i said and yumpt ower.
Birk yompt ower te ehs said there i was. I youmt back and birk folowd me. But when he cume on the edge he lost the balans and fald down in Balders as crack.
-O now i said, ewen if i want to kill him a dont want to im to dai, so jag la mig på magen och kravlad fram to the edge ther i saw Birkjäven hänga i en bjälk. I tock of may bälte (not beacous it's sexsy time) and trof it down the gap.
-If you want to live hold in this rope, like so hard you holding your dick when you masterkate, I said. Birk tog tag in the rope and becousi have somke som suspsus swomps i lyckades to get him. When he whas upp whid the edge he lock ounder may skirt, he saw everything because i don't have a belt. He comes upp.
-Thanks he said.
i gave him may middle finger
-Fuck you gow awy and dont cume back and stopp lock att me naken! i said and rund avay to may rom.
CHaptor 3
I waked upp hapely, suddenly i saw Skinhead standing in my rom. What the fuck i scremd and yumpt down. I started to eat the brekfest, before any wone els like a epic speedrunner. Sudenly Maatis kand down whoid a bounts of gays jsudendly i started heraing i screming vose in my head i started to skreem. Everyone lockt at me ass i wha sa craysy retard
"what is it myt dhater." matis sad worid.
"the vocirs make them stop!" i anserd whil trying to contain the voces out of my head.
sudedly catis runed in the room and put my hand on my forkhead. she started moaning a rital.
"all demonias in the girl by the power of thor and odin cum back were you cakme form."
and a big shock wave came from my head.! I startet to shake masaivle and destroyd some furnises beckose i shaked that hard. everything beckame dark.
I woke upp on the floor and every 1 was staring att my.
"my dhoter cum with me." sied catis (do you get it?)
we walk in catis ofice there was a big ball in the middel of the room, on a table! we walkt in and closed the door and all the curtins. it was somke every ware.
catsie started to put on a big sort of cape.
"shhhhhhhhhh" she said.
"look in the ball what do you see." cattis sied.
"hemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i see a sort of demon like in doom erernal." i sad
"ohhhhhh" cattis sad
"whait now i see a witch in a masive cave she is dooing maddick an elder man."
SHe gasped
"what i sied"
"this is not gud thats the witch of hell and demons she. she mindes controles people." she said sadly.
"nooooooo" i sied whit a deperison wose!
"hemmmmm i thing i need t omedeteadt on this and maby red a book" she sad
Shapter 4
I started crying and mattis came frome to me, and slabd me on my shuldeer. I hug him and blow mu nose in hes beer.
"Fuck off" i said and rund out and in the forest.
I whas walking in the forest kriendly and i whas wey deprest on sadly way. I sat down and rest my back on rock. then i started crying ters. Sudenly a Anus-gay cume on me.
"Lever me alone" i sad sadly.
"ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHHHHEEEEE" said, the asnisse.
"Love me fucking alone retrad fucking bithe cunt retard fuckboygirl pice off ass hockerboy!"!
I Kickt hes fese off and hes boddy fly back crast in to flech and blodd on a tree. That gave at lest litle happynes, then i started caring resting my back on a rock.
sudedly dirk apered he lookts sad.
"waht is it why are you asd!?" he sied!
"fuck off you ficking fat ass bitch" i said angrely while crying.
"i just want to hekp you fucking ass hole!" he sied angrely.
"so aperenly some fucking witch is puted a cures on me and tyring to mide conterole me!" i sad this a depreson vose.
"i know th felling ok." said brick.
"no you dont fuking ass hole bitch." i said runing further in the forest.
After a littel whil i waked up to the castle and in to the door. sudedly cattis gabed me "cum now dhoter i have relaist some thing." she said on a scread voise.
we walkt in her room. "the only way o brake the cures.. is… to kill the with. it is the onöy waY!" she said on a sad but aalso sacry voise!
"you need to go to the cave of the spires way!"