The one that almost got away (2nd version) Chapter 15, a How to Train Your Dragon + Brave, 2012 Crossover fanfic

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Chapter 15 Surprises

Valka had been satisfying Stoic's sexual demands since she left the tower several hours before. She had to degrade herself by living and giving herself to a man she had come to despise. It was all too easy and she hated herself for it.

Her brother Spitelout had given her the funds to book passage on trader Johan's ship. She now just had to wait for the perfect opportunity to grab Hiccup and run. She knew she could leave now if she left Hiccup behind.

She felt guilty about these thoughts but she suspected that Stoic had planted a child in her womb. Once Stoic discovered she was with child, the Viking Chief would find a way to take Hiccup's life.

She had convinced herself that Hiccup would be ok so long as he was the only heir. Stoic would be forced to keep the boy alive if only for a year or two. By then, Gobber and Helga would try once more to adopt Hiccup. They would, wouldn't they?

She had briefly considered trying to leaving Hiccup in Scotland but decided against it for several reasons. First, Stoic would never allow it. Second, there was no guarantee that Fergus and Elinor would keep the boy.

Stoic would remarry and name a new heir, and Hiccup would be a commoner. Sure, Elinor obviously cared for the boy but she was a queen and Merida a princess. Hiccup would be a small, frail commoner and worse still, a Viking. Definitely not husband material for the king's daughter or that of a Lord.

Valka had also considered finding a commoner family that didn't have children of their own. Stoic would only send an assassin to find and kill the

boy. Valka would try to take him but she was going to escape and soon regardless. She simply couldn't live with this disgusting brute of a man.

She knew that there was a risk, but in the life of a Viking, there was always a risk. Even if she stayed, Hiccup would have to fight to fit in and survive. Sadly she knew the odds were against his surviving to become a man.

Stoic laid in his bed with Valka. He loved her, especially now that she decided to pay more attention to him. The boy was simply a distraction, a distraction that would be taken care of once they returned to Berk.

Stoic needed this alliance to feed and protect his people. The last two winters had seen starvation and death in Berk due to dragon raids. This alliance would totally, and finally silence his critics and cement his hold on Berk. He was considering another roll in the hay with Valka when there was a bang on the door.

When Stoic opened the door, he was completely naked. He was facing William, the king's personal secretary. William bowed and said,

"Sire, the king has directed me to inform ye that e and the Lords ha made some addendums to the alliance documents. The king requests yer immediate presence to discuss the final draft of the treaty," said the king's scribe.

"Tell is majesty that is friend and ally, Stoic the Vast, will be there forthwith," said Stoic.

William bowed and left. Stoic began to dress. Valka was still nude lying on the bed with the covers pulled up to her chest. Stoic said to her, "Finally, the damned treaty is done. The shite eating Scots have added a few things but Ah'm sure they are minor. We will sail on the morning tide. Keep the runt out of trouble or Ah'll leave him behind. You know the queen would love to take him." Chief Stoic finished dressing and left.

In the queen's office, Elinor pondered everything the old witches had to say. They had left to prepare. She just couldn't understand why the Viking

gods choose two beautiful children, mere babies, to rest the fate of so many on their little shoulders.

She had sent for Maudie and Lady Helga after the two old women had left. She had also sent for Margery, her personal secretary. The women were seated sipping tea and watching her nervously.

Why had she said yes to the joining? Did she have the right to put these wee babes in such a possibly dangerous situation? Would the hold hands, say yes to joining then Kiss? What would Fergus say when he found out?

Queen Elinor spoke first to Margery, "Margery Ah have a mission for ye of the utmost importance and secrecy. The lives of yer queen, the Prince, and Princess depend upon it," she said.

Margery swallowed and answered, "My queen, yer will is mah pleasure. In the ten years, Ah ha served ye and Ah ha never betrayed yer confidence. Ah would gladly die before doing so," said the secretary.

"Ah know ye are loyal Margery. At is why Ah'm trusting ye with this mission. Ah need a covered carriage to be ready just ootside the Pauper's Gate at the twenty-second hour, (the pauper's gate was where those in need came to request help from the crown). Ah will need six guards who can hold their tongues. Can ye do this, Margery?" asked the queen.

"Yes, yer majesty. The men and carriage will be waiting for ye," said Margery. The secretary left.

Elinor; "Maudie, Tonight the children and Ah have a mission. If we succeed, Hiccup will be saved and Merida's happiness will be secured. If we fail Hiccup will soon die and the world will become a dark and dangerous place for my daughter and our people. That is all Ah can say," said the queen.

Maudie; "Yer talking aboot me sweet baby Merida and Prince Hiccup. They are babes your majesty," said the nanny.

Angrily Elinor shot back, "Du ye think Ah don't know at? Du ye no think Ah donna love them? Du ye think Ah'd endanger them unnecessarily?

Maudie, Ah am yer queen. Ah donna ha ta me actions ta yu. Yu will help as Ah see fit. Breath a word or fail me, Hiccup will die. Now ats the end of it," said the queen.

Elinor; "Poor Hiccup has been badly abused and affected as well or do ye no remember the roof incident?".

Maudie: "Yes yer grace. Ye know ye can ALWAYS count on me," said the flustered nanny.

Elinor; "Ah believe the poor little lamb is at the end of is emotional rope. If somethin is no done, Ah fear e will give up. No one will have ta try to kill im then. E will be a lost boy with no hope. E will die all on is own in dispair" said the queen.

There was a knock on the door, then a guard came in, "Forgive the intrusion, yer grace, Lady Helga is requested by the Chieftess of Berk. The guard left as well as Helga.

The queen turned to Maudie, "Let's wake the children up and get them ready. Ah donna know wha Fergus has in mind but Ah sure as Helheim hope it works," said the queen.

Stoic arrived at the king's office. The guard opened the door for him. A minute later Stoic was standing in front of a large table as well as Fergus and the Clan Lords.

"Chief Stoic thank you for coming. Let me introduce Lieth Dingwall Lord of Bolingbrook," the man shook Stoic's hand, "This is Lord Brode Macintosh of Stoneybrook and Ah believe ye know Lord Ian MacGuffin of Balmoral," said the King.

Stoic; "Ah have been told there are addendums to our treaty. Ah would like to look them over."

The king unrolled a large parchment and set it before the Viking Chieftain. After going through all the introduction finery the points of importance were there to be read;

1) The country is known as Scotland, will provide 400 bushels of corn, wheat, barley, and one metric ton of iron ore in exchange for cashmere wool and dragon skins of equal value. This exchange will take place monthly until the ocean around Berk freezes over.

2) The countries of Scotland and Berk agree to a military alliance to jointly protect each others countries and sea lanes.

3) For the contract to be sealed and executed, Scotland requires a betrothal. A betrothal of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III and her Royal Highness Merida, first of her name, Princess of Dunbroch and future Queen of all Scotland.

a) The couple will join in marriage after Merida's 18th birthday. b) Hiccup, Prince of Berk, and Princess Merida once married and will take

up permanent residence in Dunbroch Castle. c) Prince Haddock will visit his betrothed, Princess Merida, a minimum of

two times a year, each visit lasting not less than two months in duration.

d) The Prince and Princess will be educated, supervised by her Majesty Queen Elinor. The queen will assign a tutor to the Prince in order to continue his education when in Berk.

e) In holding with Viking tradition the bride price for Princess Merida's hand in marriage is one thousand gold pieces.

a) The treaty will become null and void when the prince or princess dies.

Stoic was shocked. Why was the runt in this agreement? Why would they promise their precious daughter to pathetic his son? Stoic sat down. The Scots were already seated. Stoic was given a goblet of Scotch whiskey which he immediately downed and was refilled.

Stoic, "First let me speak truly. My people need this treaty. The last few years there has been starvation and death in the winter du ta dragon raids. Second, Ah have to point out that Hiccup will never be Chief. E is small and weak and no prince. The people of Berk will no follow him. Third, Hiccup is small, frail and sickly. Ah canno guarantee the little shite will live to see is 18th year. Ah canno even guarantee that the little shite will live past this winter.

Fourth, Hiccup is obsessed with fear and is cowardly. E will never be a Viking warrior. E definitely will never lead Vikings inta battle. Hiccup canno defend imself let alone the Princess. The princess deserves better.

Lastly, Ah will never pay 1,000 gold coins for Hiccup to be married, in fact Ah wouldn't pay 100," said the Viking Chief.

All three clan leaders were shocked and disgusted by what the Viking had said about his own son.

MacGuffin; "Prince Hiccup is no coward. Yesterday, e climbed to the tallest point in the castle without a blink. E is fast for a child his age and E climbs like a mountain goat. He reads, writes and can do sums. There are grown men in both our countries that can't say the same.

The boy is freakishly articulate and polite to a fault. Ah have heard im in conversation with the King and Queen. In all honesty, e speaks our Celtic language better than you do.

Ah would be proud to have Hiccup in mah family prince or no. If is majesty didno betroth is little Princess to the boy Ah would be contacting ye ta make a marriage contract between us betrothing my daughter Kaitir."

Dingwall: "Now MacGuffin no sa fast. Mah Frida would be a good match for the wee Prince and Ah would put up 500 gold pieces fer dowry."

Macintosh; "Hold yer bloody horses, Leith. Mah Phobe could use a good husband as well. I'd match yer 500 gold pieces and throw in a house and 400 acres o land too."

MacGuffin; "It's all a mute point since the Princess gets the first choice, an from what Ah saw, our girls wilno get a chance. Now Stoic, ye say young Hiccup will never be a Viking warrior, so what? Send the lad ta me and Ah will make him a scout and runner.

My friends, did ye know Little Hiccup successfully evaded thirty-eight very well trained castle guards in is search for a hiding place? Quite remarkable for a child less than two years of age."

Dingwall; "Ah'd like to know why the boy was runnin and hidin in the first place".

Stoic; "The little shite is a coward. E's afraid of his own shadow," said the clearly rattled Viking Chief.

Macintosh; "Yer son is no coward. E's afraid of yu and why would that be eh?" asked the Lord of Bolingbrook.

"I'd also like to know why ye cudna be bothered to help search for the boy," asked Brodie.

Stoic; "Ah am a Viking Chief and Vikings culture is difficult and unforgiving. Ah will no answer personal domestic questions. Mah family is mah business. Hiccup shouldn't even be here.

In traditional Viking culture if a child is born weak and sick child is drowned or given to the snow. Ah didn't follow tradition and kept the boy alive. The gods still punish me for keeping the runt alive. That is why the terms of this treaty are no fair".

MacGuffin; "That is barberick. Even the Saxons treat their children better. Know this Stoic, in front of these witnesses, Ah declare that yer son Hiccup is under my protection. If Hiccup dies, Ah will sail ta Berk and find out why."

King Fergus; "Stoic your people need the foodstuffs we offer. A military alliance benefits both of us. Mah wife and Ah care for Hiccup very much, as does Merida. Because of is intelligence, not is brawn is the boy valuable.

Ah have discussed this with my Clan leaders and they agree, Prince Hiccup is a perfect match for Merida. Please consider the ramifications if ye reject this offer".

Though Stoic was very angry he paused and collected himself. He would have to keep the little shite alive at least until he could negotiate a better deal with someone else. Maybe with the Gauls.

Right now he really had no choice. Stoic the Vast stood, grabbed an inked quill and signed his name to both documents. The other Lords followed suit

even if reluctantly. Stoic had made enemies here. The gods truly hated him all because of that useless little shite.

He began to leave when the King said, "Stoic, Ah would appreciate it if ye kept the betrothal to yourself until Ah can properly announce it at the celebration feast tonight. Ah would like to surprise our wives."

The Viking grumbled then walked out.

George the royal tailor had arrived in the queen's quarters the next afternoon with all of the clothing Elinor had ordered. Elinor was quite pleased as she had only expected the suit.

"These are wonderful George, and as usual very well made," said the queen, "Thank ye so much," said the queen.

George grinned at the praise, "Yer majesty Ah took the liberty of making and obtaining a few other things for the Prince."

He handed the queen a large woolen sack. Now the suit was a shirt made from fine pre-washed linen and was aqua in color. The trousers were black with red stripes running down the legs. The suit coat was white with gold buttons and gold trim on the cuffs and collar.

George; "Ah had the cobbler make him a pair of knee-high boots that are made of elk skin yer grace. Ah know the little Prince is a Viking and this will give him some Viking flair."

Elinor; "They are marvelous and yer choice of colors exquisite. What else is there George?" asked the queen.

George; "Well your grace there is a gold sash to reinforce the statement that Prince Hiccup IS royalty. Ah have also included these," and he handed Queen Elinor two leather belts.

Geoge the royal tailor; "The skinny belt is to keep the little one's pants up. The thicker belt is exactly like the sword belts the Lords and our knights wear. Then there is this," and he handed Elinor a small gift-wrapped leather box.

Queen Elinor carefully unwrapped the leather box very carefully. Inside was a tiny little sword in an equally small silver scabbard.

Elinor; "George this is beautiful, you've outdone yerself," said the queen.

George; "Well yer grace, it actually belonged to the nutcracker soldier that guards our Tree during the Winter Solstice holiday, but Ah figured wee Prince Hiccup needs it more," said the tailor.

The queen gave the tailor a hug, "Thank you, George. Ye donna know how much this means to me."

The tailor blushed and said, "Yer majesty, ye and the king took me on when Ah was a young inexperienced apprentice. Ye and King Fergus overlooked mah mistakes and gave me opportunities to express myself. Ah owe you my life. It's an honor to serve ye and now Prince Hiccup.

Let me show ye the finished everyday clothing. We have three wool tunics of different colors. Ah borrowed a pair of his leggings from Lady Helga and have made three copies to go with the tunics also made of wool but slightly thinner.

Ah considered pants but knowing e would be returning home Ah thought traditional leggings would be better. Here are is underclothes. Lastly, the nightshirts made of washed and bleached linen.

Ah have the Prince's initials embroidered on all of is clothing. All the clothes are double stitched and should last is highness a while even in Vikingland."

Elinor; "As usual George, yer productions are fabulous. Ah know Hic will love them."

George thanked her, bowed and left. Maudie came into her bedroom red faced and flustered. "What's wrong Maudie?" asked Queen Elinor.

Maudie pointed to the bathroom and said, "The Prince has a problem with, well ye know," and she made a wave towards her abdomen. The queen smiled finally understanding.

Maudie, "Not only has at happened, but the children are asking me questions Ah canno answer", said the flabbergasted nanny.

The queen followed Maudie to the bathroom door. There was the little prince looking down at his penis which at the moment was very erect.

"It does this sometimes Mer. I don't know why" said a very serious Hiccup Haddock.

"Does it hurt?" asked the Princess examining the boy's privates very closely.

"Nope", said an equally curious little boy, "It's hard to pee though when this happens," the boy said as a matter of factly.

"I still want to touch it but mummy said that wasn't polite."

The queen couldn't contain herself but burst out laughing.

"Maudie can I get out, I'm all clean now," asked Hiccup.

Maudie still red and seeing Hiccup still in the same condition said, "Her Majesty can get ye oot once she can get off the floor," as Elinor fought to contain herself.

The queen got up off the floor went over to the tub where she picked up the little boy, (erection and all), and began to dry him.

Hiccup; "Elinor why does this happen" asked a perplexed little prince.

"Well, my darling there are many reasons. Sometimes it's because ye touch and play with yer penis. Sometimes it happens to older boys when they are around a girl they like, and sometimes it happens because Loki is playing a joke on ye.

Donna worry though, ye can't control it happening. It might be a little embarrassing sometimes, but it will never hurt ye." She stood Hiccup on the cold floor and immediately the erection went away.

Merida who had been watching the conversation saw little Hiccup return to normal asked, "Mummy look it's no all stiff anymore. Why did it go away?"

The queen chuckled, looked down at Hiccup and asked him, "Hiccup, how do you feel right now?"

Hiccup replied, "I'm cold".

"That's why my sweet daughter," said the queen.

The answer was good enough for the children. Maudie and Elinor finished dressing up the toddlers.

Stoic stormed into his rooms.

"What is wrong husband, why are ye angry? Is Hiccup alright?" asked Valka.

Stoic: "How should Ah know if Hiccup is alright, Ah haven't seen him. As for why Ah'm angry, Ah canno tell ya cause Ah've been sworn to secrecy by his bloody majesty and friend King Fergus," said the Chief.

Valka; "Helga, could ye go to the queens quarters and get Hiccup. E has been with the queen long enough. Yu and Gobber will be coming to Court this evening so wear yer best clothes.

We wilno be as fancy as the Scots but at least we will be fresh and clean. How is yer packing commin along?" asked the Chieftess.

Helga; "We are done Valka. We packed Hiccups things as well."

"Very good and as usual, thank you for taking such good care of my son," said Valka.

Indignantly Helga answered, "Valka I would care for Hiccup like he was my own even if ye didn't ask me too."

The Nanny then walked out of the room. Gobber knocked then came in, "Stoic, the ship is manned and ready. The crew will stay aboard and will be prepared to sail with the tide at first light."

Stoic; "Good Ah've had enough of this place. Ah'm tired of these Scots and their interference. Ah'll be glad to have the sea under me once again".

Gobber, "You've signed the treaty then."

Stoic only nodded.

Gobber; "Rumor has it that many important things are gonna happen this night. It is said at Hiccup is somehow involved."

Stoic; "Rumors be damned. When we are lined up in court, situate yerself so that Hiccup appears ta be standing next to Valka. Regardless of what happens, make sure the little trouble maker donna run."

Gobber; "Ya know Stoic, ye really are a stupid bastard. Ah love Hiccup. Ah would protect that innocent little boy with me life. Ah I will protect him even from yu."

Stoic jumped up snarling; "How dare ye speak to yer Chief that way. Get out!"

Gobber; "Ah heard another rumor today as well. Know this the both of ye, if anything happens to that sweet little boy on the way home, neither of ye will see the shores of Berk.

You Stoic because ye killed the boy and yu Valka because you allowed it ta happen. Donna bother looking to the crew for help. They heard the same rumor," said the blacksmith.

Gobber left the room and headed back to his own. On the way, he was stopped by a guard, "My Lord, the King has asked you to join him in his chambers. Please follow me."

In the queen's chambers, Maudie was working on Merida's hair.

"Ah donna want to wear it up Maudie, it hurts. Why canno my hair be like Hickeys?"

Merida had been talking to Hiccup about his friends and Hiccup told her about Ylva. Merida decided to call Hiccup the same nickname that Ylva used for Hiccup ,(even though the little Princess did not like the idea of Ylva), simply because Hiccup liked it.

Hiccup; "I like your hair Mer, it's pretty and soft" said the little Prince.

That seemed to placate the little girl. The queen was just buttoning up the boys pants when she heard her daughter ask, "Hickey do ye love me?"

Without missing a beat Hiccup replied, "I love you very much, just like Ylvi." The queen smiled and said, "Hiccup, tonight Merida, Fergus and I must leave ye for a time ta sit on our thrones. Ye must stand beside yer mum.

Ah know you are afraid of Stoic but Ah promise ya that e can't hurt ya there. Not only will we be watching but all the Lords and ladies and the guards too. Yer da wudna dare try anythin. Do ya, believe me, my love?"

Hiccup nodded.

Merida; "Ah want Hickey to sit with me, mummy. Ah can hold is hand and e won't be afraid."

Queen Elinor; "When all the grown-up court things are done, there will be a feast and a dance. Hiccup will get a chance to meet everyone. At that time Hiccup can sit with ye, and as a matter of fact, Ah will insist on it."

"Maudie do Ah have to wear the crown Ah hate it? It hurts me head," asked the Princess.

Maudie; "Ye are a Princess and whenever a Princess sits on er throne she must wear er crown. Yer dad and mum will be wearing theirs too."

Merida; "How come Hiccup donna ha ta wear one?" asked the Princess.

Queen Elinor; "Vikings don't wear crowns dear."

Maudie muttered under her breath, "They donna wear crowns, they steal them". Queen

Elinor; "That's enough Maudie. Hiccup let me take a look at ye."

Hiccup was a vision of pint-sized aristocracy in toddler form. His hair had been cut in a page boy fashion. His white jacket fit perfectly and the gold sash made him look very gallant.

His little sword was attached to his right side, (Elinor discovered by accident that Hiccup was left-handed) and wearing his knee-high seal skin boots.

"Your pretty Hickey" said Merida.

"So are you Mer" said the little guy.

Merida was dressed in a deep green crushed velvet dress that went down to her ankles. She had on a pair of dark green slipper shoes. Her dress had a high collar that was trimmed in gold as were her sleeves. She wore a small gold necklace with the Dunbroch seal as its pendant.

Her curls had been brushed and combed into braids that met at the top of her head. At the very top of her head was a small circlet of gold that was her crown.

"OOOOOOh Merida you look beautiful!" said Hiccup.

He walked over and put his arms around her in a tight hug. When he released her from her hug, Merida put her hands on both of his cheeks and kissed his lips. "I love you sooooo much Hiccup" said the princess.

Hiccup put his forehead on the little girl and whispered, "I love you soooo much too Mer".

Helga arrived and took him to her room. Maudie took the little Princess to the nursery to wait until it was time to make the procession.

Hiccup went to Helga's room and Helga began a quick lesson on court etikett in a way that the little boy could understand.

In a few minutes, the boy had mastered bowing. Elinor had explained that if the king talked to him he was to bow. If the King asked him to do something he was to take a knee and say yes.

The queen thought that Hiccup looked quite grand. He actually looked like a Prince. Now unbeknownst to any of the Vikings, the King had assigned extra guards to Helga's quarters. Their purpose was to escort Hiccup and keep him safe. They would do so under the guise that they were an honor guard for Stoic.

Gobber was standing in front of the King in his quarters. The king motioned for him to sit down.

King Fergus; "Gobber, tonight Ah am going to take steps to try and keep young Hiccup alive. Ah won't tell you now what they are. Ah'm not sure how yer Chief will react.

Stoic seems to have a serious problem with Prince Hiccup. Ah know you love the boy, as do we. Ah'm depending on ye ta protect that boy in case Stoic tries to hurt im. It's always those first few seconds that lives are lost.

Ah have guards assigned to protect the boy as well They know who you are. They will assist ye quickly. Ah am very concerned about yer trip back to Berk."

Gobber; "Yer majesty Ah wilno lie. Hiccup is in danger any time Stoic is around. The Chief blames little Hiccup for every evil in is life even though e imself is the source. Valka is now so terrorized she won't raise a finger ta protect the boy, yet she won't allow Helga and I adopt him.

Ah am always watching Hiccup. Ah have slept easier when e was under the care of the queen. As far as the trip home, Ah have that covered. Ah know the ship's company and they are no friends of Stoic. Stoic knows at if Hiccup dies on the trip home, the Chief and Chieftess will not either.

That's all Ah can du. After we reach Berk Ah can do little. Stoic runs Berk with an iron fist. If Ah can keep Helga and Ah in the picture, Hiccup will be safe. Ah promise yu only this, if Hiccup is harmed on the ship or in Berk, Stoic and Valka won't live long. It won't help Hiccup though." and with that, he left.

Outside Helga and Gobber's rooms, the Honor guard had formed, Gobber on the left, Helga on the right and Hiccup in the middle holding her hands. There were four guards on either side. A guard lieutenant was in charge.

At the command of the lieutenant, the soldiers marched down the Hall and stopped in front of the Chief's quarters. The officer knocked on the door.

Stoic opened the door, "What the hel is this?".

Unfazed the young officer said, "A guard of honor has been provided by the king to escort ye and yer party to the throne room."

Stoic smiled, "Very well" and as they formed up the Chief looked down at his son and said, "What the fuck are yu suposed ta be?"

Hiccup looked at his father in the eye and said, "I am a prince".

Stoic snorted and with disgust said, "Yu are nuthin and don't ever forget it boy!"

Hiccup in a very calm voice and with his hand on the little sword hilt as he had seen the other men do he said, "Ah hate you father and I hope yu die".

Stoic turned red and really wanted to wring the boy's neck but he needed the Alliance. The lieutenant ordered his troops forward and they headed towards the throne room.

The king and queen were dressed and ready. They grabbed Merida's hand and walked out in the hall where an honor guard of twenty knights and led by the general of the guard. The men were dressed in brightly polished silver armor and wore a polished silver helmets with a bright purple plumes. The king greeted all the men and then gave the general the signal to proceed.

In the throne room at least 100 people had gathered on either side of the raised dais with the three thrones. On the left stood Chief Stoic, Chieftess, Gobber, Hiccup and Helga.

On the right, the MacGuffin Clan and their retainers, next was the Macintosh Clan with their retainers then the Dingwalls and their retainers. There were Knights and their families, merchants and their families and a few diplomats as well.

Suddenly a man in golden armor banged a staff and yelled, "Hear ye, Hear ye, it is my honor and privilege to present the Royal Family, King Fergus the brave, his wife Queen Elinor the wise and last but not least the Princess Merida first of her name heir to the throne of Scotland!" The golden knight stepped aside. The King led his family to the raised platform picking up little Merida and setting her down in her throne.

Merida looked over the crowd until she saw Hiccup. She blew him a baby kiss. Hiccup blushed, smiled and waved back at her. The King cleared his throat and raised his left hand and the room became quiet.

"My lords and ladies it has been an interesting month. We have had a problem securing our northern trade routes. We have suffered from a lack of quality wool and dragon skins that are impervious to the elements including fire.

Ah contacted me old comrade in arms Stoic the Vast Chieftain of Berk. We corresponded over several months and we worked out a tentative agreement. Ah then invited the Chief and his family to Dunbroch in order to iron out the final details of the treaty. I am pleased to say the treaty has been signed, but first introductions.

First, on mah left, may Ah introduce Stoic the Vast, a Viking warrior without equal and leader of the most prosperous island in the archipelago, Berk. Beside him is his beautiful wife, Chieftess Valka, and last but not least their son and heir, Prince Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III."

Gobber brought Hiccup forward holding his hand. Hiccup, let go of Gobbers hand and bowed to the King. Their was clapping in approval.

King Fergus; "Ah would also like to introduce Lord Gobber, the blacksmith of Berk and his wife, Lady Helga, the young prince's caretakers.

Prince Hiccup has won the heart of my wife the queen. Hiccup, though only 16 months old, is a very talented young man," said the king.

Stoic rolled his eyes and this was not lost on Queen Elinor. The Queen gave the dirtiest look possible to the Viking Chief as the king continued,

"Hiccup can read and write and he understands basic mathematics. I can personally testify to his bravery. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III please come forward," commanded the King.

At first Hiccup wasn't sure what to do but looking at Queen Elinor who gave him a slight tilt of the head, Hiccup let go of Gobber's hand and walked to the point in front of the King and once more he bowed in respect.

"Hiccup, mah queen and mah daughter have come ta love you very much. Mah wife is a great judge of character, she married me after all, (laughter).

Hiccup Haddock, (Hiccup remembered Elinor's lesson and took a knee which got a bid Awwwww from the ladies present), because of yer special connection with her majesty, Ah have created an award for you. Ah bestow upon ye the title of "Friend of the Queen," said the King.

A servant came forward with a dark blue velvet pillow. On that pillow was a small gold chain with a star emblem. The king picked up the chain stepping forward and placing it around Hiccup's little neck.

The king looked at his audience, "This star emblem represents respect and trust. From this day forward, Prince Hiccup may address the queen and our Princess without the formality of titles. Furthermore, this title allows the Prince unrestricted access to her majesty. Ah myself have been impressed with the young prince and look upon him as a son.

To this end Ah grant Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, with the approval of my Lords MacGuffin, Macintosh, and Dingwall, the title of Lord of Delaney.

He will be granted Delaney Castle, (a few chuckles from the audience), 200 acres of land surronding the castle and fifty sheep.

Lord MacGuffin has graciously assigned a tenant farmer and his family to farm the land, tend Lord Haddock's sheep and begin necessary repairs to make the Castle livable again.

I also grant Hiccup Haddock Scotish citizenship. From this day forward you will be known as Lord Hiccup Haddock leader of Clan Haddock. Rise Lord Haddock of Delaney. There were cheers for Hiccup. The Queen was crying from joy.

Merida; What does it mean mummy?" Why are you crying?"

Queen Elinore; "It means sweet love, that any attack on our little man is an attack on Scotland itself." Suddenly the King raised his hand again to silence the crowd.

"Princess Merida, please come here and stand beside Lord Hiccup," the King commanded.

"Yes papa" Merida answered obediently. The queen was even more surprised. When Merida came over she naturally grabbed Hiccup's hand.

The King knelt down in front of the two children. One could hear a pin drop in the throne room.

"Now you two Ah need yu to listen closely. Merida how do you feel about Hiccup?" asked the king.

Without hesitation the little Princess said, "I love Hiccup papa, with all my heart." This response got a loud Awwwwww! From all the ladies in attendance.

King Fergus continued, "Hiccup, how do you feel about mah daughter?"

Hiccup answered, "I love Merida too, even more than Ylvi".

Another Awwwww from the ladies. The King smiled, then stood, reached into his pocket and pulled out a gold ribbon. He had the children turn around. Hiccup kissed Merida on the cheek.

Chief Stoic would ye please join me?" the King asked Stoic. Still not totally understanding, but knowing what was coming, Stoic came over and stood behind Hiccup. The little boy was so terrified he was shaking but he didn't run.

King Fergus; "Today Chief Stoic and I signed a treaty that provides trade and mutual protection between Berk and Dunbroch. As per the last item of the treaty Chief Stoic and I have come to an important personal agreement for the long term prosperity of our people."

The king came in front of the children. King Fergus took the gold ribbon and wrapped it around their little hands. He then came back behind the children.

On this day, in accordance of the terms of the treaty, Ah, King Fergus the Bold of Dunbroch, hereby betroth my daughter Merida, Princess of the Kingdom of Dunbroch to Hiccup Haddock Prince of Berk and Lord of Clan of Haddock.

The couple will be wed just after Merida's 18th birthday. Lord Hiccup will be required to come to Scotland twice a year for at least four months. The purpose of these visits is to allow the betrothed couple to spend chaperoned time together, to be educated together and to allow Lord Haddock to get to know all of us and Scotland as well.

The wedding itself will be in Dunbroch Castle. Lord Hiccup will then take up permanent residence in Scotland. When the day comes that Merida is crowned Queen, Lord Hiccup will assume the title of Prince Consort. Now come congratulate this betrothal and we will begin the celebration.

Red with rage, Stoic took the Kings arm which immediately brought three Lords with swords drawn to protect their king.

Lord Macintosh; Let the King go Viking or Ah will kill ye where yu stand". Stoic screamed, "What the fuck just happened Fergus? What does this all mean?"

MacGuffin with his sword still drawn, "yer majesty please withdraw for your own safety. Lieth, please take the children to her majesty."

"My pleasure, Ian" said Lord Dingwall.

It was then that Lord Dingwall saw that Hiccup was in front of Merida holding her behind him with his right hand and in his left held a tiny little sword.

Leith laughed, "Look at this Ian, not betrothed five minutes and already the little Lord defends his lady. Come my, Prince, put away your sword and let us take your princess to safety."

Little Hiccup carefully put his sword in its scabbard. Once again Hiccup took Merida's hand and followed Lord Dingwall to the Queen. Once there Hiccup helped the tiny little Princess sit down on her throne and he stood beside her holding her hand.

There were twenty guards surrounding Stoic.

Ian MacGuffin; "Let me explain something to ye Viking, what happened here today is this; yer beautiful little son was given two titles, land and property. E is one of us now, a Lord of Scotland. E is also betrothed to our Princess which directly ties him to the royal family. Should any harm befalls him, it will be considered an attack on the Royal family and all of Scotland. If he dies, Ah give you mah word that every house in Scotland will send troops to your little Island. We will kill ye and burn yer Berk to the ground.

Tread lightly Viking. Yer life depends upon it. Guards disarm him and take him to his ship. Set a guard so he donna leave. Now get this stupid bastard out of me sight."

At first, you could cut the tension in the great hall with a knife but after a while, people began to eat and make merry. The King was at the right side

of the king's table, Queen Elinor on the left with Hiccup and Merida between them.

Across from them sat Valka, Gobber and Helga. It was very plain to Valka that the King and Queen no longer trusted her to protect her own. That was even more evident by the two knights who stood behind the children.

"Can I still learn how to be a blacksmith Elinor?" asked Hiccup.

Queen Elinor; "A Prince can learn anything he chooses Hiccup. Sweet one do yu understand wha happened to yu this evening?"

The little boy thought for a moment, "Well, I understood the part where I can call yu and Merida by your names and I saw father was bad when he grabbed the king's arm but all that other stuff I didn't," said Hiccup.

King Fergus; "What all this means dear boy is that ye are now one of us. Ye also have a title like Lord MacGuffin. Ye are also a man of property, probably the richest toddler in the world!

But the most important thing that happened tonight is that yer father and Ah made an important treaty, a connection so to speak between Berk and Scotland. The most important part of that connection, at least to me and Elinor, is at Stoic and Ah promised that one day in the future, ye and mah Merida will be married. Du you understand what that means?"

Hiccup was deep in thought when Merida put her arm around him and said, "Hickey that means we will be like mummy and daddy and you will have to kiss me all of the time just like daddy does to mummy".

Hiccup gave a big smile then kissed Merida on the cheek, "I like that part" said the smiling boy.

Gobber winked at the King, "Is Lordship catches on quick doesn't E yer majesty". The King just laughed.

Elinor looked over at a subdued Valka, "Are ye no happy about the betrothal Valka?" she asked.

Valka; "I am very pleased with the betrothal. I am highly displeased that my Chief and husband was taken and is under guard on our ship rather than here with us," answerd the chieftess.

King Fergus; "Chief Stoic was placed under arrest to save his life. Lord MacGuffin did so because the fool was about to be struck down for touching my person without permission."

The rest of the evening went fine until Lady Scarlet Macintosh picked up Hiccup, hugged and kissed him saying, "You're just so cute I could eat ye up, little man," and she kissed the little boy again.

Merida had absolutely enough, "Put him down now Scarlet, HE'S MINE." Lady Scarlet ignored the toddler until Merida screamed, "PUT HICKEY DOWN, I COMMAND YOU!" The room got quiet.

The 14-year-old red faced and with tears in her eyes from embarrassment put the young prince down, curtsied to the Princess and walked back to her father's table.

The Queen quickly grabbed Merida's hand and went over to the girl and in a voice loud enough for all to hear, "Lady Scarlet, Ah personally apologize for what Merida just did.

Ye did nothing wrong. The Princess is a baby and obviously overly tired. Ah beg your forgiveness."

The rest of the night was uneventful. Back at the table, Elinor explained that the children were tired an needed to go to sleep. She then asked, and was given permission by Valka to allow Hiccup to stay with the royal family on more night.

It was the twenty-first hour and the dance had not even started. Elinor promised Fergus a dance then excused herself and left. When they got to the chambers she took off Merida's little crown and then Hiccups little sword belt and finally the shoes and boots.

She kept the children in their formal clothes. Maudie stayed with the children while Elinor made her way back down to the great hall.

If you were at the Paupers gate at the twenty-second hour you would have seen two dark figures enter a covered carriage holding two large bundles. You would have noticed the carriage leave quietly with an escort of heavily armed men.

Inside the carriage, Queen Elinor was holding Princess Merida and Maudie Prince Hiccup, both sound asleep.

"Maudie, you must stay with the carriage. Where Ah go Ah must go only with the children."

Maudie nodded she understood. It took an hour to get to the cottage but they had not been detected. The carriage stopped in front of Yara's small cottage.

The queen woke the children, then holding both of their hands she walked to the edge of the forest. At first, she saw nothing and both children were now wide awake due to fright.

Suddenly, out of the corner of her left eye, Elinor noticed movement. She turned and in the treeline not twenty feet away was a floating blue light. Merida squeezed into her leg as did Hiccup.

"I'm scared mummy," said the little princess.

"Me too Elinor, what is that thing?" asked Hiccup.

The queen got down on her knees so she could speak eye level with the children.

"That is a Will o'the Wisp. They are magical creatures rarely seen and are said to guide those pure of heart to their destiny. Tonight the Wisps are going to lead us on our adventure."

Elinor walked towards the wisp who disappeared as soon as she got to it. Down the path another appeared, then another till the queen was brought to a clearing. There was a stone walk that led to a circle of large stone pillars.

Elinor knew the circles existed but didn't know one was located in Dunbroch. The wisps led up to the stone circle. At the stone circle, she stopped and looked around. Standing in front of the stone pillars were five cloaked figures.

The center figure dropped her hood, it was Yara. "Who are ye and why du ye come ta this sacred place?" asked the old witch.

"Ah am Queen Elinor of Dunbroch and Ah am the Guardian of these chosen ones. Ah have brought the chosen ones here to be joined," said Elinor.

The other four women dropped their hoods. They were old, wrinkled and ominous.

"Gothi!" yelled the boy in greeting to the old healer.

For a brief second Gothi smiled and gave the boy the tiniest nod.

"It's ok Mer, their healers, they won't hurt us," said Hiccup trying to reassure his betrothed.

Yara motioned for Elinor to bring the children forward. Elinor did and stopped at the center of the circle.

She then put the two children in front of her, quickly kneeled and said, "Yara the healer wants to talk ta ye. It's alright. I'll be right behind ye ta keep ye safe," said the queen.

Yara came forward and stopped a few feet in front of the children. She smiled. The two children had already clasped hands.

"Do not be afraid Princess. All here love ye. Merida, what do feel inside when ye look at Prince Hiccup?"

Merida smiled, looked at the little prince, squeezed his hand and said, "I love Hiccup with my whoooooooole heart," said the Princess.

"Hiccup what du ye feel when ye look at Merida?" asked the old witch.

"Merida makes me feel good inside. When she kisses me I feel warm in my heart. When she is gone I will be very, very sad," said the little boy.

Yara; Why is that my prince?" asked the old healer.

"Because I love Merida and I will miss her tomorrow when my father takes me away. Father will keep me away just like he did Ylvi and I love Merida more than Ylvi" the boy said with tears in his eyes.

Merida saw Hiccup was sad and immediately pulled him into a tight toddler hug.

Yara; "Merida, what would yu say if there was a way Hiccup would always be part of ye?"

Merida thought for a second replying, "He already does. Wherever Hiccup goes my heart goes with him," said the tiny young Princess.

Yara; "But what if there were a way you could be inside Hiccups heart and he would know ye were there, even if he were far away. What would ye du?" asked the old witch.

"Merida was crying too, realizing Hiccup was truly leaving. Merida looked at Yara and said, "Whatever it is I want to do it. Right now!" said the princess.

Yara smiled and patted the princess on the head.

"Hiccup, what about ye? If I could make it so you would know and could feel Merida even if ye were far away what would ye do?

"I want to du watever it is right now too!" said the little boy.

Yara; "Children if you du this it will be forever. No turning back ever. Do yu still wish to go forward?" Both of the toddlers nodded.

Yara; "Guardian, these chosen one are mere babes. They have chosen to be joined, to be bonded spiritually for the rest of their lives. What say yu?"

Queen Elinor; "Ah, Elinor, first of her name, queen of Dunbroch and all Scotland, du consent to the joining of these chosen ones."

Yara; "Merida, Princess of Dunbroch, du ye agree to the joining of your heart and spirit to this lad beside ye?"

Merida smiled and nodded.

Yara; "Child, ye must speak yer answer loud enough for all to hear".

Merida blushed and said, "Yes I wish to give my heart to Hiccup."

Yara: "Hiccup du ye…………"

Hiccup interrupted, "Yes, yes, I want Merida to have my heart forever and always," said the excited boy.

Yara; "Children, there is one more thing ye must……"

Before the healer could finish, Merida took Hiccup's cheeks in her hands and put her lips on Hiccups. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning flashed hitting a tree nearby. The thunder followed, loud and angry then there was a tremendous roar heard.

There, previously unnoticed, perched on the stone pillar was a huge black dragon. There was another flash of lightning. The dragon turned to the right, opened its mouth, then fired a fiery purple blast of plasma into the forest.

Yara; "You must go NOW, evil approaches".

Elinor grabbed the children in both arms and ran toward the path. Waiting for her the wisps had already were already waiting showing her the direction.